The barrage was swiped by [6666666666666], Shu Cheng raised his eyebrows slightly and wanted to commit suicide?

  Speaking of suicide which requires difficulty, is Wu Junze’s IQ really okay?

  Want to kidnap morally, saying that she scolded him to commit suicide?

  Don’t pretend to look like a bit!

  She is an actress, and she actually acts in front of her. I really don’t know how to describe the IQ!

  Wu Junze looked black at the barrage, and the ghost knew that suicide was so troublesome!

  At this time, Mai Tang was still rushing on the way to give sweets to a Yankong, silently looking forward to seeing Shu Cheng for a while, Shu Cheng's mood has calmed down, otherwise Shu Cheng is in a bad mood and it is him who abused him!

  ...

  The barrage of Wu Junze's live broadcast room, which is as long as ever, has begun again—

  【In theory, jumping from a building is the fastest.

  But in reality, people don’t lose consciousness so quickly. It must be ensured that the head hit the ground to guarantee death.

  Otherwise, even if the internal organs are injured by rush-shot, they will suffer at least 2-3 minutes of pain (nerve residual phenomenon).

  In case you fall on special cushions such as glass slag, cactus, barbed wire, etc., congratulations.

The world record holder is the flight attendant Visna Ulovic, a former Serbian flight attendant who did not fall to his death after an explosion at 10,155 meters above Croatia. Her skull was split in half, three vertebrae were crushed, and all her arms and legs were broken, but she was miraculous. Survived like this.

  So if you want to jump off the building, you can also try it. 】

  【If you cut the neck to the right position, the blood will spray up to 2 meters high. If you cut the wrong position, you will become a duck neck.

  Don’t believe the set of weapons on the TV, self-cuffing weapons, ordinary swords, knives, you can’t chop the muscles around your neck.

  Need to use a knife, insert it accurately, and then saw it horizontally.

  I don’t think most people have this ability.

   I forgot to say that arteries and veins must be separated at the same time. A single one can make you suffer for up to half an hour. 】

  【Carbon monoxide:

  To be honest, this is trickier because it’s harder to die.

  Kawabata Yasunari was in his 80s. Four years after he won the Nobel Prize in Literature, he stuffed a gas pipe directly into his throat before he died. Now most of the natural gas in cities has been processed, and the toxicity has been reduced too much.

  Under normal circumstances, even if you leave it overnight, you will at most be unconscious, incontinent, or even vegetative.

  It is recommended to starve yourself for a few days if you want to die. 】

  Professional, extremely professional, the consequences of suicide death made everyone in the live room stare blankly, leaving only a string of long barrage on the barrage.

  V Bo is still discussing—

   "Suicide... so difficult?"

   "I'm going, I'm upright! I just know that suicide of Nima is a job that requires skills!"

  "This is awesome, but I don’t know who it is. User 12138 is obviously a trumpet!"

   "Awesome! I never knew that suicide requires so much skill! I would like to see if this kid Wu Junze dares to commit suicide?"

   "After reading this, I feel that I should not commit suicide. If I don't die, it would be pitiful to become a plant."

   "That's right! I don't know, I was shocked at first sight, suicide also requires technical content!"

"Why did the style of this live broadcast suddenly change from a weird dark wind to a funny style? Is it my illusion? Or am I laughing at a low point? Watching Wu Junze look so scared that he wants to die, he wants to laugh. Woolen cloth?"

   "Can I say that I feel the same way? Smile inexplicably!"

  ...

  Wu Junze turned off the live broadcast with a dark face. He planned to commit suicide and then put Anzhi Ruosu at the center of public opinion, which seemed to be unworkable.

  ...

  "Ding Dong—" The door bell rang, and Shu Cheng turned the handle and looked at Mai Tang... the big bag of sugar he was holding, and turned sideways.

   "My candy." Shu Cheng's gaze was focused on the candy, and he didn't even glance at him since Maitang entered the door.

   Regarding this, Mai Tang remained silent, and silently handed the sugar to Shu Cheng. No matter how much mmp in his heart, his face would still be grinning, "Brother Shu, your sugar."

   Shu Cheng’s red lips evoked a faint curve. He just played with Wu Junze, and now he has a lollipop, and his anger has been reduced by 50%.

  Shu Cheng took the sugar, took out a torn sugar paper, stuffed it in his mouth, and put the sugar in his sugar box, without ever seeing Mai Tang during the whole process.

  Maitang: "..."

  The air is condensed, embarrassing, quite embarrassing.

  Maitang squeezed a smile from his face, "What... Brother Shu... Your acne looks really unique."

Mai Tang just finished saying this sentence, and instantly regretted it. He didn't know Shu Cheng Yankong's character. This person who said he was handsome all day suddenly had acne... Mai Tang seemed to have caught something in his mind. It was fleeting again.

  He can feel the cold eyes of the boy falling on him when he lowers his head.

  Forget about...make you die!

   "Do you repeat what you just said?" The boy's voice seemed lazy and smiling, but his dark eyes were cold without a hint of temperature.

  The anger value that just dropped because of the lollipop, instantly rose.

Maitang was an agitated spirit, and he immediately reacted with sincerity in his eyes: "Brother Shu, you are handsome, handsome, with immortal wisdom in the sky, brave and brave, wise and martial, extraordinary intellect, as wise as Kong Ming, and as powerful as Xiang Yu. , Hundreds of battles, hundred gods, no defeat, Yushu near the wind, omnipotence, almost no one can reach, the world is full of rivers and rivers, there are hundreds of people who feel the same way with me...how can it be affected by a single acne Looks?!"

  Shu Cheng closed his eyes and looked at Maitang without speaking.

  Maitang is in a cold sweat, why don't you look at me as before and concentrate on eating lollipops!

   "What's more, your acne is mellow and beautiful, right at the center of your eyebrows. It adds a touch of beauty to you... No, handsome, just like a match made in heaven..."

  Shu Cheng’s red lips evoke a faint arc. Although this idiot Maitang has said it many times, the use of idioms is not good, but when I hear it, I feel pretty good.

  Shu Cheng held a lollipop, and his anger was reduced by 25%.

  "Aren't you leaving?" Shu Cheng asked lightly.

  Meatang was instantly ecstatic when he heard this voice, "He can't say anything":

  "Brother Shu's words are really like "the big sound is sweeping the shadows", and also like "pull out the clouds and mist to see the blue sky", so that I can see hope and see the future!

  A thunderbolt in the blue sky, the enlightenment of Didi may not be enough to describe your words in case Shu Ge; Wushan Xingyun, the Yangtze River flowing water is even more difficult to compare with the master's literary talent!

  Huang Zhong Dalu, shocking!

  You can illuminate the world with a candle, and you will see thousands of miles; rain and dew will be everywhere!

Through your profound words, I seem to see your stalwart and heroic eagle looking at the wolf, the dragon walking and the tiger's step; as if seeing your hand like a rafter with a large pen, writing articles about the world; as if seeing you pressing the sword and looking around, Jiangshan Countless heroic spirit! "

   Shu Cheng: "...?!"

  "The big sound is going to sweep the shadows"...

  "Pull out the clouds and mist to see the blue sky"...

   Thunderbolt in the blue sky, the divine enlightenment...

  Wushan mountain travels with clouds, Yangtze River flows...

   Huang Zhong Dalü, shocked and deaf, candles illuminate the world, clearly see thousands of miles, rain and dew common people, Zebei Wanfang...? !

  Shu Cheng’s dark eyes stared at Mai Tang, and the corners of her red lips bloomed, and there was only the word “Nubi” in the bottom of her heart. He even forgot to be angry, and his anger was reduced to zero.

  Maitang’s flattering skills seem to have grown again...

  As soon as Maitang left, Shu Cheng, a face control system in a good mood, turned on the phone and saw a series of question marks on WeChat, and the corners of her lips evoked a playful arc.

  There are three ways to solve her anger:

  1, eat a lollipop.

  2, molesting A Xiaorong.

  3, play routines.

  Now she is in a good mood, but she is bored. What should I do?

  1, eat a lollipop.

  2, molesting A Xiaorong.

  3, play routines.

  The lollipop is in hand, A Xiaorong is not there now, and now there is only the routine left, but this group of people are there.

  Shu Cheng raised her eyebrows, the corners of her lips were raised high, this group of people...we were not there when we were looking for them, and now...how can they do without a routine? !

  ...

  A few hours later.

  Zhou Yaoyu, Zhou Ziqian, Bai Lu, Wu Dong, Fu Hao, Ma Yuchuan and others released V blog at the same time.

  【Zhou Yaoyu V: Resist the routine, resist @舒澄V! #反套路研究#】

  【Bai Lu V: Resist the routine, resist @舒澄V! #反套路研究#】

  【Zhou Ziqian V: Resist the routine, resist @舒澄V! #反套路研究#】

  ...

  The joint voice of many famous celebrities, the comment area exploded.

  【I am curious what the Wuli male **** did to them? Has it changed like this? [Laughing and crying]]

  【Same as curious! The king of routines will not come up with any new routines to routine them! Curious! 】

  【The feelings of the guests of "showtime" are really good. They are not like other celebrities just on the surface. It is really good that their feelings can be felt. Only good friends can make jokes like this! 】

  【What the **** did Shu Cheng Juvenile do to them! Why don't you say it! Ooh~oh~itching~~]

  【Junior @舒澄V They are afraid of losing face and refuse to say, you tell us! Youth @舒澄V Ask for answers! 】

  【Seeking answers, seeking answers! 】

  【Hey...Have several old fried dough sticks been used by Shu Cheng? Otherwise, you won't be so angry! 】

  ...

  Zhou Yaoyu, Zhou Ziqian, Bai Lu, Wu Dong, Fu Hao, Ma Yuchuan and others looked at the curious babies under their Weibo, and they were so angry.

  If you say yes, only love me?

  What the **** are you doing now? !

  Fake fans!

   must be fake!

  Yu Zhou happily drank the yogurt and watched these cute children on V Bo. The smile in his heart was completely covered up. Fortunately, he was witty and did not speak.

  Shu Cheng likes playing routines so much, this group of silly people think that Shu Cheng has nothing to do, will they suddenly send you a V letter? !

  Really fool!

  Shu Cheng also closed her hand and hummed in a good mood, but if Shu Cheng’s fans were listening carefully and waiting for her to sing, maybe she would be able to come out as soon as she spoke.

  —"Feeling Cute"

  At this time, because no one heard the song, Shu Cheng let him go and sang it seriously.

  ...

  Time flies like a white horse.

  In these days, Shu Cheng’s long acne disappeared, "The Story of Wukong" came to an end, and more people understood the book.

  An Lu Mian was the most promising "Full-time Master" in An Zhi Ruo Su's three serials at the beginning, but the end of "Wukong Biography" also made me sigh, an alternative Journey to the West, a different fantasy classic, An Zhi Ruo Su did it.

  【An Sleeping V:

  —Recommend a good book "Wukong Biography" (completed) Author: An Zhiruosu

  The author An Zhiruo has always reinterpreted certain plots of Journey to the West from a modern perspective, and the whole story is filled with thinking.

  Tang Seng, the four masters and apprentices, faced the long-destined fate, and finally embarked on a journey to the west.

   Although Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie have great magical powers, they are only weak little people in the face of fate... When fate is already doomed and you cannot change, what will you do?

   Is to be a pig looking at the moon and crying?

  Or the stone monkey who resisted to the broken bones?

  No matter how hard we work, we won’t be recognized in the end. Are the rules of the world really like this? 】

  [The language used in "The Story of Wukong" is in line with the leaping thinking of today's readers. Those who think shallow are fascinated by wildness and unrestrainedness, and those who think deeply are moved by betrayal and rationality. It is natural to be popular.

  The whole article not only has a new view of Buddha, but also a paragraph, which I personally find is very exciting. It is a paragraph in "Outside the article-Huaguoshan". The judgment on immortality must not be missed. 】

   [I only understood this book after I saw it now. I always felt that An Da was ruining the Journey to the West and ruining the classics, but now I know that An Da has written another classic!

  With the passage of time and the growth of age, the brave and lofty ambitions of our youth have long since vanished, and what is left is us who are lingering and panting like walking dead.

  Aren’t we the canopy crying for the moon or the monkey frightened by fate?

  It’s just that, at the end of this story, they defeated themselves, but what about us? 】

   [Thank you An Da for "The Story of Wukong", the moment I read it, I cried all of a sudden.

  Sun Wukong lost himself on the westbound road. In the face of a powerful destiny, everything is just a scam and a joke.

  The indomitable Monkey King is actually just the little monkey who is full of fear and hope for the future but cannot find the past.

  The canopy, who is determined to fight his destiny to the end, can only face the world with the face of Bajie. He refuses to face the beloved A Yue.

  The Tang Seng, who was originally a Jin Chanzi, discovered the deception of Buddhism against the world and the limits of teachings. He wanted to break through, and he would destroy himself for thousands of years, and eventually became a Tang Seng.

  There are too many emotions, too much helplessness. 】

   [One sentence proves that you have read "Wukong Biography"! 】

[I’m the student party, although I don’t quite understand what Anda means, but I still remember the sentence "I want this day, no longer can I cover my eyes, I want this place, I can’t bury my heart, and all sentient beings understand it." I mean, I want all the Buddhas to disappear in smoke!" The feeling was great. 】

   [I still remember the sentence "This world, I have been here, I have fought, I have loved it deeply, and I don’t care about the ending."]

  [I still remember the sentence "God is not greedy, why can't we tolerate disrespect for him? God is not evil, why should we hold the destiny of thousands of creatures on the earth in our hands?"]

  "The Legend of Wukong" is on fire!