This Group of Players Are All Slimes
v10 Chapter 33: Weird customs
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After selecting more than a dozen inventions, the president of the Chamber of Commerce immediately took these inventions, as well as samples of various commodities, and embarked on the journey in person.
After the great integration, some roads can still be used. At the end of the roads are cities, and rely on these roads to maintain mutual exchanges and commodity exchanges.
However, these roads are not considered safe. Wandering monsters, adventurers who want to see money, and even some private soldiers of the lord may come out as a bandit, leaving the past merchants dead.
Upon learning that the president of the Chamber of Commerce was going to another city for merchandise display, a group of players immediately volunteered to stand up and prepare to assist the president of the Chamber of Commerce to go to the next city together.
It's time to make trouble!
The new hot spring city is currently on the right track, and some players have nothing to do for the time being. Invention and creation are not the brains, and there is nothing else to do except for trouble.
And when you get there, you can see if there are any princesses who can rush to play, if there are other gods who can be disgusting, or just taste the local specialties and give everyone a meal after they come back. No matter what you think, it is a treat. Good thing.
Therefore, in a convoy of five carriages, two carriages were packed with slimes of various colors, and even the top of the carriages were glued to a few players, which seemed to be covered with mushrooms from a distance.
On the bumpy carriage, the players gnawed the dried meat and sang songs, living a very happy life.
"Do you think we will encounter robbers? What should we say when we are robbed for the first time to appear that we are often robbed?"
"You can say that you don't want money, but you want color."
"I really don't know if you are more perverted when you say this, or the robber who made this request is more perverted."
"It's all perverts, do you want to get a contempt chain? Do you want to be so stubborn."
In the words of the players, the carriage went to the next stop, Changfeng City, in a safe manner.
Changfeng City is a fortress-type city. It was located in the northern part of the mainland when it was in the human world. It shouldered the heavy responsibility of resisting Kate and other monsters in the north.
In their lineage, the part of human beings from giants is particularly obvious, which makes them appear very tall.
The players who were safe along the way jumped out of the carriage and sighed regretfully: "It's a pity, I still want to play the bandit."
"Yes, I have been lacking a few coolies recently, and I feel that my farm doesn't have any fertilizer."
The players sighed and stared at the city gate in front of them, until the gate was lowered and a strong man with a height of 2.5 meters walked out.
Looking down at the President of the Chamber of Commerce, he opened his arms and hugged the President of the Chamber of Commerce as hard as a baby chicken.
"My friend, you are here, what good things did you bring me this time?"
"Nail clippers." The president of the Chamber of Commerce struggled and said, "Let me down, I feel my ribs are broken again. Is it okay not to torture my old man?"
"You are too thin and weak, you should eat more meat! I have said that your horses are of no use. It is so good to slaughter them while they are still fat. Oh, you also brought food reserves, how do you know that I like to eat? Slime?"
Loosing the chairman of the Chamber of Commerce, the giant man squeezed a slime and sent it into his mouth as if he was eating a jelly bean, and swallowed it without even chewing it.
Then, his abdomen swelled fiercely, and a beam of flame spewed from his mouth, and it stopped after fifteen minutes.
"Enough, is this your new product?" The giant burped, and spit out a puff of black smoke. "What is the name of this thing? I want to buy more."
"It seems to be called Angry Birds. How much will I ask for you later?"
The players grew their mouths to look at the tower-like giants, and never expected that there would be such a fierce man who ate raw explosives.
The angry bird that jumped out of the copy dish jumped to the other players' side, and asked in confusion, "What happened just now? I felt like I entered a dark place and exploded without reacting. Am I right? The hidden mission is triggered."
"That's right." A player nodded, "Brother Bird, how much money will you give you before you are willing to betray your body?"
"Which stinking problem is this? Hey, I seem to be flying. Hey, why did I get into a dark place again? Hey, why did I die again?"
Knowing that the angry bird died five times repeatedly, he understood what had happened.
The giant man who learned the story laughed and invited the group to his lord's mansion.
Although it is called the Lord’s Mansion, this is an open-air camp, where big men wrapped in animal skins and armor sit by the huge bonfire, eating unknown monsters, and drinking stored spirits.
"Are you holding a banquet, Grant?" the president of the Chamber of Commerce asked suspiciously.
The giant named Grant is the one who led a group of people into the Great Wind City. He is the nominal lord here, but he is more like a tribal chief, commanding his giant tribe.
Hearing the question from the president of the chamber of commerce, Grant burst out laughing.
"Yes, it's a banquet! I'm getting married!"
"Oh, congratulations...what? Doesn't your custom have to find a woman who matches yours? Did you find it?"
"Yes, she's such a powerful girl. I played with her for three days and three nights before we can tell the winner. She praised my man very much, but I really don't understand her language. You understand.' Damn barbarians, "Let me go, the barbarians of the north", "You two dare to abandon me", "I'm a man," what does it mean?"
Upon hearing these words, the players looked at each other and then asked: "Where is the person you are talking about?"
"It's in my bedroom. Why, do you want to grab the bride? Great, just here!"
Grant’s bizarre remarks made the players completely confused about why, until the Chamber of Commerce president explained in a low voice: “The northerners here don’t value bloodliness very much, but they are very interested in powerful fighters. If you take it publicly here With the bride, instead of being unhappy, they will let you hand over your first child to them for training. Because in this way, you can get the blood of a powerful warrior and make their clan stronger."
"Oh. God painter, your tauren book has new material again."
"It's my shit!" The **** painter said angrily, "And you didn't find that person we might know?"
"Yes, let's look at the bride quickly."
"She is very ugly, but she is very strong. It doesn't matter if you look at it. If you want to grab it, remember to come to me and we will fight face to face!"
Bypassing Grant, the players jumped into the extraordinarily large bedroom and saw the person tied to the bed.
The other party was dressed in a white gown, his snow-white skin was as white as moonlight, and his familiar face was now full of tears.
Hearing the door opening, UU read www. Uukanshu.com yelled hoarsely: "I am Yonia, the battlefield Valkyrie of the Southern Army. I know Rollin. I have merit in mankind. You can't do this to me! And my body is a puppet, and I don’t have a child. Function."
"No, you have." The professor said calmly, "My professor is never foolproof. You have that function."
"Don't add useless functions! Wait, you are a professor, my God, are you here to save me!"
A group of players felt a little sick looking at Ionya who was crying in the rain.
When they think of the soul of a man in it, they lose all their sexuality at all.
But some players are even more excited!
They immediately rushed out of the room and jumped in front of Grant: "Young man, light up the weapon, I want to fight you!"
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