The Ninth Secret Bureau

v4 Chapter 29: Bladder

The man who walked out of the back room was about two meters or three meters tall, and his thin body like a dead branch gave people an inexplicable weird feeling. His hands were hanging down near his knees, as if he would often appear in concerts. The eccentric pianist, every exposed finger looks extraordinarily long, and the slender knuckles seem to be bloodless.

His skin was as pale as death, and he was dressed in an exquisite and decent black suit. His tie was a blood-red color, which formed a sharp and artistic contrast with the extremely white lining.

No matter how you look at it, he is a standard human being, at least he has conformed to the appearance that a human should have, but if you look closely, you will find...No matter how you look at it, he is not a human being.

He has no hair, no eyebrows, or even hairs. Every pore on his body is empty. His entire skin is like a pale plastic shell. Standing under the light, there is still a slight reflection of light.

That face similar to humans should be vivid and full of vitality, but at the moment it seems that his face is a dull-faced mask. In his sunken eye sockets, only the black and white eyes reveal a little breath of life. , But this life breath was not enough to offset the unknown smell from his body.

He is very quiet.

It was disturbingly quiet.

"Have you put on the skin?" Chen Xian looked at this man who made him feel a little weird. He couldn't help but straighten up on the chair, staring at him intently. "

Hearing this, the man slowly turned his head, staring at Chen Xian silently, and then suddenly he revealed a dull but brilliant smile.

"I thought you couldn't recognize me!"

"Oh fuck! Master Ge can do this craft!" Lu Yisheng couldn't help but ran to Mr. Skull, looked at him up and down, and then carefully touched the skin on the back of his hand. It's exactly the same as real leather! Don't you guys come and try it!"

Seeing Lu Yisheng's frenzied look, everyone shook their heads and said that they don't need it, just try to be happy!

"What the **** is this made...it shouldn't be human skin...but the touch is obviously very similar to human skin...even the size of the pores is almost the same... .." Lu Yisheng looked at the back of Mr. Skull’s hand with excitement, the kind of fanatical energy that made people look indescribably scared, "Is Master Ge’s skin graft surgery so powerful... Plastic surgery...no! More surprising than plastic surgery! This is a **** artwork!"

Just as Lu Yisheng was in awe, the old liar suddenly walked out of the back room. He seemed to be quite tired. He was so tired that he couldn't even speak, so he waved his hand and went to sit aside.

The old liar drank two cups of hot tea that Chen Xian had poured, and he was slightly relieved, but he was still out of breath. It is estimated that the previous skin grafting operation has put a lot of burden on him, and his face has become tired and white!

"I’m exhausting to perform surgery on your dog!" the old liar said cursingly, and then stared at the renewed Mr. Skeleton, "I tell you, if it’s not for Xiaoxian’s face, I’ll have to do half of the operation. kill you!"

"What's the matter?" Chen Xian looked at Mr. Skull in a daze. Seeing his aggrieved face, he was even more puzzled. "Is he annoying you?"

"Angry?" The old liar sneered, seeing Mr. Skull's eyes full of contempt and anger. He gnashes his teeth when he speaks. "This grandson is more afraid of pain than a three-year-old child, so he screams like a pig with a knife. I have to press him from start to finish to perform the operation. If he cooperates, I won't be so tired!"

Mr. Skeleton scratched his big bald head. He didn't seem to be completely used to the skin on his body, so every expression he made seemed a little stiff, like the kind of robot that can perfectly trigger the uncanny valley effect, even if he is smiling. , People seem to feel frustrated.

"It hurts," Mr. Skull muttered, "I won't call if it hurts."

"You **** dare to talk back?!" The old liar stared.

As soon as the voice fell, the old liar began to push others, waving his hands tiredly.

"You are still young, and you are in good spirits at night. I can't stand it at this age..."

"Grandpa Ge, is there anything special about his skin?" Chen Xian asked curiously. He looked up and down a few times, only to think that besides the extremely artificial nature, there seemed to be nothing special about this skin. .

"Don't you know if you let him show his true body?" the old liar said, and then poured another cup of tea.

Mr. Skull remembered the previous appointment with Chen Xian, so at this moment he also subconsciously asked: "Chen Xian, can I show my real body now?"

Chen Xian nodded.

When he got a positive answer, Mr. Skull looked very happy. On the face that was so pale that blood vessels were almost visible, crimson meridians gradually bulged, and his black and white eyeballs were quickly covered with cobweb-like bloodshot eyes. With the sound of ticking water, everyone found that the black suit he was wearing was "melting".

That's right.

It melted slowly and methodically like a lighted candle, gradually turning into a spot of fishy and pungent blood.

At the same time, the skin on his body changed its color silently, turning from white to red, showing a scarlet dazzling hue, and the whole body began to expand continuously, losing at a speed visible to the naked eye. Humanoid...

When the old liar saw that Mr. Skull's head was about to reach the ceiling, he hurriedly called to stop.

"Hurry up and change it back! Don't ruin the ceiling of Lao Tzu!"

"Oh oh......"

Under the dull gaze of everyone, Mr. Skeleton quickly changed from his real form, and the skin that seemed to be dissolved by himself appeared on his body again... as if everything had never happened before.

Chen Xian looked at the suits that could be called "re-grown", then looked at the smug old liar, and couldn't help but give a thumbs up.

"Great."

"I wipe it?!" Lu Yisheng exclaimed with bright eyes, "What is this clothes made of?? It is made in the same factory as the Hulk pants??"

The old liar smiled and lit a cigarette. Seeing that everyone looked like a curious baby, he took the initiative to explain.

"That body skin is actually an evil weapon with parasitic properties, but this thing can only affect living people, and there is no problem with it..." The old liar smacked his lips and said, " As for this dress, it's really not domestically produced. It was given to me by a foreign friend two years ago."

"Foreign friends?" Chen Xian asked curiously, "Why haven't I heard you say?"

"There are so many things you don't know." The old liar smiled, "Although he fell out with him because of some incidents...but on the whole, others are good. This kind of parasitic clothes made by Haitian witchcraft If you want to give it away...I’m not telling you, this clothing is in the market and priceless, maybe it’s higher than the price of the skin!"

Chen Xian suddenly became nervous when he heard this, and ran to Mr. Skull without a word to help him undress. After all, the old liar's words sounded too dangerous, and they clearly wanted the lion to slaughter people!

"Take off your clothes quickly! Go back and I'll buy you some new ones!"

"I like this."

"You are all fate with it, don't like it, wait for the next life!"

The corners of the old liar's mouth twitched constantly. Seeing that Chen Xian was about to take off his clothes, he couldn't help but vomit a few dirty words, but at the same time he felt a little guilty. Seeing that he scared the child, it looked like he was before. His bad style has left him at the root of his disease!

"Don't take it off! There are still girls here!" Xu Yanan hurriedly stretched out two hands to cover Mu He's eyes, then opened his eyes wide and looked at Chen Xian and the others.

"Xiao Lu, are you waiting for the fart?!" Chen Xian slapped Mr. Skull's clothes desperately, and shouted without turning his head. I!"

"I'm coming!"

"Don't come here! Don't take my clothes off!" Mr. Skeleton is like a woman who is being assaulted. She is doing her best to defend her clothes while struggling, "I like this dress! Don't take it off. !"

Seeing the chaotic crowd, the old liar took a few deep breaths, reluctantly resisting the urge to curse.

"I said this was sold to you?"

"Huh?" Chen Xian was taken aback, looking at the old liar strangely and asked, "Isn't it? It's obvious that you are trying to charge a high price to black me out."

"My fucking..." The old liar scolded here and coughed a few more times, gritted his teeth and swallowed the swear words back, "This is a gift! Unconditional gift!"

"No kidding?" Chen Xian asked cautiously.

The old liar nodded and said, no joke.

"Oh, then you wear it." Chen Xian released the right hand that was holding Mr. Skull's collar, then patted him on the shoulder, smiling and giving him a thumbs up, "You look really good in this one." That's good!"

"......"

Everyone looked at Chen Xian silently, only feeling that they had never met someone like this in their entire life. The face change of Sichuan Opera is absolutely damned!

"When did you learn to be shameless?" the old liar couldn't help asking, completely wondering how Chen Xian's innocent and good boy could become like this.

Hearing this question, Chen Xian carefully recalled it.

"Probably around 4:32pm on May 30th, 2015..."

"Remember so clearly?" The old liar was taken aback, and then asked curiously, "What happened at that time?"

"I was here at that time, yes, at this position..."

Chen Xian pointed to a corner of the front hall, his expression seemed to be a little emotional, as if he was telling a story that was both distant and unforgettable.

"You deceived me two thousand yuan and fifty cents with the flawed artifact from the factory, and then you lied to me to spend more than six hundred to buy that artifact for a five-year extended warranty, saying that you gave me special items every month. Maintenance service... As a result, the artifact was abandoned that night."

At this moment, the old liar seemed to be in another parallel space. His strong self-hypnosis ability caused him to completely "cannot hear" what Chen Xian was saying.

"Aren't you going to eat? Why aren't you going?"

Chen Xian habitually ignored the old liar's move to forcibly change the topic, and still spoke the answer that the old liar wanted before.

"So..... I lost my face here, and I have to be shameless with you."

"......"