The Ninth Secret Bureau

v6 Chapter 264: Aunt Canteen

Today, Lu Yisheng finally understands what it means to survive a catastrophe and what it means to escape from the dead...If Chen Xian didn’t let his anger down in time, I guess he would really explain it here today, and not only was he dead. It's simple, and even after death, people have to be dubbed the resounding name of "the stupid fork that eats fungus poisoning".

"Boss, you almost didn't send me away..." Lu Yisheng lay on the sofa panting, his voice still trembling, "I thought you were really going to strangle me... ...."

"I was a little out of control just now, I apologize to you." Chen Xian is a very reasonable person, so after calming down, he apologized to Lu Yisheng directly, but after thinking about it... This **** should have been beaten to add fuel to the fire, I just let him temporarily hypoxia for tens of seconds, compared to the original beaten him, this is a fart!

At this moment, Lu Yisheng seemed to be irritated, and sat up directly from the sofa like a corpse of a dead man, looking at Chen Xian angrily and angrily.

"Apologize to me?!"

"Yes...yes...I apologized to you..." Chen Xian was a little guilty when he was stared at him, and at the same time he was muttering in his heart, could it be because Did I start too hard before? Broke the feelings between brothers?

"You are my boss! Do you need an apology for the boss beating the younger brother!" Lu Yisheng stared at Chen Xian angrily. Seeing that his boss didn't understand what he meant, he thought about it and wanted to give an example. Did you apologize to him when I bullied my sixth child!"

"..."

When Chen Xian didn't know what to say to respond to him, Li Daosheng couldn't listen anymore and kicked Lu Yisheng's thigh directly.

"Dog things don't take me when you talk! How often have you never been beaten by me without apologizing!"

"Oh, let's not talk about it! The main thing is attitude! Do you understand the attitude problem? Apologize to me? The relationship between brothers is still weak!"

"..."

When Lu Yisheng pinched Li Daosheng's neck to cry, Xu Yanan couldn't help but opened his mouth with curiosity.

She secretly tugged the corner of Chen Xian's clothes, motioned for him to get closer to herself, and then leaned into his ear and asked in a low voice, "You don't like men, do you?"

Hearing this question, Chen Xian was silent for two seconds, and tentatively asked a question.

"Do you want me to take you away?"

"Oh, don't joke with me. Seriously, I don't discriminate against this..."

Although Xu Yanan had the answer in her mind, she still asked this question that made Chen Xian a headache.

"Why do you think I like men?" Chen Xian looked at her very suspiciously.

"Because I didn't find that you like women..." Xu Yanan whispered, turning his head cautiously, and peeking at him again, "Have you liked women?"

Chen Xian recalled carefully for a while, shook his head and said no.

"Then why do you suspect that you like men?" Xu Yanan asked calmly.

"Your question is flawed..." Chen Xian said helplessly, "According to you, if I never liked women, it means I like men? Your analysis method is worse than Schrodinger's sexual orientation. Reliable..."

At this time, the dispute between Li Daosheng and Lu Yisheng has become fierce. One side said that the brother’s feelings are not as good as before, and the other said that you fart...The two people pinched each other's necks and kept moving towards the edge of the sofa. , Quietly distanced himself from Chen Xian and the others.

"Then how can you prove that you like women?" Xu Yanan asked with a smile.

If this question is not used to ask Chen Xian, but to Lu Yisheng, then he will be able to answer it almost instantly, because he doesn’t need to think at all...Lu Yisheng’s computer hard drive is iron proof. The treasures in there are proof that he likes women, and he can directly take out the computer to teach everyone what is iron proof.

But what about Chen Xian?

He doesn't have the hobbies of Lu Yisheng, nor has he pursued or even liked others, so he asked him to show evidence to prove his orientation...This is indeed a bit embarrassing! It is as difficult as being locked up in a mental hospital to prove to the doctor that he is a normal person!

"Then how do you want me to prove it?" Chen Xian pushed the question back, feeling a little headache looking at Xu Yanan, who had already begun to think seriously.

"You don't have anyone you like?" Xu Yanan asked with the last glimmer of anticipation.

"If you say the kind of love between men and women..."

Chen Xian frowned and thought about it seriously. After all, he had hardly thought about this question, so he couldn't give an answer for a while... After thinking about it for almost two minutes, Chen Xian shook his head.

"That's not true."

"cut."

Xu Yanan glanced at Chen Xian, but before she waited for her to say anything, Mu He, who had been quiet for a long time, suddenly spoke and asked Chen Xian abruptly.

"Then do you have that kind of... just the kind that has a little bit of affection... is there?"

"Favorite? I can't tell this."

Chen Xian frowned in distress, because he didn't know much about emotions at first, and...maybe by nature, his concept of emotions is very vague, like ordinary people often say He may have felt these feelings or something, but he can't distinguish them and don't remember them.

"Can't tell the difference..." Mu He sighed disappointedly.

"If you talk to him complicatedly, he won't understand him. He is a piece of wood..." Xu Yanan said helplessly, and then gave Chen Xian an example, "Simply put it simply, which of the opposite **** is you? Does it look more pleasing to the eye?"

"Didn't I understand if I said that a long time ago!" Chen Xian looked at her dubiously, "I think you are all pleasing to the eye."

"..."

"There is also his sixth sister, Xiao Liu from the Logistics Department, and Xiao Li who often helps me copy documents. By the way, the aunt of the cafeteria in the branch is also pleasing to my eyes. That old aunt looks very kind and calls me every time. Very many dishes!"

"..."

At this moment, Xu Yanan and Mu He both started to take a deep breath, because they were trying their best to restrain their urge to hack Chen Xian to death.

"It turns out that we and the aunt canteen are of the same grade..." Xu Yanan sneered.

"I still can't compare to Xiao Li, who often copies information to you..." Mu He sneered.

"Is this even better?" Chen Xian was stunned, and suddenly felt that his brain circuit could not keep up with these two women, so he had to look back at Lu Yisheng and the others, hoping that these two good brothers could help him. Relief.

But facts have proved that at some special moments, these two so-called brothers are not reliable except for losing the chain. They are just killing their relatives and selling teammates. They just found out that Chen Xian looked over to him, and they both used urine to escape without saying a word. The private room was withdrawn.

"Boss, I'm urinating. Urgent, I'm going to the toilet."

"I am going too!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Li Daosheng glanced at the onlookers sitting next to him.

"Brother Bones, Xiaoyu, Xiaoxiao, and the light bulb tree, you can go to the toilet with us."

"good!"

Yu Sheng is not accustomed to rejecting others, so even if he has no desire to go to the toilet now, he is willing to accompany Li Daosheng and the others on a trip, and Mr. Skull and others are even more indifferent. Anyway, sitting here and listening to Xu Yanan and the others who don’t understand. It was quite boring, so I went to the toilet with Li Daosheng and the others.

After the door was closed, there was a subtle atmosphere in the private room.

very quiet.

Chen Xian was overwhelmed by the silence.

As we all know, Chen Xian is a person who likes to be quiet. A little noisy place will make him instinctively disgusted, but now... he feels that this quiet atmosphere is a little weird, and it makes him feel a little bit disgusted. got used to.

"Why don't you speak anymore?"

Chen Xian asked in a low voice. Although he didn't know why the atmosphere had become so strange now, he still had an inexplicable tension in his heart, and his tone of speech couldn't help becoming cautious.

Xu Yanan didn't answer Chen Xian's words, as if he hadn't heard his voice, and watched the live game live on the screen with his chin in his hand. There was a thoughtful look in his eyes, as if he was thinking about something... .. The same was true for Mu He on the side, holding an open bag of potato chips in his arms but did not eat a bite, quietly looking at the big screen in a daze.

After a while, Xu Yanan suddenly spoke.

"Are we different from the canteen aunt?"

"Different?" Chen Xian was startled.

"It's just that your affection for them is the same as your affection for us...is it the same?" Xu Yanan asked.

Chen Xian thought about it for a while, then whispered.

"It seems different."

Hearing this, Xu Yanan and Mu He came back to their senses, and their eyes gradually became bright.

"Where is it different?" Xu Yanan asked hurriedly.

"Are we special, right?" Mu He also seemed excited.

Chen Xian laughed helplessly, only thinking that the two girls' brains were not very good, and the development trend of IQ was not optimistic.

"How can you be like them? You are..."

Just when Chen Xian was about to give them an answer, the phone he placed on the coffee table rang twice.

Chen Xian picked up the phone and looked at it. It was a text message sent by the organizer.

"Who?" Xu Yanan asked curiously.

"At this juncture, who else but the organizer..." Chen Xian smiled helplessly and said, "I'll call Lao Lu and the others, it will be our turn to play immediately, then Bian has already started urging us to get identity verification."