When asked by someone else, Zhang Jiayu would not answer at all, but Li Laiheng was a member of the party and was trusted by the leaders, so Zhang Jiayu replied: "Soon, as early as the end of the year, as late as next year after the new year, it will start soon! The scale is indispensable. At least three armies!"

The three armies, plus the heavy equipment, have a total strength of more than 200,000 people. This is a big scene!

Li Laiheng leaned back, leaned on the cushion, and muttered, "So fast!"

"Commander Li is worried that the Indian soldiers will not be on the stage?" Zhang Jiayu asked wittily and knowingly.

"Yeah, I'm afraid that there will be negative leaders' expectations!" Li Laiheng said deeply distressed: "These Indian soldiers are really not good, no matter how hard they are, they will still be like that!..."

He felt a lot of pressure, and the plates he handled were huge. As many as 100,000 Indian soldiers came to him for training, and the military expenditure was huge every day.

"You have done a good job, and I even think it is unexpectedly good. I have seen the Indians brought by the red hair fan in Guangzhou before, ahem, regardless of left and right, so stupid, here at least you can still Teach them to distinguish between left and right!"

This is true. If you don’t open up your mind, even if you are a Chinese soldier, some people don’t distinguish between right and left at the beginning, and they can’t teach. They can only be beaten!

"Let me tell you a joke about Indians, the reason why Indians use elephants in warfare." Zhang Jiayu said.

"Wish to hear the details!" Li Laiheng replied.

"In ancient India, horses were not produced, and foreign merchants sold horses to them at high prices. For sustainable development, merchants only sold horses without teaching them to nail horseshoes. These horses would basically die within a year... This horse died a lot, the Indians I have no money, so I have to use elephants. Elephants don't need hoofs!" Zhang Jiayu sneered Indian humanity.

Li Laiheng twitched his lips and grinned reluctantly.

"Do you know Mr. David's sideline?" Zhang Jiayu suddenly mentioned the celebrity around the leader.

"I really don't know what this adult's sideline is!" Li Laiheng said in surprise.

The word "side job" is popular among Chinese in Southeastern countries, and it is a commendation. If a person has the ability to do two or three jobs at the same time, it is a diligent performance. However, the side job of public officials is limited, and they are not able to do all side jobs.

For example, the leader’s side job is a designer, designing warships and civilian ships, he is involved in the design of new-class battleships and cruise ships, and yachts, but he does not receive compensation.

Mr. David’s sideline is relatively tall. He studied the history and humanities of various countries. Zhang Jiayu then told Li Laiheng: “This adult has been to many places. He is like me. Whenever he goes to a place, he likes to drill everywhere and walk through the streets. Lane, get to know everywhere, talk to all kinds of people, and eat delicious food from all over the world!"

"Very good hobby!" Li Laiheng commented.

"He has traveled all over Europe and even entered Constantinople, which is a forbidden place for Christians. He has been there. He has been to South and North America, along Africa, through Arabia, Persia, India, Southeast Asia, Daming and Japan. He finally joined our country. So he dare to say that he has seen the most races." Zhang Jiayu sighed: "I don't have his luck, and I don't know how many countries I can go to!"

He continued with a cup of tea: "He has conducted surveys and studied the average intelligence of the people of various countries, using their Western European cultured red hair fan such as Britain, France, Spain, Portugal and other countries as a standard. The intelligence is 100 points. He has one Set the criteria for judging and set this criteria. I don’t know what it is. I heard that there are many indicators. Anyway, he said so!"

"Oh, then what is the intelligence of the people in other countries? What is the intelligence of the Indians?" Li Laiheng asked with interest.

"The red hair fan in Eastern Europe has at most 95 points or even 90 points in intelligence, while in the Americas, the local aborigines have 80 points, and in Africa, it drops to 60-70 points!" Zhang Jiayu said.

"African, so low!" Li Laiheng said in surprise.

"Turks, Arabs, and Persians are almost 90 points, while Indians have 80 points!" Zhang Jiayu said it made Li Laiheng suddenly realize that he couldn't help laughing: "It turns out that Indians are so mentally retarded. !"

He almost burst into tears when he laughed. He had a little confidence and felt that he was good. He could teach Indians many things!

"The Japanese and Annan people are a little over 90 points. As for us Chinese, do you know how much it is?" Zhang Jiayu asked mysteriously.

"Say it, talk it fast!" Li Laiheng urged him.

"The average intelligence is 110 points, the world's first!" Zhang Jiayu said loudly.

"It's amazing!" Li Laiheng patted the desk in the car and exclaimed in admiration.

"Of course, after Mr. David gave the answer, he said that it was his family's words, and the number of people he found was not large. It is called that the sample number is not enough to represent the true facts. But in my opinion, he is too modest. Not far from ten, this is the intelligence of people from all over the world!" Zhang Jiayu triumphantly said: "We Chinese have the best intelligence in the world!"

He pointed out: "Mr. David saw our cleverness, so he took refuge in us."

"It's not for us, it's for the leader. I think the leader's intelligence is at least 200 points!" Li Laiheng admired the tunnel infinitely.

"Yes!" Zhang Jiayu deeply agreed.

...

The influence of the Chinese on India is getting deeper. The road is the first and the "service station" on the road is the second. The Chinese who have been there know that India's poor sanitation is "terrible"!

Cow dung and **** are all over the streets, naturally attracting countless flies to thrive happily. As long as the food on the streets and roadside shops comes out at one end, they are often densely surrounded by flies.

Even more frightening is that when those three pots of food are busy, they will use their left hands to grab the food, and of course their right hands are not much clean.

The Sanguo area lacks tap water, and sometimes it can be served without washing your hands all day long, and the food sold in the Sanguo area will be large and small.

The Chinese will vomit and diarrhea after eating such food, ranging from diarrhea to death.

In addition to the physical damage, it also caused a group of ridicules from the three pots: "Your Chinese masters are inferior to the survival ability!"

There is nothing wrong with the three pots, and it's all right!

There is also the water there. In the southeastern country, legislation protects the water source. The water source in the Sanguo area is not described in detail. Please make up your own mind "Dry this bowl of Ganges water and be an Indian in the next life"!

There are also Laddishes. Everyone on the earth knows that there is no "toilet" in the term "toilet" in Sanguo. In contrast, the Chinese are much more elegant and they are called "changing". It's quite strict.

It is inconvenient to describe the content of Sanguo in order to avoid mental obstacles to judges!

Well, after a day of tossing, it's time to sleep.

You can't sleep, you will be caught up and down, mosquitoes buzzing around your ears, and bedbugs on your back ruthlessly attacked. You can only sleep with your eyes open and keep slapped your hands. People think you are doing something. Exercise.

...

The franchised Chinese service station provides fresh and clean water and food. The cutlery taken out is hot, and the water is boiled before serving;

There are three pots of staff in the bathroom who are responsible for cleaning and burning spices;

The standard room of the accommodation is very clean and comfortable. The beds are sure to be free of bed bugs and mosquito nets are provided!

In order to improve the environment, in addition to constant sanitation and removal of dead spots, the Chinese also use their brains. They grow mosquito and fly repellent plants around the service station, use the smell of spices to repel mosquitoes, flies and insects, and even raise lizards to eat insects!

Chinese lizard raising is a new industry. They found a green lizard in Africa. It has a dull personality and is not afraid of people. It can spit out its tongue and stick mosquitoes and flies back to the mouth to eat. It is also dry and odorless. This is very important. Chinese people without body odor do not like things with body odor.

There are smart Chinese to breed this lizard and buy it~lightnovelpub.net~ It is very popular in Southeast Asia. Many families regard them as pets. Then the Chinese introduced them to India and breed them in large numbers. Chinese shops and families often stock one. Only, even all units are available.

Since knowing that the green lizard eats mosquitoes and flies, it has become a rare and rare species that can escape under the mouths of Cantonese, which is surprising.

This kind of environment is naturally much more comfortable, but not everyone can come. The high gate gods standing in front of the service station---Sikhs drive out Indians who want to come in and see the strange.

Only Chinese, Brahmins and Kshatriyas are accepted here, and other races are not accepted!

Li Laiheng and Zhang Jiayu ate there. The 300 people they brought came swarming, but the Chinese boss managed to get all the meals for 300 people in one hour at an alarming rate. The group meal was not very hearty, but Clean and hot, it is very useful for travelers to replenish their physical strength.

Before the Chinese come, if you want to have a comfortable foothold during your journey in India, don't even think about it!

.. m.