The deceiving buddha beads have been kept in the body for a long time, so they can hide from the sky and cross the sea.

But is it so easy to operate a conceptual thing like "existence"? Ruyi Mountain has a complete set of Buddhist mantras, with approximately 3088 characters throughout. Such a long series of mantras must be recited smoothly within 3 seconds in order to fully stimulate the effect of the deceiving Buddha beads.

And once there is any difference in this, it may cause unpredictable consequences.

Chen Guang has worked hard to practice this spell. At first, he also suffered a lot, but as his proficiency gradually increased, he was able to stabilize the success rate above 99%.

But today, he was so immortal that he hit this 1% chance of failure. It can be said to be a blood mold.

He only feels a pain in his whole body now. According to the experience of previous failures, this should be a deception effect a bit too much.

To explain briefly, that is to say, originally he just wanted to fool Song Yunwu's enchantment, but now it is not just the enchantment, even the whole world thinks that the Buddha bead is him.

In this way, if someone hits that buddha bead once, it is tantamount to hitting the dust. Moreover, there are no protective measures on the Buddhist beads, and hitting him is completely real damage.

So Chen Guang can be said to be very painful now, just like having a knife stir in his stomach all at once.

"What's the matter with you?" Ajani wanted to step forward to help him, and she was a little cowered. In short, let's apologize first, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean it."

Although I don't know why Adjani wanted to apologize, Chenguang still said to her: "You... don't... apologize, well, I'm not in good condition today... come back next time."

As he said, he put his bald head on the ground, covered his stomach with his hands and barely got up, then limped down the mountain.

When he reached the corner, he didn't forget to turn his head and say to Ajani: "Next time you give birth to a daughter, remember to notify me!"

"Okay, good luck." Ajani waved to him.

As a result, as soon as he finished speaking, Chen Guang tripped on his left foot and fell somersault on his right foot.

"Oh--"

You know, after passing the corner, it's the downhill slope. So Chenguang rolled down the mountain like a ball, unable to stop at all.

Damen Zi didn't mean to stop: "This guy really should go to the neurology department."

Adjani was thinking about other things: "Daughter, what should I call it if I give birth to a daughter? Song Zhenni? It seems a bit ordinary, Song Dia? Why does it sound like San Diego, oh, should I ask the child her dad? Woolen cloth……"

Thinking about it, her face blushed, and the drunk Daen Zi just made up a pair of tomatoes.

...

After half an hour.

"We are back!" The wedding trio returned home smoothly.

The two little ones ran out to greet them immediately: "Sister, you are back~"

"Well, I'm back," Ximenqing smiled and touched Jin Huiyuan's head, "How did you go so fast? It would have saved us from flying for so long when we took us on a journey."

"Huh?!" Jin Huiyuan was startled immediately, "You, you know!?"

Ximen Qing looked back at Song Yunwu: "Look, I'll just say it."

Song Yunwu was full of disbelief: "You have guessed all such outrageous things."

Qin Yuyao also looked at Jin Huiyuan and Xiaoguai in surprise: "You really did it?"

"Ah! Sister, you cheated me?!" At this time, Jin Huiyuan still didn't know that she had been tricked by Ximen's love.

Ximen said with affection: "How can you know that you are so courageous and dare to take Ajani out."

"Um~ I'm sorry," Jin Huiyuan immediately admitted, "I'm so worried about my friends."

Seeing this, Xiaoguai rushed over and said, "I proposed it. You blame me." To be the boss, you must have the boss's responsibility.

"That's good," Ximenqing smiled and squeezed Xiaoguai's fat little face, "Since you two are so active in admitting mistakes, you have to be punished."

Song Yunwu also said with a serious face: "It should be punished, and it will be severely punished, and Damen Zi can't let it go, so she is optimistic about Ajani. This kind of thing happened under her nose, Damen Zi! Where are you?"

Xiaoguai and Jin Huiyuan stretched out their hands and pointed towards the back of the sofa very synchronously.

Qin Yuyao leaned over and found that Damen Zi had turned into a skeleton at this time, with a wine bottle in her arms, sleeping soundly.

"The big sister is asleep."

Ximen Qing said with a smirk: "I already thought of punishing the dumb boy, so I would fine her not to drink for a month and not to fight against landlords!"

"Wow!" Qin Yuyao was startled, "Sister Ximen, are you the devil?"

She subconsciously glanced at Damen Zi again, and saw that the voice of "Uh~uh~" suddenly came out of Skull's mouth, which seemed to be a nightmare.

[Major sister, take care. 】

"As for you two~" Ximen Qing looked at Jin Huiyuan and Xiaoguai, her eyes rolled, "Then you will be fined to accompany me to wash the mandarin ducks, ah--"

Before the word "bath" was spoken, Song Yunwu had hit her head with a hand knife and was physically silent.

"It just happens to be tired from drawing cartoons recently, so I will fine you two rub our shoulders for a week," Song Yunwu said, "If you commit another crime, next time I will leave you with Adjani and live there for a week."

"Don't dare, don't dare." The two little heads shook like vibrating sticks, like two frightened hamsters.

"That's all right, that's it..." Ximen Qing said, preparing to go upstairs.

I haven't had time to play games in the past few days, and it turns out that all the people who are charging are swollen faces and fat people. How can it be nice to stay at home when you go out to play?

But she just turned around, and Song Yunwu caught her back collar.

"Why charter a woman?"

I saw Song Yunwu stretch out her hand: "Are you supposed to give me the script below "Attack on Giant"?"

In order to keep up with the progress of the animation, she has been blasting her liver recently. She has finished drawing all the scripts given by Ximen Qing. Although she can serialize for a while, if there is no new script, she will have nothing to do next.

What's more, the story of the giant is happening to a critical point, and she is also very curious about the next development.

"Below? No more." Ximenqing said with a sad expression. She also planned to look down at the middle of her legs, but her chest was too big to block her, and she couldn't see it.

"Ha? No? What do you mean?" Now, everyone, including Xiaoguai, Jin Huiyuan, and Qin Yuyao, was dumbfounded.

"If you don't have it, you don't have it. In other words, it's an eunuch." Ximen Qing said bachelorly.

After all, she saw about 100 chapters in the comic before crossing, and she didn't know the plot behind it. Although the forced dog tail can cut a wave of leeks, she thinks it is better to cut it.

"Then what do you want me to draw next?" Song Yunwu said, "Can't you think of a way to write something out? There are still so many holes to fill out!"

"I'm out of inspiration. I think it's better not to write some **** forcibly," Ximenqing shamelessly found a high-sounding reason, "As for what to draw next, you wait for me to give you the script in a few days, my mind There are already new stories in there."

"You are dying~" Song Yunwu could only helplessly. She can already imagine how the fans will react afterwards.

Blind people can see how popular the work of Giant is. A series of peripheral developments are developed, and its commercial value is at least 10 digits and even 11 digits.

Such a "manufactured by God" is actually such an eunuch? It's crazy.

It is estimated that the editorial department of Juvenile Manyou can consider a part-time hardware store in the future, and there will definitely be a lot of blades sent in the past.

Qin Yuyao was also a little dumbfounded: "The "Attack on Giant" actually wants a eunuch? Oh my God, Sister Ximen is too ruthless, now fans will cry."

Fortunately, JOJO is given piece by piece. Even if there is no follow-up, it will not be a eunuch. As for "Pokemon", Ximen Qing also said that it is possible to find a ghostwriter according to the model of a unit drama. The only thing needed is about It's just the creativity of the elf.

"Sister Yun Wu," Qin Yuyao suddenly found another problem, "Then what will happen to your future signings? Will readers complain in person?"

Song Yunwu was surprised when he heard the words, "The signing event!? Oh, and this stuff, this...Forget it, the big deal is that I won't go to the signing event anymore!"

With that, she also ran upstairs.

...

Ximenqing lay on the bed with a happy smile on her face.

"It turns out that eunuchs are so cool."

She had thought about adding an ending to the giant before, but after a lot of brain cells died, she still couldn't get an ending that she could accept.

Sure enough, only the original author of a work can give a perfect ending. Even if the ending has a bug, it is still better than the other endings.

After all, the story belongs to the original author alone, and it is another story to write it for another person.

So ~lightnovelpub.net~ she still made a cut decision. As soon as this decision came out, he was immediately refreshed and he was very high.

"The **** is cool for a while, and the **** has always been cool. Then, should I also be an **** in the next movie?"

Ximen thought, he might be able to get the name of a big internal manager.

So, what is good about the new comics? Web text? game? Riman?

"It's best not to be too long, or else I won't be motivated after the freshness is over, Wukong Biography? No, that's too nervous, and to draw this, you have to draw Zixia, emmmm, then draw Zixia!"

Ximen Qing's eyes lit up, the world was still very similar to the earth at least before she crossed over, and "Journey to the West" was also one of the four masterpieces of Huaguo.

If this were to draw "A Chinese Journey to the West" and then make it into an animated movie, it might be a bit messy.

"I just don't know if there are any experts who come to the whole wave of adaptations. Isn't it random or nonsense?"