The Monkey King

Chapter 261: complex relationship

  In early spring, the cold of winter has not completely receded, but the rainy season of Huaguo Mountain has arrived, and the ground is wet.

  In the setting sun, in the logging yard on the northwest side of Huaguo Mountain, the wood piles piled up like a mountain. Dozens of powerful monsters with full muscles were gathering to enjoy the dinner that was just delivered after a long day of exhaustion.

   Most of them are monsters who have just joined Huaguo Mountain.

  Nowadays, there are many new monsters. Except for a few cases, only the newly added monsters can do this kind of purely physical work. With their cultivation, they can be sent to do this kind of heavy-duty work. If they stay long enough, it should be no problem to find an errand in the army.

   Of course, the premise is that they pass the cultural class. This can be said to be the biggest difference between the newly added monsters and the old monsters.

   If you want to find a culture class among the newly added monsters, the monsters who can read and write are really hard to come by. I have to sigh that it was really a fate that the monkey met Lu Liuguai in the vast sea of ​​monsters.

  The monsters in this world have never lacked strength, they lacked brains. Because of this, Huaguoshan takes cultural lessons far more strictly than practice.

   During the meal time, you can see some monsters with bowls and chopsticks scratching back and forth on the ground against books. Because they all know that in order to get a better job, they must pass the most basic cultural class.

   does not seek to compose poetry, but only to be able to listen, read, and write.

   Is there a monster who is content with the status quo and thinks it's good to have a bowl of hot rice to eat?

  The answer is no.

  Because logging is not the lowest job in Huaguoshan, on the contrary, it is relatively good among the grassroots jobs that can be provided to newcomers. With a lot of energy, the food obtained is relatively sufficient, and it is still a hot meal.

   In such a position, if they do not pass the cultural class for a long time, they are likely to be replaced by newcomers. As I said before, the monsters are not short of strength, and there are many monsters waiting to replace them.

By the time. Those who retreated could only be sent to the dungeon to dig tunnels.

   It's not as comfortable as this place. I won't say anything if I don't see the sun, and there is a danger of landslides at any time. Even that meal was hard to swallow—it wasn't that Huaguoshan couldn't afford food. It's not that Huaguoshan can't provide a comfortable environment, but that there is a gap to have motivation.

The half-squatting Elephant Spirit ate the big bowl of rice while flipping through the booklet that was like a book in front of him with his nose. The wooden stick on the side is swiping back and forth on the ground.

  When a group of five monsters came here together, now he is the only one who is still cutting wood.

Needless to say,    White Pigeon Spirit, she knew a few words by herself, and was directly sent to the school. She achieved excellent grades and made rapid progress.

   That treatment...it's enviable just thinking about it.

   The others followed him for months of logging. They were also transferred to the army. Because they have experienced enough training on the way, they are much stronger than ordinary monsters, and they are also entrusted with good positions in the army.

   On the contrary, he is the boss, and the number of words he has recognized so far seems to have not exceeded 200. Naturally, it can only continue to stay here.

Hey…

   All blamed him for being so ignorant at the beginning, thinking that if his strength was strong enough in Huaguo Mountain, he would definitely be reused. Who knows, Huaguoshan is actually the same person who masters the assignment of work and presides over the teaching of the school. The method used to deal with such a monster who despises cultural classes is to strike firmly.

   It was useless to even ask the white pigeon spirit to find the black boss (Heizi) of their scout corps to ask for someone.

   That squirrel spirit, who eats the ancients and does not change, just used the pretext of doing things according to the rules, so abruptly detained his elephant spirit in the spirit-refining realm to cut wood here, without giving any face.

   But fortunately, the squirrel spirit is not going to throw himself into the dungeon to dig tunnels, which is already a fortune in misfortune.

Hey…

   It would be great if you could put on a suit of armor and charge into battle.

   Not to mention the mighty configuration of the squad leader. It's just a normal soldier. That's what you should do.

  The Elephant Spirit raised his head and looked at the sunset, silently thinking about how he would wear that armor one day.

   "Wait, how could Xiaobai come to mind?" Elephant Jing blinked his eyes twice, then opened his eyes to take a closer look, and exclaimed: "No! It's really Xiaobai!"

  I saw the white pigeon spirit flying in its direction from the west, turning back intermittently.

  The white pigeon fell beside him in a panic. He explained to him and the surrounding monsters: "Quick, get out of the way."

  Elephant Jing stood up holding the big basin and chopsticks in his hands: "What's the matter?"

   "Don't ask, anyway, listen to me!" After that, the white pigeon spirit flapped its wings and continued to fly eastward.

   Dozens of monsters of five big and three thick hurriedly dodged behind the piles of tree stumps one by one. But one by one stretched his head to see.

   Soon, three or five demon soldiers of the Scout Legion were seen passing overhead.

   "What is this all doing?"

   They peeped at each other, not knowing why.

   After a long time, a figure appeared at the end of the mountain road.

His face was like a crown of jade, he was wearing a gorgeous gold-trimmed white robe, he had long flowing hair, and he was swinging a folding fan that belonged to some calligraphy master in the mortal world. Raise your sleeves and come to the sunset.

   How cool!

   At this moment, even the Elephant Elf could clearly see a large number of demon soldiers hiding behind him, but the white-robed young man turned a blind eye as if he was on an outing.

   "Don't he know that he has arrived at the monster's den?" Elephant Elephant's brows could not help frowning slightly.

  …

When he first set foot on this land, Ao Lie, whose cultivation base had already reached the early stage of God Transformation, clearly felt that there were a pair of eyes watching him quietly behind the green leaves, and even following his footsteps, a circle of encirclement had quietly formed. .

   Looking at the fleet suspended in the sky, he knew that this was a place where the nerves were stretched to the extreme. If an ordinary outsider accidentally makes a mistake, he may be in a different place at any time.

   However, he was no ordinary outsider.

   He walked leisurely in the direction of the demon city step by step, passed the mines dug by the monsters, passed the logging field in Huaguo Mountain, and went straight to a place about twenty miles away from the demon city. A group of demon soldiers stood in front of him. The leader was Heizi, the rat spirit, and three god-transforming monsters, including Dajiao, who were called to help out.

   "Who is coming, report your name quickly!" Heizi shouted to Ao Lie with a long sword.

   Ao Lie was slightly startled and looked left and right.

   right under his nose. A beetle demon that obviously did not belong to Huaguo Mountain quietly walked up to a sergeant who surrounded him and asked, "This eldest brother, I came to seek refuge with the Monkey King, and I don't know where to go."

  The sergeant turned his face and pointed behind him: "Go straight in this direction and you will see the placement."

   "Thank you eldest brother, thank you eldest brother." The beetle demon cupped his hands, and quickly walked around the group of demon soldiers and ran in the direction pointed by the sergeant.

   That Ao Lie's brows suddenly turned into eight characters: "Hey, I said why did you just stop me?"

   "Because no matter how you look at it, you don't look like you're here to take refuge." Kuroko said blankly.

  Ao Lie looked down at himself in gorgeous clothes, and then looked at the beetle demon in ragged clothes and haggard faces running towards the place of residence in the distance, and nodded silently: "That's true."

  Heizi snorted coldly: "It's good to know! Why don't you sign up quickly. Also, what are you doing here at Huaguo Mountain?"

   "I'm looking for someone."

   "Who?"

   "This. Who to look for... There are several to look for." Ao Lie touched his chin and thought.

   Uncle said that Sister Tingxin is also in Huaguo Mountain, so do you mean to find Sister Tingxin? I'm afraid not. Sister Tingxin's status here is a bit special. If it is said that these little monsters who do odd jobs don't know, wouldn't it be bad?

   Why don't you look for Sister Yang Chan?

   Has sister Yang Chan's identity here been disclosed?

   Well, the third sister didn't elaborate on this issue. Forgot to ask.

   Looking at Heizi's vicious appearance, Ao Lie suddenly felt very unhappy.

   He said word by word: "I'm looking for it, Monkey King Monkey King!"

   "Are you looking for the king of my family?" When these words came out, all the monsters suddenly looked at each other.

  Heizi calmed down, stared at Ao Lie and asked cautiously, "You said you were looking for my king, then who are you?"

   "Cut." Ao Lie stretched out his hand and stroked his long hair, raised his head arrogantly and said, "You should ask. Who am I the king of your family."

   This statement made the monsters even more confused.

   Heizi blinked, hesitated for a while, and asked, "Then, who are you my king?"

   "Do you really dare to ask?" Ao Lie stared at Heizi with contempt and sighed: "Okay, since you have already asked. If I don't answer, it looks like I'm lying. Listen up!"

   shook the folding fan in his hand, and he said loudly, "I am the brother-in-law of your great king's brother-in-law!"

   After saying that, the corners of his mouth were high and upturned.

After    a moment of silence, the monsters surrounding him burst into laughter.

   "What brother-in-law and brother-in-law? Are you playing tongue twisters?"

   Suddenly. Ao Lie's face flushed red, and he rolled up his folding fan and pointed at Heizi, shouting, "Why are you laughing? If you don't believe me, go ask your king, and tell him that Ao Lie is here, see him or not!"

  Hei Zi looked at Ao Lie with a mocking expression and said, "If you have to ask my king about any sesame and mung beans, isn't my king too busy?"

   A bat demon standing beside Heizi quietly grabbed Heizi and whispered in his ear: "Why don't you just ask, if something happens...it's not going to end well then."

   After saying this, Heizi was stunned for a moment, thought about it, and finally took out the jade slip and put it to his lips.

  …

  The monkey who was checking the newly produced firearms in the dungeon paused slightly, stroking the big tube beside him with one hand, and took out the jade slip with the other and put it to his lips.

"What's up?"

   "Brother Monkey, that... I have something I want to ask you. Do you have a... brother-in-law's brother-in-law?"

   "Big brother-in-law... little brother-in-law?" The monkey frowned slightly and said playfully, "Heizi, what are you talking about?"

   "Uh, to put it another way, Brother Monkey, do you have a wife?"

  Monkey thought of Queer and replied casually, "Yes."

   "Wait, Brother Monkey, do you have a wife? Why didn't I hear you mention it?" Heizi suddenly realized that he had asked a huge secret and exclaimed in surprise.

   "You made a special trip to ask this? Do you want to die?" the monkey shouted sharply.

   "No no! Brother Monkey, I want to ask, does your wife have a brother? Or, does the daughter-in-law of your wife's brother have a younger brother?"

  Monkey froze for a moment.

   Does Queer have a brother? It's like I haven't heard Queer say it.

   Her brother married a wife? This sounds more complicated.

   Also, what happened to the younger brother of the brother-in-law's daughter-in-law?

Thinking about it, the monkey's face darkened and he scolded: "You just took the jade slip and thought it was fun, didn't you? What kind of **** is this? Next time you don't have anything to ask about, I will confiscate your jade slip directly. !"

   After saying that, the jade slip was about to be put away.

  …

   "How is it? What did the king say?"

   A large group of monsters stared at Heizi who silently put away the jade slip. They could only hear what Kuroko said, but not the monkey's answer at all.

   As for Ao Lie, who was standing opposite, he couldn't help but feel fortunate.

   From the conversation just now, he can be sure that Heizi just found out about the fact that the Monkey King has a wife.

  Hey, fortunately I didn't mention Sister Yang Chan, otherwise it would be embarrassing.

   It turns out that Sister Yang Chan is also hiding in Huaguo Mountain, otherwise how could these little monsters not know that the Monkey King is married?

  Thinking, he couldn't help but admire his wit, raised his head high, ready to accept Kuroko's flattery.

Right at this moment, under the attention of all the monsters, Hei Ziqiang pulled out the long sword that had just been put back into the scabbard, pointed at Ao Lie and roared, "Damn you bastard, you killed me by monkeys. Brother scolding, right? You are dead! Brothers, give it to me!"

   "Wait, what are you doing? Don't touch me, I'm your king's brother-in-law... Ouch! Don't slap your face! Help!"

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