The Villainess is Three and a Half Years Old
v1 Chapter 26
Ye Linchuan transformed a study on the third floor into a children's room as Ye Ya's bedroom. Since it took two days to design the home, Ye Ya could only sleep in Ziyu's cot. Ziyu did not dislike having one more person in the bedroom, but was very happy, and even his mania was significantly relieved.
Ye Ya had math and Chinese exams on Saturday. She was woken up by the system at seven in the morning and arranged for her to enter the exam system.
Before the start, the system said: [Today's exams are all very simple addition and subtraction, Yaya, you will definitely be able to take a 100% exam. ]
Ye Ya hadn't woken up yet, sitting at the exam table with a confused face.
The countdown to the exam is displayed on the table, and there are still thirty seconds left.
System: [The babies of the dragon clan and the ghost clan are not shrewd in their heads, and Ya Ya is absolutely number one! ] The system is very confident. Although Ya'er was a baby, she started early and learned fast. Apart from making jokes at the beginning, she was often praised by teachers later on. The mere exams would definitely not be difficult for her!
System; [Now that you have passed the test, it will be convenient for you to go to the human school. When other children are in school, you can get 100 points while playing, which is great. ]
It's almost time to start.
The system hurriedly fell into hibernation.
The exam officially started, and the exam paper appeared on the table in front of Ye Ya's eyes, and an eye-shaped eye rose beside it, which was hovering above it to invigilate the exam. Ye Ya holds a pen and writes one question at a time. Although she learns well and is very smart, she is occasionally stumped.
For example, this 17+8-9=?
Ye Ya clenched her fingers for a long time and didn't understand. She scratched her head and glanced at the invigilator system next to her, her eyes rolling.
"I want to pull Smelly."
The eyes in the middle of the proctoring system lit up with blue light, scanning Ye Ya's body from top to bottom. After confirming that she had physical needs, she was temporarily released from the online class space. Ye Ya opened her eyes and returned to the real space, a ray of sunlight penetrated through the gap in the curtain, and the kid next to him was still asleep. She climbed down from the bed gently, stepped on the stool to the table, and carried Xiao Ziyu's Transformers computer to the toilet, pulling the stinky and calculating:
17+8-9=16.
Well, perfect, as expected of her.
After getting the answer, Ye Ya re-entered the examination system and wrote the correct answer on the last question.
Finally hand in the roll, get up and take a shower.
Ye Ya is cool, but the system is unhappy.
The next second the test results came out, the system was publicly criticized by the online class teacher in the parent group.
[Online class system teacher: The ghost baby's grades are good, but please don't let him continue to play with his head in the exam. ]
[System No. 5: Thank you, teacher. ]
[Teacher of the online class system: Baby Dragon is so smart, 100%. ]
[System No. 3: Thank you, teacher. ]
[Online course system teacher: ? ? ? Said it a hundred times a hundred times! Snake baby is still an egg! You are not allowed to take exams or educate, who put it in! ]
[System No. 6: You look down on eggs! What happened to the egg! Can't we prenatal education? ! That flower clan is still root grass! Why can't she do it and we can't! ]
System 01 that was suddenly called: [? ? We buds are smart! She has a body and she is not an egg! Why can't you learn! ]
[Teacher of the online course system: The baby on the 01st cheated in the test, deprived of the test results for re-reference, and if it violated the rules again, he would drop out of school and format the knowledge she had learned. ]
The meaning of formatting is to clear the memory of mathematics in her brain, and become that simple baby who is 1+1=11 once again, asking three questions.
System 01 cracked.
System 06 left with a smile.
Ye Ya didn't know that the system was criticized because of herself. At this time, she had just finished washing her face and brushing her teeth, and was combing her hair beautifully in front of the mirror with a small comb.
System: [Bud. ]
System sounds sound serious.
"Good morning, uncle." Ye Ya greeted the system as usual.
[I'm not good. ] He is No. 01 of the System Administration, a veteran of the system, and the world is full of legends about him, but today, Feng Ping was killed.
[Do you know that cheating is not allowed in exams? ]
Ye Ya tilted her head, and a sentence from the TV suddenly appeared in her mind.
"I just made mistakes that all babies in the world make." Ye Ya plausibly said, "A mistake that everyone makes is not a mistake."
System: [...] I almost didn't catch my breath.
What the heck did his cub learn while he wasn't around!
Why is it so hard to bring a child!
The key point seems to make sense!
The system is dedicated to education, [Ya'er, if there is no accident, you will live here for 18 years, you will go through all kinds of exams, that is the assessment of what you have learned, cheating is not advisable, that is Incorrect. Now uncle can help you suffer, but in real life, you have to bear the consequences yourself. ]
Leaf buds deflated.
unhappy.
System: [When everyone is making the same mistakes, it doesn't mean it's right; it's that everyone repeats the same mistakes again. Uncle used to cheat, so he got near-destructive results. Ya'er is still young, Ya Ya can make mistakes, but she must correct them. ]
Ye Ya was about to cry.
She nodded tearfully in front of the mirror, and sincerely apologized: [I'm sorry uncle, Ya Ya won't go to Smelly in the future. ]
system:[? ] Does this have anything to do with pulling stinky! ! Dare she think that it is wrong to pull the smelly smell? !
Ah, my heart is so tired, why is it so hard to bring cubs. But I said this today, its buds should not be able to commit again... right?
Ye Ya took the online class exam again, and the final score was 95 points. Although he didn't get 100 points, it was enough to make the system happy for a long time. It was poured on Ye Ya's small head as a reward for achievement.
Looking at the green, swaying little leaf, she lovingly touched it with her little hand, and said in her mouth, "The four-leaf clover will grow up soon, grow up to save my mother~"
As long as four small leaves grow, you can make a wish to bring your mother back.
"I'm sorry, uncle." Ye Ya Xiao Tianyin said seriously, "I won't cheat in the future, I'll study hard and try my best to be vicious and villainous!"
The system praised: [Ya'er is really good! You will definitely grow into a villain full of evil! ]
Although I don't know what the meaning of evil is full, Uncle System is right!
knock knock knock.
There were three knocks on the door, and Ye Qinghe pushed in.
Ye Ya ran over with a small comb, raised her head and called her brother sweetly.
"Ziyu hasn't woken up yet?" Ye Qinghe glanced at his younger brother who was looking up on the bed, and squatted down to take the small comb in Ye Ya's hand, "Ya Ya woke up so early?"
Although Ye Ya participated in two online exams, the real time was only 2 minutes, and she didn't arrive at 7:30 now.
"Have you washed your face?"
Leafy nodded.
"Then let the nanny aunt comb your hair and go out with Dad later."
The word father made Ye Ya feel bad, her nerves tensed, and she asked nervously, "Where are you going?"
Today, Ye Linchuan is going to take Ye Ya to the hospital for a routine examination. Children are afraid of the hospital, especially Ye Ya ran out of the laboratory. Ye Qinghe knew this and did not answer directly, saying, "Take you to eat KFC."
Ye Ya breathed lightly and asked anxiously, "Brother going?"
"Brother Shen Zhou will come to our house later, we made an appointment to do group homework." He comforted, "Brother Shen Zhou also wants to see you, so you have to listen to your father's words, and when you come back, you can return to brother Shen Zhou. I have brother Shen Ran to play with."
Ye Yacai don't listen to the bad brother's words.
But I also know that learning is very important. Although I want my brother to follow along, I am sensible and don't bother anymore.
"Brother." Ye Ya held his face with serious eyes, "Brother must study hard and not cheat."
"?"
Ye Ya said with a straight face like an old grandmother: "I will check when I come back."
"Pfft." Ye Qinghe smirked, pinching the tip of her small nose, "I know, my brother won't cheat."
"Yeah." Ye Ya nodded with satisfaction, "Then I'll go, bye."
She went around Ye Qinghe and took a small comb to find the nanny aunt to comb her hair.
**
Since the physical examination required an empty stomach, Ye Ya was taken to the car by Ye Linchuan without eating earlier.
The journey was a little far, and she became restless after sitting obediently for five minutes. Ye Ya dangled her little feet, her eyes drifting to Ye Linchuan next to her. He doesn't have to go to the company today, he dresses casually and looks close.
Ye Linchuan folded his legs, lowered his eyes and focused on the stock market, paying no attention to Ye Ya's eyes.
"Brother." Ye Ya pulled on his cuff.
Ye Linchuan frowned instantly and ignored her.
"I'm hungry."
"Hungry." The man's voice was cold.
Ye Ya bulged, "I want to eat."
"Thinking." Still cold.
Ye Ya said dejectedly, "Where are we going?"
"medical……"
Seeing that the last word was about to fall, the driver sitting in front hurriedly answered: "Look at Ya Ya, where should we go?"
"My elder brother said that my younger brother is going to take me to eat KFC." Ye Ya's eyes were bright, "We are going to KFC, right?"
"That's right, we're going to eat KFC at noon." The assistant breathed a sigh of relief. If the child knew to go to the hospital for a physical examination, he might not cry directly.
Ye Ya is obedient, and sits honestly in her seat, waiting to go to KFC.
Half an hour later, the car drove into a private hospital. The medical conditions of this hospital are advanced, the environment is elegant, and the price is very expensive. Ye Linchuan is an investor here. Since he has made an appointment for a long time, he can now be directly examined.
Ye Linchuan asked his assistant to wait at the door and took Ye Ya in alone.
Of course he wouldn't hold Ye Ya, and he didn't even want to hold her hand, so he left her behind.
Ye Ya walked slowly with short legs, staggering behind Ye Linchuan's long legs.
Looking at the old man walking on the lawn and the doctors and nurses in white coats, Ye Ya quickly sensed something was wrong.
"You, are you going to send me away again?" Ye Ya stopped, her eyes full of vigilance.
Ye Linchuan stopped and looked down at Ye Ya.
On her little face, there was anxiety and fear, and more fear, and his icy eyes were reflected in the moist black eyes. If other adults would definitely be touched by the little boy Bambi's expression, unfortunately, he is Ye Linchuan.
"If you live in Ye's house, you must do a physical examination." She ran out of Dr. Zhao's hands, and it is unknown whether there are germs in her body. There is no best, if there is, you can know it as soon as possible and deal with it as soon as possible.
"What is a physical examination?" Ye Ya tightened her clothes in fear, "You promised to take me to eat KFC!"
"Check first." Ye Linchuan emphasized, "After checking, I will take you to eat KFC."
"Really?" Ye Ya's eyes were deeply suspicious.
Ye Linchuan stressed impatiently, "Really."
"Really?" Ye Ya was still afraid, "I'm a child, and children are easy to deceive, you can't deceive me."
Ye Linchuan hummed and bent down beside her: "Didn't you say you were an elder yesterday? Why, you became a child within 24 hours?"
When Ye Ya heard this, she hummed twice: "Children can also be elders, and elders can also be children." Looking at the white coat and the smell of disinfectant wafting from her side, she was frightened that her legs became weak, and the little milk sounded. Trembling, "I don't want to go to the examination, I don't want, I don't want, I don't want to go..."
The owner of this body died, but left some terrible memories.
Those memories replayed in his mind from time to time, as long as he saw the white coat, Ye Ya thought of the pictures of those people stabbing needles on their bodies.
very scary.
"If you don't want it, you have to ask for it!" Ye Linchuan raised his face and hugged her with one arm, "Hurry up and check, don't make trouble, I'll be angry if you make trouble again."
"Smelly brother, stinky brother, stinky brother, stinky brother!" Ye Ya patted her hands indiscriminately, and her ears scratched and slapped Ye Linchuan's cheeks.
Many children come to the hospital for check-ups with this virtue. Nurses and doctors have long taken it for granted. The doctor who was in charge of examining her finally came. Ye Linchuan was busy getting rid of the trouble, and without a moment's hesitation handed Ye Ya over like a courier, "Excuse me, Doctor Su."
The doctor in charge had a kind face. She took Ye Ya and saw her crying sadly. She couldn't help but smile and wipe away the tears from her face, "Is your name Ye Ya?"
Ye Ya nodded, looked at her in fear, choked and said, "Auntie, I'm very good, I can sing... You don't, don't stab me with needles."
Her childish voice made Ye Linchuan frown slightly behind her.
Dr. Su and the Ye family have been friends for several years, and he knows everything about Ye Linchuan's children. Naturally, he also knows that Ye Ya is a clone. She glanced at Ye Linchuan and wiped away the tears from the corners of Ye Ya's eyes, "Maybe you have to **** it, it won't hurt."
These words made the child startled and stunned, crying and looking around, and finally locked on Ye Linchuan. He looked just like his father, and Ye Ya, who was too frightened, completely forgot that it was the stinky brother and not her father. !"
Ye Linchuan stood indifferently and did not answer.
The cry of the child attracted the attention of many people in the hall. Doctor Su couldn't coax him well, so he looked at Ye Linchuan embarrassedly: "Mr. Ye..."
He pursed his lips, and reluctantly took the child over, his posture was stiff, as if he was holding a rock.
"Hmm..." Ye Ya hugged Ye Linchuan's neck tightly, sobbing with tears in his shoulders.
Doctor Su nodded to him.
Ye Linchuan took a deep breath and carried her into the elevator.
Next came the physical examinations. Ye Ya was very scared until she found out that this place was different from the laboratory. The nurse sister was very gentle, and the doctor would coax her to play. She was finally not afraid. kind of fresh stuff.
The last item was drawing blood. She sat on Ye Linchuan's lap. Ye Ya's tears fell again when she saw the needle on the table.
"I don't want needles!"
"One click, just one click." The nurse grabbed her hand, "It doesn't hurt baby, just give it a swipe."
"Wu... What if it was, what if it was a huh?" Ye Ya was aggrieved, weeping and crying, wishing to turn into a small leaf and burrow into the soil and not come out.
puff.
I just thought that the poor nurse of the little girl was laughed at by this extended version of Xiu.
"Mr. Ye, your daughter is so cute." The nurse looked at the little girl's dark eyelashes with love, "You are really blessed to have such a daughter."
Yes, blessed.
He is blessed to be a ghost.
"Ya Ya, look over here." Another nurse grabbed her attention with a drawing board, Ye Ya really took the bait and looked over.
"Tell my sister, how much is 1+1?"
Ye Ya stared at it for a while, and said with a red nose: "You must be trying to attract my attention, and take the opportunity to stab me, right?"
The nurse holding the drawing board was stunned.
Ye Ya is very arrogant: "I'm so smart, I won't be fooled~"
She turned her head and stared at the lotus root-like arm, where a needle had been stabbed long ago, and the nurse was pressing the needle hole with medical cotton to avoid bleeding.
"Okay, Mr. Ye presses it with his hands."
Ye Linchuan pressed cotton with his fingertips, gave her a mocking glance, and the corner of his lips raised a very mocking arc, "Yes, you are so smart, you won't be fooled."
Ye Ya: "..."
Ye Ya: "!!"
Emotional breakdown.
The little girl who managed to stop her fear raised her head again and cried out.
The nurse on the side looked at Ye Linchuan inexplicably, with obvious blame in her eyes.
Why do you mess with children? ? This dad is really not a person.
**
The test results would not come out for an hour, so Ye Linchuan decided to take them around for lunch first, and just came over to get the test results after eating.
Ye Ya is still crying.
Ye Linchuan hugged her into the car, sat aside and ignored her.
"Let's go."
The assistant looked at Ye Ya, who was weeping in grief, and stepped on the accelerator to leave the hospital.
Ye Linchuan started to swipe Weibo with his mobile phone, and Ye Ya cried beside him.
Ye Linchuan replied to the text message, and Ye Ya cried beside him.
Ye Linchuan closed his eyes and rested, while Ye Ya was still crying.
Finally, the crying came to an abrupt end like a pause.
His ears were suddenly released, but Ye Linchuan was not used to it. He looked over and said, "Stop crying?"
Ye Ya pulled out a small handkerchief from her schoolbag and wiped the sweat from crying on her forehead. She choked, and said in a hoarse voice, "People, people will be tired, take a rest and cry again."
Is there an intermission?
Ye Linchuan raised his eyebrows, lowered his eyes and continued to reply to customer emails.
As soon as I typed a word, I heard her burst out crying in the second half, but this time the sound was obviously much smaller, and it seemed that she was really tired and bored.
Even when the water in the lake dried up, not to mention that she had been crying for so long that her tears had disappeared.
Ye Ya frowned and leaned beside Ye Linchuan with a look of reproach: "Why don't you coax me? If you coax me, I won't cry anymore." Why can't this brother even coax children? How on earth did he ever be a father? Ye Ya fell into a deep doubt.
Ye Linchuan thought it was funny, closed the phone and looked at her crying face: "You are already an elder, why should I coax you?"
He repeated the word "elder" at least twice today.
Ye Ya moved to sit far away, put her arms around her chest, secretly aimed at him out of the corner of her eye, and finally mumbled, "Hmph, what my mother said was right."
Ye Linchuan's face was indifferent.
"There is no good thing for men in this world!" She choked her throat, trying to imitate the expression on the face of her piranha mother when she said this.
The corner of Ye Linchuan's mouth twitched, and his finger typed one more word.
The assistant driving in front: "Pfft."
brush.
The man's sharp eye knife passed again, and his voice was cold: "Is it funny?"
The assistant pursed his lips and smiled: "Sorry, President Ye, I just thought of a very funny thing."
Ye Linchuan closed the phone expressionlessly, and asked, "I'll listen to it, and I want to smile too."
The cold sweat rustled from the assistant's head, and he quickly thought about the joke he heard recently. Finally, he had an idea and started stammering jokes to the unsmiling boss: "Di Renjie said to his wife, 'I want to put my name Changed, because the world is not benevolent! Why do I still have this word in my name!' My wife asked: Why did you tell me this? Di Renjie said: 'If I were Di Jie, would you still love me?'"
Ye Linchuan was silent, staring at him.
The assistant looked embarrassed and turned his eyes back, "Besides, next to KFC, Ya Ya doesn't want to eat, what do you think, President Ye?"
"Hmm." He spit out a syllable lightly.
The little assistant breathed a sigh of relief and slowly drove the car into the garage.
There are naturally a lot of people at KFC at this node. After being seated, the assistant came back with the meal. Ye Linchuan had no interest in fast food, so he stopped moving after just two bites of French fries.
Ye Ya sat next to him, gulps down the hamburger, the sauce all over his face.
Ye Linchuan has a serious cleanliness addiction, and the dirty hands and hands of the child from time to time make him unable to ignore and even more unbearable, and finally can't help but order: "Xiao He, wipe her mouth."
The assistant glared: "My hands are not clean either, Mr. Ye, please wipe it."
Ye Linchuan frowned, took out a piece of paper and stuffed it over: "Elder wipe it yourself."
"The elders are old, the juniors will wipe them." Ye Ya took the initiative to bring her beautiful and dirty face up.
Ye Linchuan's forehead bulged with blue veins, and before he had a seizure, he heard a lot of discussions coming from the side.
"That little sister looks familiar."
"It seems that he was on TV before, called Ye Ya, right?"
"Mom, it wouldn't be so coincidental..."
Several girls around whispered to Ye Ya, casting glances from time to time. The ladies and sisters are very polite. Even if they recognized her, they didn't come to disturb her, for fear of scaring the children.
Ye Ya didn't know that the other party was talking, and continued to eat the chicken wings in her hands.
"It's so cute, and the dirty one is so cute." The girl at the table held her cheek with one hand, and looked at Ye Ya with a loving look in her eyes.
"Is that the father? The father and daughter have such a good relationship. Look at her father, how kindly his eyes are."
Ye Linchuan with kind eyes: "..."
Ding.
At this time, the mobile phone beeped, and it was sent from the hospital.
[Doctor Su: President Ye, the test results are out. ]