The First Family of Tang Dynasty

Chapter 2311: Don't be afraid, Old Xu, I just want to

Deng Xinxin copied a bottle with only half the essence of the wine left, and handed it to Cheng Da, who seemed a little shy at the moment, with disgust.

Cheng Da was a little hesitant. After all, his feet were smelly, and he was very compelled in his heart.

On weekdays, a group of rough old men gesticulate with each other's dirty feet, it's just joking with each other, rubbing their feet in their spare time to relieve addiction, it's extremely boring.

But now, the third son said seriously that he would use his stinky socks to treat diseases and save lives, which made Cheng Da feel a little ashamed. Cheng Chubi stared blankly at the gourd that Wang Yiling handed to him, and at the golden pill the size of broad beans poured out from the mouth of the gourd.

I weighed it with my hands, ouch, the weight is quite heavy, but I don’t know if there is more lead or more mercury.

In terms of volume, the weight of this thing is definitely higher than that of stones, and it is definitely a heavy metal aggregate.

Cheng Chubi looked at this thing with a toothache, Nima, is this really edible?

Wang Yiling next to him spit and told Cheng Chubi and Zhang Yiling what he saw and heard when he went to Yongning Temple.

"When Daoist Yongning gave me the medicine, he specifically confessed that it is the best golden elixir he has refined in the past few years."

"I have already reached the ultimate level of the dragon and tiger's cross-aid pill, and it was almost destroyed by the catastrophe that came down..."

Cheng Chubi burst into laughter immediately, and Zhang Yiling also looked at this arrogant Wang Yiling with a dark face.

I always feel that this unscrupulous Wang Yiling has been polluted by the alchemist's nonsense.

Hearing the strange noise made by Cheng Chubi, and the disgusted expression of that medical order, Wang Yiling, who still had two golden pills hidden in his waist pouch, was not happy at all.

"You two, don't believe it, but the old man heard the sound of thunder calamity with his own ears..."

"Thunder robbery?" Cheng Chubi pulled his face and looked at Wang Yiling. Thinking about it carefully, the sky was clear from yesterday to today.

There is no fart cloud, and now it is late autumn and winter is about to enter, where is the thunder.

"I said Wang Yiling, did you eat or drink anything in Yongning Temple?"

Cheng Chubi looked at Wang Yiling suspiciously, and was a little worried whether the guy had been given some drugs that interfered with the brain nerves, causing him to have visual and auditory hallucinations.

"How is it possible? I arrived at Yongning Temple yesterday, and before I had time to drink my saliva, my old friend told me that the pill had been released."

"However, because I haven't arrived yet, Master Yongning used formations to restrain him. When I got to the inner courtyard, I heard a sound like thunder."

"You can even see blue smoke..."

Cheng Chubi stared directly at the eloquent and spitting Wang Yiling in a daze. He first heard the thunder and then saw the green smoke.

Isn't this the same as setting off firecrackers when I was a child? Of course, if the lead wire is long enough, it is not impossible to see the blue smoke first and then hear the thunder.

Of course, the most exciting thing is the one with a plastic shell on the outside. After lighting it, stuff it into cow dung, that power. tsk tsk...

The beautiful Southwest, I can't say anything else, but the natural environment is really good, with clear mountains, clear waters, and continuous Cangshan Mountains.

In such a place, it is not easy to use agricultural machinery, so almost every household in every village has farming cattle. If there are more cattle, there will be more dung.

I most recall when I was a teenager, cow dung was dotted all over the fields in the countryside, and I could blow up any heap I wanted.

Well, it's just a bit of a waste of clothes. Every time I go out and spend a lot of time, when I come home, my buttocks will definitely be red like a monkey.

All the clothes were also pulled aside, and the adults washed their faces with running water.

Every time at this time, the cries of the bear children come and go, as if playing a cheerful and warm Tianyuan pastoral song.

Click! Now is not the time for warm memories, but that Yongning real person is really obsessed.

Unexpectedly, the girl even made gunpowder, and the important thing is, this Yongning real person actually knows how to use it flexibly.

Although he doesn't understand the purpose of gunpowder, it is not good to use gunpowder as a thunderbolt to deceive the feudal superstition people.

Of course, this is also a good thing. If he hadn't been so troublesome, Cheng Chubi would not have known that Datang already had an old driver who developed gunpowder.

When you look back, you must pay a good visit to this Yongning real person, no matter if your mother is real or not.

The face value of the old Cheng family is responsible for teaching you to be a decent person with knowledge and ideals every minute.

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By the time Cheng Chubi came back to his senses, Wang Yiling had already finished his chattering.

At the end, he specially added another sentence. "The old man even asked a special question..."

Having said this, Wang Yiling lowered his voice a lot. "Although Daoist Yongning didn't say anything himself."

"However, his disciples said that a few days ago, there was a psychic crane in their view, and it was a golden elixir refined by their master himself.

That night, I overcame the tribulation of thunder and flew away..."

Cheng Chubi smacked his mouth. "If the crane doesn't fly, can it still jump?"

"..." Wang Yiling looked at Cheng Taishen with black lines on his face. Can you stop finding fault with your **** words, it's annoying.

After Cheng Chubi laughed, he patted his thigh and said: "Then it seems that it coincides with Cheng's idea..."

Doctor Zhang asked about the crane and **** that Cheng Chubi had brought over, bah! Where is the turtle?

"The crane thing is not easy to fix. There isn't even one in the East Palace, so there are only a few in His Majesty's place."

Hearing His Majesty's words, both Wang Yiling and Zhang Yiling raised their eyes, looking at Cheng Chubi in horror.

Wang Yiling was so frightened that he grabbed Cheng Chubi's sleeve and said excitedly.

"That Cheng is too often, forget about the crane, don't annoy His Majesty..."

"Nonsense, I'm not stupid." Cheng Chubi gave Wang Yiling a displeased look.

You **** really think I'm a stick, don't you?

If you want to do it, you have to do some harmless things that are not easy to attract attention, such as Fang Zhu, which Uncle Li likes, and Uncle Li is definitely not willing to count those things.

He quietly pulled out a few ~lightnovelpub.net~ and planted them in Lu Guogong's mansion and his own county magistrate's mansion, but I haven't seen it for a long time and I don't know how it is growing.

Of course, when Cheng Chubi carried Fang Zhu out of the palace gate, he did it in the name of wanting to use this royal Fang Zhu for medical research.

A few square bamboos are fine, Uncle Li is such a stingy person, if he catches a crane out and kills him.

Cheng Chubi believed that the old **** might peel off his own skin, even if he didn't peel off the skin, dozens of buttocks would be inevitable.

"However, I got a few tortoises. Now that I have this golden elixir, I can give it a try today."

Cheng Chubi threw the golden pill, which was completely composed of heavy metals and sulfur, back into the gourd and shook it.

There was a dull crashing sound like stone marbles inside, and then he stood up and walked towards the public house that met him.

Wang Yiling and Zhang Yiling also followed Cheng Chubi's footsteps.