Friend 1: [My good friend has been in love with the goddess for two and a half years behind my back, how can I beat her to death? Urgent, wait online! 】

Friends two: [Go to the knife and go to the pan. 】

Friends three: [Fried, steamed, fried, boiled and stewed. 】

Friend Four: [Top Ten Tortures in Manchu Qing Dynasty. 】

Friend 1: [Fuck XX did not destroy the formation today? Suddenly I felt that it was not a big deal for Tongzi to expose his love affair. 】

Friends two: [Fuck XX did not destroy the formation today? Suddenly I felt that it was not a big deal for Tongzi to expose his love affair. 】

Friends three: [Fuck hahahahahahahahaha today I will destroy the formation. 】

Friends four: [...]

Xia Yitong: [It's better not to kill, she is also a last resort. 】

Friend 1: [Don't think that you can pretend to be her and escaped by pretending to be the same as XX, tell you, there is no way! 】

Friends four: [I want to change my profile picture for what hatred or grievance, do you think I was bullied enough by them? I asked to dream to write a tragic word on your face tonight, Tongzi. 】

Xia Yitong: [I changed it back, I was scared. 】

…

She was so happy with a flower, Lu Yinbing asked, "What are you talking about with them?"

"They said that I was not kind to conceal the relationship, and they were discussing **** me." Xia Yitong said.

"Shall I tell them?" Lu Yinbing stretched out his hand towards her.

Xia Yitong saw that she was going to use her mobile phone to explain in person, and hurriedly said: "No, no, no, they just like to booze and frame the rice seedlings, and they didn't plan to do anything to me."

Just kidding, if Lu Yinbing explained that he must be saying something particularly petting and domineering Su, she would be uncomfortable thinking that those words would be heard by her friends, and Lu Yinbing hadn't told her alone.

And once the group is finished speaking, there must be another round of bombing, it is better to let them digest until now, at least the topic still stays on her. I didn't know if it was out of awe of Lu Yinbing or something. After chatting for half an hour, no one asked about Lu Yinbing.

My friend was shocked in all fours: [Ah]

Friends one, two, three: [What's wrong? 】

Friend Four: [I just remembered that Lu Shen was talking about his fiancee, have you two progressed to that kind of evil? 】

Friend 1: [How evil is it? It's so evil. 】

Friends two: [How evil is it? It's so evil. 】

Friends three: [How evil is it? It's so evil. 】

Xia Yitong: [...XX, you should really study Chinese. Is engagement described as evil? 】

Friends four: [engaged [shocked]]

Xia Yitong: [Parents have seen it all. I spent my new year in Lu's family. 】

Friends four: [Have you nailed it? 】

Xia Yitong: [[Picture][Picture][Picture]]

Friends one: [Fuck? 】

Friend Two: [My 屮? 】

Friends three: [Fuck me? 】

Friends four: [This may be the legendary show of affection [bye] Some people are introverted and bored, I used to think it was you, but I didn’t expect it to be Mingxiu [smile]]

Friends Four focused on destroying the formation for ten thousand years.

Lu Yinbing asked, "What did they say?"

Xia Yitong said: "Ask if we are engaged, and then I sent them the pictures of the diamond ring I took before."

Lu Yinbing laughed.

The car hadn't moved for a long time, and Xia Yitong bowed his head and cracked and pressed the keyboard. He didn't notice it. He hadn't shown affection in 26 years, so he came back today. I don't know who said something, Xia Yitong smiled and moved the phone to her lips: "Nonsense..."

Lu Yinbing clutched the buckle of the seat belt, unfastened it gently, and pulled the seat belt away. Suddenly, he attacked Xia Yitong and kissed her lips.

Xia Yitong: "Hmm."

Subconsciously letting go of the buttons, she hurriedly pushed away Lu Yinbing's shoulders and directly pushed her back to her original position and looked at the phone screen.

Lu Yinbing pressed his shoulder.

Friend 1: [Fuck, what did I hear... it wouldn't be what I thought... right...]

Friends two: [Moans? 】

Friends three: [The moan is right, what she is doing while chatting with us, may become the biggest suspense tonight [smile]]

Friend Four: [More like someone who was suddenly kissed while talking [Mention]]

System message: Xia Yitong withdrew a message.

Friend 1: [[Picture]]

Friends Two: [[Picture]]

Friends Three: [[Picture]]

Friends 4: [Hands are slow and I haven’t collected [bye]]

Xia Yitong looked at Lu Yinbing with an aura, and reproached: "I'm talking, you came over and accidentally sent it out. They are all stored, and it's too late to withdraw."

Lu Yinbing frowned and said, "My shoulder hurts."

"Why does my shoulder hurt?" Xia Yitong instantly forgot to ask, and asked nervously.

"When you pushed me, my shoulder hit the steering wheel."

"I'll rub it for you." Xia Yitong asked while rubbing, "Does it still hurt?"

"It doesn't hurt anymore." Lu Yinbing pushed open the door of the cab to the left, "Get out of the car, it's late."

"Arrived?" Xia Yitong got down from the co-pilot and looked up and saw the sky full of stars... No, the sky was gray, shrouded in night, and rubbed into a huge chaos. She and Lu Yinbing walked into the house with their front and back feet. Xia Yitong's excited brain temporarily cooled down, and the drunkenness reappeared. He yawned immediately and tears came out.

"Take a bath first, and then go to bed after the bath." Lu Yinbing grabbed Xia Yitong by the arm before she lay down on the sofa to sleep.

Xia Yitong groaned and stopped in front of the sofa.

Lu Yinbing said: "You go to the bathroom and wait for me, I'll get you clothes."

Xia Yitong raised his foot and walked towards the bathroom. Lu Yinbing saw her enter the bathroom with his own eyes, and then went back to the room to get the clothes in peace. When she came back, there was no one in the bathroom.

Looking around, there was no one under the shower, in the bathtub, nor behind the door. She called Xia Yitong and was planning to go out and look for it. A voice answered in silence, and a leg stretched out from behind the bathtub.

The calf wrapped in black trousers is well-proportioned and straight, and the feet are still bare.

Lu Yinbing walked around and took a look. Xia Yitong tilted his head and fell asleep, still muttering: "Here, here." His bare feet were tilted upwards, responding to Lu Yinbing's call.

Lu Yinbing knelt down and deliberately said in her ear: "Not in the bathroom, did you go to the living room?"

Xia Yitong rolled forward and rolled out from behind the bathtub. He closed his eyes and shouted, "Here, not in the living room."

The speed was so fast that Lu Yinbing didn't even hold it, and he slipped out in the blink of an eye. Lu Yinbing couldn't help but grabbed Xia Yitong up and took her waist to take a shower. She took a second bath afterwards.

The decision tonight was a whim, but she did not regret it. No one does not want to be blessed by relatives and friends. Xia Yitong has no family. Before she became an adult, there was a dean. After she became an adult, her friends accounted for the largest proportion. When Xia Yitong talked to her about coming out, she always downplayed and said it was not important. She believed that she felt so in her heart, but when things happened, she was happier than she thought.

There are family members, lovers, friends, occasionally talking about wine, not afraid of losing words after drinking, chatting happily about the lover at home, and then returning home in the month. This is the normal life she should have.

Xia Yitong has done so much for herself, and Lu Yinbing is willing to do all the things within his power that can make her happy.

"Teacher Lu." Xia Yitong opened his eyes in his sleep and looked at Lu Yinbing sitting on the edge of the bed in a daze, "Why are you still asleep?"

"I drank a lot of coffee before and couldn't sleep." Lu Yinbing fingers her long hair around her ears. "You go to bed first. I'll go to sleep when I get sleepy for a while. I'll be fine tomorrow anyway."

Xia Yitong pulled down her arm, rubbed her cheek, and fell asleep in her arms with a sweet sleep.

Lu Yinbing moved his fingers, and Xia Yitong breathed warmth on her fingers, spraying her soft lips against the back of her hands unconsciously, eyes curved like crescents, like a red panda sleeping sleeping on a sweet bamboo .

Lu Yinbing looked at her for a long time, a slight damp in his eyes.

When the sky was white, Lu Yinbing turned off the lamp and got into the bed. Xia Yitong slept unconsciously. He spontaneously rolled over and put his arm on Lu Yinbing's waist.

Lu Yinbing kissed her forehead and closed his eyes.

Had a bizarre nightmare, dreaming of entering a forest full of glass lenses, every mirror reflected her vigilant face, she was looking for a way out in the lens forest, and her ears were ambushing the sound of guqin, sonorous. With agitation, her footsteps were getting faster and faster, and the 100,000 armies behind her were stubborn and charged with a long spear.

The heart was beating like a drum, the mouthpiece was dry, and there was no way out. Lu Yinbing cruelly smashed through a mirror in front of him, the fragments exploded, splashed all over his body, embedded in the flesh, pain everywhere.

Behind the lens there is a way out, a small road. On both sides of the road are dense black crows, engulfing the day like a strong black night. They have their eyes open, and thousands of eyes have been staring at the stranger who enters here.

Lu Yinbing stepped on, a crow fluttered its wings, and thousands of crows fluttered its wings. The wind caused Lu Yinbing to take a step backwards. The armored soldier behind him picked his spear. There was a pain on the back of Yinbing, and blood came out from a wound more than a foot long. She ignored the aggressive crowd of crows in front, and endured the sting behind her and got in.

The exit of the mirror forest was closed, Lu Yinbing looked up, and the crowd of crows that covered the sky pressed down towards her, opening his mouth with an aura of destruction. Lu Yinbing rushed forward desperately, the crows separated, and a red western pterosaur swooped down, grabbing Lu Yinbing from the ground with his two claws.

Feeling of weightlessness and dizziness surrounded me, almost vomiting. Lu Yinbing saw an invisible carrion dangling in the dragon's mouth while turning around the sky. She screamed in surprise. As the dragon swept across the lake at low altitude, she saw herself in the water.

It was the carrion corpse she saw. It turned out that the dragon's mouth was holding a mirror.

A tear could not help falling on her rotten face.

The author has something to say: "Lu Lisi in Wonderland"

Xia Xiaohua: Yes, I am that dragon.