? "Who of you has birth control pills?"

Ye Dou's roaring voice echoed around, deafening, resounding through the entire building, causing people around him to stand unsteadily, crumbling, and tinnitus appeared.

fuck!

The voice was so loud that the eardrums were about to burst.

Many people at the scene covered their ears and suffered from headaches.

For a while, there was silence around Yaque, and you could hear a needle falling to the ground.

The baby stopped crying, and the mother stopped howling. Halfway through the birth of the baby, the mothers clamped their legs, took a deep breath, and sucked the baby back abruptly.

The sound was horrible.

Silence lasted for a full twenty seconds.

A man with sunglasses sneaked into the operating room, directly stuffed Ye Dou with a small pill, and then slipped out.

The person who came was the culprit, Comrade Staring Man.

When he came to the operating room, he couldn't help but patted his chest. "In the end, it's me who has a long-term plan and is well prepared."

It turns out that Gazelle has the habit of carrying contraceptives with him.

And the contraceptive pills that are carried are not ordinary.

This is the lesson of blood.

Although he is blocked by sunglasses, his ability will be reduced a lot, and he will hardly make the people around him pregnant because of staring.

But he prefers to look at beauties. When he sees that kind of beautiful body, his ability increases exponentially, so these beauties are also at risk of pregnancy. Once he notices that the beauties are different, he immediately sends a contraceptive. medicine, so as not to be asked for abortion fees in the future.

Because he was young and ignorant, he went to a car show to admire beautiful women. In the end, in addition to drinking seven or eight bottles of milk, he also stared at more than 40 white, beautiful, long-legged car models and became pregnant.

Later, in order to compensate the operation fees, abortion fees, and nutrition expenses of these models, he almost went bankrupt.

Therefore, the contraceptive pill is to carry with you, so as not to fall into trouble.

Ye Dou took the contraceptive pill like a treasure.

Goldfinger!

Enlighten!

The contraceptive pill immediately gave off a dark golden light, and Ye Dou couldn't wait to take the contraceptive pill.

Then I felt a rush of wind and rain.

wrong!

This is the rush of the elephant in the body.

Not one or two elephants, but thousands of elephants are trampling on them in a frenzied manner, destroying the dead and destroying them, unmatched.

Thousands of elephants seemed to be looking for a vent, galloping in his stomach, running wildly, roaring and roaring.

Ye Dou seems to have heard the call of the elephants, their journey is the sea of ​​stars!

So he displayed Lingbo Microstep, rushed to the bathroom, and immediately turned on the horse-step combat mode.

Walking on both sides of the Yellow River

Holding state secrets

Strong strafing in front

Artillery fire in the rear

…

Well, simply put, it's squatting.

Why are you squatting?

Because men don't have a birth canal.

It's the only way to have a baby.

Only from chrysanthemums.

Unless your child is abnormal, it will automatically be delivered by caesarean section, with the function of devouring the mother.

Of course, if it is the opposite sex, Ye Dou can't give birth, because he has thick skin.

Cough, physiological knowledge can only be popularized so much.

Point to the end, otherwise it will be harmonious, everyone understands.

Ye Dou is very sure that he is the number one existence in the history of mankind. This does not refer to martial arts and combat power, but to giving birth to children.

Yes, when it comes to a man giving birth to a child, he has become an unprecedented great being.

Puff, puff, puff...

Woo, that's really cool!

But why does it seem like it's not over?

He was very depressed and speechless, because the elephant in his belly started endlessly. As a result, he sat for more than half an hour until he felt collapsed and his legs were paralyzed.

He can squat until he faints in a squatting pit, this is the first time he has encountered it since he practiced martial arts.

However, he could feel that a giant elephant had not yet run out of the chrysanthemum.

"Hey, hey, did you make a mistake, the speed is so slow, is this going to kill me?"

Ye Dou is speechless. He has never been constipated, and now he always knows what constipation feels like.

Air Luck Dantian.

Well, there is actually no gas in the dantian.

After ten minutes of stalemate, Ye Dou's eyes widened and he suddenly jumped with force.

puff!

With a fart sound, there was no movement for a long time and the elephant collapsed again.

The elephant seemed to feel Baba's call, and suddenly jumped out without warning.

Ye Dou felt that he was instantly liberated.

The feeling of the cloud opening up and the sunrise, the pain and suffering, and finally being liberated is really cool.

"Old lady...Bah, pah, it's finally pulled out, I'm really cool!"

Ye Dou let out a long sigh of relief, feeling what it means to be refreshed and relaxed.

At this moment, he really wanted to pay tribute to those constipated... no no, to those mothers who gave birth in October.

Ladies and gentlemen, it turns out that it is so hard to give birth to a child, you are really hard.

By the way, I would like to thank my rectum, cecum, small intestine, large intestine... and the hardest comrade chrysanthemum, it is finally over!

After breathing for a while, he slowly stood up and looked behind him with curiosity and nervousness.

It's okay not to look at it, at a glance, he shivered all over.

Because there is a meat ball inside, a meat ball bigger than a fist.

The meat ball was beating slightly, like a living heart, and it was bubbling with white heat, a wonderful rush that just came out of the oven.

"God, did I pull out a Nezha?"

Ye Dou felt like the world was spinning for a while.

He couldn't help but get dark eyes, and felt a loss of blood, as if he had just gone to the hospital to donate a ton of blood.

Mother's, pull out a Nezha, and even take away so much blood from me!

Pfft!

Ye Dou didn't stand still, and sat down directly on the ground, his eyes darkened.

…

In the dark, a misty star twinkled.

He seemed to see a strange dark-golden planet full of dark-golden flames.

On the outer ring of this dark golden star, there seems to be an independent star surrounding him, which looks like a satellite.

This satellite is different. It looks as if it is full of lightning and thunder, and there is an aura of destruction raging on this satellite, which is completely devastating.

"What does this represent?"

Ye Dou didn't know why.

While he was wondering, someone pushed his arm.

"Ye Dou, wake up..."

In the dark, Ye Dou felt that someone was calling him.

He tried to open his eyes, but found that his eyelids were unusually heavy~lightnovelpub.net~, but the voice in his ears became louder and louder, and the man pushed his shoulder with his hand.

Suddenly opening his eyes, he took a deep breath and found that the star had completely disappeared, and the scenery in front of him was unusually unfamiliar, making him at a loss.

He was lying on a white hospital bed.

There was a person standing in front of him. The other party was wearing black professional makeup, with a beautiful appearance and a graceful figure. His gestures were full of charm and maturity.

The person who came was Yang Mimi.

The other party was holding a slender, snow-white hand, stroking the thunder marks on his chest, and the small hand was trembling slightly.

Ye Dou snorted and asked, "Cough, beauty, what are you touching?"

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