In this more than a month, Wen Xing took three days to record the second issue of "Fantasy Cruise" in the middle of the month.

Wen Xingze didn't survive for a long time in the second period, because the champion of the first period was extra vigilant. He was killed very early and returned home smoothly.

And as the story of Yulong Night gradually improved, "Fantasy Cruise" also officially aired the first issue. The director himself is not very optimistic, but he did not expect his results to be unexpectedly good.

It may be because Yulongye is currently on the air, plus Zhu Bo and Wen Xingze have a lot of highlights in the first issue, especially Wen Xingze. After the first episode of Fantasy Cruise was broadcasted, the ratings were very good, and many famous scenes and stalks were derived from the Internet, which is especially popular with the host of a letter station.

Tags like #闻星泽魔# have even been searched several times.

[Zeze must have been yard grass when he was studying at Hogwarts, please don't use magic in front of Muggles! 】

【? ? ? My fan seems to be an actor? ! Unfair business series 233333】

[Hahahahaha I wish brother and Aze, good brothers are about to stabbing a knife in the back, linking with Yulongye dream, double chef ecstasy=w=]

[Although these things are not that simple, but who makes this man **** good-looking, Miss Fang Ruxue and I have the same expression]

[Another perspective on saving the dolphins turned out to be this. Although the dolphins and Zeze are both cute, I always feel that the two sides are scolding each other for stupid, so funny]

"..."

This day Jiang Ye showed Wen Xingze some scripts. Because of his outstanding performance in Yulong Ye, many directors gave Wen Xingze an olive branch. There are TV series and movies. Of course, he did not directly give him the role. Instead, he was invited for an interview.

"Yulongye is just the beginning," Jiang Ye said. "The next work is very important. You have to be cautious. I suggest you don't choose a character that is too similar to Heng Zhitai."

Wen Xingze felt the same way: "You are right, just like when you drink yogurt to open the lid and you have a prize, the first lid is a French romantic seven-day tour and I am a bit happy, and the second and third lids are still French romantic seven-days. You will feel as if your body is hollowed out."

Jiang Ye: "..." Wen Xingze has a good memory.

There are often celebrities in the circle who are popular because of a certain drama, and it is obviously Wen Xingze's turn this time.

After that, some people immediately turned to make a movie, and some people stayed in this type of hot drama and shot a lot of commercial works in the comfort zone. They made quick money but didn't have much reputation... Actually I can't tell which is good or bad, it's just their own choice.

Many of the scripts they got this time were characters very similar to "Heng Zhi". Wen Xingze did fit this image, but Wen Xingze did not show a particularly strong interest in these scripts.

Seeing Wen Xingze frowning and thinking, Jiang Ye was a little relieved. Fortunately, Wen Xingze is not a short-sighted person, even if "Yulongye" has brought him beyond the previous results, he did not rest on his feet.

Wen Xingze's gaze stayed on the script. He thought carefully for a long time, but still couldn't make a choice.

——What kind of lunch will he have at noon?

Fortunately, Jiang Ye couldn't see Wen Xingze's voice.

"Right," Jiang Ye remembered something and said, "Also, there is a variety show on Capital TV that is recording, and the reputation and popularity are very good. I want to invite you to be a special guest for these two issues. The recording does not take much time. If you think you can, I will pick it up for you."

The name of this variety show is "Hundred Flavors in the World", which was jointly produced by Capital Television and major museums. It can be called the top configuration of the variety show. "Hundred Flavors in the World" also has the nature of popular science. It pays attention to the development of certain industries every quarter, and shoots a theme in two or three phases, so that guests can experience firsthand. Architecture, archeology, oil painting, cultural relic restoration have been done before...

Because I can often invite industry leaders to guide, and the production is excellent, and the soundtrack is even more famous, "Hundred Tastes of the World" has been recorded to the fifth season, and it is still the king of the quarterly ratings, and the nationality is very high.

They have very high requirements for guests. They must not have obvious black material, but also have enthusiasm and masterpieces. Chi Yan is the guest they most want to invite, but Chi Yan doesn't go to variety shows.

Jiang Ye didn't expect Wen Xingze to be favored by "Hundred Flavors in the World" so quickly.

Wen Xingze: "What is the theme of these two issues?"

Jiang Ye: "Botany."

Wen Xingze's heart moved, thinking of the seed at home that has not germinated.

Jiang Ye: "It's botany in agronomy, like flowers, fruits, rice, and—"

"Hey," Wen Xingze read the plan carefully again, and suddenly remembered, "Chi Yan seems to be going to make a cameo in the next issue. The guidance of this issue is Professor Guo. He owed Professor Guo personal affection before."

Jiang Ye was so shocked that he blurted out: "——Grass?!"

Grass, a pun.

The special guest in the next issue of "Hundred Flavors in the World" is Wen Xingze. Once the news was released, it immediately caused a sensation.

Unlike "Fantasy Cruise" and "Yulong Night" whose main audiences are young people, the audience of "A Hundred Tastes of the World" ranged from grandparents to primary school students and even kindergartens. Therefore, after the news was released, both Wen Xingze's career fans felt Thankfully, there are also passers-by audiences who are simply attracted by their beauty and forwarded.

In addition, the official also announced the guest appearance of the mysterious guest, and did not directly say that the mysterious guest is Chi Yan, which has attracted many enthusiastic speculations, and the topic has soared.

On such a breezy and sunny autumn afternoon, the eighth issue of the fifth season of "A Hundred Tastes of the World" officially started shooting in a botanical garden outside the capital.

Chi Yan is a mysterious guest. Of course, he will not participate in the whole process. He has not yet been to the botanical garden, and the staff and photographers came out to hear about Xingze.

"We only need to record one afternoon for the first issue," the staff led Wen Xingze into the room. "First, the science popularization, and then the guests will also try to plant, and finally you can taste the crops cultivated by the base. Delicious meals."

After all, people rely on food as their heaven. This botanical garden has a special greenhouse, and there are scientific researchers and related scholars. The taste and nutritional value of the crops are unmatched by ordinary fruits and vegetables, and ordinary people cannot eat them.

Wen Xingze suddenly felt a little hungry.

While they were talking, they walked into the park, and they could see a group of people in the greenhouse carrying photographing equipment and laptops. They should be the world's best shooting team.

They heard the noise of people over there from a distance, and not only the shooting team, but also many gardeners and scientific researchers in white coats gathered around and talked. Is there something unexpected? Wen Xingze and the others immediately quickened their pace and walked into the glass greenhouse after showing their work permits.

When I walked in, I discovered that the entire greenhouse was in a mess-the original neat pieces of cultivation soil were all roughed up, all kinds of crops were uprooted, the rhizomes were directly exposed to the air, and some were trampled and crushed. trace.

Wen Xingze heard the staff discussing:

"In broad daylight, there will be such a thing!"

"Professor Guo's chili peppers, my mentality collapsed..."

"I heard that it was the doorman who forgot to stare at the surveillance during the lunch break, and let three young internet addicts run in to sabotage. Now they have been taken away by the police. They have committed crimes."

This glass greenhouse is a new project in which the Botanical Garden has invested a lot of money. Many newly cultivated varieties are here. The highlight of this issue of "A Hundred Tastes of the World" was also recorded in the glass greenhouse.

"Xiao Wen," the director greeted Wen Xingze with a sad face, "We can't shoot here today. Let's change the place first... Hey, how could this happen?"

Professor Guo is a middle-aged man with a beard. If he weren't wearing a white coat, he would really make people mistake him for the bandit leader.

Professor Guo looked gloomy: "I want someone to kill those three melons. How do you think it is better to punish them?"

director:"?"

Wen Xingze: "Let them stand upside down at the police station and write a review of 20,000 characters on the keyboard."

director:"???"

Professor Guo expressed his great appreciation for Wen Xingze’s proposal, patted him on the shoulder and praised the fearful hindsight, and then immediately started calling: "Hello? Pharaoh, it’s me, yes, let the three of them stand upside down in the police station. Write a review of 20,000 words on the keyboard. If you dare to be lazy, change the keyboard to durian."

Director: "..." Human hearts are more terrifying than ghosts!

In spite of this unexpected situation, Wen Xingze's follow-up photography did not stop shooting. Like the photography of "Fantasy Cruise", he also received the message that "One second of Wen Xingze's face is a loss" Exhort.

The photographer laughed so fast that he could not hold the camera steady.

"Internet addicted youth?" The staff nearby was confused, "why did the Internet addicted youth run all the way to the greenhouse of the botanical garden to destroy it?! What are they doing?"

Wen Xingze guessed: "Maybe they are young people who are addicted to the Internet from the Tianyi 3g era. They are addicted to the game Happy Farm, and want to try the exciting offline food stealing."

...Unexpectedly, it really is.

"Just to feel the feeling of stealing food? My **** ￥#￥@(*! @——" After a long list of blocked speeches, Professor Guo hung up, sighed, and sadness appeared on his face Expression, "I grew improved peppers and corn..."

The staff of the program group have already started to pack the equipment. They can't take pictures here, and they can't waste it. The right way is to move quickly.

The director comforted Professor Guo: "Old Guo, don't be too sad. Anyway, you still have seeds and sample materials, so just plant them."

Wen Xingze got acquainted with the program staff in two or three sentences, and was also there to help with the equipment.

At this time, Wen Xingze hugged a tripod and walked out. When passing by Professor Guo, he comforted: "Yes, Professor Guo, now we can only let the flow go and let our fate..."

Professor Guo sniffed his nose and his eyes were slightly red, because he was too overwhelmed and couldn't help but murmur: "It will be three months before I plant it again... My improved pepper is a high-quality new variety.

"It's fragrant when it's fried until it's crispy and oily, and it can get red oil. It's spicy and appetizing. It is served with the chicken raised by our base. Finally, the white sesame seeds are sprinkled with hot oil-our chili and corn. What was already cooked today, I was going to cook hot pot for you in the evening, but it was all gone, at most I will give you a bowl of clear noodle soup."

"..."

Wen Xingze's footsteps slowly stopped.

The director took two steps and found that Wen Xingze was not leaving, and turned around with Professor Guo: "Xiao Wen, let's go?"

Compared to half a minute ago, Wen Xingze's attitude has turned a hundred and eighty degrees, and his light brown eyes are unprecedentedly serious and serious: "No, I won't go."

Everyone: "?"

Wen Xingze: "I just thought about it, we can't just give in. Let's record it in the glass greenhouse, Director Li, you give me ten minutes, and I will restore this place to its original state."

Everyone: "???"

——Wen Xingze originally thought it was the same wherever it was recorded, but he didn't expect that the original fragrant dinner would be directly downgraded to clear soup noodles, it is unreasonable!

I control my own life!

Elf main star, in the deep forest.

When playing the 364th time, the old movie machine started to have some cassettes. The dark elves guarded the movie machine in silence.

Soon, there was a clear metal clattering sound in the forest, which was caused by the collision of anklets when the elves walked anxiously.

After the 364th screening, the elves finally stopped the movie machine.

Don't let the gifts Wang gave them cause any damage.

But the violent desire for destruction surged in their hearts.

Want to kill, want blood, want to control something, and then...

The silver anklet always reminds them that they cannot indulge instinct.

They used to hate silver, because the dark elves are characterized by silver hair and deep pupils, and pale paper skin. They are not creatures that can survive in the sun. But their king should only belong to the light forever.

When they first joined the Muse Empire, the elves prayed to the king for shackles. Freedom is the nature of the elves. They used to be unfettered. When they were light elves, they sang hymns and played the piano. When they became dark elves, they followed their instincts to destroy them and turned everything upside down.

They had no home before.

But it's different now. They have a home, a place to stay, and their own king, so they voluntarily put on shackles. But Wen Xingze didn't handcuff them, instead there was only such a slender silver chain that could only be used for decoration, and there was also a small unicorn pendant.

Amazingly, after receiving the silver chain, the elves did not hurt anyone.

"..."

Elven patriarch Noah walked through the deep forest and numerous long corridors, and finally found the priest under the holy tree.

Sure enough, the priest knelt down beside the empty throne and pressed his forehead against the cold handrail to get a moment of peace and calm. He wore the traditional complex robe of the Elves, with pointed ears hanging down, and his blond hair lying on the ground.

Whether he is a light elf or a dark elf, the appearance of the priest has not changed because of this. This may be one of his privileges as a priest.

The priest closed his eyes, clasped his hands in front of him, and made a warm wish: "I want to see the cubs."

The light elves are kind, gentle, and romantic, and are favored by everything, so the light elves always have good luck.

Their wishes can always be fulfilled, because their voices will be heard by the world.

Apart from chanting poems, playing the piano, and farming, the light elves have no hobbies that can make money. This is the race with the most beautiful idiots in the entire muse. They are too straightforward to make a profit in doing business, and their investment is often deceived because of inaccurate knowledge.

But the elves have been the top four fortunes in the universe for more than two decades, and for many years are second only to the mermaid and gnomes.

Because they are too lucky, the good deeds they do on weekdays will accumulate good luck. They only need to send a few elves every year to buy lottery tickets across the universe, and they can easily earn more than the whole family's one year's expenses. They are therefore restricted by the underground casinos run by the dwarf people.

"You are a dark elf now," the patriarch said coldly to the priest, holding his robe with his hands. "The dark elf is hated by the whole world, and the light tower will not realize your wish."

The priest was taken aback, his smile disappeared, but soon the corners of his lips curled up again.

He is a very gentle and holy elf, in line with all people's illusions about light elf. The priest smiled and said, "It will."

"No one can refuse the wish of the elves."

Patriarch: "...what are you going to do?"

The priest then opened a door, and the other end of the mustard space was connected to the light tower far away from the capital star.

The magnificent black light tower is suspended in mid-air, looking majestic and indestructible.

A bow and arrow emerged in the hands of the young priest. The nearly two-meter long bow was made of pure silver, carved with cold and strange dark patterns, and the bowstring was extremely sharp.

There is no quiver behind the priest, and no bow and arrow in his hand, but he still holds the bow in one hand, and the **** overlapped in the other hand, pressing the thumb to hook the string.

And in these short seconds, a hurricane-like air flow quickly surging and gathering, because the pressure was too great, there was even a sharp explosion in the air!

The hurricanes converge into invisible and terrifying feather arrows on the strings. Even if you don't look at it with your eyes, your skin will get goose bumps because of the huge pressure.

The other side of the longbow was illuminated by light, with the priest's soft eyebrows.

He pulled the bowstring to its fullest, pointed at the light tower, and made a warm wish: "I want to see the cubs."

Hardcore make a wish.

Patriarch: "..."

Light Tower: "..."

The light tower trembled at a frequency visible to the naked eye.

After a while, he shook more greatly.

About half a minute later, all the elves received a text message notification:

"[Light Tower Tour] Dear elves parents! Congratulations on being selected for the first three-hour trip to the earth. Please decide the travel candidate within two hours. For more details and precautions, please see the attachment."

... Indeed no one can refuse the wish of the elves!

Botanical garden, glass greenhouse.

Wen Xingze took out the mechanical pocket watch, and the director asked nervously next to him: "Can you shoot it?"

"It's okay to shoot, but it may not pass the trial..." Wen Xingze said, squatting down and bringing the pocket watch close to the soil, moving the hour hand back for an hour.

Robot parents have recently gradually introduced him to some pocket watches. For example, pocket watches can actually reset the time of certain items individually-as long as he resets the time of the soil and crops of the glass greenhouse back to before the stealing incident, then Isn't everything going well?

Wen Xingze thinks he is so smart!

Of course, the robot parents have also told him that the time to reset an object alone may have an unexpected deviation, but Wen Xingze feels that he will not be biased anymore.

The second hand stops moving.

In the blink of an eye, the soil and farmland that had been ripped apart returned to its original neat appearance.

However, there was a little accident.

The program group and the three young internet addicts who were standing upside down writing reviews on the keyboard looked at each other. Those three keyboards appeared out of thin air in the center of the soil, where the young Internet addicts stood when they stole vegetables not long ago.

The program group is very daunting.

The internet addiction youths felt very nostalgic, and then screamed: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, help!!!"

"Mistakes, mistakes." Wen Xingze did not expect that restoring the soil state would bring back the people standing on the soil. He quickly set the hour hand back to the original point in time, and the youths with internet addiction disappeared again.

Program group: "..."

Wen Xingze paused and moved the clock again, but this time he accidentally slipped his hand. I don't know what error has occurred. When I open my eyes, not to mention the soil, even the entire glass flower house disappears.

A ruined temple full of spider webs appeared out of thin air in the botanical garden.

A man dressed as a scholar in Tsing Yi rushed into the eaves of the temple to hide from the rain with a small baggage. A girl in cloth and embroidered shoes was holding an umbrella for him. The girl looked only about eighteen years old, and she was a bit beautiful Ghostly.

The scholar stared at them dullly for a few seconds, then hesitated and said, "I'm bringing my wife to Beijing to rush for the exam. Seeing that you are dressed in strange clothes, are you also candidates?"

Program group: "…………"

The director was shocked and his lips trembled: "Are you called Ning Caichen..."

"Wait! It was my fault!"

Before the scholar could reply, Wen Xingze hurriedly dialed the hour hand, and the ruined temple and the scholar woman disappeared. This time the deviation is a bit too big, it's back hundreds of years, and the worldview is out of order!

Wen Xingze decided to try again for the last time, and then this time a dinosaur appeared directly above the soil... Wen Xingze quickly turned the hour hand back to the way it was after the first adjustment, and the three keyboards and young internet addicts appeared again with horror.

They called the police and pulled the three young internet addicts back. At this time, only a small slice of pepper was destroyed, and they could finally start shooting!

In the glass greenhouse, the green plants are lush and prosperous in the sunshine.

The staff of the program group were speechless.

Wen Xingze gradually became a little nervous: "...Hi?"

However, just a few seconds later, everyone suddenly began to applaud and cheer, rushing over and throwing Wen Xingze up: "Yeah! It's time to shoot! I have food to eat at night!"

Wen Xingze said to the director: "I'm sorry, those scenes just now are actually..."

"Haha, don't force us to think with our brains," the director patted Wen Xingze on the shoulder, "just so, everyone understands, come, let's start shooting!"

So this issue of "Hundred Tastes of the World" started shooting happily.

At the beginning, it is popular science, and then professionals will lead the guests to try to participate in the process of cultivation. This type of variety show is also a highlight for celebrities and guests to do farm work, and there happened to be a small piece of pepper in the greenhouse that was destroyed, and Professor Guo took everyone to plant this piece of pepper.

The staff handed out simple gloves and various tools to the guests. Wen Xingze was about to reach out to pick them up. Unexpectedly, at this second, a line of words spontaneously appeared in his mind, like some kind of game interface:

"Di! Parents choose to turn on the lv1 sprite filter for Zai Zai, do you agree?"

Wen Xingze: "?"

Can you actually see the filter information in your head? Wen Xingze actually turned on the filter before, but this was the first time this happened.

He chose to agree.

Three seconds later, a font appeared again:

"Successfully opened, the Zub version system was successfully activated for the first time!"

"[Elves Filter lv1. Children of the Forest (Light Elves)] Introduction: You are the only faith of the light elves. Please listen to everything, please touch the souls in all the veins of plants. You will control their lives and all soil , Water, light and wind."

"Now, follow your heart, follow the instincts in your blood that belong to the light spirit——"

Wen Xingze seemed to hear the distant ballad, accompanied by the sound of the harp being plucked by the elf bard.

Wen Xingze closed his eyes and opened them again.

He looked at the vast glass greenhouse, and an unfamiliar impulse rushed in his blood vessels and breath. This impulse had no reason, but he couldn't suppress it anyway.

He really wants...

I really want to grow vegetables!

Wen Xingze: "..."

Yeah.

He remembered that the elves did have a hobby of farming, and the light elves were born with a high affinity for wood elements. The main star of the elves was actually a barren star, and it was the elves who had been planted forcibly after they moved over!

A bright wizard on the surface, a happy farmer in reality.

And the green plants planted by the elves have some special effects. The elves like to send a lot of green plants to the capital star palace, but they do not often sell them, but occasionally put one for auction when they are short of money. Yes, it will probably be driven to an incredible price.

Wen Xingze couldn't think any more, his brain was completely filled with the desire to grow vegetables.

Immediately afterwards, we arrived at the stage where the guests were doing their own farm work. Wen Xingze found the land and didn't want to wait for a moment, so he immediately started planting vegetables.

The photographer took Wen Xingze seriously-Wen Xingze fits well with any scene, like now.

He half-kneeled among the lush green plants, and the camera captured his profile from top to bottom in the overlapping shadows.

A gust of nameless wind blew through the glass greenhouse. In the vast greenhouse, all the green plants shook their branches and leaves in an instant, spreading and oscillating layer by layer with Wenxingze as the center, as if to express surrender to him. .

Wen Xingze lowered his eyelashes, and Sunlight hugged him.

The photographer seemed to see Wen Xingze’s pointed ears from the lens, and the pupils seemed to reveal some clear and strong emerald colors, like the king of the elves living in the world, transparent and expensive without eating the fireworks...

The people around were a little stunned, the photographer zoomed in and gave a close-up. Moreover, he suddenly had an impulse.

That is, I really want to give Wen Xingze a shovel.

Photographer: "?"

Obviously he was not alone in producing this impulse, because soon a shovel appeared next to Wen Xingze, and then a watering bottle, seeds, pH tester, various nutrient solutions, etc. appeared.

Wen Xingze put on his gloves, gently twisted a cluster of soil to observe the humidity and composition, then soaked the seeds, loosened the soil, and sowed at intervals.

At first, Wen Xingze was a little rusty, but the great talent brought by the wizard filter made him get used to it quickly, and his vegetable growing movements became more and more proficient and even beautiful...

The other guests just finished the task hastily and stopped planting, so the entire open space became Wen Xingze's. And Wen Xingze was completely immersed in the happy world of farming, and could not even feel the changes in the outside world.

At some point, the entire greenhouse fell silent, and everyone watched Wen Xingze farming intently. In fact, there seemed to be nothing special, but it just made people unable to look away.

If a passerby passes by and sees this scene, it will surely make a big jump, which is like some kind of mysterious religious ceremony.

Half an hour later, Professor Guo brought his graduate students.

Professor Guo Shiqing has great accomplishments in the field of agronomy and botany. He is the most important leader in modern times, and even if he reaches the current position, he still often goes down the line to plant... He has very strict requirements for students, almost I never heard him boast about anyone.

He pointed to Wen Xingze and said to the three graduate students he led: "Here, look at him."

These three graduate students, two men and one woman, were all chasing Long Ye, and they were so excited that they almost danced.

In particular, the female graduate student had already completely liked Wen Xingze, and immediately her heart was a little bad. She covered her face and said, "Look, I saw it, Ah Ze is so beautiful!"

They knew before that Professor Guo was going to record a variety show with Wen Xingze. Female graduate students also secretly thought of taking the opportunity of the teacher to take a quiet look at Wen Xingze, but they were rejected by Professor Guo. The reason why Professor Guo rejected her at the time was' They are all laymen, they are just popular science entertainment and variety shows. You are a waste of time when you come.

At this time, Professor Guo patted the heads of his students, and the bandit leader hated iron and steel: "Who made you look at your face?! Look at his planting steps, actions, and how to deal with the soil. Look at all the details. Sure!"

Graduate students: "Huh?"

Professor Guo sighed: "This is called professionalism, this is called high level! It is a pity that the young generation in our country still has such talented agricultural talents, how to become an actor..."

Graduate students: "Huh?????"

"..."

Chi Yan was supposed to arrive at 4:30, but something was delayed. When he came, the planting process had come to an end.

Because the incident of a youth with internet addiction delayed the recording process, it was decided to add a section of cooking and dinner together with guests and staff. The staff were walking back in twos and threes carrying shovel tools or something.

Chi Yan said a few words and passed through the chattering and laughing crowd with a cold expression. The whole greenhouse was quiet in an instant, just like boiling water dropped to freezing point in a second, everyone became excited after a short period of stagnation, but no one spoke.

The space fell into a kind of inexplicable silence.

And in this silence, under the glass dome. Wen Xingze had just finished planting vegetables and still had some meaning. He was originally surrounded by graduate students and staff asking questions to sign. At this time, the people around him suddenly became quiet, so he followed the crowd's sight.

Wen Xingze blinked.

He was a little dazed from the beginning, but gradually became full of joy in the back. He waved his small shovel at Chi Yan and smiled with little tiger teeth: "Teacher Chi—"

Chi Yan was still expressionless, Ru Han Tan's brows and eyes were slightly warm, and he nodded.

It seemed that in an instant, Chi Yan revealed a little bit of soft, human qualities.

He quickened his pace and walked towards Wen Xingze.

Wen Xingze is still in the joy and sense of accomplishment of growing vegetables. He wants to show off to Chi Yan and get compliments. He is in a state where he doesn't speak too much.

Before Chi Yan could come over, Wen Xingze spoke again. He pointed at the field he had just planted all afternoon with a shovel, and said in the tone of the overbearing president, all proud: "Look, this is the country I planted for you."

Chi Yan: "?"

other people:"???"

Parents of the Muse Empire: "???"