The First Family of Tang Dynasty
Chapter 807: Do you want to talk about serious things
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Chapter 808: It’s just a few dozen, just want to bu
Li Ke looked at the button in his hand, his face was dumbfounded in his dream, is it because Brother Chubi wants to steal a woman from him?
Then he heard another call, and finally awakened Li Ke from his dream.
Cheng Chubi stood completely outside the door, and in front of him, the father-in-law looked at the murderous Cheng Taichang with a black line on his face.
Cheng Chubi had heard the sound of getting up from inside the house, and he happily turned to the father-in-law.
"Look at what? You knocked on the door so lightly, and people who didn't know thought you were going to give this door a massage."
"Brother Chubi, can't you let my little brother make up for a good sleep?" Li Ke pushed open the door and walked out, looking at Cheng Chubi with a grimace.
Cheng Chubi rolled his eyes unwillingly, and said in an angry manner.
"Brother virtuous, it's already past noon. If you think it's still early, how about waiting until a quarter of today to visit again for your brother?"
"..." Li Ke said directly. When you come in the middle of the night, it’s not a visit. It’s called harassment, okay?
Li Ke invited Cheng Chubi into the house, and with little effort, the delicate young lady brought refreshments.
After taking a sip of the tea soup, Li Ke finally had some energy, and looked at Cheng Chupi and asked.
"Brother, why did you come to find the little brother?"
Cheng Chubi said to Li Ke with a serious expression.
"Of course it's for a very serious matter. That virtuous brother, have you been to Zulan Pavilion during this time?"
"??" Li Ke looked at Brother Chu Bi's scalp-numbing face with a dumbfounded look.
God’s serious business, first of all, your question is very serious.
Li Ke laughed with anger, took a piece of pastry and stuffed it into his mouth, unwillingly authentic.
"Brother Chubi, do you want to talk about serious things or not serious things?"
"Of course it's a serious matter."
"Then do you think there is something wrong with your question just now?"
"Haha... That's the virtuous brother. You are too serious in thinking, so you think about serious things so badly."
"First of all, what I want to tell you is that this matter involves Ning Jiuniang and Deng Dalang."
"Deng Dalang often goes there too?" Li Ke couldn't help taking a breath.
"..." Cheng Chubi looked at Li Ke in a daze, shaking his head frequently, and couldn't help saying for a long time.
"Brother virtuous, can you be more serious. This matter will also involve the lifelong happiness of your elder brother and your sister-in-law in the future."
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Li Ke finally cheered up and listened carefully to Cheng Chubi's explanation of the reason why the woman could not get pregnant within two years after the C-section.
But considering that it is impossible for both husband and wife to be like close brothers of the opposite **** for two years, sharing the same bed and not doing anything.
As a result, Brother Chu Bi thought of a good way, which is contraception.
In this way, Li Ke scratched his head a little. "I said Brother Chubi, I haven't gotten married yet again, so what do you want to do when you come to find a little brother?"
"Brother Xian, don't underestimate yourself." Cheng Chubi said with a kindly elder face, toward Li Keyu.
"You are not married, but you are more than those who are married. So, don't you need to analyze it in detail for your brother?"
"..." Li Ke heard this ironic sentence and wanted to explain, but he faced his brother who had cut chicken heads and burned yellow paper with him for many years.
Everyone knows each other, even if it is a lotus flower, it is useless.
Seeing Li Ke's extremely resentful face, Cheng Chubi happily took out a wooden box from his arms.
After opening the wooden box, a full seven lamb intestine products of different sizes were revealed.
Li Ke copied it with a dazed expression, and looked at the translucent lamb intestine product, and then saw that the top of the lamb intestine product was tied with a knot.
Only one end opened, and the open end was actually tied with a red silk rope.
Li Ke glanced at him, and the scheming brother Chu Bi, who was smiling in front of him, reached under his nose and smelled it, and then asked after making two gestures.
"Could it be that this thing can be used for contraception by hanging it on the waist?"
"No, no, this set is not meant to be hung on your waist, you... you wait first.
Just now, the young lady, come here for a while, please go and get a cucumber. "
"??" Li Ke had a black line, and the young lady looked dazed, all of them looked at the heroic Cheng Saburo.
Cheng Chubi rolled his eyes unwillingly. I don't know what Lao Tzu wants to do.
"Look at what I have done. In Murphy's Prince Wu's mansion, you can't even find a cucumber?"
"Brother Chubi, oh...Go ahead and bring two cucumbers. I think I just want to eat something clear."
"Then three." Cheng Chubi, who has never left behind in eating, quickly reminded the young lady.
"By the way, don't cut it, you want the whole root, it's useless if you cut it."
The delicate young lady curled her lips in a concealed manner, nodded and walked away quickly. She was least happy to see Cheng Saburo, the cheeky man, come to visit the mansion.
With little effort, the young lady brought a plate with three cucumbers with different lengths and diameters inside.
Cheng Chubi laughed at Li Ke. "Brother Xian, you are optimistic... Take this set, move one set on top, and tie this belt together~lightnovelpub.net~ like this."
"Well, if you see if you understand it, just imagine this cucumber as that..."
"!!!" Li Ke's face turned directly into sky blue, staring at the thing blankly.
Imagining the scene where his good brother is still flying in the wind with a red ribbon, the whole person is split.
He jumped up very badly and pointed at Cheng Chubi.
"Brother Chubi, can you be more serious, is this a human job?"
"Brother Xian calm down, calm down... I'm just tying a cucumber, see you are so anxious."
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Outside the house, a few delicate maids and sisters frequently looked inside the house.
They saw it, saw their handsome and handsome, and laughed, the electric current shot from the eyes made people feel numb all over.
At this moment, she shook her head frequently with a look of disgust, and even turned around to a brother who didn't want to take care of a certain big-waisted Xiongtai.
I also saw that tall and burly man, if his face was full of beard, I was afraid it was Cheng Saburo who was almost the same as the notorious General Cheng.
At this moment, he was gnawing on a cucumber in one hand, and in the other hand, a cucumber that didn't know what a strange thing was dangling in front of His Royal Highness.
"Why is this guy so annoying? His Royal Highness is obviously not willing to talk to him, so he is still eating and taking.
"You see, he is so close to His Royal Highness, it's almost... it's almost as if to indecent His Royal Highness, we have never been so close to His Royal Highness."
"That's it, it's like a protagonist molesting a good girl."
"..."