"Wuji, what's wrong with you, you are frowning so tightly, but what's wrong?"

Facing the caring eyes cast by His Majesty and his sister, Changsun Wuji forced a smile, and just about to speak, he felt something jump out from below.

"Tom tom tom...squeak..."

Li Shimin and Empress Changsun froze in place, lowered their heads at the same time, and then looked at Changsun Wuji in disbelief.

Changsun Wuji's face instantly turned purple, then gradually turned green, and then turned into a frightened gray-white again.

"...Your Majesty, let Rong Wuji clean his hands first."

With a face full of horror, he turned around and ran towards the distance staggeringly, looking like he wanted to run faster, but he had to control the awkward gait of the sphincter.

"Master, wait for me..." Seeing his master undoing his belt while running awkwardly, Chang Sun Zhongping was also taken aback, and hurried to catch up.

Li Shimin and Empress Changsun were left standing dumbfounded in the courtyard of Huangzhuang, where the wind was turbulent.

And Zhao Kun and Hu Shanggong, who were standing not far behind them, were almost amused by Uncle Changsun Guo's foolishness.

"What's going on here?" Li Shimin wiped his face vigorously, and his eyes fell on General Lu, the general of the big inner bodyguard who continued to take care of the grandson Wuji here.

This General Lu was not much better, and he also looked confused at the moment.

"Your Majesty, I don't know, but I've been fine today. Uncle Zhangsun Guo has a good appetite, and there is nothing wrong with him."

"..." Li Shimin smacked his mouth, thinking of the string of wonderful voices just now that are not like normal people's voices.

Could it be that Changsun Wuji's unmentionable illness has occurred again? But the question is, if you suffer from a secret illness, shouldn't you be unable to get out?

Listening to the voice of Xu Gong, it clearly feels like a precursor to a sudden death.

This made Li Shimin couldn't help but think of a new possibility. Could it be, that beloved son-in-law whose eyes are no wider than the eye of a needle.

This is before leaving here, and he did some unscrupulous things, so that Wuji, who had always been at odds with him, would suffer a little bit?

Hmm... Just as Li Shimin fell into deep thought, the Empress Changsun next to her also had a strange look on her face, subconsciously looking at her husband.

That expression, that look in the eyes, it seems that the husband and wife are in love with each other and want to go together.

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"Tell me, what happened when Cheng Sanlang left?"

Li Shimin patted the back of his beloved wife's hand lightly, telling Empress Changsun not to be impatient, and asked General Lu calmly.

"Your Majesty, I didn't notice anything unusual about Cheng Sanlang."

General Lu's heart trembled, and after thinking about it for a long time, he could only answer honestly.

"...Then what did he do, or say?"

"Oh, when Cheng Sanlang left, he told Uncle Changsun Guo to let him eat lightly, not to eat a lot of meaty food."

"It is said that I have eaten too light and strong these days, and I will easily get sick if I eat too greasy."

"Uncle Changsun Guo ate lard cake, braised pork, and half a roast chicken today..."

"..." Li Shimin and Empress Changsun looked at each other, then sighed helplessly, well, what else can I say, it was clearly Wuji who asked for it.

Changsun Wuji was squatting on the toilet at the moment, tears streaming down his face, looking up at the ceiling, his stomach seemed to be rebellious.

The intestines, which were struggling to wriggle, made strange noises from time to time, and there were bursts of fountain-like sounds in the barrel.

Changsun Zhongping silently looked at his master who had red eyes and moaned in pain, and couldn't help stomping his feet and cursing bitterly.

"Cheng Sanlang, bastard!"

"???" Changsun Wuji looked at Changsun Zhongping in astonishment. "Why, did you see what he did in the food?"

Chang Sun Zhongping quickly shook his head in denial.

"That's not true, it's just that the villain thinks that if Cheng Sanlang doesn't remind the master.

Maybe you can eat less, sir, so you won’t be so stretched..."

"..." Changsun Wuji blinked, hey, there is some truth to what he said, if it weren't for that little bastard.

Maybe I won't be so rebellious. When I eat, I can really bear a mouthful.

"This bastard, the old man and him, chi chi chi..." Before he could finish speaking, he was venting profusely...

Li Shimin and Empress Changsun waited for a long time before seeing the ugly Changsun Wuji again.

It was just now that they were dying, and they sat down with a forced smile and chatted for a while.

Changsun Wuji once again ran away with his belly in his hands.

"Unexpectedly, Chu Bixian's son-in-law didn't show any demons this time, but Wuji himself..."

Empress Changsun raised her hand to rest her forehead, it was really a headache, but at any rate, my brother didn't have to travel far to thousands of mountains and mountains, and I was afraid of having diarrhea, so it could be regarded as a lesson for him.

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After Changsun Wuji returned to Luoyang, he was imprisoned in the palace to recuperate. It is said that because of his serious illness, Cheng Sanlang went to treat the eldest grandson Guojiu himself.

It is said that he opened a knife on the uncle of the eldest grandson who made a big mistake. It is also said that the uncle of the eldest grandson is still suffering from anorectal diseases.

After hearing the news, a group of important court officials who knew the inside story couldn't help becoming vigilant. Don't even think about it, it must be that the eldest grandson Guojiu suffered from serious constipation again.

It's just that he didn't expect that his condition would be so serious that it couldn't be solved by medicine and stone.

He actually asked Cheng Sanlang to do it himself, disembowel and remove stones (this is not a fake word, dried excrement is also called bezoar.

By the way, I would like to remind everyone that this thing is not the same type as Niuhuang Goubao, it is worthless, has no medicinal value and collection value. )

Faced with such recurring unexplained diseases and chronic diseases, it seems that everyone should pay attention to it. After all, a considerable part of the civil and military personnel in the Manchu Dynasty are elderly.

When I was young, I ate Hesai ~lightnovelpub.net~ When I was middle-aged, I didn’t pay attention to recuperation, so I would have gastrointestinal diseases more or less.

In particular, hemorrhoids, constipation and other related diseases caused the sales of Nakaiselu in the Cheng's Pharmacy to increase by nearly 50%.

Moreover, most of the people who came to buy this kind of medicine were servants of dignitaries and dignitaries.

However, for these, they could not attract the attention of Cheng Sanlang, who now regards money as a number.

At this moment, his eyeballs landed on the one in front of him that was already in the heat, and gradually swelled, and the bottom of the basket had already lifted off the ground.

Fortunately, the cables on all sides were firmly trapped, so that the hot air balloon would not be allowed to fly into the air.

On the other side, Li Ke's handsome face like a crown of jade was already red and purple at the moment, and he kept stretching out his hand to scratch Fang Jun beside him.

"It's so big and round that it can still fly."

"Brother Wei De, can you be more honest with your hands, if you are capable of scratching Chu Bi, don't keep scratching me."