Zhou Yaoyu held the phone in a daze, blinked his eyes, and was in a running-in period with his wife, inconvenient?

  唔...Is he too dirty and thinks too much, or... He is already dirty...

  Zhou Yaoyu shook off the dirty thoughts in his head and bulged his cheeks. Why is there an inexplicable feeling of eating dog food?

   is an illusion, right? !

   must be an illusion!

  Yes, that's it, nothing wrong!

  Zhou Yaoyu tried to get out of his mouthful of dog food, but the more he struggled, the deeper he fell. His head was full of young lazy and **** voices, “It’s inconvenient to be in a running-in period with his wife.”

  In the running-in period...inconvenient...

  Run-in period... Run-in period? !

  Inconvenient...Inconvenient? !

  Made, this dog food can't stand it! It's still daytime, is it made by a boy? !

  Zhou Yaoyu angrily took out his mobile phone and sent Zhou Ziqian a WeChat——

  [Zhou Yaoyu: The surname Zhou, come out for me [violent][violent]]

  Zhou Ziqian just finished recording a talk show, and when he took back his phone, he saw the WeChat message sent by Zhou Yaoyu, his eyes narrowed slightly

  【Zhou Ziqian: You don’t want to talk, please? Your IQ is exposed as soon as you speak, don’t forget that your surname is Zhou [Picking Nostrils][Picking Nostrils]]

   "..." When Zhou Yaoyu saw the news, he was silent for a while, and silently withdrew the previous news.

  Zhou Ziqian laughed immediately, and sent a picture to the past, "If you are pregnant, just tell me, everyone can help you figure out a solution, why do you withdraw it!"

  【Zhou Yaoyu:……】

  Zhou Ziqian looked at this series of ellipsis, and he could almost imagine Zhou Yaoyu’s depressed expression, and asked in a good mood—

  【Zhou Ziqian: Come on, what are you looking for? [Picture: There is this revelation, nothing happens to retreat]]

  Zhou Yaoyu directly ignored Zhou Ziqian’s "I" and laughed twice. How could he eat golden dog food by himself?

  After half an hour.

  ……

  【Zhou Ziqian: Brother Wu En! ! ! 】

  [Zhou Ziqian: [Picture: Share the dog food with me and sell you]]

  ……

  The corners of Zhou Yaoyu’s lips curled up, and he smiled extraordinarily warm (wei) and soft (suo), flipping through WeChat, a single dog with a tighter mouth and a good relationship.

  Sharing is sunshine, warming the world of you and me; sharing is rain and dew, nourishing the dry heart; sharing is the spring breeze, blowing away the dust of the soul. Sharing is the fruit of dedication, and sharing is the prerequisite for happiness.

  If dog food cannot be shared with others, it is not considered real dog food.

  Another half an hour.

  ……

  【Fu Hao: emmm……】

  【Zhou Yaoyu: [Laughing]】

   [Fu Hao: [Picture: Baby slaps on the backhand, pop]]

  【Zhou Yaoyu: Slightly slightly~】

  【Fu Hao: Don’t think that "Troubled Times" is on fire, and the baby will not dare to hit you. 】

  【Zhou Yaoyu: Slightly slightly~】

  【Fu Hao: I was born from the same root, so why is it too anxious? 】

  【Zhou Yaoyu: ……[Beat the heart to the old iron]】

  ……

  Zhou Yaoyu finally gave up the idea of ​​sharing dog food, silently bulging his cheeks, how do you feel that there is still so much dog food? !

  ……

  Shu Cheng puts his hands in his pockets, eyes like obsidian staring at the handsome man in front of him and the food on the table, the corners of his red lips evoke a wicked curve

When a man goes home: the third-class wife waits for him to cook; the second-class wife cooks together; the first-class wife has already cooked the meal; the special-class wife holds the rice bowl in one hand and unbuttons the clothes with the other hand and says, "My husband, you are the first to eat milk." , Or eat first?"

  Unfortunately, A Xiaorong has not yet become a special-class wife.