If Lu Yisheng is not his brother.

If Lu Yisheng's relationship with him is not so good.

If Lu Yisheng...

Damn, let him die.

"Boss, touch it!! My hemorrhoids are really gone!!" Lu Yisheng jumped three feet high excitedly, clutching his swollen butt, and grabbed Chen Xian's hand. "I still worry about it. Don't go to the hospital and have it cut...Boss, I thank you!"

"No thanks...you let go first..." Chen Xian said palely, and after struggling hard for a few times, he couldn't get rid of Lu Yisheng's hand.

"Oh, don't be polite to me!" Lu Yisheng looked at Chen Xian eagerly, and patted his own fart. "I had hemorrhoids two days ago and it hurts, if it wasn't for the boss..."

"When did you have hemorrhoids?" Li Daosheng suddenly asked, with a very confused expression, "Why don't I know?"

"I have hemorrhoids and have to take the initiative to tell you?" Lu Yisheng gave Li Daosheng a white look.

Li Daosheng looked at Lu Yisheng incomprehensibly, with doubts written between his eyebrows, as if he couldn't figure it out.

"The time we lived together is not short... Why didn't I find that you have hemorrhoids..."

"What am I..."

Lu Yisheng opened his mouth and just wanted to scold him, but at this moment, he suddenly felt that some of his eyes were becoming weird.

"You... are you so close?" Chen Xian asked cautiously, for fear of accidentally poking the glass hearts of the two of them. "You can even hemorrhoids..."

"??" Li Daosheng had a question mark, after all, he was still young and didn't understand too much.

"..." Lu Yisheng wanted to commit suicide on the spot, because he, an old oil child, had already heard Chen Xian's overtones.

Just when Lu Yisheng wanted to explain a few words, he only heard Xu Yanan's "tsk tusk" voice, and even the tone of his speech became weird, and the tone was even more ambiguous.

"Which one of you goes on and off?" Xu Yanan drove the car quietly, with excitement and curiosity on his face, "Or do you change shifts? You can go up and down?"

"What am I..." Lu Yi flushed with anger.

"Oh, I'm still shy!" Xu Yanan became even more excited, with big dazzling stars in both eyes, "Quickly tell my sister, we are all our own, don't be embarrassed!"

Lu Yisheng took a deep breath, looked back at Chen Xian, and then pointed to the metal tentacle that tied his right leg.

"Boss, let go first."

"Oh oh good!"

Seeing that the tentacles had left his legs, Lu Yisheng turned his head away and hooked his fingers at Li Daosheng on the side.

"Come on, come here, Xiao Liuzi."

"I'm tied up!"

This time, before Lu Yisheng could speak, Chen Xian took the initiative to help Li Daosheng untied, and then looked at them both with great interest, the expressions on his faces were extremely subtle.

After being unbound, Li Daosheng first thanked Chen Xian, and then stood up and moved some numb limbs, and then slowly walked towards Lu Yisheng.

Lu Yisheng couldn't wait any longer, and he dashed forward violently. Before Li Daosheng had time to react, he jumped up with a flying kick. Without a word, Li Daosheng kicked the ground into a gourd...

"Fuck you hitting me?! Why are you hitting me?!"

"Lao Tzu's fame has been ruined by you! I have to fight with you today!"

"Don't mess around! Don't be too serious with me, be careful that I strike you with a rust sword!"

"You try it! Don't you! Come and help me beat him!"

At this moment, the yellow turban warrior had returned to his original form, and turned back to the cute being too young. He heard Lu Yisheng's words and he didn't move. It seemed that he was too lazy to take care of the trash master, and walked over to Chen Xian and the others in silence.

At the same time, Mr. Skull and Xu Yanan, who were untied, surrounded Chen Xian one after another, looking at the two brothers Lu Yisheng who were about to become a litter like a theater.

"I said, be careful, you girl is really..." Xu Yanan greeted Mu He as soon as he walked over, pinching Mu He's cheek and pulling it lightly, as if he hadn't failed before. Came out, "You are going to make me mad!"

"I'm sorry... I won't do it next time!" Mu He was stunned and couldn't speak clearly. He looked at Xu Yanan pitifully to defend himself, "Besides, I didn't mean it... Who knows Chen Xian? The reaction is so fast... and he doesn't keep his hands..."

Having said this, Mu He glared at Chen Xian again angrily.

"That's right! Blame you! Why don't you give me water!"

"..."

Only women and villains are difficult to raise.

Chen Xian finally realized this truth.

"Yeah, Chen Xian, you didn't say to start with a little bit, you are about to turn Xiao Muhe into a big windmill..."

"Hmm! Yes! It turned me dizzy!"

"This is a simulated battle... How could I release water for you... Besides, I have enough water..." Chen Xian grievedly defended. Under the eyes of the two women, he couldn't help but relax his voice. A lot, for fear of speaking loudly and leaving them with words that can be used to criticize themselves, "If I use a knife, you won't be able to hold it for a round..."

What Chen Xian said was true.

From the beginning of the first simulation battle until now, he has never moved the sawing knife in front of other people, because he knows that once the knife is swung, it is difficult to control...If you accidentally hurt your own person, It's not worth the calculation, so in these dozens of simulation battles, Chen Xian's fighting method has always been bare-handed fighting or using parasites to fight.

From this perspective, Chen Xian has indeed released the water.

"Hmph! I don't care! Anyway, I'll blame you!" Mu He took full advantage of the skill of dumping the pot, regardless of Chen Xian's excuses. Anyway, he made it clear that Chen Xian should be on top of this **** pot, "You put the water in. If we do, we won just now!"

"Then why don't you say that I gave up and you won at the beginning?" Chen Xian said helplessly.

"I gave up at the beginning..." Mu He gave Xu Yanan a thoughtful look, and wanted this big sister to analyze it for herself, "Is this a bit inappropriate?"

"What do you mean?" Xu Yanan asked, dumbfounded.

In order to prevent Mu He from continuing to entangle on this topic, Chen Xian glanced back and saw that Lu Yisheng and Li Daosheng were still playing close combat, he shouted directly.

"Don't fight! Come here!"

At this moment, Lu Yisheng and Li Daosheng both had red eyes. They were totally unconvinced. You kicked me and I slapped you back. They were so happy that they didn't hear Chen Xian's words at all.

Lu Yisheng felt that Li Daosheng couldn’t speak and his fame was lost for a while, but Li Daosheng didn’t know it. So he completely felt that Lu Yisheng had a bad temper, so the two of them couldn’t get along with each other. He didn't mean to stop, and in the end Chen Xian rushed up and gave him a kick. Only then did they calm down.

"Go back to Lao Tzu to clean up you!"

"Look at who picks up who! Lao Tzu's Rust Sword is not a vegetarian!"

"You shit! I still have the first Yellow Turban Lux machine! Then you see who it is..."

In the central area of ​​the underground plaza, the crowd sat in a circle after the simulation battle as before, preparing for a post-war summary.

"You performed very well this time, especially you." Chen Xian put his chin on his hand, and gave Lu Yisheng a helpless look. "I almost got you shameless!"

"Hehe..." Lu Yisheng scratched his head and laughed, looking quite proud.

"The sixth and Yanan have also made progress, as well as the bones and the small ones. You have better control of your abilities than before." Chen Xian said unhurriedly.

"Me and me!" Mu He raised his hand.

"you……"

Chen Xian wanted to say something but stopped, thinking about how to give her a tactful and objective evaluation, but the phone rang suddenly.

He picked it up and saw that it was the call from Fatty Huo.

"Hello? Uncle Huo?"

When answering the phone, Chen Xian was still wondering if there was another case in Ning Chuan? If it wasn't for the case, how could Fatty Huo suddenly call himself?

"Xiao Chen? Are you finished?" Huo Fatty said on the phone, and from time to time he could hear the sound of typing on the computer keyboard, "Isn't it affecting you when I call?"

"It didn't affect us." Chen Xian replied, and then asked, "Is there something urgent to call me suddenly?"

"The urgent matter...isn't it urgent...just received a news..."

When Fatty Huo said this, the sound of typing on the keyboard on the other side of the phone stopped.

"The Ningchuan branch of the Kunlun Club has almost been prepared, and the time for on-site verification of identity has also been determined. It was at six o'clock in the morning the day after tomorrow. This news has just been transmitted from our internal sources and has not been announced to the outside world..."

As soon as the voice fell, Huo Fatty laughed twice.

"You guys are going to prepare in the next few days, and show your face the day after tomorrow. It is estimated that the trials will begin in a few days."

"So fast? Isn't it half a month away?" Chen Xian asked confusedly.

Hearing that, Huo Fatty also appeared very puzzled, muttering in his mouth.

"I don't know... It seems that the time has been changing... Maybe the organizer has any scruples..."