With the popularization of smart phones and the restriction of Internet cafes on minors' access to the Internet, there are now many small shops at the entrance of elementary schools that have developed a mobile phone Internet cafe that replaces computers with smart phones, commonly known as "machine bars."

In the computer bar at the entrance of a certain elementary school, a man in his thirties wearing Adidas sportswear is playing with his mobile phone.

Ding Dong!

Suddenly a message popped up on the phone, he opened it and looked at it, and was stunned.

"Xu Fu!? Your kid is still alive!? Impossible!" The man exclaimed, "I clearly cut off your head, how could you still be alive!?"

He quickly replied: Who are you? You can't be Xu Fu! Don't want to lie to me!

At this time, a pupil squatting on the side stared at him: "Uncle, can you return the phone to me? We are going to class soon, I haven't played yet."

"Call me your majesty!" The man held the phone a little higher, otherwise the child would touch him, "Let me use it for a while, and when I get in touch with my old minister, I will make you a princess."

Seeing that he couldn't get his mobile phone, the elementary school student cried suddenly: "Wow--"

"Oh, don't cry!" The man was stunned when he saw this, and quickly stopped, "I order you not to cry!"

"Wow--" The pupil cried harder as a result.

"What's the matter?" At this moment, the owner of the canteen came over.

The man seemed unwilling to attract the attention of others, so he picked up the crying elementary school student in a panic and ran out.

The shop owner was shocked when he saw this: "Fuck! Thief! Stealing the phone! Get him!"

With this voice, dozens of enthusiastic people suddenly burst out from the side of the road.

"Where is the thief?"

"Dare to come and steal from us?"

"Catch the thief!"

...

A group of people blocked the man's path and found the elementary school student who was crying on his shoulders.

"Damn, this is a personal trafficker!"

"Break his limbs!"

"He's so tender!"

At this time, the sentiment was infuriated, and many people picked up the stone on the side of the road and prepared to lift it up.

The man yelled angrily when he saw this: "Get me down!"

Suddenly, a violent wind blew up so that people couldn't open their eyes. Everyone was in a hurry, and when they came back to their senses, the man had already taken the pupils and didn't know where to go.

...

In Xiliang Demon Village, Ximen Qing looked at the liar's reply, but she didn't expect the other party to be ironiced by herself and would not give up.

"Haha, the drama is great." She turned off the dialogue, blacked the guy directly, and didn't bother to care about him. Why didn't you play a few games when you had time?

Ximen Qing entered the match,

10 minutes later, Ximen Qing played GG.

"Grass! How does this matching system do? Why can I match this pit every time!?" Ximen was depressed.

To say that the number of closed beta players is small, it is not impossible to always match the same person, but why do you always stay with this guy called "Dark Dark Sky" every time? The black hole of this game cannot be saved by 10,000 kings.

Ximen Qing didn't even have the desire to squirt.

"Forget it, let's go and play LOH for a while, I don't believe I can meet you again if I change the game this time!"

She was about to go upstairs when Song Yunwu flew back with Jin Huiyuan's sword. In addition to the two of them, Song Yunwu also carried a...person in his hand?

Well, let's call it human.

It's just that this person is a bit weird now, the whole person is like a boneless lump, his head and buttocks are together.

Song Yunwu discarded it casually, and then straightened the girl's hands and ankles back to their original positions as if unplugging the earphone cable.

"Is this still alive?" Ximen Qing leaned over and asked.

Song Yunwu nodded: "Well, it should be alive, I didn't have that heavy hand."

"It turned out to be beaten by you," Ximen Qing suddenly realized, "No wonder it looks like all the bones of the whole body are broken. Tsk tsk, this chest is recessed, it's too pitiful."

Jin Huiyuan said at this time: "Sister, it's okay. Anyway, I think she is flat, not concave, and she doesn't need to wear underwear. It doesn't make much difference."

Ximen Qing glanced at her two evil groups that are larger than adults, and said with emotion: "You are a full man, I don't know if a hungry man is hungry. For people with smaller breasts, that little change is more important. what."

As she said, she supported Jin Huiyuan's evil with her hands from the back through Jin Huiyuan's armpits: "Huayuan, since your sister is now under your care, the basic contract spirit is still necessary, starting today. , I am your special milk tray, please don't begrudge me and use it as much as you want."

When Jin Huiyuan was attacked, she suddenly felt a little unnatural. She twisted her body: "What do I want this for?"

"Why don't you say you are too young," Ximen Qing said solemnly, "As a person with big breasts, let me tell you that too big a chest can easily cause a series of problems such as hunchback, shoulder strain, and ligament strain. Good influence, sister, this is for your health."

"Oh." Jin Huiyuan listened and suddenly felt as if it made sense.

Song Yunwu ignored Ximen's love. After placing Watanabe's umbrella, she put a blanket under her, then took out a talisman and stuck it on her forehead.

Suddenly, a burst of electric current surged all over the girl's body, and her whole body twitched suddenly.

"Hey Lulu Lulu—"

"Ha~" Watanabe Umbrella exhaled a big puff of black smoke, but finally woke up.

"Wake up?" Song Yunwu straddled her waist with both feet, looking down at Watanabe Umbrella, "Wake up and chat."

"Huh! Don't think about it!" Watanabe Umbrella turned his head and didn't look at her.

"Oh, it turned out to be the reformer of Nikko Dongsho Palace." Song Yunwu was clear.

Watanabe Umbrella looked at her in shock when he heard the words: "How do you...know?"

Song Yunwu: "..."

"Huh!" Watanabe Umbrella continued~lightnovelpub.net~ But how about knowing this? I won’t tell you anything about the core issue of the doctor! "

"PhD?"

Just when Song Yunwu was about to ask further questions, suddenly the left earring of Watanabe Umbrella glowed with blue light. A beam of light projected from the blue diamond on the earrings, projecting the appearance of a woman in Song Yunwu's head-up position.

"Hello, strong man, since you can see this projection, it means that the umbrella has been captured by you, because this is a video that is set to be played only after she is captured."

"Doctor!?" Watanabe Umbrella looked at the doctor's projection in shock, and couldn't help but remember what the doctor said when he handed the ear studs to him.

"Umbrella, this mission is not trivial. It is very likely that you will come into contact with the eight evil spirits. A careless one will endanger your life, so I specially developed a life-saving device for you. It may save you at the critical moment. A life, but there is a certain chance that it will not be saved, ha ha ha ha..."