I, Shen Zhouhang, I am inspired to be a...

Forget it.

I'm not in the mood to shout slogans today.

Shen Zhouhang was standing in front of the public wash basin in the bathroom while applying makeup. Of course, it wasn't that he suddenly had a strange hobby. But I want to make myself look more masculine through makeup that is equivalent to disguise!

For example, drawing a sword eyebrow can be a bit more heroic.

Applying eyeshadow can weaken the immature baby face.

That is, he is a man with a handicapped star, no matter how perfect one-sided painting is, the other side will never be symmetrical! With some nearsightedness, in order to make the two sides align too close, I almost lie on the mirror.

So he didn't notice behind him.

An employee who took advantage of the gap to solve the physiological problem was a little confused when he saw this situation. He went up and jokingly patted Lao Gao's **** who had fallen down and said, "What are you doing, Zhouzhou?"

Snapped!

"Wow!"

Shen Zhouhang responded with great reaction, jumping back and covering his buttocks.

Then he looked at a familiar male employee with a vigilant look. Shen Zhouhang has had an allergic reaction recently since he almost lost his virginity that day. Try to minimize contact with the same sex. If the same **** looks at him more or smiles at him, he can't help but feel suspicious.

and many more.

There were a lot of things that I had overlooked before, and now I suddenly remembered that I felt strange. This kid likes to pat the same-sex **** as a greeting. In the past, he only thought that this kind of behavior was just a different personal hobby, as long as it was not particularly difficult to get along with, it would be good to get used to being friendly with colleagues.

Before, he felt that slapped the **** would not lose a piece of meat, it was nothing.

However, Shen Zhouhang has resisted and panicked the same-sex contact with his **** since he almost hurt. Why do you think he is a big man like to pat a man's ass? For a man, shouldn't it be a girl's **** buttocks that feels better?

Is this kid G...? !

The male employee who slapped his **** and said hello was also shocked by Shen Zhouhang's sudden hairy behavior. He shook his own hand a few times to recall the strength of his hand. There are some doubts in my heart, how much energy is it useless?

But I still apologized: "I hurt you?"

Shen Zhouhang: "!!!"

do! pain!

Why use such ambiguous words, and when he opened and closed his palms a few times just now, is it aftertaste of the hand? !

Humph, he really is gay!

Shen Zhouhang suddenly felt that the chrysanthemum became cold. He stepped back a few steps and slid out against the wall. At the same time, his mouth quickly interrupted the other person's question: "It's very busy in front of you, I'm going back to wash the dishes!"

Male colleague: "..."

This attitude seemed like a scourge.

"No, I just hugged my butt..." Thinking of something, he muttered to himself suddenly: "He is not hiding hemorrhoids in a shy manner?" Or he just patted it slightly, how can he react so much.

"Who has hemorrhoids?"

At this time, another employee came to the toilet and just heard this sentence.

The male employee was a little stunned, and subconsciously replied, "Zhou Zhou."

"Huh? Zhouzhou got hemorrhoids!"

The male employee came back to his senses and rushed into the toilet: "..."

I'm sorry, Zhouzhou.

What I just talked to was the famous gossip mouth among the restaurant employees. As long as she knew anything, all the employees in the entire restaurant would know about it within half an hour, and would add to the vinegar.

After half an hour.

The back kitchen is not too busy. I heard that some of the employees in front are not enough and Shen Zhouhang takes the initiative to help. When passing by, a familiar young lady first glanced at his butt, opened her mouth to say something, and swallowed it back.

Finally he hesitated and said: "I heard that your...was very serious, and my brother used to...well, according to him, the effect of using **** ointment will be better."

Shen Zhouhang: "???"

Shen Zhouhang: "!!!"

No, what do you mean?

What's the matter with your brother?

And ointment...

He hasn't recovered yet. Another employee came over and said with concern: "Zhouzhou, we can be busy, your butt... uh, if it's uncomfortable, let's rest in the back kitchen."

No, you make it clear!

What do you know?

Shen Zhouhang's popularity in the restaurant was quite good, and he ran into other employees within two steps. The young lady first looked at him with sympathetic eyes, and said softly and worriedly: "Does the **** still hurt?"

Shen Zhouhang: "..."

Is the thing that almost hurts revealed?

His **** is okay!

Really!

When he discovered that the homeowner suddenly turned into a wolf that day, although he had put an anesthesia needle on his body because of a panic and misoperation, Gou Dan was keenly aware of something wrong and rushed in to rescue him.

The chastity before and behind him is still there!

What seems to be exposed?

Forget it, this is not important. The important thing is why would anyone know about this? He wouldn't go around talking about this kind of things about how they knew...wait, at noon, the sequelae of the anesthesia needles hadn't disappeared and he was tired, so he took a nap in the lounge. Could it be that at that time, I unconsciously said a dream and was heard?

Shen Zhouhang glanced around.

Suddenly, I felt that the eyes of the people around me were a little weird.

At this moment he heard someone shouting: "Zhouzhou, your sister is looking for you." For the first time, he didn't feel the panic, but he was relieved because he temporarily escaped from their weird sight.

"He is your brother, right?"

"It's so stupid, only if you have suffered a loss can you remember..."

When Shen Zhouhang first came out, he vaguely heard these two sentences.

The right eyelid jumped.

There was a bad premonition in my heart, and now I regret that I don’t know if it’s too late... It’s too late, he was just waiting at the door and was dragged by the impatient Godan to the car parked at the door.

He swallowed and asked, "Where are we going, me?"

Gou Dan, who was sitting next to him, suddenly said with a very deep temperament with a certain artistic conception: "Go to a place." This kind of pretending to be mysterious is the original words of Dao Xi. Two days ago, someone said that he was a qualified senior. Fandi can imitate idols and can't learn other skills of the sword seal, but it is still possible to imitate and say a few words.

Shen Zhouhang was fooled!

If others imitated the sword seal, they might not be able to imitate her taste. But Gou Dan comes with a natural Overlord's aura bonus, which is said to have inexplicable power.

I can't say what I want to ask.

Looking at Gou Dan's strong muscles exposed on his outer arm, Shen Zhouhang silently swallowed the question. Although this is a crazy fan admirer of Demon King's sister, but he does not love him. If he interrupted his pretense, he would have a bad temper, and he would still hit him when he was so angry that he should be hit.

Who do you choose between your brother and important subordinates to help?

Shen Zhouhang didn't want to go to prove it.

At this time, Dao Xi smiled and explained: "Go and play."

Gou Dan, who is a repeater based on the nature of human beings, also smiled and said, "Go play."

Shen Zhouhang was a little stunned.

The boss, who had always been cold, suddenly smiled and his lethality was not so great.

At this time, the driving black hawk suddenly interjected: "Speaking of which the man we met yesterday was really soft, so arrogant and how powerful is he, he is also prestigious in front of a weak woman."

Gou Dan said affirmatively: "Yes, if a man is a man, he should be a man directly!"

squeak--

The sound of tires rubbing against the ground echoed.

Black Hawk was shocked by the bomb-like words, and his hand holding the steering wheel shook, causing the body to twist S on the road. Fortunately, there were no other vehicles around this section of the road, otherwise it was not a crash.

He looked at Goudan through the rearview mirror in astonishment: "Who taught you?!"

Gou Dan took it for granted: "You are the captain. Didn't you tell me that when you slept last night?" He also surely repeated: "It was the captain who said it, I have a good memory!"

Shen Zhouhang: "Hey——"

Shivering on the car door.

There was a smile on Dao Xi's face that was not a smile, and the tone of gloating that could not be concealed, with a strong gossip meaning: "Oh huh~"

Black Hawk: "!!!"

I am not, I don't, don't talk nonsense!

He has never said such a very philosophical thing, right?

This is framed!

He remembered something and hurriedly defended: "Yesterday we were not talking about the soft guy who bullied women, I mean men should do it directly with men! It's impossible to find a sense of presence in women!"

Black Hawk: "..."

Well, it seems Goudan meant this.

It was his brain that made up for driving.

Gou Dan nodded in agreement and said: "Yes, there is a kind of man!" He looked back at the shivering Shen Zhouhang and said disgustingly: "A man like you is not good, too weak, he doesn't know anything. dry."

Shen Zhouhang: "..."

Why does he have to do it!

Gou Dan threw another bomb at this time: "A man like the captain is capable of doing things, and he is also very energetic!"

Black Hawk: "!!!"

squeak--

The tires rubbed the ground again.

With his brain swelling and painful, he gritted his teeth and warned: "Shut up if you want to eat beef jerky!"

He said nothing wrong, why not let him eat beef jerky? Gou Dan asked aggrievedly: "Why? Captain, why are you angry? Or, let you **** me once tonight? I won't fight or fight back?"

Black Hawk: "..."

Black Hawk has no expression on his face: "Your beef jerky is gone!"

Gou Dan was anxious. Beef jerky was the source of his strength for a day. He couldn't eat for a whole day and insisted to die in pain. If you can't beat him once without resisting, then: "Let you do it twice?"

Black Hawk said indifferently: "Tomorrow's are gone too!"

Gou Dan shut up.

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Dao Xi finally couldn't help it: "Puff ha ha ha~~~"

The laughter was very presumptuous, but who made her the boss? No matter how frustrated the Black Hawk was, she would not dare to shut her up. He was thinking in his heart that he must teach Gou Dan what he should not say, and what he should say and how to say it when he looks back!

If you don't obey, cut off the beef jerky!

Probably the black hawk's threat has been effective. Gou Dan, a happy young man, shut up, and was silent on his subsequent journey. The Black Hawk was unaffected and drove very steadily, with no accidents.

Arrived at the agreed place.

Shen Zhouhang saw the imperial sister who had picked him up last time. She was wearing a long red evening dress this time. She scanned her eyes and asked with some doubts: "Wait for a while, but you are going to do a big job. It’s not because of kidney deficiency? Why don’t you look so motivated?"

Dao Xi: "Please allow me to laugh for a while."