If you ask questions in a guided way, the world will be destroyed by children.

And children also have a very good trait, that is, they don't admit it even if they find out that they are wrong.

Although adults also have this trait, children themselves can be unreasonable.

"Dad, Dad?" Chen Luo didn't care about whether the little Shenzi was lying, but was shocked by the title that Shenzi said for a whole year.

What are you talking about?

I haven't even held a girl's hand... oh no, I have.

I haven't even kissed a girl's mouth now... oh no, I have

I now…

Forget it, I... I'm still a child!

Chen Luo is panicking now.

If his parents heard that he even had a child now, then Chen Luo felt that he would not be able to see the sun next year.

No matter how strong you become, no matter how high your status is, your father will remain your father, and your mother will remain your mother.

And little fox, why did you choose [Dad] among so many choices?

Master, elder brother, eldest brother, boss, boss, wronged **** shoveler, servant... can't they all work?

You chose the most outrageous one!

Even Abi, who was on the side, fell into shock mode after hearing Shenzi's words

I've lived a long life, can I be an aunt now?

No, no, shouldn't the most important thing now be why you are an aunt?

Could it be... the person in front of him is not the Son of God, but the daughter of the Son of God and Chen Luo?

"Well, may I ask, why do you call me Dad?"

Chen Luo, who thought of an outrageous explanation at the same time as Abi, started to panic again.

"Don't human beings call the male elders who are responsible for taking care of their daily life, education, survival and care, daddy?" Shenzi stopped crying, tilted his head and asked

"call."

Chen Luo breathed a sigh of relief.

If he plays some weird games and calls himself father, then Chen Luo can still accept it.

If it was her real biological daughter, then Chen Luoren would be stupid.

"Come here." Chen Luo hooked his fingers at the little fox.

After hesitating for a while, the little **** walked up to Chen Luo.

"Come on, sit on my lap. Wouldn't you catch a cold if you don't wear shoes?" Chen Luo looked down at the little **** who was walking barefoot on the bar without shoes.

After Shenzi was turned into a child by Chen Luo, he brought a suit of clothes with him.

Chen Luo still likes this kind of humanized protection method, otherwise Chen Luo would become a pervert?

But although the little fox has clothes, he has no shoes.

Serious fox who wears shoes?

Chen Luo was very worried as Little God walked in the bar barefoot.

"It's not cold, and dad is also barefoot." The little **** muttered in a low voice as he slowly climbed onto Chen Luo's lap.

"Don't call me daddy, and I'm not completely barefoot, I'm even wrapped in bandages." Chen Luo took advantage of the situation to adjust the position of Shenzi before Shenzi was on his lap

The adjusted position changed from Shenzi sitting on Chen Luo's lap to Shenzi lying on Chen Luo's lap.

Perhaps it was Chen Luo's precepts and deeds as a parent that made the little fox think that not wearing shoes is a normal thing?

"If you don't call him Dad, what's your name?" The little **** raised his head and looked up at Chen Luo with some difficulty.

The little **** didn't quite understand why Chen Luo let himself lie on Chen Luo's lap instead of sitting on it.

"Call me Master Gardener!"

"Crack!" Chen Luo's voice fell, and at the same time, the palm of his hand was in close contact with Xiao Shenzi's buttocks.

Children cannot tell lies.

If you lie, you will be beaten.

But Chen Luo is not some kind of devil, Chen Luo was beaten in a bar.

You can't take any damage in the bar, at most there will be some squeezing feeling caused by the collision volume.

"Wow!" After being stunned for a moment, the little **** who understood what Chen Luo was doing cried out again.

"Dad is beating someone!"

"I've said it all, don't call me Dad. Even if you don't want to be called Master Gardener, you can call me Master."

Chen Luo already has two daughters, one is Mercury Lamp and the other is ■■■■, Chen Luo doesn't want to have another daughter anymore.

That's all for the mercury lamp, after all, it's a puppet made by myself.

And this special identity of ■■■■ has never been known.

But the Son of God can't do it.

If someone finds out that the Son of God is yelling, then Chen Luo's reputation in the bar will plummet...

Although it's not much better now.

"Don't call me master, just call me dad, just call me dad!" Shenzi thumped on Chen Luo's lap.

Just because Xiao Shenzi is young doesn't mean his IQ is low, and the kids nowadays are also very smart.

Little God could feel that Chen Luo couldn't really hurt himself, so he was very stubborn and unwilling to change his title.

"emmm..."

"Snapped!"

Chen Luo, who found out that the little fox was unrepentant after beating him for a while, snapped his fingers and cut off the magical power supply of the sheep transformation technique instantly.

This magic-altered sheep-changing technique is not without consumption, and the amount of magic power used needs to be determined according to the difference in strength between the two parties.

Fortunately, the current group of little foxes is weak, so it didn't take much magic power for Chen Luo to turn it into a little lolita.

If you can't solve the problem, then solve the person who created the problem.

Since the little fox can't change his name, let the little fox never speak!

And the little **** who turned back into a little fox, lay on Chen Luo's lap for a few seconds in a daze, as if his head had been overwhelmed by the memory of turning into a little loli just now.

But then he became angry from embarrassment!

"Beep!"

Today, little fox, I am going to kill someone to silence me!

It can be seen that the IQ of the little fox in the form of a little loli may not be as high as the current little fox.

It may not be accurate to say IQ, it should be said to be spiritual intelligence.

The little fox looks like a fox now, but his IQ has reached the level above junior high school and not high school.

And the little Shenzi just now was probably at the level of kindergarten above elementary school.

"Okay, okay, don't be angry, I didn't mean it, after all, I didn't ask you to call me daddy." Chen Luo tried to appease the little fox, but when he heard the word [Dad], his originally frenzied The little fox became even more manic!

"Beep!"

You still say, you still say!

"Actually, you don't have to worry so much. Anyway, there are only three of us in the bar, and we are all our own people." Chen Luo pointed to himself and then to Abby.

"..." The little fox stood upright, clenched his fists, and didn't seem to want to let it go

Looking around Chen Luo's body, the little fox seemed to be thinking about where to start? Where does it feel best to start?

"Oh, by the way, Xiaoba, you may not know it, but the bar actually has a video editing function. Well, you don't want to spread the video just now, do you?" Looking at the little fox who didn't want to let it go, Chen Luo's face Gradually revealed a malicious look.

"!" The little fox looked at Chen Luo in shock!

Is there any law of heaven, is there any law of the king, you won't even let the little fox go?

Beast!

No, not as good as animals!

"Oh, my shoulders are suddenly sore, I really want someone to beat my back." Chen Luo stretched.

"Brother, I'll come." Abby raised his hand, intending to show himself.

In this way, my brother should forget about the matter of playing a game and fishing just now.

"No, Abi, just play games for a while. In five minutes, Judas will call us to have lunch." Chen Luo stopped Abi, and then looked down at the table sitting on his lap. The frightened little fox.

"?!" The little fox pricked up his ears and was instantly alert.

"Little Ba, you have to understand one thing, every meal of fried tofu you eat is not for nothing." Chen Luo caressed the little fox's pink ears affectionately.

"And black history is not something that can disappear naturally."

"..." What happened today is enough to shock the little fox for a whole year!

Seeing the increasingly full smile on Chen Luo's face, the little fox also thought that he would rather die than surrender, but when he thought of the black history of being called "Dad" being leaked out, the little fox couldn't help but feel salty on Chen Luo's lap. Turning over there like a fish.

"Beep!"

you win!

You are not as good as a beast!

Even the little fox feels incredible.

"Oh, it's so comfortable." Even though I felt that the little fox didn't use much force, it was a kind of pleasure in itself to let the little fox, a house demolition maniac, serve him.

If you want to be a clean official, you have to be more treacherous than a corrupt official

In the same way, if you want to restrain the crumb fox, you have to be more crumbly than the crumb fox.

"Ha! It's finally out!" The Herrscher of Consciousness suddenly floated out of Chen Luo's sea of ​​consciousness.

"The **** tree of imaginary numbers and the sea of ​​quantum, don't let me catch the opportunity, or I will beat you two so that you won't even recognize the real tree of imaginary numbers and the sea of ​​quantum!" After leaving Chen Luo's sea of ​​consciousness However, the Herrscher of Consciousness did not forget to give the **** to the two guardians in Chen Luo's Consciousness Sea.

The Herrscher of Knowledge made a big fuss in Quantum Sea because of the scene where Chen Luo and Hua embraced, but not everyone is Nezha

In this way, the Herrscher of Knowledge was hoisted up by the Tree of Imaginary Numbers and the Sea of ​​Quantum and beaten up.

First, it was kneaded repeatedly by the sea of ​​quantum, and then it was hung up by the branches of the tree of imaginary numbers for a long time.

When Chen Luo was in the collapsed world of the tree of imaginary numbers and the sea of ​​quantum, the Herrscher of Knowledge couldn't move them at all.

"Okay, don't be angry, what's the relief of bullying the fake tree of imaginary numbers and the sea of ​​quantum, think about it, they can only stay in my sea of ​​consciousness, but you can freely enter and leave the real world. They are two I envy you." Chen Luo comforted.

"That makes sense." The Herrscher of Knowledge nodded.

"... Sigh." Looking at the Herrscher of Knowledge, who was easy to coax, Chen Luo began to face up to the terrifying achievement of the kindergarten principal.

This achievement is really useful for coaxing children.

If it is said that Abi belongs to the physically immature group, then the Law of Knowledge probably belongs to the psychologically immature group of people.

Even with Fu Hua's 50,000-year memory, the tricks of coaxing children are still tried and tested on the Herrscher of Knowledge.

"Xiaozhi." Chen Luo suddenly shouted.

"What are you doing?" Herrscher of Knowledge, who originally wanted to see what game Abby was playing, turned around.

As soon as he turned around, he saw Chen Luo's cold face.

"!" The Herrscher of Knowledge was suddenly startled.

Ah, what did I do?

Or was it discovered that something bad was done before?

The current Chen Luo looks so scary!

The Herrscher of Knowledge looked at Chen Luo's cold face, and his heart began to beat.