The Monkey King

Chapter 366: Turned over (plus more)

   "This is... talking back?" The Queen Mother leaned back slightly, her eyes as big as copper bells, looking down at the monkey.

   With his slightly open mouth, his chin trembled, he slowly inhaled.

   This is a sign of a volcanic eruption.

   All the people present involuntarily lowered their heads.

who is she?

   She is the Queen Mother of the West!

   Commanding the Heavenly Court Fairy, in charge of the treasury, and pinching the throat of this behemoth Heavenly Court, is only half a level lower than the Jade Emperor. In this Heavenly Court, even the Jade Emperor will give her three points. For thousands of years, who would dare to provoke her like this?

  The wind chime couldn't help but move his footsteps and dodge behind the monkey, and the hand gently pulled the monkey, as if to make him restrain.

  However, the monkey stood motionless, his eyes were the same size as copper bells, and he stared back.

   All the people present quietly stared at the monkey, with ridicule and sympathy in their eyes, all of them were already waiting to see the show.

Isn't there such a thing as   ? It is better to offend the gentleman than the villain.

   Who is the most incapable of offending in this heaven? Not Sanqing, nor Jade Emperor, but the Queen Mother of the West.

   After a while, a hysterical scream resounded throughout the entire Jade Pool.

   "Presumptuous! You demon monkey, how dare you be so arrogant!" The Queen Mother of the West stood up and shouted violently, "You are tired of living!"

The monkey's brows jumped slightly, and he slowly opened his mouth to reveal his fangs, but he still lowered his voice and said, "'I have no respect for your eyes'? What kind of crime is this? , No matter how small the official is, the Jade Emperor has personally appointed me. What do you mean when you call me a demon monkey in public? Do you want to rebel?"

   That voice was small. But the whole hall could hear it clearly.

  The faces of the people in the hall changed greatly, and the Queen Mother even blushed. The wind chimes behind him yanked the monkey's hand to stop him, but the monkey grabbed his hand.

   is still glaring at the Queen Mother, but that gaze is a bit more fierce than before.

   "Bold madman!" The Queen Mother of the West screamed again: "Someone! Take him down for Ben Gong!"

   "No!"

   received the order, and all around, the heavenly soldiers and generals walked out, and quickly surrounded the monkeys.

  The monkey still stood silently, glaring at the Queen Mother, the wind chimes behind him were already panicked, but the hand was tightly held by the monkey, unable to move.

   The fastest celestial soldier patted the monkey's shoulder armor with one hand.

   At this moment, the monkey let go of the hand holding the wind chime. The figure turned into a phantom.

   Before anyone present could realize what had happened, the heavenly soldiers who were surrounding the monkeys slumped and flew out one by one.

  The headed general felt that something was wrong and wanted to yank the long sword from his waist, but just as the sword was half drawn, the monkey was already standing in front of him, with **** clasping his throat.

   The hand that drew the sword stopped.

   "Believe it or not, I can kill you with just two fingers?" the monkey said with a blank expression.

   His eyes widened in horror that day.

   is right behind the monkey. He clearly saw five or six heavenly soldiers flying out, either smashing on the wall or in the crowd. One of the heavenly generals slammed heavily on the pillar, and the giant pillar made of jade smashed into a crack. Blood splattered all over the ground, and instantly fainted.

   The entire hall was in chaos in an instant, but the monkeys were unmoved. Still staring at him blankly. He asked slowly, "Believe it or not?"

   "Believe... letter." Will tremble slightly that day.

   "Letter." The monkey lowered his eyebrows and glanced at the half-drawn sword, and said coldly, "Just put the sword away obediently."

  Tian will nod his head blankly. Almost involuntarily, the hand slowly retracted the half-drawn sword into its scabbard.

  Monkey glanced around again.

   The Heavenly Soldiers who were about to rush up stopped one by one and retreated. The chaotic civil servants and the Qing family suddenly fell silent.

  The noise was cut off just like that.

  The monkey did not let go of the hand that grabbed the general, he turned his face to look at the Queen Mother of the West, and smiled coldly.

   With this smile, the Queen Mother of the West supported the low table with her hand.

  's face changed again, but it was red before, but now it is pale.

   She didn't know if it was anger or fear, she shivered and said, "Are you going to rebel?"

"Rebel?" Looking at the Queen Mother of the West, the monkey said slowly: "My Queen Mother, when did you get transferred to the Criminal Prison? Duke Lun, although I received His Majesty's imperial decree, I took over Pan Taoyuan from you. Before the seal of the Secretary Garden, I was still Bi Ma Wen of the Imperial Horse Supervisor, not your subordinate. Don't say no, it is, when will it be your turn to fetch me, the treasury of the Queen Mother of the West, Pan Taoyuan?"

The monkey glanced lazily, and then said: "If you want to talk about 'horizontal'... Hey, the 600,000 Tianhe Shui Jun Laozi doesn't care, do you have 100,000 guards in Yaochi? Just rely on the presence of these man, I'm afraid..."

  Monkey didn't say any more, just looked at the Queen Mother of the West and laughed happily.

   At this moment, the entire hall was so quiet that only the laughter of monkeys was left, and the whole group of people who were present were all shocked.

  The Queen Mother of the West's face was already faintly purple. Although she barely stood on the table, she couldn't say a word.

  It is true that the Queen Mother of the West is powerful, but who is the other party?

No matter how forgetful people are, the monkey's actions just now are enough to remind them of the other identity of the monkey in front of them, who drove the 600,000 Tianhe army to nowhere, and who made the brave and good canopy. The marshal is in jail...

   took a deep breath, the monkey grinned, looked at the Queen Mother of the West and sighed slowly: "Some people are really tired of living, but not me."

   At this moment, following the bulging blue veins on the forehead, it was the hearts of all the immortals present.

  The whole picture seems to be frozen like this, all the immortals are motionless, and the Queen Mother is even more afraid to breathe.

In the    hall, only the monkey was left with his eyes slowly wandering, scanning the immortals with endless ridicule in his eyes.

   "Misunderstanding—! Misunderstanding—!"

   A whoosh broke the silence.

  Taibaijinxing jumped out of nowhere, holding the front pendulum and almost crawling to the monkey, holding up the bun. "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding."

   said. He put the whisk in his hand under his armpit, and reached out to break the monkey's **** that were holding Tian Jiang's throat, but he couldn't break it no matter what.

   "Is it a misunderstanding? The Queen Mother." The monkey looked at the Queen Mother of the West with a smile.

   With a slip of her hand, the Queen Mother of the West sat paralyzed on the throne, blinking blankly.

   "Niangniang, misunderstanding, misunderstanding, just misunderstanding." Taibaijinxing wiped his sweat violently, ran to the Queen Mother with a smile and bowed his hands, then ran back to the monkey and smirked. He kept turning back and forth, and he kept mumbling: "I will receive my seal soon, and later, later, I will work in Pantaoyuan as a family. This misunderstanding is not like the one in the book. The words are the same. As soon as you turn your hand, you will pass? Come on, Wukong, let go... Hehe, let go..."

   That way, he laughed like a dog slave.

  Unfortunately, those two fingers. Still can't break it.

  The monkey still looked at the Queen Mother with a smile. Said: "I'm asking you something. The Queen Mother, tell me. Is it a misunderstanding?"

  The Queen Mother trembled slightly, her eyes slowly avoiding the monkey's eyes, falling on the empty table, and said in a mosquito-like voice: "Yes...it's a misunderstanding."

   "Oh? It seems like a misunderstanding." Monkey laughed.

   "Yes, yes, I'll just say it's a misunderstanding. Come on, Wukong, let go." Those hands were still desperately snapping the monkey's fingers.

   "It's a misunderstanding, so we won't be held accountable in the future?"

  The Queen Mother gritted her teeth and didn't speak. Taibai hurriedly said, "No, of course not. What you said was like a misunderstanding. How can you be held accountable?"

   "Won't you give me little shoes too?"

   "No! Absolutely not. The old man has promised you, absolutely not! You said that you have known the old man for so long, when did the old man tell a lie?"

  Taibai rolled up his sleeves and put it next to the monkey's ear and whispered, "Hey, women, it's all like this, it's not bad to be a queen mother, there are always a few days a month... right? You understand."

   "When you become an immortal, will you still come here?"

   "Yes." Taibaijinxing replied with a serious face.

   "Haha, you old man, **** me." The monkey laughed suddenly, and then slowly released his two fingers.

   That day will immediately hold his chest, panting and fall to the ground, the two heavenly soldiers hurriedly bowed and dragged him away.

   At this point, Taibaijinxing breathed a sigh of relief, lowered his head and wiped the sweat with his sleeves, raising his head from time to time and smiling on both sides.

  Monkey slowly straightened the joystick and cupped his hands: "Niangniang, if there is nothing else, I will retire first."

  The Queen Mother still clenched her teeth and said nothing.

   All the people in the temple, you look at me, I look at you, and you are at a loss.

Seeing this, Taibaijinxing quickly waved his hand to the monkey and said: "Go, go, go to Pan Taoyuan, and you are still busy with things. I will send you the seal and take office, but I am very busy. Don't neglect your duties and let down the expectations of Your Majesty and the Empress."

   "Then there is Lao Xingjun."

   After saying that, the monkey turned to the wind chimes and said, "Let's go."

   Pulling the wind chimes, the monkey left the main hall one step at a time under everyone's attention, until the figure disappeared at the end of the white jade corridor, and everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

  …

   On the way, Feng Chi frowned and whispered, "You've already become a queen mother, why is your temper so bad? How could the old gentleman pick such a person in the first place?"

"You don't understand this, right?" Monkey said with a smile: "The Taoist 'Wuwei' is about following the trend, from 'Wuwei' to 'Wuweiwei'. It's better to choose such a person to be the queen mother. Choose a saint. After all, when you don't like it, there are many reasons for wanting to be dismissed. The other party can only be loyal to himself."

   After saying that, the monkey tutted and laughed.

  …

In the main hall, the Queen Mother of the West asked coldly, "What did you just whisper in his ear?"

Taibaijinxing wiped his sweat again, and said respectfully: "Talk to him, say to him: 'You came to see the Queen Mother wearing a Jiao skin armor, but not wearing an official uniform. How many words do you have to say? You monkey head, you really have been the king of the mountain for a long time, and you are full of bandit... But fortunately, the goddess is graceful, if you don't care about your monkey head, it is said to be a misunderstanding, so don't hurry up Just accept it?'" (To be continued~^~)

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