There is a disease on the earth called fetishism, which refers to a certain object that has been used by the opposite **** to have a strong sexual interest.

But here, I have to defend myself: I am so fetish-free!

Isn’t it because it’s a piece of toilet paper because it looks nervous and sniffs it carefully!

Before getting the exact answer, God knows if this toilet paper has been used!

Also, don't look at me with your perverted eyes, believe it or not, I perverted on the spot to show you!

Continuing to spit and roar in my heart finally relieved my nervous emotions.

After hesitating, I took the toilet paper back into my pocket awkwardly, and I turned and walked into the house.

"Hello!" Princess Analeta stopped me: "Where is your reply?"

"Wait!"

I entered the house, took a pen, and ran into the toilet, writing my thoughts crookedly on it.

I have to say that toilet paper is really a magical thing!

Whether on the earth or on the Hefeng continent, they are the most popular and practical daily necessities.

Plagiarism, post, even if caught on the spot, as long as you blow your nose vigorously, it is best to rub it again, and everything will be fine.

Circling between the nobles and the royal family, if you want to deliver important information, as long as you quietly write the content on the toilet paper, fold it a few times, or still rub it into a ball, you can bring the information generously There is no obstruction.

Even if you are caught, you just have to say that it is used to blow your nose and wipe your buttocks, and most people will never have the courage to open it.

If folding stool is the top ten weapons, then toilet paper is the king of information transmission.

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When she first saw the toilet paper, Princess Analetta's expression was shocked, and her heart collapsed.

She was so soft on the outside and inside by thunder that it took a long time before she said: "What is this?"

"My answer" I said lightly.

The toilet paper swayed in the breeze, like a banner full of small black letters.

"Can't you choose a better piece of paper to write?" Princess Analeta said madly, her mouth has become a trapezoid.

"Isn't it convenient?" I shook the toilet paper again, and I looked disgusted: "This is the most advanced toilet paper, thick and soft, it is not easy to write at all. In order to write down all the ideas, I am useless. It's so exciting."

"Hey? What are you doing with this expression? Do I have to use ordinary toilet paper to write?"

"Can't you stop thinking about toilet paper?" Princess Analetta is going crazy: "Think about paper, ordinary paper, why can't you write on ordinary paper?"

I dig my ears, pick my nose, with a more disgusting expression on my face: "Huh?"

Then, Princess Analeta collapsed completely.

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The toilet paper was eventually taken back by Princess Analetta.

Before leaving, the princess made an unremarkable move. She gave me a bitter bite in front of me, and then left angrily.

After returning home, Princess Analita approached me and asked me: "Is it Analita?"

"Ah, yeah."

"Why did she come to you?" Princess Analita looked suspicious.

"She was attracted by my graceful and unrestrained heroic appearance. She came to have a tryst with me."

"A liar" Princess Analita didn't believe it at all: "My sister won't have a tryst with you, and, have you seen anyone who spit on the ground after the tryst."

"Maybe she belongs to the sacred animal alpaca, spitting when she gets excited."

"Mythical animal alpaca?" Princess Analita looked dumbfounded: "What is that?"

"Leave him alone" Kagali walked over and said, "Xiaoyi will pop up a word or two that no one understands from time to time. Just treat it as if you didn't hear it."

"Oh" Princess Analita nodded seemingly, then turned to me: "Quickly tell me, why on earth is my sister looking for you?"

After sighing, I helplessly said: "The Queen was sent to be the messenger. Now you should be satisfied."

"The messenger?" Princess Analita said to herself: "My sister?"

"Well, didn't I say something rude and ruthless before, your sister asked her to send me a letter."

"Is it a conviction to convict you?" She stared at me, very nervous.

"No" I said: "It's just the exchange of information and opinions, and it has nothing to do with convictions."

With that said, I carefully spread the toilet paper that had been rolled into a ball and spread it on the table top.

After reading the contents on the toilet paper in turn, Phoenix and the others breathed a sigh of relief, and the goblins also eased their expressions. Princess Analita patted her chest and said: "Scare me, I said, my sister is definitely not so unfeeling. people."

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Whether the elf queen is a heartless person is still unclear, but one thing is certain, she is not my enemy at present, but a bit like a suffering ally.

Today’s toilet paper is also like a paperwork for asking for help.

To help the Elf Queen, you must first understand the enemies around the Elf Queen.

The six elders are: Prisla, Sonoda Mai, Sibo Ling, Mela, Lindsay, and an unknown old woman.

The elder Prisla's camp is unknown, but with my current grasp and analysis of her, she is a hypocrite. She usually does not show her expression and can't guess what she is thinking.

Elder Sonoda Mai is a cold old demon, and at the same time the person I don't understand the most so far.

She, who doesn’t look down on me, confronted me more than once in public. I thought she was from Akahavi’s side, but didn’t want to. Just before, she actually showed to Elder Lindsay who tampered with the content of the letter. The unusual anger, which surprised me.

I was wondering, is this a strategy to try to get close to me and win my favor, or is it just her nature?

Before there is a definite basis, no matter which team she belongs to, it is too early.

Elder Lindsay is very interesting. She watched to obey the words of the elder Sonoda, but from time to time, she would break away from the reins and do her own way.

Take the previous tampering with the content of the letter as an example, her behavior seems to far exceed the expectations of the elder Mai Sonoda, otherwise, the elder Mai Sonoda would not show such an angry expression.

But as said before, it is too early to draw conclusions about her positioning.

I don't know whether the tampering with the letter was a temporary truth or a conspiracy that had already been planned.

Elder Mela needn't say much, it must be from Akahavi's side.

Although she doesn't know where Elder Sibo Ling is in the team, she is definitely not my friend since she ignored Barbara and directly ordered the goblins to assist the team.

As for the elder whose surname is still unknown, no matter what thoughts and feelings the people around show, she has always lowered her head, as if thinking or dozing off.

But I have a faint illusion-this person may be deeper than Elder Prisla's city.

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