Under such circumstances, Tang Xiaomi couldn't even remember how she was dragged by the host to the entrance of the Black Coral Reef to participate in the terrible invitation grabbing contest.

how to say……

Even if he exhausted his imagination in the first ten years of his life, Tang Xiaomi couldn't think that one day he would wear a flesh-colored tights, and he would compete with several muscular mermaids for the right to mate and mate with another male mermaid, ps : The whole process will be broadcast on media around the world.

Just thinking about this picture, Tang Xiaomi couldn’t help feeling sad for himself, but it didn’t take long for him to realize with hindsight that the "female mermaid" who had been following him was actually Oreo-Tang Xiaomi Staring at the huge bulge on the front of the liaison officer’s chest, he was stunned for a long time, until the latter’s face became as ugly as eating octopus shit, and then squeezed out a dry smile: "Yes, I’m sorry, I didn’t expect you to be like this. ..." Tang Xiaomi desperately dug into his mind to comfort the other person, "Actually, it's pretty good-looking, ha, ha, ha."

"To shut up."

Oreo said.

In short, with Oreo’s tragic situation for comparison, Tang Xiaomi felt that his situation did not seem so bad, and this illusion was even maintained until he saw the cameras and the bright stars in the dark water like stars — -Those are the eyes of the crowd of mermaids onlookers.

In the dark, many mermaid's eyes will glow by themselves, and some fish and shrimps are attracted. Tang Xiaomi turned his head, and accidentally saw a crowd who was close to him suddenly lifted his jaws and spit out a bright red tongue, rolling a small fish that was fascinated and glaring closer to his mouth.

"..."

Is it too late to quit now?

In front of the entrance of the black coral reef where the black hole is like an entrance to another world, other participants have been waiting there for a long time. Tang Xiaomi took a quick glance at the place with the light of the camera-and then seriously said that if it weren't for the evil behind the scenes, his small body might be enough for those mermaids.

Tang Xiaomi couldn't help looking at Comrade Oreo, the "conscience" of the saltwater mermaid.

"I have a bad hunch."

He whispered to Oreo.

"Don't think so much, everything will go well, we have arrangements."

Even though he had thought about resigning 10,000 times, Oreo still tried his best to recapture his professional ethics and comforted his predecessor classmate.

On the other side, the host's pompous voice floated in the water.

"Ladies and gentlemen, on such a highly anticipated day, let us cheer for the happiness of His Royal Highness Prince Alfred! Now, let me introduce you to these beautiful and powerful participants, among them , A new member of the royal family, and the future partner of His Royal Highness Alfred will be born-next-welcome to Participant One, the dark catcher from the Great Cold Underworld, Park Yoryen!"

"Here--"

Along with the sound of electricity, a beam of light suddenly fell on the mermaid on the far left.

Comrade Dark Catcher's body, which was exactly like an octopus magnified hundreds of times, was inlaid with a face with thin eyebrows and thin eyes. After being named, the thick tentacles in the lower half of the body squirmed.

"...Participant number two, glutton from the Far East, Putin Bell!"

This time the beam of light fell on a relatively normal mermaid—of course, it means “normal”—provided that you can ignore the frantically struggling fingers next to the opponent's lips.

Wait, finger...

Without waiting for Tang Xiaomi to take a closer look, Putin Bell had swallowed what was in his mouth casually.

"××＆%…………Save……％￥#……"

I always felt that there seemed to be a vague voice coming from his bulging abdomen.

"...Participant No. 3, from Austria..." The host stared at the script in his hand and was taken aback. "...Codenamed as a wife...'Body length is 5 meters and weight is 1.75 tons. Cooking, swimming, reading, divorcing, and having children.

—— Tang Xiaomi said that it took a while to realize that “the body length is bright spot is five meters and the weight is 1.75 tons. He loves cooking, swimming, reading, divorcing, having children.

Hey, such a long name... Isn't it the name of participating in the dance party to marry on a global scale? ! Do you want to fight like this!

After thinking about it, a certain freshwater mermaid really collapsed.

The beam of light fell on this comrade 998. He looked normal, with a muscular expression and a shy expression that completely matched his name.

"Howling everyone!"

He can even wave his hand normally to greet other people on the scene.

Then he suddenly cracked a slit in his abdominal muscles.

Tang Xiaomi was stunned as he watched a little mermaid that was so small that it hadn't fully grown its scales, popping out of the pocket-like slit in the abdomen of my friend in 1998.

"Papa? Is Womama here?"

He raised his head and asked happily.

1998, keeping a shy expression, stuffed the child's head back: "It will be there soon," he said.

"Then, that, his stomach..."

Tang Xiaomi began to flick Oreo with his tail desperately, motioning him to look at 998, the whole mermaid was so shocked that he couldn't speak.

"This is a kiwi mermaid. The male of this kind of mermaid has a baby pouch on the abdomen. An unadult kiwi mermaid will always stay in his father's baby pouch."

Oreo explained absently, the next second, a beam of light hit him.

"... Contestant number four, a madman from... the dark workplace, Olio Daume!"

Oreo began to wave his hands in the light curtain with a look of impotence-and the huge conch on his chest suddenly began to tremble and make a "buzzing" sound in the presence of the host's passionate introduction.

"Oreo?!"

"——Don’t worry, it’s the phone ringing that I hid in the conch."

Oreo said calmly, and began to work hard to pick out the phone. Of course, this scene fell in the eyes of unknown people, and it was completely another amazing scene.

The crowd began to boil.

Seeing that the atmosphere finally started to improve, the host looked like he was finally relieved.

The beam of light hit Tang Xiaomi without any preparation.

"Next, let us introduce the last player, the ‘Beep Beep—— from Beep——"! \"

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Tang Xiaomi: (#°Д°)

"Hey--"

Why is my name muted directly! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

"Because you are the default prince...For safety, the laws, regulations and policies of the Great Western Countries stipulate that the names of royal partners and underage members are not allowed to appear on the public media."

Oreo explained, pulling out his phone with difficulty.

Taking advantage of the opportunity that everyone's attention was on Tang Xiaomi's body, he turned his head slightly and connected the phone.

"Hey."

"...Hmm...how...how...you...are you going to break up with me...why did you participate in that prince of the sea's concubine election ball...I saw you...you said you were just working with him? The relationship...is it a lie...uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

From the other end of the phone, there was a miserable cry from a certain human being.

The author has something to say: Tang Xiaomi: "...I choose to die."