The Ninth Secret Bureau

v7 Chapter 13: Three lunatics

Two seemingly ordinary humans.

A computer that seems to be infected with a virus.

This is the 99th floor prison?

"interesting……"

Chen Xian walked to the center of the prison and patted the blasphemous dog lightly, and then its tail returned to the parasite state, turning into a recliner at a speed visible to the naked eye, giving Chen Xian a chance to temporarily A place to rest.

"Come... let me see your profile..." Chen Xian lay on the chair, lazily scanning the nameplate on the cage, "Unit 1... It doesn't look like a name God would give it. Ah...a self-born computer...an incomprehensible life form...a creature far better than intelligent AI...a lunatic computer with delusions..."

After reading this, Chen Xian suddenly laughed and glanced at the desktop computer imprisoned in the cage.

"The person who wrote you a profile certainly doesn't like you."

"Shut up!" The face on the computer screen is still changing, and it seems that you will never find the right one. "I am a god...the **** of the new age...in this age of advanced internet... Any creature should be eliminated...except for me..."

"Information network, a way of transferring energy."

Chen Xian said to himself, suddenly spreading his palms, colorful energy began to converge in his palm, and then constantly changing to form a large net full of holes.

"It's a high-level energy transfer method, but it's still too low-level for me... You don't really think you can become a god, do you?"

"..."

At this moment, the face on the computer screen seemed to squeeze out, staring directly at Chen Xian, who was playing with the energy in his palm.

"I have never seen these energies of yours... Where do they come from? Tell me!"

In Base 32, this anomalous life named "Unit 1" is one of the most dangerous criminals among the many criminals. God knows how the secret guards caught it... this computer just Like the world-destroying intelligent AI in science fiction disaster movies, it not only possesses extraordinary wisdom and knowledge, but also can escape into the Internet, whether it is a computer, a mobile phone or other devices, as long as it can be connected to the Internet, it can Hiding in it, trying to catch it is almost an impossible task.

But the Secret Bureau did it, and not only captured its body, but also moved it to this underground base and imprisoned it for nearly ten years.

"What ability do you have?" Chen Xian asked curiously.

"I can let the phone in your pants explode your eggs, how about this ability?" The face on the computer screen kept changing, and laughed sarcastically, "I can also control the nuclear weapons systems of all countries in the world. , Take turns to blow up your family's ancestral grave to the sky!"

Hearing this, Chen Xian didn't seem to be angry either, the smile on his face was still gentle and loving, as if he didn't take the computer trash talk to his heart...Of course, these are all jokes, and Chen Xian is so careful and hateful. How can one not take it seriously?

Damn this dog computer... I have to unplug it!

"If your abilities are so strong... The Secret Service shouldn't lock you here and be wronged... Wouldn't it be better to cooperate with you?"

"madness."

The talking middle-aged man pushed his glasses and said blankly.

"This lunatic computer will never cooperate with humans. Its idea is to exterminate all living things in this world...Of course, it is as stupid as you, because it can't lie, do you believe it? This **** it The computer can't lie!"

"Who are you?" Chen Xian glanced at him, then raised his head to look at the nameplate, and muttered softly, "Mr. Scalpel...this name is really weird..."

"But it's apt, isn't it?" He shrugged.

"Very delusional to seek the possibility of becoming a **** through human experiments...one of the strongest aliens in the world...scientists who have completely fallen in crazy experiments...the limbs are composed of tens of thousands of human beings...I can understand the previous words. , But what does the last sentence mean?"

Chen Xian looked at him questioningly, looked at him up and down a few times, and didn't think he was special.

"Literally." Mr. Scalpel smiled and spread out his hands. "I just used some special methods to integrate some human corpses into my body. It's a pity... I'm almost reaching the goal, and the Secret Service found me. , Found me when I was about to kill the first person with my own hands, what a **** bad luck!"

"Can you make it clear?" Chen Xian frowned.

"In short, he is a lunatic."

The computer kept in the cage was still dishonest, and suddenly introduced to Chen Xian the "human being" that it didn't like.

"He spent ten years constantly stealing human corpses, and then let those corpses integrate into himself, saying that he wanted to absorb the genetic fragments of those dead corpses... Complete, so he wants to absorb other human gene fragments to make his own genes complete and otherworldly..."

"So you know why I said I was unlucky, right?" Mr. Scalpel looked at Chen Xian innocently, as if he was telling his grievances, "I'm just stealing a corpse! It's just an attempted murder! I have never killed anyone. ! The result? Being locked up by the short-sighted lunatics of the Secret Bureau...Can you let me out?"

"depend on mood."

Chen Xian made a perfunctory sentence, and then shifted his gaze to the last cage.

"Axia...Your name is a bit normal..."

"Oh, I was the one who spoke to you first, so why did you look at me last? Isn't it good for me?"

"From a human aesthetic point of view, you are very good-looking, and there is nothing wrong with being a super first-line star." Chen Xian said truthfully.

At this moment, Mr. Scalpel opened his mouth suddenly, and at the same time he turned his back, as if deliberately avoiding the woman in the cage.

"Little brother, I advise you not to stare at her, although she is indeed a stunner... but her ability will kill you."

"What ability does she have?" Chen Xian asked curiously, "The self-introduction on the nameplate is only the name, nothing else."

"Make contact with her eyes... You will be brainwashed by this crazy woman... You will completely become her plaything... No! It should be a pet!" Mr. Scalpel said as he touched his neck. A stroke was made, "She is the kind of lunatic who dreams of being a queen. After you are controlled by her, you will do what she asks you to do, and if you get too close to her, you will also die..."

"Will die?" Chen Xian was taken aback, "How to die?"

"Although the ancients clouded peony flowers to die and behave like ghosts, but this method of death is definitely not popular and uncomfortable... Maybe she doesn't want to kill you, but her physique is like this, whether it is a human or an abnormal life, Even those ghosts are no exception, as long as they appear within one meter of her, you will dissolve."

Mr. Scalpel seems to be more talkative, and he seems to have a good impression of Chen Xian, and he has more rare words.

"For a living person like you, your internal organs, your bones, your brain...you will start to dissolve from the inside of your body and become a pile of snot-like substances. That kind of death is disgusting to think about, you Say yes?"

"It's really disgusting..." Chen Xian frowned.

"I'm telling you, the green bamboo snake mouth, the wasp's tail is needled, the two are still not poisonous, the most poisonous woman's heart." Mr. Scalpel continued to give Chen Xian a lot of information, completely not giving the name "Axia" The face of the woman who said, "Don't look at this fairy who looks so good, her heart is the darkest among the three of us..."

"I can feel it." Chen Xian agreed.

"On appearance, on temperament, on body...Although I also like her kind of fairy with a little feminine charm, I really dare not look at her. I advise you to look away and watch carefully. Too much to trap yourself!"

"Oh, good." Chen Xian responded obediently.

"How can you say that to me?"

Axia slowly approached Chen Xian, and stopped until she reached the edge of the cage. The hopeful eyes seemed to swallow Chen Xian... She opened her mouth very charmingly. The blood-red tongue gently licked on the "glass", looking at Chen Xian with delicate brows, it seemed that water was coming.

"After being dissolved, I can merge with my sister... Isn't that bad?"

"not good."

Chen Xian said blankly, completely free from her charm, and at the same time raised his finger to point at the "glass" of the cage.

"Also, can you stop licking it, can you be responsible for wiping the glass after licking?"

"..."