First paragraph——

[The cat was forced by the nightlife to sit on the stage in the Ye Laixiang hair salon opened by the fox. One day the mouse came to the hair salon and asked the cat to wrap up the night. The cat swears to the death, and the mouse furiously said: At the beginning, I chased me to the death, but now it is still a fake. serious! 】

  Second paragraph——

  [The doctor asked the patient how the fracture was broken. The patient said, I felt that there was sand in my shoes, so I held the pole to shake my shoes. **A **** passed by and thought I was electrocuted, so he picked up a wooden stick and gave me two sticks. 】

  The third paragraph——

  【The teacher in the biology class asked: How can I correctly distinguish the hands and feet of an octopus? Student answer: Let it fart and smell it. The hands that cover the nose are the hands, and the others are the feet. The whole class is down. 】

  ……

"..." The girl's mouth twitched. It turned out to be a book of "The Complete Book of Jokes". She originally thought that the book read by a character like Shu Cheng would definitely be something like a literary masterpiece. Who would have thought it was actually a book of "Jokes". A complete list of jokes.

  The most important thing is that when girls think back when they were young, they still looked like they were studying academic issues very seriously.

   "...really good at dressing." The girl looked at a teenager who was on the phone, thinking that the teenager was too cute.

  Shu Cheng came back after the phone call and saw the "Encyclopedia of Jokes" on her desk. She coughed and said to the girl, "Well, look at this thing and relax, you can also take a look."

  The girl covered her mouth and snickered, "Does your family know that you are so cute?"

   Shu Cheng raised his eyebrows, "They all know I'm handsome."

  The girl smiled, "Yes, yes, you are the most handsome."

   Shu Cheng nodded, not modest at all, just as it should be.

  "Do you understand this question?" Shu Cheng returned to the state of a teacher.

  The girl instantly became obedient, "Understood."

   Shu Cheng curled her lips, "Since I understand, I will leave first."

  The girl nodded, "Men God, go ahead if you have anything to do!"

  Shu Cheng left the library with his own things, and immediately saw Yu Jie not far away.

   She decisively called Shen He, "Didn’t you say that the interview is tomorrow?"

  Shen He nodded, "Yes."

  Shu Cheng helpless: "Teacher Yu Jieyu has arrived at Tsinghua University."

  Shen He: "...She really doesn't play cards according to routines at all."

  Shu Cheng pressed her temple, “I’ll go to the studio first, and she will slowly interview the students in the school.”

   "She didn't see you?"

  "Not yet, let me go first."

  ……

the other side.

  Yu Jie interviewed students who were delayed at Tsinghua University.

   "What kind of person is Shu Cheng usually?" Yu Jie asked with the microphone.

   "You are Yu Jie, right? I often watch your show, and you say that my male **** usually looks like? It's more handsome than on TV! You know the indescribable handsomeness?"

  At first glance, it is Shu Cheng’s remnant fan. Yu Jie is speechless. Does Tsinghua University have such a star fan? She thought that all of them were nerds!

   "What kind of person is Shu Cheng usually?" Yu Jie took the microphone and asked a boy with glasses.

  The boy helped his glasses, "Shu Cheng is a strong person. I personally think he should not choose the art department. If he chooses finance..."

  Next, the boys analyzed Shu Cheng from various academic data. Although Yu Jie did not understand at all, he could still draw a conclusion: Shu Cheng was a ghost.