India is a magical place. The land, resources and population are so magical that you dare not accompany you.

The "three-to-many" of the natural conditions in the region are many people, many cows, and many monkeys!

The population of India is second only to the two regions of China, with a total population of over 100 million. Because of its good natural environment, it is located in a tropical area, so you are not afraid of freezing to death without clothes. The area of ​​arable land is large, the crops are growing vigorously, and there is always food production. They are vegetarian and easy to raise!

Asammen are strong in disease resistance --- If you think about Asammen drinking water from the Ganges, you can imagine the gastrointestinal resistance. Moreover, they are often literary and not armed. Unlike the Chinese peasants who are unhappy and dare to pull the emperor off the horse, the Indian population is reduced due to war and disease. Over time, the population naturally rises.

As we all know, India respects cattle like gods. Legend has it that the bull is the mount of the lord Shiva. When you meet a shopping cow, you have to go around. If you hurt it, sooner or later you will be unlucky.

For example, this time the Mughal empire destroyed the country. Asanmen did not say that your Chinese combat power had blown the mark and wiped out the Mughal Empire, but said that because the Mughal people disrespect the bull god, the bull **** sent the Chinese to go. Punish the Mughals!

Cows are considered sacred cows, and cow urine is naturally sacred water. Indians believe in this. A drink not only quenches thirst, but also eradicates all diseases. People can heal by drinking some cow urine after being injured!

There are a lot of monkeys because they are an incarnation of the great Indian **** Vishnu and are highly revered.

More than monkeys, the Indian tribes adhere to the "non-killing" thinking, which leads to the fact that India has more mosquitoes and large flies. They do not have mosquito nets and do not drive away flies. They are bitten by mosquitoes at night, and they do not hit mosquitoes. They see the black pressure on food. The Indians catch the flies and eat them. We Chinese deeply admire the Indians’ attitude to life without surprises. We really can’t do this!

I don’t know if I can adapt to India when I go to India. I don’t need bowls and chopsticks. I save everything that I can save. It saves the cost of eating. The efficiency is still quite high.

The other "three-dozens" in India is that there are more gods, more languages, and more crooks.

Legend has it that there are 333 million gods in India, and gods are omnipresent, omnipresent, and flying all over the sky.

Every country has a different language, and the creation of a language is a very amazing innovation. There are countless languages ​​in the world, and each language has its own characteristics. There are more than 8,000 languages ​​in the world. China has a vast territory and rich resources, and there are only more than 100 languages. There are 1,600 languages ​​in India.

I want to thank the emperor Shi Huang for his book and the "Great Unification" strategic thinking of China. Under the world, could it be the king's land, the land of the land, the king's court, and the emperor's will. All the subjects used the same language. There is no barrier to communication.

India is a long-term divided region. In the previous integration process, immigrants from many countries have arrived in India, and naturally the local language has also been brought to India.

There are many ethnic groups, different religious beliefs, and castes. Different castes naturally produce a variety of languages.

In addition, India's terrain is also complex and diverse. In the past, complex and diverse terrain easily produced many large and small tribes, and different tribes also produced different languages.

Now the Chinese have also come, and Chinese has become the language of high-level figures in India, but that's all, you must not think that Chinese can dominate India!

Only the high-level elites in India use Chinese. Others have neither sufficient intelligence nor qualifications to learn Chinese!

If you want to forcefully promote Chinese in India and let Brahmins and Kshatriya learn Chinese, they may be able to learn, and they are very happy to learn.

But if you promote Chinese in the Vaisha (third class), only a small number of elites are capable and qualified to learn Chinese, and ordinary people are not qualified to learn Chinese. If you want Sudra and Dalit to learn Chinese, you will incur Brahmin and Kshatriya. Li's serious dissatisfaction!

The Ganges is the holy river in India. It is said that taking a bath in it can get rid of your sins and filth. River water is also regarded as holy water. One sip can be blessed and prolong your life. Many Indians firmly believe that drinking a bowl of Ganges water every day can lead to immortality, plus incurable cow urine. Oh, God!

There are many swindlers in India, and most Chinese who go to India have the experience of being deceived. Asans are not ashamed, because they have a clear mind and think that this is not a lie, but a gift from God. God gave you something for a fool. It is not a sin to give it to them, who told you Chinese to be so rich!

This kind of thinking is almost the same as the Chinese scholars' "stealing a book is not considered stealing". The social atmosphere is such that even if they are punished, they don't take it seriously.

If a Chinese person goes to India, he must pay special attention to it from the moment he leaves the ship and goes ashore, because you have entered a magical place, the first liar to land: the pier liar.

The scammer will pretend to help you carry your luggage, yes, your luggage is in his hands, and there is no reward, you don't want to come back, or just take your luggage away.

You have to be on guard at all times, as long as you are negligent, your luggage will disappear!

You are lucky enough to avoid the pier scammers. It’s time to get on the carriage. At this time, you should pay attention to the carriage scammers. Even if you negotiate the price and the destination, they will increase the fare midway. There are some magical reasons: for example, with you. It is said that the restaurant or hotel you are going to was burned, and it was flooded ~lightnovelpub.net~ and other wonderful excuses, and drag you to a hotel related to him. Otherwise, you will be dragged to various shopping malls halfway around, saying that you don't need to buy things, and as a result, when you come out, you are holding all kinds of things that you have been tempted to buy.

OK, the long drive is finally over and you can check into the hotel. The doorman helps you pull the door, do you think you are a customer, and the customer is God?

Wrong, reward! money! only! Yes! on! emperor! If you don't give rewards, your luggage may be missing.

When you arrive in India, you can’t just come to stay in a hotel. You must go out to play. Be careful at this time. The local guides say they will take you somewhere to play, but they may actually take you to some low-quality shops. , He can get a commission.

Pay attention when you eat. You must speak clearly and see clearly, otherwise you will spend the money wrongly. If you don’t pay attention, you will be cheated. Pay more carefully. The money must be counted one by one. Some shopkeepers may secretly Take out a few of them and say that you did not pay enough, or exchange your real money for fake money (Chinese banknotes are common in India, and Indians have actually learned to make fake money!)...the only tricks you can’t think of, They can't do it without them.

India, as a region with a strong religious color, is the most indispensable ascetic monks. You must not get close to them, otherwise they will ask you for money.

They are justified in asking you for money, because you want to give them alms on behalf of God!

This is their custom. Even if you file a complaint with the empire's foreign agencies, the officials will calmly persuade you to do it and spend money to eliminate the disaster!

Don't just give alms in the streets and alleys, otherwise, if you give it to one person, dozens of people will haunt you and ask you to give money!

The bottom of Ah San is like this, and the senior figures are not much better. The latest joke in Delhi City is "the minister has the toilet and can't go to the toilet, so he can urinate anywhere!"