The Greatest Showman (Big Play Bone)
Chapter 1957: Hilarious
"Yes, Hugh Grant is a London accent, and he is a standard Oxford accent, but he graduated from'Oxford University'."
Lan Li's answer made Jimmy "Aha" and happily made a seal applauding, "It's finally right." Looking down at the card, "Say a name for the holiday."
"Jewish Hanukkah." Lanly said the first word that popped out of his mind, and then Jimmy chuckled, but he was not going to go further, and then asked, "The name of the movie? "
"'Home-Alone'." After Lan Li finished speaking, Jimmy raised his head and looked at Lan Li incredulously. He didn't expect Lan Li to name such a movie. Lan Li spread out. With both hands, he said naturally, "Hey, this movie is very, very characteristic of the times, okay? I think anyone can like this movie."
Jimmy pursed the corners of his mouth, "It's fair enough. Uh...give me a verb that ends with "ing"."
"Oh,'F'..." Lan Li made a mouth shape, but did not make a sound this time, cut off in time, suffocated him abruptly, and said to himself, "I can't use this vocabulary. Lan Li, wake up, wake up!" However, the audience laughed collectively; especially when they saw Lan Li's cute expression of talking to himself, he couldn't laugh more.
Jimmy also reacted, "Jesus Christ, Renly, wake up, you are Renly-Hall, what happened to you today?"
"Who knows? Maybe I'm at odds with your aura, so I've been making stupid things. I think it's better for me to stay away from this show in the future." Lan Li said handily, and regardless of Jimmy's stiffness The smile and the burst of laughter at the scene, thought about it for a moment, "Gyrating."
This term also means "twist/fart/share".
Jimmy suffocated his laughter very, very hard, while the audience laughed until they had no energy. Even though they still don’t know what the story of Jimmy’s card is, Renly’s answer has already outlined the sense of the picture-rushing to the face. The sense of the picture makes the facial muscles laugh completely stiff.
Jimmy glanced at Lan Li again, and Lan Li calmly met Jimmy's gaze, "What? Do you want me to say some more popular words?"
"No, no, no, it's good, good." Jimmy waved his hand repeatedly, "a distance, such as ten miles or five feet."
"Ten miles or five feet? Do you mean to choose one of the two?" Lan Li asked.
"No, I'm just an example. You can give me a distance, any distance is fine." Jimmy explained.
"Oh, that's the case, then, 0.5 mm." Lan Li said solemnly.
be quiet.
be quiet.
Jimmy laughed directly, and the audience applauded collectively: Such a brain circuit is indeed not understandable by ordinary people.
Jimmy laughed so hard that he couldn't organize the language. It took a lot of effort to calm himself down, "Give me a name for the country."
"Ukraine." Lan Li didn't know why he chose this country, but his mind popped out-wait, is it because Edith went to Ukraine last week?
"A kind of animal." Jimmy didn't ask, just continued to the next question.
"Badger." Lan Li gave an unpopular answer again.
Jimmy tilted his head, "I can't understand." But it's normal to be unable to understand, isn't it? "Favourite movie lines."
"Hufflepuff." Lan Li explained that the badger was the symbol of the "Harry Potter" Hufflepuff Academy, and then seeing Jimmy's unlovable expression on his face, Lan Li was back on track. Come, "Lines, um, this city needs an enema!"
Jimmy was full of difficulties/constipation/constipation, and couldn't understand where this line came from.
Lan Li looked at Jimmy gloomily, "Jack Nicholson's lines in'Batman'?"
"Oh, oh oh, Joker." Jimmy reacted, and then said in a bewildered voice, "He said this line? God, are we watching the same movie?" Amidst the wild laughter, Jimmy continued The next question, "Another body part."
"It's the body part again? Wow, the sensitive/sense part needs to jump over, so...little toe." Lan Li gave an answer after muttering to himself.
Jimmy doesn’t want to ask where the first body part that popped out of Lan Li’s mind now. He shook his head and couldn’t help laughing, “Little toes? Where did this come from? I think I’m doing it right now. Middle-earth." Jimmy cast his gaze toward Lan Li and whispered, "When I was at home, they would call me this way on purpose: Little Toes."
Lan Li also leaned over, "Oh, your handwriting is really terrible."
"It's already considered good, and it's super normal today." Jimmy whispered.
The two people exchanged a few words in a whisper like this, and the audience was left hanging around. The scene was happy for a while, but fortunately, Jimmy immediately reacted, "Children's songs?"
"'Twinkle, twinkle, twinkle.'" Lan Li scratched his head.
Jimmy wrote carefully, and at the same time asked, "Is there any special reason?"
"I'm not sure, it may be because when I was passing Fifth Avenue today, I accidentally heard the music in the toy store."
"Oh. Adjective." Jimmy nodded.
Lan Li pursed the corner of his mouth, "Mind-Bending."
Jimmy didn’t speak or respond. He just shook his head gently and slowly, and was silent for a moment. Then he raised his head to look at the audience, “It’s a very, very interesting gentleman, I think, I’m right now about the life of the hereditary aristocracy. I don’t have much interest anymore, I always feel a little strange."
Lan Li kept smiling, facing the audience, with a face full of calmness. His upright gesture seemed to say: I don't mind the image being broken.
In fact, for actors, the last thing they need is a fixed image, because this is the beginning of the restricted play. Robert Downey Jr. and Johnny Depp are the most direct representatives; and Lan Li has been able to perform so far. Many breakthroughs have been made in this regard because the characters in the movie have not been constrained according to the rules, otherwise, Lan Li will not become the current Lan Li.
Therefore, even if the image of a gentleman is broken, Lan Li will not care.
Jimmy can already foresee the next "tableware" now, and his smile can't stop at all, "I tell you, this is all the content of the game, that's it."
Lan Li didn't say much, "Oh, so, will the show end here? Can I leave? Thank you very much for inviting me to be a guest."
Jimmy hurriedly said, "No, no, the excitement has just begun. Let's prepare now, equip the teleprompter, and then we can go into the show." Jimmy couldn't help but start scratching his head, "Actually, I regret it now. Lan Li-Hall, I'm actually going to act with Lan Li? God, this is a dream come true! But what if my acting is too bad?"
"Then our goal has been achieved." Lan Li said with the opportunity - this is a talk show, where entertainment is the main focus, and laughter and surprises are the real attractions.
The live recording was cut off again, entering the commercial time for the second time, and then Jimmy handed the card to the on-site staff and turned to look at Lan Li, "Do you need to recite the lines? Or do you need to familiarize yourself with the script? "
"Yes, I need it." Lan Li nodded earnestly and gave an affirmative answer, and then saw Jimmy's face with a flustered expression on his face.
However, Lan Li didn't explain, and his Shi Shiran expression diverted his attention.
Jimmy wasn't sure, "Lenly, wait, you're joking, right?" Although this episode was not recorded, the audience saw it with their own eyes, and laughter sounded again.
Impromptu comedy is also part of the basic acting class. Both Lanly and Jimmy are experienced dough sticks. Naturally, they don't worry. They are ready in less than five minutes.
In order to allow the audience to better enter the situation and feel the charm of the sitcom, the two came to the next-door studio. The temporary scene has been set up here. After all the audiences are seated, the recording of the show can start again.
Lan Li and Jimmy sat on both sides of an inquiry table respectively, simulating the scene of the inquiry room in the police station.
"Start shooting!"
At the talk show scene, Lan Li went to the movie set in an instant.
Lan Li remained standing and knocked on the table, "Hey! I'm Sergeant Nagini." The first sentence made the audience burst into laughter. A single name can produce such an effect. It is estimated that only Lan Li's. Brain hole can do it, "What's your name?"
Jimmy took off his hat T and said sternly, "Professor Javier." Very good, when "Harry Potter" meets "X-Men", it will be officially staged.
Patience, patience, but Jimmy still didn't hold it back, he just laughed, and even the corners of Lan Li's mouth rose up-the smile is contagious.
Lan Li took a seat opposite Jimmy, "You were brought here today because you were suspected of committing a second-degree robbery."
Jimmy blinked, "Ouch (Crumbs)!" But this interjection was so wrong that he was suffocating a smile.
"That's it!" Lan Li also paused for a while, the corners of his mouth raised so that he was also on the verge of breaking power-not that his concentration is too bad~lightnovelpub.net~ but comedy should relax and enjoy, right? Why be so serious? Therefore, Lan Li did not deliberately restrain himself, "Four thousand two hundred and twenty-nine artichokes! Stole it from Macy's!"
Hahahaha!
The whole audience laughed crazy, especially when Lan Li said the number "4229" when he had a big tongue. It seemed that he was trying his best to resist the urge to laugh. It would be even more funny. Jimmy had just laughed and went down. On the table, he concealed his embarrassment of laughing completely.
"Moreover, the crime scene is all your fart/share/egg/marks." The line was finished, but Jimmy did not speak, and Lan Li did not continue to speak, because both of them were on the edge of the laughing field, Lan Li was tight. He pressed the corners of his mouth tightly, but the problem was that once the laughter gate was opened, it was really not easy to hold back a smile.
What's more, there were three hundred spectators and fifty staff members bursting into laughter at the scene, just like the canned laughter in a sitcom, contagious/sexual/full.
Jimmy is gritting his teeth: forbearance, forbearance, he has endured to the extreme, a little slack, he may burst into laughter, especially when he sees his next line on the teleprompter, he bursts out The hunch is even more unreserved.