"That girl, do you want to sign a contract with me to become a magical girl?" After being rejected by Su Yuan, Chubby didn't bother him much, because in Chubby's opinion, there are many girls in this bar who are suitable to become magical girls. .

It is not necessary to give up a large forest for a sapling.

"While playing, I'm already a magical girl." Yun Xia was so disgusted that her brain collapsed, and she flew out of the cupid who was squatting in front of her asking.

If it weren't for the fact that they couldn't hurt each other in the bar, Yun Xia could knock his head off with a single staff

Kewpie's natural enemy of magical girls.

Yun Xia was very upset when she saw it.

Qiubi glanced at Yun Xia in confusion, not quite understanding why he encountered such a big rejection.

But don't panic, there are many other human girls in the bar.

As for the fact that Yun Xia has long been a magical girl, Chubby has already made preparations for this after learning that this bar is a bar connected to other worlds

And Chubby has no feelings, so naturally there will be no doubts.

"Girl, do you want to sign a contract with me to become a magical girl? I can help you realize a wish." Chubby gave up the little tree again and rushed towards the forest.

"Oh, me? I'm sorry, I don't need it." Facing Qiubi's question, Mei shook her head.

"Any wish can come true." Cupid repeated again.

"Really?" Hearing Qiubi's swearing words, Yai couldn't help feeling a little moved, and then subconsciously glanced at Chen Luo next to her.

Chen Luo, who was staring at Chubby's movements all the time, and even gave up on carving dolls, found that Mei, who was talking to Qiubi, glanced at him, and his face turned black.

"Of course it is true. You have the potential to become a magical girl. After becoming a magical girl, you will gain great power." Chubby nodded.

Chubby found that in the bar, there are really many girls with great karma.

In addition to the purple-haired girl in front of her, the white-haired girl next to her who has been eating is also an excellent container.

[Wow, this **** yin beast actually robbed you of food, didn't you say anything? 】

The intelligence of Chen Luo's humanized plug-in is burning!

"However, it didn't. If it succeeds once, I will lose." Chen Luo said lightly in his heart.

As Chen Luo said, Mei still tactfully rejected Qiubi's idea of ​​helping Mei realize his wish.

Mei feels that some things still need to be achieved by their own efforts.

【It may steal your entrustment...】

"Kill it! Dare to steal my business?!" Chen Luo stood up instantly.

[Ah, as expected of a colleague. 】

"Who are you scolding for being with Qiubi? Let me ask you, who are you scolding?" Chen Luo was upset.

How can you compare me to Kyubey?

【Don't you think you look a lot like Cupid? And don't you think Chubby's tone is familiar now? 】

"Want to become a magical girl? I can fulfill your wish without any price, and I don't need to pay any compensation." Chubby still persevered.

"...It does look familiar."

Chen Luo looked at this Chubby and asked everywhere if someone wanted to fulfill their wish [Do you want to sign a contract to become a magical girl? ]'s Chubby, I always feel like I've heard his words somewhere...

Is it an illusion?

"Huh? Chen Luo, is this your pet? Why is it carved out of the same mold as you, receiving wishes everywhere?" After Yakumozi threw Chubby aside in disgust, she turned her head impatiently Asked to Chen Luo.

"..."

[Look, did you say that you are Qiubi's peers and slander you? You're just another Kewpie, okay? 】

"..."

Chen Luo thought about it carefully, and then turned pale with shock.

No way, Kewpy is actually me?

Impossible, absolutely impossible!

[Okay, give up struggling, no matter how you look at it, the similarity between you and Kewbi is very high. Conservative estimate, the similarity is as high as 89.9%]

【Qiubi helps others realize their wishes in order to absorb the huge energy generated by their desperation after their fall, and you help others realize their wishes in order to radiate the power of the wish at the moment the wish arises. 】

[It also absorbs human emotions, and most of the targets are girls, and it also helps others to realize their wishes without charging any price...Why are you not Chubby? 】

"..."

Chen Luo fell into deep thought, and Chen Luo fell into confusion.

Damn, what this humanized plug-in said makes sense.

Chen Luo wanted to refute, but Chen Luo didn't know where to start.

"Chubi, right? Can you come over here?" Chen Luo hesitated for a moment, then asked Qiubi.

"Why do you want to sign a contract with me and become a magical girl?" Hearing Chen Luo's call, Qiubi ran over actively.

Although Chen Luo is not a girl, and his emotions may not be very rich, and it may be difficult to fall into despair, Chen Luo's karma is great.

In the world of Magical Girl Madoka, the greater the karma, the stronger the power after becoming a magical girl, and when the magical girl falls into despair, the stronger the power of despair will be.

"Want to sign a contract with me? I can help you realize your wish." Chen Luo took out the contract book.

"..."

Chen Luo's words made Qiubi unable to deal with it.

wait, what did you say?

You... Did you steal my lines just now?

"This is a magical bar that connects different worlds, and I am the manager of this bar. My favorite thing is to help others realize their wishes. If you don't believe me, you can ask other people in the bar." Chen Luo said solemnly.

"So as long as you sign a contract with me and promise me a request, I will definitely help you realize your wish."

"Really? Any wish is fine?" Chubby frowned, feeling that the matter was not simple.

"Well, any wish is fine."

"Then what's your condition?"

"Sign a contract with me to be my ammunition. I have the ability to sacrifice a lot of damage to the enemy, but I don't have a good friend who can automatically resurrect...I think you can. Don't worry, if you become my ammunition If so, every death is well deserved and will not be wasted." Chen Luo said sincerely.

"Cousin, how can you do business like this? It's going to make people fall into a death cycle. It's strange if the other party agrees."

Su Yuan didn't quite understand why Chen Luo was so smart before but now so stupid

Anyway, changing to Su Yuan, Su Yuan would not let herself fall into a state of death all the time. It sounds too much to use it as ammunition for others, right?

"This request is reasonable, but you must show the ability to help me realize my wish."

But to Su Yuan's surprise, Qiubi did not strongly object to Chen Luo's behavior of using himself as ammunition. Instead, he doubted Chen Luo's ability to realize his wish.

Su Yuan's consideration is actually quite reasonable, but what Su Yuan doesn't know is that Chubby has no feelings. (But Chubby is good at playing with emotions)

"Of course. How do you want me to show it?"

"I don't know." Cupid shook his head.

"I have a gun, yes, no matter how far away it is, I can shoot him, and then make him laugh uncontrollably for 10 minutes." Chen Luo thought for a while and said.

"It's great, but it doesn't help me much."

"I have a skill, which can be called the ability of rules. No matter who plays chess with me, I will definitely win."

"No."

"I have…"

"No..."

Chen Luolian mentioned several strange abilities, but Qiubi didn't seem to be very tempted.

According to Chubby's words, these abilities are very powerful, but they don't help him, and it doesn't seem like he can realize his wish.

Please, my Kewpie's wish is not some low-level taste.

My wish is to stop the increase of entropy and avoid the arrival of heat death...

"Chen Luo, have a glass of golden bitter gourd juice."

【Ding! You have a new commission! 】

"Wait a minute." After Chen Luo put the bitter melon juice into the river of time, he gave Teresa all the three cups of bitter melon juice that appeared.

But when he saw the three ordinary cups of bitter gourd juice, Qiubi couldn't move his eyes away.

Especially when Chubby saw the three cups of bitter gourd juice being drunk by the white-haired dwarf one after another, Chubby, who has always been emotionless, was greatly shocked.

"It seems...you are very interested in my river **** talent."

"Are you interested in learning about the ability to make three copies of one thing without consumption?" Chen Luo's voice rang in Qiubi's ear.

Qiubi turned his head, his body was shrouded in the shadow of Chen Luo, as if foreshadowing something.

But Chubby doesn't care, Chubby has no feelings, so he won't be afraid.

Qiubi is only interested in the ability that Chen Luo said.

Make two more copies of an item without consumption?

Should this ability to violate the laws of nature really exist?

And when Chubby looked at the other two Chubby in front of him, he was sure that such a thing did exist.

The silver self and the golden self...

It's just amazing.

And if even the Milky Way is a river, wouldn't it be more efficient?

Here comes the question, if the energy of the entire universe can be tripled or more than tripled, wouldn't it be faster than abducting magical girls?

"Human emotions are very unstable and fully uncontrollable." Chen Luo said.

And Chubby was reluctantly persuaded.

Instead of using skills, Qiubi used rational judgment to let Chen Luo transform the existing energy into more than three parts, which was faster and more efficient than abducting magical girls.

"Wait, why is it written in this contract that you will not help me realize my wish until you break through the upper limit of your river god's ability to the SSS level, and it depends on my contribution to determine the progress of my wish? But I want From the moment the contract is signed, as your ammunition?" Qiubi asked

"Is there a possibility that if energy can't be copied in three copies at the beginning, the golden one may never come out, because the ability of the river **** requires a body. This will cause a great waste of."

"And when the upper limit of my River God's ability reaches the SSS level, the efficiency will be even higher."

"In order to prevent meaningless waste, it is normal to wait until the SSS-level talent is unlocked to help you?"

"But I need you to be my good friend tomorrow, otherwise there will be no time."

"Don't worry, I, Chen Luo, have a very high reputation in the entire bar."

"If it was changed to a period of time, I might not even accept this wish."

【persuade】

【1d70】

【1】(Big Success)

(The pyramid schemer will eventually be pyramid schemed... Chubby has completely believed your nonsense, and will do his best to help you at any time and any place in the next period of time.)

"…make a deal."

Staring at the seemingly complete and mature contract with all the regulations, Chubby finally pressed his fingerprint.

The contract slowly lifted into the air, and then turned into flames and dissipated...

But I don't know if it's Chubby's illusion, Chubby always feels that the contract is burning and burning, and it seems to have become two...

"Luo Luo, are you really going to help it realize its wish?" After seeing Qiubi bouncing away from the bar, Yun Xia leaned over to Chen Luo and asked.

Chubby now returned to his original world, ready to make some changes to his body.

As a Chubby who only travels on a business trip (different world level), Chubby needs to modify his resurrection method.

"Of course... guess what?"

After confirming that Qiubi had left, Chen Luo instantly lowered his face.