The First Family of Tang Dynasty

Chapter 2701: 2 men with long beards and belly...

"Uncle Zhao, this is not enough, we have to change our posture."

Cheng Chubi saw Zhao Kun looking at him with squinting eyes, and quickly patted his disguised belly.

"...I'm just like you, isn't that appropriate?"

Zhao Kun looked at the same belly-length beard, and if he and Cheng Sanlang also stuffed a pillow here, he would feel something was wrong.

"Hehe, don't worry, Uncle Zhao, you don't have to follow me, you strap this thing on your back.

In this way, our uncle and nephew will become protruding and backward, and it will not be the same. "

"...protruding forward, turning backward..." Zhao Kun heard this word, his eyelids twitched wildly, and he always felt that something was wrong.

But what Cheng Sanlang said is also right, since I don't want to have a belly like him, I can only look at my back and find a way, so I don't want to tie the pillow to my buttocks, right?

Ladies and gentlemen, if you wear an extremely exaggerated buttocks, the shame of Tai Te Niang will explode.

Let it go, it seems that I can only pretend to be a hunchback with a long beard...

Li Ke grinned happily on the deck outside for a long time, and when he heard the movement behind him, he turned his head and his expression twisted again.

Two men with long beards and stomachs, one with a straight belly and the other with a hunched back.

The personal guards behind them who also changed their clothes simply followed behind the two men with long beards and stomachs, wanting to laugh but not daring to laugh.

That style of painting is really eye-catching to the extreme.

Fortunately, Li Ke was afraid of being kicked into Luoshui by these two easy-going guys who were obviously in a bad mood, so he quickly put on a posture of convincing and raised his thumbs up.

"Tall, it's really tall, I really can't see what you two looked like before."

"real?"

"Of course it's true, why don't you tell me..." Li Ke glanced at the guards behind him. The expressions of the guards were distorted, but their heads almost doubled.

Cheng Chubi glanced at his own beer belly, which was slightly inferior to Li Ke's, and then glanced at Zhao Kun's hunchback beside him, and his mood immediately improved a lot.

Caressing his belly-length beard of the same style as Guan Yunchang, he waved his big hand, very arrogant and authentic.

"Okay, dear brother, you should hurry back to the cabin and stay there. Uncle Zhao and I will go ahead."

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Time passed bit by bit, and Li Zhi had already opened his eyes when his genius had just been polished.

Start to get up and take a shower. After breakfast, start to tidy up.

As for the outside of the palace, from the main entrance of the palace to the Huangdao Bridge, there were already armored warriors standing there, and they were already heavily guarded.

About two thousand elite guards of thousands of cows lined up neatly, waiting for the arrival of the emperor.

And a group of civil and military officials who wanted to accompany Li Zhi to participate in the enthronement ceremony also rushed towards the palace one after another.

This made the big square outside the palace seem even more noisy than before.

And there are also many good people who like to watch the excitement, and they rushed over early to squat, but they were all stopped within a stone's throw of the Zodiac Bridge.

At this moment, Cheng Sanlang, who had a long beard reaching his belly, had already joined the ranks of those good-for-nothings, squeezed into the crowd, and looked at the direction of the square.

After a long wait, the heavy palace gate finally opened slowly, and the third generation of the Tang Dynasty, oh no, the enthronement ceremony of the false emperor Li Zhi of the Tang Dynasty finally showed his face.

But at this moment, Zhang Liang, who was leading the soldiers and horses out of the Dingding Gate in the south of Luoyang City, couldn't help but rein in the horse's head and looked back.

That expression was that of a boudoir who longed for her husband to go far away.

He kept looking towards the north, and turned his head from time to time to look at the teams that were heading further south.

At this moment, the Wang Zhonglang next to him couldn't help laughing.

"Don't worry, Marshal. Your Majesty should have just left the palace not long ago. It will take about two quarters of an hour to get here."

Zhang Liang nodded noncommittally, turned his face away, and looked at General Wang Zhonglang, who was dressed in armor and armor, but still had the elegance of a scholar.

Looking at the guarded guards behind him in armor and armor, he smiled meaningfully.

At first he rode his horse and continued south along the road slowly, at the same time bragging and farting with the generals under his command.

However, this general Wang Zhonglang obviously didn't want to talk to Zhang Liang, a coach from a humble background, and those vulgar warriors of the Jinwu Guard.

But considering that when the big event is certain, it won't be long before he will replace Zhang Liang and hold the military power of the Zuo Jinwu Guard.

In the end, he still wore a reserved yet friendly smile, and said a word or two from time to time to show off his profound knowledge, as well as his familiarity with the words and sentences in the book of war, and to use them flexibly.

And although the rough old men of Jinwuwei didn't understand what they heard, they were still very cooperative and flattering.

This made Wang Zhonglang feel very relieved, and continued to walk south while bragging.

At this moment, a galloping horse galloped towards Zhang Liang and reported that His Majesty's imperial driver had left the city and was heading this way.

Everyone was refreshed, and their eyes fell on Zhang Liang.

I saw Zhang Liang suddenly turned his head and looked towards the side of the road, and let out a light sigh.

"What's the matter, Commander?" one of the generals asked.

Zhang Liang raised his whip and pointed towards a high **** not far from the road.

"Let's go, follow me to take a look, there is something wrong over there."

As soon as this remark came out, a group of generals suddenly agreed, and wanted to follow Zhang Liang in the direction he pointed.

Seeing this scene, Wang Zhonglang couldn't help shouting.

"Wait a minute, the commander-in-chief is the leader of an army. If there is any abnormality, he should go to investigate as a soldier. Why go there in person?"

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As soon as he said those words, he saw the pair of eyes on his face became very strange.

Zhang Liang laughed ~lightnovelpub.net~ stroking his long beard in a meaningful way.

"General Wang Zhonglang, if he feels that there is danger ahead, he will stay here."

Watching Zhang Liang, surrounded by a group of generals and school, gallop towards the high **** beyond Li Xu, General Wang Zhonglang's face turned green and pale.

"Old dog, dare to humiliate this general like this, go, follow me."

Throwing down such a sentence, General Wang Zhonglang, surrounded by several personal soldiers, chased after Zhang Liang and his party on horseback.

In the land of Lixu, Zhang Liang was the first to ride up the high **** on his horse. He raised his eyes and looked into the distance. Soon, Zhang Liang also rode his horse to catch up.

"Marshal, what is abnormal here? Why didn't the general see anything?"

"Wang Zhonglang, haven't you noticed that?" Zhang Liang suddenly raised his hand and pointed to the southeast.

At the moment when the attention of General Wang Zhonglang and his personal soldiers was subconsciously attracted, Zhang Liang's arm swung down fiercely. "kill!"