The Greatest Showman (Big Play Bone)

Chapter 329: Clown scared

With a loud "bang", it exploded on Lan Li's left hand. The turbulent air wave rolled in. The brain had no time to react. The body had already made a conditioned reflex and avoided back.

Numerous foam fragments and flower fragments were flying in the air, a dust was raised, and the line of sight was blurred. You can vaguely see a figure standing up from the low table next to the sofa, like a tiger rushing up with its teeth and claws, red Green and yellow, large swaths of color are mixed together on the face, so that the facial features cannot be seen clearly. The eyes are not the eyes, the mouth is not the mouth, only the dazzling red on the nose, rushing towards the face, hideous and terrifying.

The distorted face quickly enlarged in Lan Li's sight. He clenched his fists in both hands and immediately put on a fighting start-up style, ready to fight back at any time.

At that moment, the tight muscles, quick skills and dangerous breath completed the attack preparation without any pause, and fell in the eyes of the clown. He hurriedly braked, straightened his hands, and pulled apart between the two. After a certain distance, he began to move back, but he forgot. He stood in the box on the low table, and when he stepped back, his knee hit the surface of the box. The whole body lost his balance and he was embarrassed. Fell to the ground.

All of this happened between the electric light and flint, a gap between the ups and downs of breathing, and the chaos has returned to calm.

Everyone at the scene screamed in exclamation and looked at the mess on the scene inconceivably. Allen also widened his eyes, and walked quickly towards the clown in panic, "Are you okay?"

"Oh!" The clown lying on the ground finally reacted and wailed in pain.

Allen was stunned, but at a loss. He looked at the clown and then at Lan Li, and said dumbly, "Uh...he is our staff, this is a special arrangement for us."

Lan Li only reacted at this time. This was not an accident, but a spoof part deliberately arranged by the "Allen Show". The clown hid in the low table early, just waiting for this moment, trying to start Lan Li severely. However, he did not expect that Lan Li's conditioned reflexes were so fast, not only was he not frightened, but he immediately retaliated.

The audience was also frightened at the scene. The brain couldn't react for a while. The chaos in the studio made the brain unable to turn around. After being stunned, he looked at Lan Li's stunned expression and looked at the clown. The embarrassed figure, recalling what had happened just now, a sense of joy swept across, and the laughter could not help but burst.

"Jesus Christ." Lan Li couldn't help but sighed, and quickly walked over, knelt down and looked at the actor playing the clown, "Sorry, I'm really sorry." Inquired with concern, "Are you okay? ?"

The actor was a thin man who was about 30 years old, rubbing his ass. Seeing Lan Li and Allen in front of him, he waved his hand quickly, "I'm fine."

"Are you sure?" Allen asked questioningly, "The situation at the scene looks terrible."

"I'm sure." The man laughed blankly and nodded.

"Are you sure the situation at the scene is really bad? Are you sure you are okay?" Allen's question caused the audience to laugh again. Even Lan Li, who was squatting next to him, couldn't help but smile.

The man shook his head helplessly, "All, all."

Lan Li once again apologized to the other party. Although it was the other party's prank first, his reaction was indeed a bit overdone. Obviously, the habits during the shooting of "Speed ​​and Excitement/Emotion 5" have not been completely shaken off. In terms of body movements, it is always easy to be too tough. In an emergency, conditioned to counterattack, the memory of body muscles still stays in Hobbes' state.

Allen patted the man on the shoulder, stood up, and calmly said facing the No. 3 camera, "Obviously, we need to take a break now and calm down. After the advertisement, we will focus on the unexpected situation just now. Get to know it well."

The recording of the scene was temporarily suspended. The assistant director and the scene note next to him rushed over and asked the man with concern. He also felt a little embarrassed, waved his hand and repeatedly said that he was okay, stood up, and jumped on the spot. After two clicks, everyone felt relieved.

Watching the actor leave the studio, Lan Li turned to look at Alan, spread his hands, and showed a helpless smile. Allen chuckled, "I like this effect. I like it." It seems that Lanly's agent did not reveal the secret, and this guarantees the effect of the prank.

Seeing Lan Li's speechless expression, Allen asked with concern, "How about it, are you okay?" After all, the protagonist of the prank just now was Lan Li, and their purpose was to scare Lan Li severely.

Looking back on the entire process of the prank just now, Lan Li still felt a little absurd. I was actually frightened by such a simple and low-level prank. Sure enough, the most classic and simplest are often the most effective.

Lan Li knew that Allen would often play some innocuous pranks on the show, but most of the time, the targets of the pranks were friends whom Allen was familiar with. After all, it is difficult to know how to make jokes between strangers. This was the first time Renly and Allen had met, so he was completely unprepared.

Lan Li closed his chin, and the curvature of his mouth rose up, "Next time, why don't you go to the battle and try it?"

Allen couldn't help laughing and waved his hands again and again, "I'll forget it. There will be no next time, I promise, there will be no next time."

The staff quickly cleaned up all the mess at the scene, restored it to the original state repeatedly, and the recording started again.

"Welcome back." Allen said to the camera, "Avoid the audience just not keeping up with the plot, let me briefly introduce it. I arranged for a clown to scare Lan Li, but Lan Li was fully armed, but Countless people’s nightmares were frightened.” A simple sentence caused laughter again at the scene, “Lan Li, are you always like this? I mean, the reaction is so sensitive and so intense.”

Lan Li had calmed down again at this time, and said with a smile, "Yes, it's always been the case. After escaping from the coffin, that's the case."

Everyone paused for a while, and then realized that Lan Li was talking about "buried alive," and this effect was absolutely unexpected. Without waiting for everyone to respond, Lan Li went on to say, "You know, PTSD (post-traumatic stress disorder) or something. To be honest, I haven't slept for a long time."

That serious appearance made the joy of words amplified to the extreme, with laughter, applause and whistles one after another. This inadvertently completed the publicity of the "buried alive" again, and resolved the embarrassment just now, which is really admirable.

Allen, who was sitting opposite, also gave Lan Li applause. I have to say that the recording of this episode was so comfortable that she didn't even need to worry too much. The whole docking process went smoothly, with constant laughter.

Lan Li searched and found the camera with the red light on, "Jason, sorry, you are an excellent clown, but my reaction was overwhelming. Here, I apologize again."

Jason is the actor who played the clown just now. Lan Li knows how hard their work is.

"I'm pretty sure, I will never scare you behind my back in the future." Allen raised his hands in a state of surrender, and the lingering appearance made the audience laugh.

At this moment, Alan saw a figure with teeth and dancing claws rushing out of front of his eyes without warning, rushing towards his face with a thunderous force, the radiant eyes full of greed and intimidation. Her heart suddenly contracted, and the scream of "Ah" burst open in her chest. Her feet stepped directly on the sofa and backed up as hard as she could. However, her frightened emotions still lingered, her hands and feet trembled. When she got up, she simply jumped off the sofa and fled.

The audience at the scene was already breathless with laughter, and the laughter was almost exhausted, and many people could even be seen wiping tears from the corners of their eyes.

Lan Li raised his hands high and turned into the shape of minions, with a grim expression, as if he were a fierce lone wolf-the person who jumped up just now was Lan Li.

However, Lan Li did not expect it. The effect was so good. Allen was almost frightened. On the contrary, it was Lan Li’s turn to feel a little embarrassed. His movements were so stiff in place, looking confused and innocent. When I asked the audience, I seemed to be asking, "Is it scary for me?"

The audience was overwhelmed by this scene, and the laughter could not stop.

After Ellen ran out, she drew a distance, and then realized how ridiculous her behavior was. She also held her knees and laughed loudly, "Haha." The hearty laughter couldn't stop at all~ lightnovelpub.net~ After adjusting her breathing, she walked back to the sofa, but when she remembered how embarrassed she was, she burst into laughter again.

The director on the scene has a keen sense of smell, and immediately replayed the short fifteen seconds just now on the big screen. Seeing Allen panicked and fled, a new wave of laughter burst again.

Lan Li himself couldn't help but laugh. He originally wanted to scare Allen a bit and give a tooth for a tooth. He didn't expect, but he created the most hilarious moment since the "Allen Show" started. This is also Allen's "Top Ten Embarrassing Moments", even Allen herself repeatedly mentioned this incident, self-deprecating this is the biggest stain in her career as a prank.

Ellen rubbed her eyes and then rubbed her belly. She really laughed until her abs was about to come out. She looked at Lan Li in front of her, and kept nodding her chin, "You are such a crazy guy, I hate you. "

Lan Li spread his hands with an innocent expression, "I think Portia can breathe a sigh of relief at home." The subtext is that Allen's exaggerated behavior just now is more due to the rejection and fear of men deep in his heart. Indirectly proves that she still likes women.

In a word, Lan Li once again connected with the previous laugh, which can be called a stroke of magic. Allen was stunned, then clapped his hands and laughed!