The Fall of the Vampire

Chapter 412: furniture

"Why do I feel you are making emotions?" Zhou Yu stared at Cui Mingyue suddenly.

This made Cui Mingyue suddenly nervous: [Oops? Are you going to be exposed? I said that real people pretending to be bionics are too unreliable. 】

"Afanggong's technology is really amazing, and it can achieve this level." Zhou Yu said to herself.

Cui Mingyue finally let go of her hanging heart. This guy seems to have a problem with IQ, which is great.

Zhou Yu went on to say: "Azhi, is there any good variety show recommendation recently?"

Cui Mingyue immediately jumped out of a large number of options, originally just read it along. But Zhou Yu just said that he hates beautiful women, which makes Cui Mingyue worry, so she deliberately said: "According to searches, the most popular variety show recently is "Produce119" broadcast by Xiakong TV."

"What's that? Let's take a look." Zhou Yu stepped into the trap unsuspectingly.

So Cui Mingyue called out the first episode of PD119 with the help of Azhi.

The first person to appear was the host of the show, Zhang Jiashuai. When he saw him, Zhou Yu suddenly became interested.

"Oh, it's him." Obviously, Zhou Yu is his fan.

[You still said that you are not gay? ] Cui Mingyue complained silently.

After that, it was the theme song. The prelude still scratched the ears, but when Zhou Yu saw the girls come out one by one, his face began to change.

"Pause," he yelled, and then asked Cui Mingyue, "Azhi, why is there you on this one?"

He was naturally referring to Cui Mingri.

"Report to the owner. This person is the template of the bionic person. It is a random selection. Do you want to change the subsequent production template?"

In fact, there is a loophole in this, because the program was not released when Zhou Yu was in a coma, which means that the bionic was created after he was in a coma, but his master was in a coma, and the production line was unable to operate at all.

However, Zhou Yu had only been the master of the Afang Palace for 7 years, and the character of the dead house would not pay attention to these aspects, so he didn't know that there was this set of rules.

"Um... change it, change it to cat or dog, panda penguin will do."

"Sorry, no."

"Why not? Why is your production line so useless?" Zhou Yu complained.

"The production of bionics refers to the various biological components of the human body. It is only suitable for humanoid creations. Changing to other animals requires a lot of recalculation. You can choose baboons."

This is of course Cui Mingyue's nonsense. In fact, the bionic machinery can do anything, but she is upset with Zhou Yu's phrase "I hate beautiful women", so she deliberately responded to him.

[Don’t you like animals and not beautiful women? Then get you a female baboon. 】

"Baboon!?...Just forget what the baboon said." Zhou Yu chose to give up.

He got up and headed to the kitchen, and the screen just moved with him, keeping it in the best viewing position at all times.

Although he didn't like beautiful women, Zhou Yu unexpectedly didn't change the show, but started cooking while watching the show.

[Oh, I also said that you don't like beautiful women. 】Cui Mingyue feels a little smug in her heart, a man’s mouth is a deceitful ghost, you will be weird if you believe it.

But watching Zhou Yu chopping vegetables so skillfully, she was still a little surprised.

So she asked: "In artificial intelligence learning, ask questions. There is a housekeeping system in the Afang Palace, which can automatically cook. Why does the owner choose to do it himself?"

Zhou Yu didn't doubt it, and replied, "Because it doesn't taste good."

【unpalatable? ] Cui Mingyue is full of doubts. She has eaten dishes made by the housekeeping system in the past month. Isn't it delicious? Could it be that this guy has a problem with his sense of taste?

Soon, two dishes, one meat and one vegetarian, were ready.

When Cui Mingyue moved her nose, she was a zombie with an extremely sensitive sense of smell. Just smelling the smell made her index finger move.

[This... looks delicious. 】

It's a pity that she has to pretend to be a bionic. It's fine for her to ask some unusual questions. If she really sits down and eats with Zhou Yu, then she will suspect that Azhi and Zhou Yu have joined forces to play her.

Zhou Yu was watching a variety show while eating. After watching for a while, she suddenly said to Cui Mingyue, "When will the person who is your model come out?"

"Report to the owner that Cui Mingyue will appear in the second period."

"Then skip to the second issue. Others are boring to watch." Zhou Yu said.

Cui Mingyue's mood is complicated, because she doesn't know whether his younger brother attracted him or his appearance attracted him.

Azhi flexibly pulled the progress bar to the place where "Cui Mingyue" played in the second period.

When Zhou Yu watched the performance, Cui Mingyue was still expecting him to exaggerate a few words, so she took the initiative to ask: "Master, why only watch her?"

"Haha," Zhou Yu smiled disdainfully, "I thought it would be great to be able to stand in the C position, but it turned out to be the same. In addition to her face and figure, this woman is top-notch, so she can dance and sing. In general, how can it be so powerful in the show? Anyway, I can't see it."

Cui Mingyue clenched her fists silently. Of course she was very angry at first, but she quickly relieved: [He admits that I am good-looking. As for singing and dancing, it’s not me. Why am I angry? ? 】

Rather, she felt uncomfortable when someone said that her brother sang and danced like a female idol.

Zhou Yu watched for a while, and said to Cui Mingyue: "Turn it off, this show is boring, it's better to watch you as you watch those women."

"Good master." Cui Mingyue turned off the video and suddenly found that Zhou Yu was staring at him.

[What does he want to do? Didn’t you discover that I’m not a bionic? 】

Cui Mingyue was so nervous that she wanted to ask him why he looked at herself like this.

"Actually, when you think about it carefully, you don't seem to be a beautiful woman either." Zhou Yu suddenly said.

ha?

Cui Mingyue forcibly resisted, and said with a wooden expression: "I can't understand the master's meaning."

"Aren't you a bionic person? Just add iron and silica gel and then add something else. Isn't it different from humans?" Zhou Yu said solemnly, "So you can't be regarded as human, at most it can only be regarded as furniture, yes, furniture. "

As he said, he suddenly touched Cui Mingyue's face when she was still in a daze: "Look, if it's a human, I might be dead if I touch it like this, but you will be fine."

Cui Mingyue was taken aback at the time, her eyes staring like Ahn'Qiraj baby. She was so shocked that she didn't even notice that she was being eaten tofu.

【what happened? Achi, what about his human allergies? 】Cui Mingyue communicates frantically with artificial intelligence in her heart.

[According to the calculation results, the root cause of human allergies is psychological problems, so when the owner does not think you are human, your contact will not cause symptoms. 】

[Can it still be like this? Isn’t it necessary for me to wear gloves? 】

[There is an error in the calculation. Wearing gloves is just in case. In addition, Azhi kindly reminds you that you should pay attention to the owner's hand instead of vomiting gloves. 】

【hand? Cui Mingyue only realized that Zhou Yu's hand moved down from her face and placed it on the cushion.

At that time, her mind was bewildered, and she subconsciously wanted to slap it over.

But Azhi reminded in time: "If the owner finds out, his symptoms may come on immediately, and if he dies by then, you will never be able to get out."

Cui Mingyue just resisted this, but still felt wronged in her heart.

On the other side, Zhou Yu also retracted his hand quickly: "Uh, sorry, I accidentally touched it."

He just wanted to see if only the part of the bionic human skin was visible, but still covering the whole body. As a result, when I was grabbing the neckline, Cui Mingyue's chest was too big, so I ran into it.

Although Cui Mingyue was very angry, she still had to remain expressionless.

Seeing her like this, Zhou Yu said with emotion: "Sure enough, it is different from the real person. If it is a real person, it is estimated that he has already slapped it and shouted that the toad wants to eat swan meat, right? Haha."

[I also want to slap you now. ] Cui Mingyue said silently in her heart.

Then Zhou Yu said again: "Think of it this way, the bionic is really much better than the real person, at least you won't hate me."

As he talked, he laughed: "Azhi~lightnovelpub.net~ I have known you for 7 years, and creating this bionic person is the most satisfying thing you have ever done."

Cui Mingyue immediately jumped out a line of request: Azhi Mingming has done a lot of things, please praise more.

She thought for a while, decided to ignore, and comforted Azhi: [He is a straight man, even if you say so, you won't praise you, goodbye, I know you are the best. 】

Azhi returned her with a smiling face.

At this time, Zhou Yu said again: "By the way, call me up the online versions of "Youth Comics" and "Weekly SQUAT", and let me see if there are any new comics recently."

"Yes, master."

A row of screens emerged, with a comic on each of them. Zhou Yu looked at it roughly, and there is no new work.

But he still clicked into "Xiakong Ghoul" and looked at it with relish.

This gaze is more energetic than when looking at beautiful women.

"Hey, why is Jin Muyan so foolish," Zhou Yu said uncomfortably after reading the comics, "I thought it would be a bit more powerful with a mask, but it turned out to be a waste of wood."

The early stage of the ghoul comics was relatively depressing, and it broke out with the senior, and then disappeared.

Then the little Lolita’s mother was killed, she also looked very depressed.

Such a depressed atmosphere makes readers take a sigh of relief. If they are not released, they will eventually turn to the creator.

So it depends on what the author does in the end.

However, the popularity of "Ghoul" continues to rise on the Internet. After all, it is a dance production, animation and comics go hand in hand, and the song "washing kelp" alone has countless fans.

After Jin Muyan's mask came out, the same style was immediately available online, and COS and douren handwritten books were also common.

This reminded Zhou Yu of the giant back then, which was also so popular at that time.

"Dancing sentiment shouldn't have another wave of show operations, right?"