The Fall of the Vampire

Chapter 35: Are you still a person?

   Lu Cheng just finished reading the magazine when the phone rang. I picked it up and saw that it was the mayor's grandson Li Yuqi calling.

   Lu Cheng has guessed why he called: "Hey."

Sure enough, I just listened to Li Yuqi over there saying excitedly: "Hey hey hey! Dr. Lu? Have you seen the latest issue of SQUAT? Let me tell you, there is a new comic on it! It's really beautiful! La!"

   "Hmm, actually I just finished reading it. There is indeed a very good work," Lu Chengdao, "It's a pity that it's too short, it's not enough to watch."

"Yeah, it would be nice if it could be a little more. The main thing is that there are two other new works serialized together. I have to cast it and beat the other two works. I believe the author should draw more." Li Yuqi said confidently. , But he also reminded Lu Cheng.

   "Yes, it is to vote," Lu Cheng said while using his office computer to open the official website of "Weekly SQUAT", "This comic is too late to end, I am really curious about what will happen to Duan Yu next."

   "Huh? What are you talking about? Dr. Lu, why is Duan Yu?" On the other end of the phone, Li Yuqi noticed something was wrong, "Didn't you vote for "The King of Thieves"?"

"Huh? "The King of Thieves"? It's very good-looking, but compared with the teacher of "Wu Qing", it is still a bit worse, and you can see the details." Lu Cheng taught a new driver with an old driver Said the tone.

   But how can Li Yuqi be so persuasive? "What's so good about "Dragon Babu"? The protagonist is as stupid as a brain-cuffed person, and he can only endure being slapped in the face. It's too wasteful! I don't like that one! Much more honorary commander."

   "This is the beginning of the story, and nothing has yet unfolded. I believe that there will be changes in Duan Yu, and what do you always stare at men when you read comics? Look at the girls, how cute."

"I'm not interested, the woman is so troublesome. The monitor of my school is a girl, and she urges me to hand in my homework every day. It's annoying! She thinks she can do whatever she wants if she is beautiful. In fact, if my dad didn't let it go, I would have found a few people. I hit her with a sack on her."

   "Oh oh oh! I can't do it! Young man, you believe me, you will be orphaned like this." Lu Cheng wiped a cold sweat, this guy has a problem with his thoughts.

   "Well, anyway, I am definitely supporting teacher'Yun Yan'. No one would watch "The Eight Dragons", okay."

   "Hey, let's make a bet, if I win, you will..." Lu Cheng smiled confidently. This kid is still too tender. He has been in the second element for nearly 20 years. Can't you see this thing?

   "Okay! One word is for you!" At the mayor's house, Li Yuqi, who had been discharged from the hospital, helped a plaster and lay on the bed with a confident expression. "The King of Thieves is so good-looking, how could you lose?"

  ……

   5 days later.

   Song Yunwu looked at her mobile phone on the table like a child waiting for a birthday present, and walked around the table three times from the left to the right.

   Ximen, who had just come down from upstairs, met him and said, "What cult ceremony are you doing?"

   Song Yunwu glared at her: "Fuck off! I'm waiting for the call! Also, you are still a person? Why don't you even wear a triangle!"

   "Oh, forgot, that was washed last night!" Ximen Qing realized that she had forgotten to put on clothes, and hurried back to the room. A minute later, she came down again.

   This time, Ximen Qing's waist is surrounded by something like grass, which looks like a native of Hawaii. But people in Hawaii have coconut shells, and she...well, coconut shells seem to be too small.

   "You are so weird!" Song Yunwu was already unable to complain.

   "This is the plastic straw skirt that I personally woven when I taught the children to do handicraft last week. How about it? It's Hawaiian, right?" Ximen Qing said and twisted his waist, which is not as thick as a coconut.

   Song Yunwu just wanted to say something when suddenly the phone rang. She finished answering and hands-free in 1 second with extraordinary hand speed: "Hello?"

   "Oh! So fast," was a little surprised on the other end of the phone, but he still said quickly, "Is it the dance teacher? This is Gou Yue."

   "Hello, editor Gou, we are Dancing Love." Song Yunwu waved to Ximenqing as he said, motioning her to go with her.

   "Uh..." Gou Yue was silent for a while, then suddenly said, "Or you should call me'edit', you don't need to bring your last name."

   Song Yunwu thought for a while, realized the problem, and quickly said: "Okay, edit."

   "Well, then I am calling you this time to inform you of the results of the survey."

   "Well, tell me," Song Yunwu was very excited, but Ximen Qing said to her with lips, "You better not expect too much."

   However, Song Yunwu was too happy to see it at all.

Gou Yuedao: "Well, there are 23 works published in this issue of Weekly SQUAT. The ranking of "Tian Long Ba Bu" is in the middle of ~lightnovelpub.net~ just in the middle?" Song Yunwu patted his chest, "It's okay. Okay, it’s a good result for the first episode. By the way, what about the other two new works?"

   Gou Yue was silent for a while, before saying: "I'm Really Not a Big Brother" ranked 10th, and "The King of Thieves"... is 4th."

   To put it simply, they are three new works.

He thought that Song Yun would be very disappointed, but he didn't expect that she would accept it very naturally: "Well, they are two good works. It's reasonable to get such a ranking, but it's okay. I will soon catch up. Coming up."

   Gou Yue said with some surprise: "You have a good mentality, keep it up, I read the second episode of "The Eight Parts of the Dragon", I have confidence in you."

   "Okay, thank you, editor." Song Yunwu subconsciously wanted to call Gou to edit, but he gave Gou in time.

When she hung up the phone, she was still a little bit unfinished: "This is "Squat" , Not the first of the three new works, but the first of the entire "Weekly SQUAT"!"

   Ximenqing quietly took out half of a watermelon from the refrigerator, and said to her as he ate, "Then you come on."

"Don't say that it's not as good as you are!" Song Yunwu said, "We are the two of us who are dancing together! Also, do you think I can ignore you stealing my watermelon if I act like nothing? "

   "You didn't make me wear clothes," Ximen felt confident, "I am making bras. The coconut shell is too small. This is just right, pure natural and pollution-free, so great."

   "Your blood pack is gone today."

   "Ah! I was wrong, boss!"