"Give me back." Tao Siqi dropped the head casually. As a result, the headless body trembled abruptly as soon as he raised his hand, but did not catch it.

The head rolled to the ground, just facing Tao Siqi, with a very pitiful expression on her face.

"You can't even receive this?" Tao Siqi didn't have the slightest sympathy. There is no need for sympathy with this group of guys who use it to infringe the interests of others as soon as they have power.

"Hi...I, my kidney seems to be broken," his head grinned, his headless body also covering one side of his waist, "I don't know which cruel person kicked it, it's really heavy."

When Tao Siqi saw this, she moved a chair and sat down, and said to the head: "Let's do this, you first report your name, gender, and age."

Although this evolutionary looks like a ghost turned into by a child, Tao Siqi knows that he is not young by seeing his words and deeds.

Sure enough, when the head heard it, he reluctantly said: "Sir, you are too casual, even if you don't put my head back on the table and change the skirt anyway, pants are really the stupidest invention of mankind, like ancient companies. It’s so good for men to wear skirts."

"Stop talking nonsense," Tao Siqi glared at him. "When you get here, you still skin me? Don't you know that I specialize in dealing with guys like you? I have no less than a hundred ways for you to cooperate. Do you want to give it a try?"

"Sir, don't lie to me if I study too little," Ren said, "I also have human rights."

"Huh, human rights?" Tao Siqi sneered, "Do you know "Journey to the West"?"

"Um."

"Does Monkey King know?"

"Of course."

"Then what's on Sun Wukong's head?"

"Tighten up?"

"Do you want to make one too?"

"Damn! You guys even have this kind of stuff?! I don't believe it!" The head was shocked. He was just a kid. If this encounters Monkey King's helpless tightrope, wouldn't it be time to stop cooking?

"Why lie to you?" Tao Siqi fumbled in her pocket and took out a small iron ring with a diameter of about three centimeters.

"That's it?" The head froze for a moment, and then laughed loudly, "Sir, you are so humorous, you dare to call it tight with such a small iron ring? Did you curse your head like this before thinking about it?"

"No," Tao Siqi shook her head, "it was originally this size, it won't grow bigger or shrink."

The head asked: "Then how to put it on the head?"

Tao Siqi's mouth evokes a wicked smile: "What do you think? There is more than one human head."

"Huh?" The head didn't understand at first, but following Tao Siqi's sight, he found that it was actually his lower body, and suddenly felt a chill.

Tao Siqi said to herself: "This thing is good. After wearing it, you can't touch the world's eroticism any more. If you are tempted, you will feel that this tightrope is tightening on your head, and it will be miserable!"

As she said, she smiled at the evil charm of the human head again: "So far no man can stand it, even if you are the Monkey King."

"I'm recruiting! Isn't it okay if I'm all recruiting!"

…

Xiaoguai finally got home smoothly. Ximen love general Zhou Hong was shown a photo of a pair of panda eyes to Song Yunwu. The latter also leaned forward with a smile.

"Hahaha, he is so cute like this, just like the panda we raised before," Song Yunwu thought floating away, "I haven't seen Xiao Cai for several years."

"A panda, do you name someone Xiao Cai? Are you the devil?" Ximen Qing vomited.

Qin Yuyao paid attention to another point: "Oh? Sister Yun Wu, can your family still raise pandas?"

"Um... that's only a little bit different." Song Yunwu was vague and didn't elaborate.

At this moment, Jin Huiyuan happened to come out of the room to pour some water, Ximenqing smiled when she saw it, "Oh, Xiaoyuan hasn't slept yet?"

"Well, I'm making a song," Jin Huiyuan walked to Ximen Qing and said, "Sister, do you have a new song recently? I have written a lot, and it feels not as good as your sister."

"Uh...recently? There is really one, but you may not be able to do it alone. You have to go to the symphony orchestra." Simon Qing touched her head. "Are you still used to it in school recently?"

"Yeah," said Jin Huiyuan, "the classmates think I am a foreigner and they are very enthusiastic. I also joined the music club. The seniors there are very good."

"Society..." Ximen Qing was a little emotional. She Dalong was still studying at a public school at that time. Before she went to university, she had never heard of clubs. When she came to university, she had to play games. There was no time to mix clubs. So for this island country animation, it only exists. She has always been curious about things.

Qin Yuyao thought that Ximen Qing would sigh about youth and other things, but then Ximen Qing said: "Are there any beautiful seniors in there?"

Qin Yuyao: "?? Sister Ximen, is this your focus?"

"Otherwise?" Ximen Qing asked rhetorically, "Isn't the club set up so that students can openly engage in objects? Of those manga and anime protagonists, which one did not open up the harem in his own club?"

"Your idea is very problematic," Qin Yuyao vomited, "isn't the duty of a student to study? Why do you get a partner so early?"

Seeing her serious look, Ximen Qing patted her on the shoulder: "Riyao, do you know that our country will soon lower the marriage age to 18 for women and 20 for men? Since 18 can be married, then on 16 and 17 What's the problem with falling in love?"

"Don't look at me with that kind of ‘this kid’s stupid distressing’ eyes!" Qin Yuyao couldn’t laugh or cry.

"My fans mentioned it on Weibo," Ximen Qing said, "Originally, the legal marriage age in our country is too high. The Netherlands is 12, Maozi 14, Kimchi 16, or even Iran is 9 years old. We will start with our country 2. If this continues, it will be very detrimental to the birth of the population. Our country relies on a large number of talents. The country will certainly not do this self-defeating martial arts."

Qin Yuyao thought for a while, and said, "But why do I feel that it's not that age that can't be married and can't give birth to a child? The key is to be poor, right?"

"Who knows," Ximen Qing shrugged, "Anyway, I don't have children. It's really better for you and the charter-in-law to get pregnant, Ru Yao, let's go to be an IVF someday? You finally got the eighth-level ability. Don’t want to develop a big family?"

Qin Yuyao shook her head quickly: "No, no, no, no, I'm still young, and I didn't think about giving birth so early."

If she lives to be 100 years old, it is estimated that she is almost able to give birth now, but she can almost live to the destruction of the universe now, there is no need to give birth at all.

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