The First Family of Tang Dynasty

Chapter 2208: The virtuous queen laughed at the dark h

With a puff, His Majesty the Emperor of Tang choked the chewed melon out of his throat.

Zhao Kun next to him was coughing vigorously while rushing forward to beat His Majesty's back. Don't make any accidents, and it's all right to **** off the Tubo king.

If you make His Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty laugh out loud, then the black history of you three little **** will definitely be ruthlessly recorded in the history books.

At this moment, Empress Changsun, who had been standing outside for a while, raised her hand to cover her mouth, and pinched herself vigorously with one hand, but finally she didn't laugh out loud.

Hu Shanggong next to him had already pressed his forehead against the pillar, feeling that he was about to lose control of his emotions.

When she heard a strange coughing and wheezing sound coming from inside, Empress Changsun finally couldn't control herself and opened the curtain.

I saw Zhao Kun was beating His Majesty's back, Cheng Chubi was raising his fist to threaten Fang Jun viciously, and Li Ke seemed to want to slip out of the hall with light hands and feet.

When everyone saw the gentle and demure Empress Changsun with such a perfect demeanor, she lifted the curtain and appeared curiously.

Everyone's actions suddenly stagnated, and for a while, they didn't know what to do...

Empress Changsun saw the strange movements of these guys in the hall, and quickly withdrew her hand immediately.

Taking deep breaths frequently, he raised his hand and rubbed his cheeks lightly. After two breaths, he finally controlled his emotions.

Slowly opened the door curtain again, and saw inside, three young men were sitting upright in unison, with flattering smiles on their faces.

And His Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty stood up gracefully, and smiled gently at the expressionless Empress Changsun.

"The maidservant Guanyin is here, hurry up and sit down, Ke'er just came back today..."

"I've seen my mother (mother-in-law)..." The three young people saluted respectfully in unison.

Empress Changsun forced a smile, nodded repeatedly and said yes, mainly because she didn't know what to say.

Passing over the three of them, came to sit beside Li Shimin, and Empress Changsun raised her hand and patted Li Shimin's back, picked up a silk handkerchief, wiped the melon foam from the corners of his mouth and beard for him, rushed secretly and mischievously. The husband winked.

"Husband, just now I heard that Ke'er and the others are going to show their skills to Husband, right?"

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"Ah... yes, yes, yes! You three, what are you doing in a daze, which caused the old man to choke.

Hurry up, let the old man open his eyes and see you young talents interpret the plateau style. "

Zhao Kun staggered to the entrance of the hall, and then stopped, mainly because he was worried that he would not be able to control it for a while, so he could go out directly.

Just in time to see a gap in the door curtain, um, Hu Shanggong covered his mouth with one hand, held the curtain with the other, and peeked inside with shining eyes. hehe…

"Why don't you move, do you think there are too few audiences today, why don't you turn around and let you perform in the court hall?"

Seeing the menacing look in His Majesty's eyes, Empress Changsun looked forward blankly.

It's clearly an attitude that if you don't show off your talents today, you won't be able to get out of this door.

"I'm not as thick-skinned as you, Brother Chu Bi...I'm wrong, my little brother, why don't you let me go quickly."

Cheng Chubi had already begun to shake his shoulders gracefully, and spread his arms with great power, like a vulture flopping on the plateau, and raised his eyebrows at Li Ke provocatively.

"Don't forget, your father hasn't rewarded us yet, if you don't work harder, your father will give you less than three melons and two dates later, and you will have no place to cry when you are poor." With an affectionate face, she persuaded cautiously.

"Young master, don't eat it, let's not waste it?"

"Waste what?" Cheng Chubi gave Deng Xinxin a displeased look.

Shaking the jerky stick in his hand, which is hard enough to be used for robbing with a sap, he explained patiently.

"I'm going to make this thing into meat floss."

"Meat floss?" Both Cheng Hu and Deng Chengxin looked at the jerky stick in bewilderment. The meat is so tight, how could it be loose?

Cheng Chubi ignored these two fellows, and beckoned to the servant who had packed up the stone roller to lead the donkey forward, and he stuffed the jerky stick into it.

"Come on, I'll stuff this thing into the mill and let the donkey walk slowly, little by little."

Then I heard a sound like a firewood breaking, and Cheng Chubi stood by and looked at it, waiting until it was run over.

Both Cheng Hu and Deng Chengxin saw the dried meat that had been cracked and flattened.

Cheng Chubi took a tool and moved the jerky another position, letting the servant continue to lead the donkey and drive the roller.

After seven or eight circles, Cheng Chubi asked someone to bring a dustpan containing food, and swept the meat floss that had been crushed into crumbs into the dustpan.

Stretching out his hand, he pinched a small poke and put it in his mouth. Cheng Chubi narrowed his eyes and felt the taste carefully.

Hmm... It still tastes like dried bacon, and after being crushed, you don't need to chew it, just take a sip and wait for the saliva to moisten it before you can swallow it.

Cheng Hu also took two bites, smashed his mouth, and couldn't help pointing at the pile of sawdust.

"Third Young Master, could it be that this is dried meat floss?"

Cheng Chubi nodded in satisfaction, squeezed some more and put it in his mouth, explaining while sipping.

"Well, but this process is wrong, it should be in a semi-dry state, just crush the meat and spread it apart.

In addition, our family's mill is too powerful, but it's okay, after all, it's going to be put in the army rations, so it's broken. "

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Since it is going to be done, let people look at it with admiration, and make His Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty feel sad for today's act of teasing the younger generation.

Let the old man Li Ji cry and shout to offer him half a year's salary.

When I thought that I could copy multiple varieties of compressed dry food and use it as a brick to beat those elders who didn't speak martial arts ruthlessly.

Cheng Chubi was full of energy immediately, and then he began to order Cheng Bao, instructing the ten or so handymen in the old Cheng's kitchen to get busy.

The first step is to break up all the materials, or crush them into fine particles. And it can't be too thin, so as to avoid agglomeration and dirt during the production process~lightnovelpub.net~ When General Cheng finally led the boss and the second brother back to the house, all the ingredients rewarded by His Majesty had to be moved one third.

Cheng Yaojin couldn't help being a little confused, after listening to Uncle Guan Dingfu's explanation.

Cheng Yaojin stroked his thick beard like steel needles and blossomed happily.

"Third boy, he must have offended His Majesty by making a fuss again.

But it's also good. This year we celebrate the New Year in the mansion, so we don't need to buy them. "

The housekeeper, Uncle Fu, nodded in agreement, and soon thought of another important matter, and reached into his pocket to take out the note.

"What the master said is very true, but the master, the third son gave the villain this note, saying that he wants to get some compressed military rations."

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