The Whole Empire Raises Me

Chapter 29: Meow meow meow meow

In "Zub Cub Raising Plan".

After watching the live broadcast or playing games, and listening to Xu Baijing's words, the reaction of the parents of the universe can only be described in three words——

It's angry, exploded, and up.

The grand occasion at this time is no worse than the first day of "Cubs Development Plan".

On the first day of "Cubs Development Plan", they saw your Majesty's living environment. At that time, many people thought that His Majesty was a game modeler, and they were so angry.

At that time, their anger was directed at this universe, wanting to destroy the universe that gave such a destiny to the king.

And now, it is basically certain that the cubs in the game are the kings who are too late for them to hold them in their palms, and it is not the universe that has imposed all this bad luck on him, but... the Xu Baijing.

Think of the cheap instant noodles that Wen Xingze once lived in in the narrow and humid basement and eaten in two meals.

Unable to pay the rent and utility bills, the company closed down and almost went to collect waste and sell leeks.

Learning to play suona is to make a living part-time.

If it started at the age of eight, then this kind of life has lasted for sixteen years. I rarely heard Wang mention his parents. When Wen Xingze was alone in the capital, his parents would not pay attention to it. It is probably related to this.

In any case, this account should be settled!

"..."

The main star of the dragon clan.

As the most powerful race in the universe, their claws are enough to shred any hard and sharp armor. The patriarch Yastor raised his neck and screamed:

"Roar--"

On the mountains where snow will not cover all the year round, an angry dragon sounded again.

"Every human being has only one life. It's too cheap for him," Yinlongwell's claws stretched out and then retracted, "Yast, the clan and clan chiefs have come back, wouldn't the clan chiefs be able to resurrect?"

Yastor is only the acting patriarch, their real patriarch black dragon is wandering in the distance, and the patriarch is proficient in a spell that can bring creatures back to life.

The person named Xu Baijing should be buried in the snow-capped mountains and frozen, then resurrected, then pushed into the lava abyss, then resurrected, then crushed under the sharp claws, and then resurrected...

The dragons stared at the tips of their claws, and after a while they consciously dispersed, and each began to sharpen their claws.

...

The main star of the blood family.

The pressure from the thirteen princes suddenly spread, and the Roman pillar shattered under tremendous pressure.

"What a courage..."

A kinsman sat up from the coffin with a gloomy face and crushed the latest Universe League newspaper. On his side, tens of thousands of bats swept past. Countless luminous blue flames filled the mountains and plains, and the planet in the eternal night was as bright as day.

That night, almost every blood clan prepared a new coffin, the kind that was filled with mercury.

Prepared for Xu Baijing.

This is the first human being to have a second honor, and to some extent it can be regarded as recorded in history.

...

The main star of the elves.

In the middle of the vast and mysterious forest, under the sacred tree, the elven clan chief who was kneeling beside the empty throne suddenly opened his eyes. He has the typical beauty of a light elf, pointed ears, blond hair, and green.

But the blazing anger suddenly changed the color of those eyes, and red lines appeared on the pointed ears, gradually taking on the characteristics of a dark elf.

When he walked out of the temple, he heard the noisy and sharp hearts of countless elves across the planet.

Night fell suddenly.

...

Mechanical Star e19.

The most advanced technology in the entire Muse Empire and even the entire universe makes this city-state show a sense of perfection that is more precise and cold than high-end instruments. This is the dwelling place of the gnomes and robots.

In the silver-gray mechanical city, the gentle voice of terminal ai always hugs the city, but it stops abruptly at this moment, showing a somewhat terrifying silence.

This city-state is inhabited by many mechanical officers who have been retired from the space war. At this moment, they stand with their heads down, silently looking to the sky, and are slowly processing the information they receive.

Huge size and cold deterrent appearance. The metal surface is covered with scratches and rust, and the iris suddenly lights up.

Soon, the threshold of anger was fully charged, their breathing lights began to flicker fiercely and disorderly, and one after another alarm sounded:

"Beep ——" "Alarm, alarm, data overload——" "Beep ——" "Alarm, it is recommended to turn off the anthropomorphic emotional center of this machine——"

...

The same scene also happened in many corners of the Muse Empire, the vast plains of the Mermaid Lancer, the main star of the Orcs, the Sky City of the Feathers, and only the asteroid belt where the most dangerous plants grow and live...

At the other end of the universe, a distant utopian empire.

The snow season is coming soon.

The attendant knelt down and trembled, and the monarch fell into another ice hole shortly after he calmed down.

There has never been such a scary time before.

The palace quickly formed a layer of ice, and the intelligent central system on which the palace was built was actually damaged by a biological wave attack. After a burst of flickering, the temperature dropped to below zero.

He stood up, the dark royal cloak draped, and the black silk covering his eyes fell to the ground.

The terminal was shattered between his fingers, and the attendant quietly raised his head, and saw that the monarch's brows were cold and colder than the snow in the deep winter.

"..."

Perhaps it was perceiving that the parents of the universe were too strong to kill Xu Baijing, the light tower finally went online tremblingly, and issued a notice under tremendous pressure:

"Ding Dong! I regret to inform you parents that the death or evaporation of the character of'Xu Baijing' at this stage will cause the collapse of the parallel universe of "Cub Raising Plan". In order to avoid unnecessary harm to the cubs, please do too A dangerous attempt!"

After all, Xu Baijing is the protagonist of the book world of "Giant Koi is Super Rich", and his early disappearance will threaten the balance of the universe. However, the light tower remedied in time:

"In response to parents' requests, the Light Tower offline mall has launched [Xu Baijing's same decompression tumbler], welcome to buy!"

The same decompression doll of Xu Baijing is a tumbler with Xu Baijing's face. It is scaled down in real life and has a realism of 99%. It can be beaten, beaten, beaten, claws, and teeth can be smashed, ensuring that the touch of beating Xu Baijing himself is perfectly restored.

Because of this unexpected incident, the light tower had to advance the plan to uncompress the tumbler.

——I have to say that it is still dog game planning that makes the most money.

The peripherals of the game are not really profitable, because the peripherals of the cubs need to be exquisitely made and limited to limited purchases. Although each item is sold at sky-high prices in the second-hand market or even priceless, the money that actually flows into the hands of the government is very small.

But this kind of decompression tumbler is different, it is simple to make, and was originally a consumable used for beating. After it is broken, it is thrown into the trash can and burned to replace it with a new one. The most important thing is that the angry parents have a great demand for this...

For example, the dragon parents with only more than 3,000 dragons actually ordered millions of pieces, the blood parents ordered 8 million pieces, and the mermaid parents even ordered thousands of pieces per capita.

Unexpectedly, this has become one of the most profitable offline peripherals in the Light Tower Store, and it was sold out as soon as it was on the shelves!

But in Utopia, no one buys peripherals. It's not that they don't need it, but...

Earth, in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean, on a lonely ship.

It has been more than three hours since Xu Baijing and Xu Sichao fell into a coma.

The gods who came to help have escaped, and the media reporters have rushed back to write articles with materials. Only the Xu family, father and son, and the dozing helmsman were left on the ship.

"Dad, help, I really knew it was wrong..." Xu Baijing woke up with a swollen pig-headed face, hissing in pain, he looked around, and he was relieved, "Go? Wen Xingze left. Now? Haha—"

Thinking about it now, it doesn't hurt or itchy to be slapped by a fish tail, and Wen Xingze is too soft-hearted, Xu Baijing thought he was going to be cold here.

At this time Xu Baijing still didn't know his fate about to be banned. He just wanted to leave the green hills without fear of firewood, Fang Ruxue can't do it, just change the head...

The laughter suddenly got stuck in the middle.

On the deck not far away, a man was leaning against a folding chair in a leisurely posture. He was in excellent proportions, his long legs stretched out, and his eyes were dark and cool.

For some reason, just sitting there, Xu Baijing's aura reminded Xu Baijing of some kind of lazy beast. Suddenly, Xu Baijing's cold hair stood up all over his body.

...

"Ahhh-how come there are great white sharks here -"

Chi Yan politely: "Muse Express, the mission must be reached."

... The cry of the Xu family and his son will soon go away and disappear. They will spend three wonderful hours in the deep sea full of great white shark electric eel jellyfish and dangerous creatures.

In contrast, Wen Xingze just tied them to the shore and let the fish tail slap them. This is too easy and too prank like a punishment for children.

But bad adults will not be like this. Although Xu Baijing cannot die, it is not only death that can cause human suffering, because humans are very fragile creatures.

Chi Yan turned and left.

"You seem to have nothing to do with Muse, please don't call yourself Muse Express," the sorrowful voice of the mermaid elder came from the headset, "Please be clear about your position, the enemy monarch."

Compared with the refrigeration capacity, Chi Yan will not lose to anyone.

He also said indifferently: "Fifty steps laugh a hundred steps."

"..." This sentence immediately hit the pain points of the elders. They refused to join the Muse Empire because of their arrogance at the beginning, so they did not get the identity card written by Wen Xingze.

It is simply the pain that the elders cannot bear to look back all their lives.

I do not know that Xia immediately grabbed the microphone and fought back: "It's ridiculous, the mermaid is a muse citizen personally certified by His Majesty."

Chi Yan: "It's not all."

Elders: "..."

The elders began to take a deep breath.

The elder Li Chopper grabbed the microphone, and his voice gradually became grumpy: "No matter what you are planning, Little Bunny is a mermaid."

Chi Yan paused.

He has a very plain tone, but it sounds ridiculous:

"Really? I don't know if I have ever told the mermaid, but he personally admitted that he likes me."

Obviously, this is the last straw that crushes the mermaid tribe, because His Majesty did not say to his face that he liked them...

Although the main reason is that most of the mermaids are more introverted and deep in their emotions, so they are ashamed to ask this kind of question, unlike the vinegar blood family and the thick-lined dragon family, which can be asked in a day

Xingze likes them a dozen times or not and which one he likes the most.

But the final result is like this-

Wang, really, no, I said it directly, like them! ! !

"..."

"..."

one more time.

With just one sentence, Chi Yan successfully filled the hatred value of the mermaid tribe.

Chi Yan took the earphones a little farther, and heard the fierce current noise and various waves on the opposite side. It seems that they, like the blood race, are a race that can't hold their breath.

The driver opened the door for him, and Chi Yan hung up the phone.

After the communication was completely hung up, he slowly added the last three words of the sentence:

"...A play."

The next day.

The morning follow-up photo starts with breakfast. At this time, the photographer is still testing the camera position, and guests can talk about topics that have nothing to do with the show.

Wen Xingze yawned and walked in the restaurant on the second deck of the cruise ship: "Morning..."

"Aze, early."

Most of the male guests have arrived, and the female guests need makeup. Currently, only Fang Ruxue is here. Zhu Bo and Fang Ruxue were chatting while reading the newspaper.

Because you need to collect your mobile phones when recording variety shows, the guests usually don't have much entertainment, so they just look at the newspapers and magazines sent to the program group.

After Wen Xingze sat down, Zhu Bo mysteriously handed him a copy of the newspaper and whispered:

"Aze, haven't you heard that something big happened to the Feng Shui circle yesterday. Because it was related to Xu Baijing, it was out of the circle!"

Xu Baijing has been confused over the past few months, because of his shameless behavior, bad attitude, and news that he is eager to make a comeback, so he still has a lot of attention.

Although the affair published in the Pineapple News is a bit weird, it is indeed a hot topic in the entertainment industry today.

Wen Xingze suddenly had a bad feeling.

He took the newspaper and read it. The headline reads Pineapple News. The headline picture shows that Xu Baijing and Xu Sichao were tied to the shore and their faces were swollen by the tail fan of the fish.

The title is ‘Shock! A genius Feng Shui master was born in the feng shui circle. One of Xu Baijing's adoptive fathers and former celestial master Xu Sichao was lucky enough to do a lot of evil, and finally suffered the consequences? ’

Wen Xingze: "Haha..."

Is this media a bit too fast? What's the matter with this shocked body?

"Xu Sichao is the closed disciple of that Master Jinghua, I remember Master Jinghua is very famous, what happened before was that he came out to help the world... It is really unfortunate for the teacher."

Zhu Bo tut was amazed: "I guess that Xu Baijing did some tricks, otherwise, because of his virtue, how could he become popular overnight."

The men's team player said: "This time Xu Baijing is completely overturned. It is related to this kind of thing. The relevant department seems to have come forward to block him, and Weibo has no longer found his name."

Hearing the words banned, Wen Xingze always felt cold in his neck. Is he considered to be related to ‘this kind of thing’?

"This Feng Shui master is so handsome!!!" Another female guest also joined the discussion, pointing to the last somewhat fuzzy photo, "This one is half kneeling with a dagger, not to mention I thought it was a movie screenshot. ."

"This Feng Shui master defeated Xu Sichao. Xu Sichao used to be the first heavenly teacher, so now this handsome guy is the first heavenly teacher?"

Wen Xingze couldn't participate in the discussion, feeling cold back.

Because the kinship parents used hallucinations to deal with the aftermath last night, the program team did not find any abnormalities on the deck, and Wen Xingze asked reporters not to reveal his true colors, so most people still don't know.

This feeling of listening to others talking about one's own gossip in person is the ultimate awkwardness in life. Wen Xingze really wants to leave this beautiful earth.

Boy group member: "I believe in metaphysics again. And this talented Feng Shui master is a bit familiar..."

Fang Ruxue also held the newspaper, with lingering fears: "Say that Xu Baijing's goal this time is a supermodel in the upswing of his career, is it someone I know? It's almost. And this genius Fengshui is a bit familiar..."

Zhu Boyue said more and more outrageous: "This young Fengshui master who subdued Xu Sichao and his son is said to be an unborn genius who can control Feng Shui to summon the dragon Black Phoenix and Seven Dragon Balls, and Poseidon, the sea god, as a stand-in messenger. And this genius Feng Shui The teacher is familiar..."

Wen Xingze said euphemistically: "Shenlong, Black Phoenix, Dragon Ball, Poseidon is not enough."

The topics of the guests suddenly stopped.

Everyone's eyes could not help but focus on Wen Xingze.

Zhu Bo seemed to have thought of something, looked at Wen Xingze suspiciously, and then read the newspaper:

"This black mask, this clothes and height, let alone, they really look a bit like—"

Wen Xingze: "?"

"——This Pineapple Newspaper often composes stories," Wen Xingze interrupted Zhu Bo quickly, trying to persuade them to believe in science, "before they broke the news that Chi Yan had a crush on an 18th-line star and was secretly married and divorced. Two kids."

Guests: "..."

Zhu Bo: "...I think half of this revelation may be true."

"But that's true."

When Wen Xingze said so, the guests were a little more sober.

There are no ghosts and gods in this world, maybe it is a kind of magic, after all, they only witnessed how magical magic is yesterday. But in that case, why was Xu Baijing blocked? Sure enough, there are still other secrets?

Wen Xingze successfully brought the topic away, and the restaurant eased a little from the strange atmosphere.

At this moment, the door of the restaurant was knocked suddenly, and the director opened the door with a weird look: "Aze, come here and someone is looking for it."

The ears of the guests in the restaurant were pricked up.

The director's expression was very solemn, and Wen Xingze followed him down the stairs to the deck in confusion.

A luxury yacht was parked not far away. On the yacht, the butler in English uniform bowed slightly to Wen Xingze: "Master, I am very sorry, I have no intention of delaying your work, but there are guests visiting."

Wen Xingze: "..."

The program group and the guests who took a peek on the second floor: "..."

There was a dark red carpet on the connecting passage from the yacht to the cruise ship. The servants lined up on both sides and bowed to Wen Xingze. The butler handed him a hot towel and walked up very naturally, holding a small brush to help Wen Xingze wipe off the non-existent ash on his shoulders.

There is a private plane sent by the dragon parents suspended in the sky. A bodyguard in a black suit sits on the plane, holding a walkie-talkie, and saying to the butler’s headset: "There is nothing unusual within a four-kilometer radius."

In addition to this private plane, there are three helicopters visible to the naked eye, covering all areas visible to the naked eye.

Steward: "Okay, keep watch and pay attention to safety at all times."

Wen Xingze: "..." Don't be like this! ! !

"..."

Even if they are both stars, few people have seen such a big battle.

On the second floor of the cruise ship, the guests showed expressions of sleepwalking.

The boy group members kept pouring tea, and the water overflowed the table.

The director had a solemn expression. If you look closely, you will find that there are beads of sweat on his forehead, and he even bowed to Wen Xingze: "Master Wen, I forgive me for my rude offense yesterday. I don't know that you are a black-cough." less!

Wen Xingze is almost overwhelmed by shame, what kind of shame is this, and why is it ‘Young Master’, did they deliberately? It's too shame, how could the author write such a bridge? !

Wen Xingze couldn't argue, but wanted to explain but didn't know where to start: "Wait, director, you really misunderstood, I'm not black—cough, forget it, let's talk about business, who is looking for me?"

The housekeeper made a fist, cleared his throat, and turned to the side: "Mr. Zhang, please."

Stepping out of the yacht... a young Taoist priest.

He couldn't say that he was a regular Taoist priest. After all, the clothes weren't a serious Taoist gown, and he didn't take the duster, but anyway, it was different from ordinary people, and it was a bit immortal. He wore a gray-cyan robe, a pair of cloth shoes, and even had long hair in a bun.

Three people followed the young Taoist priest.

The Taoist priest himself was holding a small safe very carefully, the bodyguard who followed him was holding something that looked like a flag, and the secretary in a pencil skirt was carrying a red-headed document, and finally followed a service that wiped his sweat and took pictures. Director.

It's like a handover ceremony for party members and cadres.

But the existence of Taoist priests made the whole combination even more bizarre.

"Mr. Wen." The young Taoist priest walked to Wen Xingze and bowed deeply to him first, "On behalf of myself and the whole family of Zhang's parents, I would like to express my admiration and sincere thanks for your bravery act last night."

Wen Xingze: "No need, no..." Do it bravely?

The young Taoist priest continued: "Please accept this pennant."

The bodyguard next to him wore black gloves, his back was straight, and he spread out the pennant solemnly.

On the sunny deck of the cruise ship, the pennant was fluttering in the wind, and the letters were written in gilt red background:

"A righteous spirit, performing skills for the people-on the 10th day of October 2020, a gift to Wen Xingze, the No. 1 Fengshui Master of China."

Wen Xingze: "?"

"There is also this jade medal, which was a gift from Master Zhang Jinghua," the young Taoist priest handed the safe to Wen Xingze, and the butler quickly took over the safe. "Whoever owns this jade medal can lead the Chinese Fengshui world."

Wen Xingze: "???"

Young Taoist priest: "And this official seal document."

The secretary hurriedly handed Wen Xingze the red-headed document "Notice on Intangible Cultural Heritage of Fengshui Masters and Revised Civil Control Plan".

Wen Xingze: "???"

"Finally, all the members of the ceremony took a group photo." The young Taoist priest said, "We need to publish the official report. Please pay attention to your manners."

Wen Xingze was holding the pennant he gave him, the housekeeper was holding the safe and the red-headed document, the bodyguard secretary stepped aside, the office director with the digital camera hanging around his neck cheerfully took photos of them, saying "eggplant" and pressing Next shutter.

Wen Xingze in the photo was extremely confused.

The Taoist bowed to Wen Xingze again, and then the people around began to applaud with dumb expressions.

The director blankly handed a horn to the Taoist priest, and the Taoist cleared his throat and said: "The handover ceremony of the first heavenly division and the friendly meeting between the two circles have come to a successful conclusion. Thank you Mr. Wen for your participation and the "Fantasy Cruise" program group for providing the venue. "

The program crew and guests stared at everything dumbfounded: "..."

Finally, Wen Xingze stretched out his hand blankly and pinched his face.

"--pain."

Not a dream? ? ?