"Hmm..." Li Yuan was thinking.

"...Hmm!" Li Yuan started talking.

"Bring the paper." Li Yuan finished all that, subconsciously stretched out his hand to touch his sleeve, then saved his belt, and hurriedly yelled.

"Alright, Your Majesty..." The loyal and loyal father-in-law appeared quietly, holding a stack of clean, soft, absorbent and resilient toilet paper in his hand.

Wipe and throw, wipe and throw again, no need to worry about falling, and no need to think about having to recycle the **** wiper and clean it again for the next use.

This kind of refreshing feeling of throwing it away after use is like those people who go out of restaurants and slap their buttocks and leave, and they don't need to clean up and wash. .

The important thing is that it costs money to eat out, and a stingy person may feel distressed after eating a good meal.

This thing is a piece of paper that is so cheap and so good that you can throw it away after use without feeling distressed at all.

"Is there any left in the palace?" Li Yuan stood up, moved his legs that were a little numb after squatting for a long time, and asked after taking a deep breath of fresh air.

"Your Majesty, what Cheng Sanlang sent was only ten catties. According to His Majesty's instructions, most of them were distributed to the ladies. Now there are not many, and the servants will go to buy them later."

"Well, let's buy more, first buy a hundred catties and bring back, so that everyone in the palace is not allowed to use other hand-cleaning (commonly known) things, only Cheng's toilet paper can be used."

"I don't want the huts in this charming, clean and beautiful Wanguoyuan Palace to have problems again."

Hearing His Majesty's words, Zhong Bao couldn't help feeling a little ashamed, and quickly replied respectfully.

"Yes, the servants understand that after they are bought back, they will be distributed immediately."

All the toilets here are new toilets with septic tanks designed by Cheng Sanlang, and they really don't smell bad.

But it's because it's not the open one of the past. Although it doesn't smell bad, it also has a shortcoming, which is easy to be blocked.

Last time, there was a blockage in a public toilet in a scenic spot in the palace, and the culprit was a few stones and wooden sticks.

And these things, of course, are also things that some rough old men who don't pay attention to are in a hurry, and they touch them casually.

Li Yuan, His Majesty the Supreme Emperor, can't beat up all those suspected palace servants for such a trivial matter as wiping his ass, can he?

Fortunately, now, Cheng Sanlang sent someone to bring this thing.

Not only is it easy to carry, but it can also be thrown away at any time, which greatly avoids the possibility of blockage of the latrine in the Palace of Wanguoyuan.

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"These are the reasons for you to impeach Cheng Sanlang?" Li Shimin sat behind the imperial case, holding a piece of toilet paper with his fingers, with a very strange expression.

Naturally, this thing is the kind of toilet paper that Cheng Sanlang's demon moth talked about for a penny and a tael.

Although the color is not white enough, its touch is quite good, and it is highly water-absorbent and has a certain degree of toughness.

When I can't speak Kai's butt, it will be torn apart at once, causing my fingers to be stained.

A few days ago, Cheng Sanlang, in order to promote the new products of their Cheng family paper workshop, brought this thing into the palace as a gift.

If it weren't for the sake of his own daughter, Li Shimin would never accept such a gift that is too high-quality and cheap.

However, after trying it himself, Li Shimin's impression of this toilet paper has changed a lot, and he feels quite good.

Gu Yu is not like in the past, the emperor of the Tang Dynasty who likes to set an example for the world, often after running out of silk.

The **** had to wash it with starch and continue to use it. Even if Li Shimin was diligent and thrifty in managing his family, he still felt a little uncomfortable with using the same piece of silk repeatedly.

Especially after hearing about the paper delivery person, that Tang Dynasty is the most famous nowadays, and he can be mentioned by Cheng Sanlang, a famous Chinese doctor who stands side by side with Sun Simiao.

If those old pulps are used for washing without disinfection and sterilization, there may be intestinal parasite eggs or something.

At that time, Li Shimin's scalp was numb from hearing it. If it wasn't for the girl and the Guanyin maid, who were sitting not far away and whispering, he would have almost stuffed the stinky sock into this guy's mouth.

And the appearance of this kind of high-quality and low-priced disposable products has greatly solved Li Shimin's psychological shadow. After all, although the kid said something bad, he did some good deeds to solve the hidden danger.

And the refreshing feeling of throwing away after use also touched the hearts of all the concubines in the palace, and they all sent palace people to buy them back.

There is no way, the goods Cheng Sanlang sent are really not many, after all, this little **** must have done it on purpose, a small amount of gifts, so that people can't live without it, so they have to pay for it.

Besides, this thing is so cheap, you can get a catty for a penny, and I am His Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty.

You can't even take advantage of the toilet paper, can you? Don't talk about asking for it, if I think about it like this, I feel that I can't afford to lose that person.

But in the end, a censor actually jumped out to impeach Cheng Sanlang for his misdeeds, and even took those papers carrying words and knowledge to Shengdou Xiaominkai's ass.

Such an approach is simply insulting the saints, and even insulting countless gentlemen who read and write in the world.

Li Shimin slammed his mouth, and for a moment, he didn't know what to say?

Stand up in person to defend Cheng Sanlang? Hehe, not to mention whether I like it or not, I just say that that thing is used to wipe my buttocks.

His majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, talking about such unclean topics in this court hall, and arguing with the imperial censor about such things, does it seem to be too low-level and the grade of the Tang Dynasty Council.

But look below, the gang of censors were hoarse, looking like they wanted to grab the ground with their heads, and Kong Yingda also stood up with a righteous face, asking himself to punish Cheng Sanlang, so as to comfort the world's scholars.

Li Shimin couldn't help but feel his **** hurts, toilet paper is a good thing, but this... well, it can only be an old routine.

"Cheng Qing's family..."

"Old Cheng is here." Cheng Yaojin saw His Majesty's eyes, heard the call, and understood it instantly.

General Cheng, who had already enjoyed the pleasure of throwing it away after using it in the mansion, had a good time ~lightnovelpub.net~ and strode out.

day! Almost at this moment, Kong Yingda and the rest of the censor team couldn't help but turn black.

Your Majesty's doing this is too disrespectful of martial arts, isn't it? Whenever there is something about the impeachment of the Cheng family, and His Majesty does not want to punish Cheng Sanlang.

Will release Cheng Yaojin, the number one bully in the Tang Dynasty, isn't it clear that he is helping that kid?

Kong Yingda, whose face was darkened, took a deep breath, bowed to Li Shimin and said loudly.

"Your Majesty, paper is a treasure related to the world's cultural fortune. General Cheng is a military official and Cheng Luoyang's father, so he should avoid suspicion."

As a model of literati in the world, Kong Yingda naturally wouldn't be afraid of Cheng Yaojin, a vulgar martial artist, and forgive him for not daring to attack him.

As long as he dares to punch, the old man will try his best not to, and lie straight on the ground like this, let's see how Cheng Yaojin will explain to the scholars all over the world.