The Ninth Secret Bureau

v5 Chapter 2: A talking tree

Fatty Huo's endurance is definitely outrageous in the alien world. After all, he is an elite from a special troop in the Secret Bureau. He has many traits brought out of the troop...not only There is the kind of courage that Taishan collapses on his face, and he has an outrageous endurance.

In other words, ordinary things seem to be nothing at all in Huo Fatty's eyes.

But this time he was broken.

In front of that talking tree, he had the urge to burn it countless times. If it weren't for the headquarter, he would blame it. Besides, this tree is Chen Xian's private property...

"Let me say first, you are mentally prepared. I suspect that the tree given to you by the headquarters this time is defective. If you don't like it, you should quickly apply to the headquarters and let them exchange a reward gift."

Standing outside Chen Xian's office, a group of people were listening to Huo Fatty's instructions.

"Look at what you said...Is that tree so terrible?"

"Because this thing is more expensive, people are staring at it 24 hours a day. Just these days...the people staring at it have changed at least 50 batches, and more than 20 of them have suffered mental trauma. "When Fatty Huo said this, his face was pale, with a frightened look, "Although they are not strong, they are all strangers in the establishment. Among them are several fighters from the Armed Forces... .."

Trauma?

Hearing what Fatty Huo said, Chen Xian couldn't help feeling nervous. He said that the tree seemed to be an abnormal life...but it seemed to be harmful to people!

"What kind of trauma?" Lu Yisheng asked impatiently. He was exhausted from the previous taxi ride back to the game. "Is he scared or caused by something?"

Fatty Huo glanced at him and replied, "I'm bored."

After that, Fatty Huo took a deep breath and held the door handle.

At this moment, his expression was extremely solemn, as if behind the door was a dangerous place like Longtan Tiger's Den, and the expression of a threatening enemy made everyone nervous.

Open the door, and there is peace in the office.

As the curtains were wide open, the room was stained fiery red by the sunlight. Looking through the huge French windows, you can still see the setting sun slowly falling...

Right in front of the desk, there is a square jade flowerpot about forty centimeters in diameter. A small tree resembling a lemon tree is planted in the gravel soil. The overall height seems to be less than one meter.

"Just it?" Chen Xian looked surprised.

"Just it." Fatty Huo nodded, his face full of vigilance.

As everyone slowly walked into the office, the tree trembled automatically without wind, and there was a rushing noise in the gap between the leaves.

Fatty Huo closed the office door, then walked to a corner of the room, keeping as far away from the tree as possible.

"Go over and take a look, I don't want to talk to it."

When Fatty Huo said this, Chen Xian and the others hadn't reacted yet, but the tree suddenly opened its mouth.

The voice was a bit sharp, like the voice of a boy under ten years old.

"Fatty Huo, Uncle Fatty, you are here! Did you miss me?! Where did we talk last time!?"

"Oh, yes, it seems to be the heavy rain I met fifty years ago! Don't you know! That rain was heavy when it started! If someone hadn't moved me away in time, maybe I would have drowned! Do you know how scared I am to die??"

"Oh right! You humans seem to be very afraid of death, too?! Fatty, are you afraid of death?! Whether you are afraid or not, I am very afraid anyway. Speaking of fear of death, I have to say the one sixty years ago... .."

From a certain point of view, the voice of this tree is quite nice, like a naive child who is telling you about his story, but...the rhythm of its speech is too peculiar Soon! In less than ten seconds, two to three hundred words can be popped out of the "mouth", and the faster and faster they are spoken. Compared with the so-called rap, the so-called rap is completely amazingly slow!

If you let it play rap, no one can match it at this speed!

"Do you know how annoying I am?" Fatty Huo stared at the tree gritted teeth, and its immature murmuring sounded continuously over there. The more I listened, the more I felt that there were thousands of flies hovering in my ears, buzzing. The buzzing sound makes people's brains explode!

At this time, the tree also realized that many strangers had entered the house.

It slowly twisted around in the flowerpot, as if the side facing the window was its "face".

"Who are you?"

This is a rare sentence that it said at a normal rate of speech, and its lovely voice has an innocent tone. Although it is not known how it is observing the outside world, it seems to be very intuitive to see... .Do you have eyes?

Chen Xian is observing it, and it seems to be observing Chen Xian.

"You taste so strange?! Are you human?! It doesn't seem to be oh!!"

The tree murmured, and pulled out the roots of the tree by itself.

That's right, he pulled out the roots of the tree by himself.

Then he landed on the floor.

"Ahhhhhhhhhh, I forget that I will die if I leave the soil!!! You guys will plant me back soon!!!"

"..."

Everyone looked at the small tree "struggling" on the ground silently.

so.

What mentality did you pull out the root of the tree by yourself?

Since the end of the road is not as cruel as you!

"Don't make a noise, I will plant you back."

Chen Xian stepped forward and slowly lifted the small tree from the ground. After all, this was a commendation gift given to him by the headquarters. At the critical moment, he had to do it himself...

"Thank you, great guy! What is your name? I am a talking tree!"

"My name is......"

"Why is the aura on you so strange, good man?! It seems to be different from these humans!! Are you an alien?!"

"......"

"Why don't you speak?! Is there such a cute little tree as me on your planet?! I tell you, oh, I only got the way by inhaling immortality from West Kunlun..."

In an instant, the tree seemed to have opened a chatterbox.

While Chen Xian slowly planted it back, it "written" a 6,000-character composition for everyone on the spot and read it out at the speed of three crosses per second.

without any exaggeration.

Chen Xian wanted to burn it.

Originally, Chen Xian's temperament tends to be quiet. He personally likes the quiet atmosphere and hates noise.

But now... he began to doubt.

Does the headquarters feel that their personality is not good...that's why they sent such a stubborn tree to speak with them?

Are they not afraid of my psychological trauma?

"Xiao Chen...you know our pain..." Fatty Huo said with a look of despair, "We are almost annoying these days...more than half When there is no one to speak with it, it will commit suicide...We let it shut up and it will also commit suicide...Tie it up and throw it into the warehouse, and then it will begin to fall in less than ten minutes... .. This is a **** ancestor!"

"How can you say that to me, Uncle Huo! I don't like you anymore! I'm going to scold you! I have learned a lot of curses from you humans over the years! You listen to me! You... ."

"Shut up."

After Chen Xian returned the last handful of soil cover, he directly pinched the trunk with his hands, and said calmly.

"They dare not touch you because you are my thing, but I am different. If you say another word, I will burn you as firewood. I don't need you as a tree. From now on, I won't be allowed to speak... .Understand?"

The little tree said nothing.

"Understand?" Chen Xian asked patiently.

"Aren't you letting me talk?" Xiaoshu asked cautiously.

Chen Xian took a deep breath, and then showed an extremely kind smile, which made people feel like a spring breeze at first glance.

"Xiao Lu, lend you a lighter to use it."

"I was wrong. I was wrong. I won't speak anymore! Don't burn me! Oh, I'm so pitiful, I was dug out from the mountain and burned by you! No sense!!"

Hearing the headache of crying, Chen Xian couldn't help frowning.

"Shut up."

"Oh oh good..."

The little tree was quiet for a minute.

The little tree was quiet for two minutes.

The little tree was subdued.

"It's done." Chen Xian stood up, as if patted his subordinates on the shoulder, and patted its canopy lightly.

"Understood!" Xiaoshu replied loudly.

At this moment, Fatty Huo could see it clearly, and he could see it better than Xiaoshu.

This is really a grandson who knows the truth.

Don't look at its immature voice, as if innocent and innocent, this grandson has too many eyes... the previous few days it was because no one dared to touch it.

Chen Xian carefully observed this weird tree with some curiosity in his eyes.

"Do you have any advantages besides being able to talk and commit suicide... If there are really no advantages, I will send you back. There are many talkative people around me, and I can't stand the one more you." ."

"I will bear fruit!"

Hearing that, Chen Xian became interested.

"Fruit? What fruit?"

"It's my child, my fruit... Don't burn me! I have all kinds of fruit! Some fruit can live or die if you eat it. Flesh and bones! Some fruit can be eaten. Become a fairy!"

Chen Xian's hand holding the lighter trembled. Although the tree spoke in a weird tone, as if it was deliberately concealing something from himself, what it said... was really amazing!

Can one fruit be eaten to become an immortal?

At this moment, Huo Fatty took out an unopened envelope from his pocket, walked to Chen Xian and handed it to him.

"Xiao Chen, this is a letter from the Permanent Minister of the Scientific Research Department. There seems to be something about this tree on it. You can read it for yourself."