The Hero Kneels

Chapter 625: There's a **** in the toilet

"Wait a minute, I'm going to gather comrades! Let them meet you!" Staring Man asked Ye Dou to wait a moment, saying that he was going to gather his teammates.

After more than half an hour, the other party did not come out.

Ye Doubai searched around boredly, and found that Monroe and the other rookie heroes were being taught by hand, and everyone was chatting enthusiastically.

He simply found a middle-aged man with glasses in front of him and asked, "Can you ask how I can meet Jian Ji?"

The middle-aged man didn't even bother to lift his head, he just snorted: "Want to see Jian Ji? Why don't you want to see the President of the United States? What should I do?"

"What the **** do you mean?" Ye Dou narrowed his eyes.

The attitude of the other party was suddenly cold, making Ye Dou a little puzzled, it seems that he did not offend this guy.

Why are you acting like you don't care?

Fortunately, all roads lead to Rome, so Ye Dou got up and left this area, intending to chat with other heroes, prepare to accumulate some contacts, and ask for some important information by the way.

After coming to the rest area, there were still many people bragging. He chose a young man with a smile on his face. People are called Smiley Swordsman.

"Hello, Smiley Swordsman, can I have a chat with you?" Ye Dou stepped forward and said hello

"I'm sorry, I'm not free." The other party glanced at the other party, then got up and left.

Seeing the other party put on a stinky face, Ye Dou couldn't ask any more questions.

It didn't take long for him to find another good-looking female hero. The other party was called the Lipstick Witch. According to observations, this beautiful hero is very popular with male heroes. She is warm and generous, even with two new heroes. The chat is hot, and it should be a subject worth talking about.

"Hello, Ye Dou, the black iron hero I just became a hero... Can I ask you a few questions?" Ye Dou stepped forward with a smile and tried to make contact with the other party.

"Hehe, sorry, I'm busy."

As a result, after the lipstick beauty glanced at her, she buried her head in the small mirror and dressed herself up, completely ignoring Ye Dou's existence.

He just wanted to ask how he could relieve Jian Ji, but he didn't expect that the other party would be so disrespectful, making him embarrassed.

Isn't this your typical hot face sticking to a cold butt?

In fact, the high-value face of the lipstick witch face is mostly painted by makeup. If it is a single round of beauty, even Yang Mimi does not know how many times more beautiful than her, enough to kill the other party in seconds, and the other party's **** is not as good as Yang Mimi's. warped…

Thinking of that peach butt, Ye Dou had goose bumps all over his body, and rough air came out of his nostrils.

goo go go go go go...

While he was fantasizing about the beautiful picture, his stomach was churning, and he vaguely felt that there were thousands of elephants galloping in his belly, madly trampling on his intestines, trying to break through the obstacles and rush to the new world.

Nima!

Brother has a belly!

In order to save my soul and make more money, I went to eat Boss Song's Ye Pao Shen Ramen again in the morning.

I don't know if Boss Song didn't want to eat noodles by himself. The other party added ingredients to the ramen, and his steel-like stomach couldn't handle it, and he started to have stomach troubles.

I thought it would be okay to eat a few more bowls of ramen, but who knows now that retribution will come.

You can't go wrong, that cheapskate from Boss Song must have added ingredients to the noodles.

The elephant in the belly was still frantically making noises, Ye Dou immediately performed the Lingbo micro-step, shuttled through the crowd, quickly entered the bathroom, and then began to release the troubled elephant in his belly.

Puff, puff, puff...

Woo, that's really cool!

I want to sing a poem.

Eat a large persimmon every day, and nine thousand elephants are in the belly.

The flying stream went down three thousand feet, and it was suspected that the Yellow River had fallen into a cesspool.

Cough cough, brother literary and artistic!

Maybe it was because he ate too much at noon, and the elephant in his stomach was endless. As a result, he sat for more than half an hour, until Ye Dou felt collapsed and his legs were numb, which was barely over.

At the same time, a stench filled the surroundings, making people dizzy.

"I knew earlier that I shouldn't be greedy, and I was plotted against it." Ye Dou wanted to stand up.

Just then, someone pushed the door and entered the toilet.

Hearing the sound of footsteps, more than one person should come in. With the sound of water being released, several people started chatting.

A familiar man's voice came: "Speaking of which, the toilet really stinks..."

"This is the toilet, so it's no wonder that it doesn't smell bad. Lao Pan, that new black iron hero is very good. I heard that he made a lot of noise when he came here. He is a talent." A shrill voice came.

"Talent? He's just a guy who can talk and talk. How can he be considered a talent? I don't think he will be able to dance for a long time." Lao Pan's voice came.

"That's right, that kid didn't know who the Rose Prince was, but he even scolded the dog blood that the Rose Prince scolded and sent him directly into the hospital. He would definitely be unlucky. We don't have to pay attention to him, anyway, he will soon disappear." said a voice.

"I'm not optimistic about this kid either. His super powers are very weak. I heard that he can only activate it with a mouth. It's nothing to a real superhero. If this kid doesn't grow up in the future, he will be punished by Prince Rose. Die." Another man's voice sounded.

"Hehe, let's bet, when will this kid leave automatically?" The voice laughed.

"Okay, then let's bet. I bet he will leave during the two-month internship."

"He won't last for two months, and I bet he will be pushed back by the Rose Prince in a month."

"I said half a month, because I will take special care of him, hahaha."

The three of them were chatting hotly in the smelly toilet, not knowing that Ye Dou was sitting behind them, and they heard it clearly and clearly.

Nima!

No wonder these heroes are so indifferent to me, it turned out to be because of the rose prince.

Who said I would leave automatically?

Who said my abilities are garbage?

Want to help teach me a lesson?

Am I afraid of you?

All of you are waiting for my brother, and I will let you see and see how powerful my brother is in the future!

puff!

With the sound of a fart~lightnovelpub.net~ the elephant galloped up again in its stomach, and Ye Dou, who had just stood up, sat down again and continued to detox with a gloomy face.

O heaven, O earth!

How long are you going to be squatting here?

Puff puff…

Ah, West Eight!

The voice is so loud. Is this the rhythm that will pop out the stomach?

puff puff, puff puff, puff puff...

No, is this the rhythm of becoming a fart man?

"One plate, Yazhudie!" Ye Dou couldn't help but shouted.

He unscrupulously put on the earth-shattering stinky fart, just scared the chrysanthemum of a buddy who was urinating in the toilet, turned the faucet, and the unobstructed water flow directly on the trousers, and finally did not even have time to pull the zipper of the trousers, and the **** was flowing. Get out of the bathroom, pee all over the place.

This dude is madly complaining in his heart.

Grass!

Why so unlucky?

A psychopath is in the bathroom!