"Little brother, when I left Wencheng Palace, my father was not in a good mood, and even, he didn't even want to look at me..."

Li Chengqian, who was squatting there, said this, and slowly raised his head

He looked at Brother Chu Bi who was standing beside him, full of thoughts about what kind of liquid to use to kill these nests of ants.

"Brother Chu Bi, did I annoy Father and make him feel that I didn't take responsibility by doing this?"

As soon as these words came out, Cheng Chubi was slightly taken aback, right? Does the father-in-law really want his own son to kill another own son?

Impossible, absolutely impossible! If so. "..." Li Ke looked at this brother with a look of death. What a damsel, why did I meet such a guy.

He even chopped off the chicken head and burned the yellow paper with him. If it wasn't for his physique, he was about to surpass himself, so he wished to show him that gentle people also have tempers.

Cheng Chubi and Li Ke finally chose two **** albums similar to comic strips.

According to Li Ke's words, this kind of thing is usually sold exclusively to wealthy families who are planning to marry their daughters.

After all, unmarried girls from rich families must put an end to all indecent things before they get married.

But the problem is that after she got married, that kind of indecent entertainment became necessary between husband and wife.

But how do you explain it to your child? After all, this kind of thing is similar to the parents of later generations, so it is really hard to say.

Ever since, the gang of future generations will absorb this kind of knowledge through various studies.

But this is the Tang Dynasty more than 1,400 years ago, and there are no video tapes, DVDs, or small videos, let alone those illegal publications.

I don't know when, this kind of **** album has become one of the gifts for the children of the families who are about to marry their daughters.

I don't know what the dowry item should be called, product instruction manual?

Pfft... Cheng Chubi, who was full of wild thoughts, was immediately happy, and Li Ke who was walking in front of him smiled dumbfounded.

"Brother Chu Bi, why are you laughing at me?"

"No, I definitely didn't laugh at you. I was just thinking, why are unmarried women's readings like this, and why don't unmarried men have them?"

The unmarried Li*scumbag* Weide looked at the unmarried Cheng*tongnan* Chu Bi with a black line on his face, always feeling that he was deeply insulted.

Seeing the scumbag Li's expression, Cheng Chubi hurriedly spoke seriously.

"I'm serious. If Uncle Xue has this thing, no matter how stupid he is, he can read it in order and solve the problem, right?"

Li Ke couldn't help nodding his head at these words, and couldn't help but recall the green and juicy young man who was still very ignorant back then.

Is it because I wandered around various bookstores for a while, and after I saw this thing, I went down a crooked road...

Thinking of this, Li Ke couldn't help but let out a long sigh of embarrassment. This is really a crooked road full of beauty and wine.

Even if the time comes back again, I will definitely walk into that bookstore bravely and find out that dishonest album...

"Come, come, brother, hurry up, this is paper, this is a pen, now I need you to write something."

Seeing Brother Chu Bi waving towards him, he thought of Brother Chu Bi's terrific calligraphy and painting art that was so weird that it was in another world.

Immediately, Li Ke, who was full of pride in his heart, smiled reservedly and confidently, walked over there, sat down, and picked up a brush.

"I don't know what brother Chubi needs my younger brother to write."

Cheng Chubi rubbed his chin for a long time, what should it be called? I remember that whenever he went to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get a marriage certificate, he would issue a guidebook,

"Just Write: A Couple's Guide to Nightlife..."

The corners of Li Ke's eyes twitched wildly, and the brush in his hand fell directly on the tribute paper.

"Brother Chu Bi, can you be more serious, please?"

Cheng Chubi glared unhappily at the dissolute prince with a dark red face.

You're such a waste, you still think I'm not serious?

"Why isn't this title serious? Get one and show me if you can."

Li Ke racked his brains and turned his head carefully for a long time before he had a flash of inspiration.

"For example, ask Ye Couch to make incense?"

"Hehe... Please, do you think Uncle Xue's overly straightforward mind can understand what you mean?"

"Light on the couch to make incense, what if Third Uncle Xue realizes that he wants to relieve himself on the couch at night?"

"..." Li Ke's face turned green immediately. Brother Chu Bi, please be yourself, can you please?

God **** it on the couch at night. Affectionate, with charming and suggestive provocative words and sentences,

When it reaches your mouth, there is a smell of **** that makes your eyes black.

But fortunately, such a small flaw was ignored by the two, and they began to make the **** pictures into serious treasures.

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Even if his own brother got married, Xue Wanjun, as the elder brother, was even busier than his own younger brother.

After all, that kid is even more unreasonable than himself, and his eldest brother is guarding far away in the northern border of Datang, so his second brother can only bear this burden.

Just when he was dizzy and dizzy, another family member came to report that it was Cheng Chubi and Li Ke who came to visit together.

"What are they doing here? Could it be that they dropped something in the guest room?"

Xue Wanjun wiped off the stinky sweat from his face that he didn't know whether he was busy or hot, and picked up the kettle on the iron stove and poured himself another glass of water.

"Cheng Sanlang and His Royal Highness King Wu said that they came here specially to discuss important matters with the master, which is related to the third master."

Hearing this, Xue Wanjun was stunned for a long time before he realized it. His first thought was, could there be any recurrence of his third child's illness?

"Please, hurry up!"

Seeing the nervous look on his master's face~lightnovelpub.net~ Xue Sandao quickly agreed and walked away quickly.

After a short time, two professionals, Cheng Chubi and Li Ke, finally came to Xue Wanjun.

Smiling, Xue Wanjun stepped forward to support the two juniors who were about to salute, and pulled them to sit in front of the Zhenguan stove.

"Nephew Chu Bixian, Your Highness King Wu, please sit down quickly, what would you like to drink?"

"No need, in fact, we came here this time to get rid of the last treatment for Third Uncle Xue's illness."

Hearing this, Xue Wanjun's face suddenly became serious.

"Nephew Chu Bixian, what's the matter, could it be that my third brother's illness will relapse?"

"No, no, there is no repetition, but since Uncle Xue has never had any experience with the opposite sex, it will lead to some..."

Cheng Chubi looked at Li Ke, who was making tea soup pretending to be deaf and dumb.