The Ninth Secret Bureau

v6 Chapter 6: Tangled team name

Chen Xian actually knows very well that none of the domestic teams that have signed up for the competition do not want to win the championship. After all, they are all strangers or abnormal lives. It is absolutely impossible if there is no sorrow, but... for the sake of good luck. , All squeezed to register online in one day, are you afraid of squeezing the server?

Besides, is it so auspicious to sign up on the first day? As long as you sign up today, you can be sure to win the championship? Did you ask me?

"I didn't see it...you believe these things..." Chen Xian looked at the old liar sadly, and couldn't help but complain, "You still despised them with me just now! Now I despise you!"

"Oh, you don't understand, this thing... sincere is sincere." The old liar clasped his hands together, as if he was blessed to the soul in an instant, and his face was not red and heartbeat. of."

After all, the old liar turned around, as if he didn't want Chen Xian to continue to complain about himself, so he turned the topic off.

"Oh, yes, if you want to sign up, it seems that you have to take photos with your ID documents, and you have to go to the forum to download their mobile phone software and sign any electronic certificates..."

"I know I know!"

Lu Yisheng hurriedly answered, and when the topic came to the topic, he showed a hundred thousand points of enthusiasm, and his eyes began to shine with excitement.

"I've studied the software on my mobile phone. It's easy to make. I'll help you make it later!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Lu Yisheng looked around at the other teammates.

"Have you all brought your ID documents?"

Hearing Lu Yisheng’s questioning, everyone nodded and said that they have always carried their ID cards. After all, in a harmonious society, ID cards are also a guarantee. Everyone has developed this habit for eight lifetimes.

"Which one of you has better camera skills?" Lu Yisheng took out his mobile phone from his pocket and opened the software called "Kunlun Conference Temporary Application 1.0", while studying the precautions for registration, he said without looking up, "I The photographing technology is very poor, and it’s uglier than the old lady who took ID photos in our department."

"Let me do it."

Xu Yanan reluctantly replied, after all, compared with boys, girls are still very talented in taking pictures, especially Xu Yanan, an old senior who is often experienced in selfies, can give you a picture of 8 with 4 points. The effect of points.

"If you take the picture, you can take it, but Meitu is not allowed. It said that it is not allowed to use beautification software to modify the picture..."

"I need a beautiful picture for my looks?" Xu Yanan asked in an angry rhetoric.

"I need a beautiful picture for my face?" Mu He stared at Lu Yisheng unhappy.

"I need a beautiful picture for my face?" Li Daosheng snorted.

Chen Xian looked at everyone, and rarely helped Lu Yisheng explain it.

"Don't talk about it, everyone, let's ban dolls here."

At this moment, Lu Yisheng felt that he couldn't live anymore. Although his appearance was not low in the circle of foreigners, he could even be considered a middle-upper, but compared to the teammates present...he could only be in Mr. Skull. I'm looking for confidence in me.

"Let's submit the application first, and then take a picture and upload it later..."

Lu Yisheng said without raising his head, daring not to play the accent of these people anymore, muttering in his mouth while working through the application form.

"The place where the team competes... Ningchuan... The total number of the team... Six people... Team name... Hey, what is the name of our team?"

Hearing this very constructive question, everyone fell silent, looked at each other, looked at each other for a long time, and finally no one said anything.

"Huh? Why don't you talk?"

Lu Yisheng didn't seem to notice the subtle change in the atmosphere. He raised his head and looked at everyone present, the expression on his face gradually changed from doubt to doubt.

"Don't tell me you haven't thought about the name of the team..."

Upon hearing this, everyone couldn't help showing a trace of embarrassment.

"We don't know that the registration will be so early, so we haven't had time to think about the name..."

"Yes, yeah, naming is not my strong point, Chen Xian, you can choose one!"

"Yes, Chen Xian is the captain, so he should get it!"

Chen Xian was silent.

Chen Xian chose to ignore the eager and anticipated eyes of everyone.

Chen Xian took a deep breath and decided to disappoint everyone's trust.

Then, he turned his gaze to Lu Yisheng, the smile on his face was brighter than that of Chrysanthemum.

"Xiao Lu, what do you think our team is better called?"

to be honest.

Lu Yisheng had never wanted to swear so much.

But at the same time, he also realized how Chen Xian had been both father and mother for a long time.

Taking care of so many "children" is really a pain for him!

"I didn't think about it, I thought you thought about it a long time ago..." Lu Yisheng couldn't help muttering, swiping the screen with his finger, and jumping to another event page that was constantly refreshed, "We Look at the names of other people's teams and refer to them."

Lu Yisheng read it to everyone as he watched it.

"Kinto Rokuro."

"What kind of **** name..." Li Daosheng vomited.

Lu Yisheng frowned and read another.

"Six Ghosts of Dongshan."

"No idea." Xu Yanan followed to complain.

Lu Yisheng took a deep breath, controlling his emotions as much as possible to keep himself from cursing.

"Six members of the county team."

"This name is too dirty." The old liar couldn't help but opened his mouth.

Lu Yisheng was going crazy, almost looking at Chen Xian with a look for help, but he never thought that Chen Xian could be so unfeeling, so he just turned away and pretended not to see it.

This grandson!

"Did you scold me in your heart just now?" Chen Xian turned around without warning, staring at Lu Yisheng suspiciously.

"I'm fine to scold you for..." Lu Yisheng's defense sounded a little emboldened, and at the same time he was muttering in his heart. Is it possible that the boss has trained his mind in the Buddhist magical powers? Can he hear you scolding in your heart? This also makes people not live!

At this moment, Lu Yisheng's inspiration flashed, and he suddenly looked at the old liar sitting aside watching the excitement and eating melon seeds.

"Master Ge, how many official teams do you have in Yin City?"

"On a."

"What is your team's name? Tell us about it! Let's learn from it!"

Hearing this, the old liar couldn't help but smiled triumphantly.

"Look, I still have to let Grandpa help you in the end! My off-site assistance is reliable, right?" The old liar stroked his beard. I took it, and no one in the whole Yin City disliked it, especially those who are permanently stationed in Yin City, they almost like it to death!"

"What's your name?" Lu Yisheng asked eagerly.

"Really want to know?" The old liar smiled unpredictably.

"Crap...Of course I missed my grandfather!"

Lu Yisheng's swear words almost blurted out, but it was also because of the pro-grandfather at the end of the sentence that he smoothly opened the old liar's mouth.

I saw the old man put away the smile on his face and looked at the people very seriously and solemnly, as if what he was about to say was not a name, but a collection of all the praise words such as noble, gorgeous, elegant and dazzling.

name.

"Our team is called... the Yin City special bargain!"

Everyone was silent.

Deathly silence.

After a full minute, Chen Xian reluctantly spoke with difficulty.

"Master, are you serious?"

"What do I mean to be serious? This is what it is!" The old liar took out his mobile phone, opened the page of the chat software, directly opened the screenshot of the registration application sent by his hand, and then handed it to Chen Xian for him to see. "See it for yourself, you really thought Grandpa I was joking with you? I tell you! The name is to be creative! Keep it concise! And besides being creative, it's best to generate income for yourself!"

Chen Xian glanced, then looked at each other with Lu Yisheng, both of them turned their heads in pain and returned the phone to the old liar.

"Let's think about it ourselves."

"agree."

I have to say that Chen Xian’s mind is relatively fast. Since naming names should be concise, concise and creative, and must have a certain degree of exquisiteness, then the simpler the better, the minimalist name will always leave people behind. Very impressed.......

Thinking of the minimalist name, Chen Xian thought of the two pistols he carried with him as decorations, black and white.

Although they are not very helpful to the current self, but I have to say... from the name alone, the old scholars in the scientific research department are quite discerning, and the ability to choose names can save 10,000 old crooks.

Since no one can think of other suitable team names now, why not try the names of these two guns?

Black light.

The name is too ostentatious, and the meaning is not very good, so it can be ignored for the time being.

"How about daytime?"

Chen Xian suddenly proposed, thought about it, and said again.

"Rising like the moon, and light like day, the meaning is okay..."

"This is great! If everyone can't think of a suitable one, let's try this name! Does any of you have a better suggestion? If not, this is it!"

Everyone shook their heads and their attitudes were surprisingly consistent. After all, under the name of the ridiculous team of the old liar, the name Bai Zhou is simply too otherworldly and classy!

"Okay, that's it, let me verify the team name first... This team name has been registered, please apply for another team name?! Fuck?! This name has been preempted!!"

"Then black light." Chen Xian said.

"Okay, I'll try..."

After that, Lu Yisheng lowered his head and continued to fiddle with the phone.

Within two seconds, he raised his head again and looked at Chen Xian helplessly.

"This is also cybersquatting..."

"Then the iron fist of socialism!" Chen Xian was a little irritable, and only felt that it was so unsatisfactory to sign up... Could it be that I was guilty of being too old this year? Or does it mean that Mercury is coming back on me?

"The iron fist of socialism is not good either, it has already been squatted!"

"Then the flowers of the motherland!"

"No! It's squatted!"

"Sixty-six smooth!"

"This doesn't work either... or it was squatted..."

Everyone was silent, and no one dared to comment on the names that Chen Xian proposed that gradually deviated from the theme, because they couldn't think of better names...

"Guangzong Yao Group!"

"Squatted..."

"We are talking about teams!"

"This one is gone..."

Seeing that Chen Xian’s thinking was about to dry up, and the whole person’s emotions had reached the critical point of collapse, look at his manic appearance... everyone also hurriedly started brainstorming.

"Ningchuan six-member team!" Xu Yanan was the first to speak, seemingly unaware that he had fallen into the true fragrant clichés.

"Gone……"

"Fuck, there are also squatting? Then take this! Ten yuan to play it!" Li Daosheng said cursingly.

"Gone."

"We are your father!" Li Daosheng became even more angry.

After Li Daosheng gave this suggestion, Lu Yisheng was silent for a long time, playing with his mobile phone without raising his head, and his expression was extremely complicated.

"This... can this name work?" Li Daosheng asked cautiously, feeling a little regretful that he was too impulsive to name such a sassy name.

"Of course not!"

Lu Yisheng cursed, stomping his feet with anger.

"The dog system said that we named us suspected of personal attacks. Now we are forced to enter the manual review process. It warns me that my number will be gone again once again! Fuck!"