This Person is Too Serious
v1 Chapter 218: God of sleep
Shenjun's Tianma kept hissing, and the wheels of the ‘mine’ cart rolled over.
Hundreds of flying shuttles moved in unison, slowly flying from the south, stopping neatly and uniformly over the dome.
Suddenly, the sky is full of light when the magic weapon is recovered.
Teams of elite fairy soldiers appeared in the air, dressed in silver armor and holding long spears, men and women standing side by side, still in a neat line.
More than a hundred immortal masters appeared from various places, shook out of the avenue, and showed a fierce light on their faces. All the vitality was locked on the **** of heaven to make sleep.
This made Sleeping God frowned and moved back a few steps secretly.
Just listen to this **** smile and say: "Human realm will not be enough, embarrass me, a little **** who came for peace in the great wilderness, right?"
Xiao Jiandao and several deputy pavilion masters laughed and said nothing.
There was a little cold sweat on the white face of the **** of sleep, and he was ready to slip away at any time.
Looking at the sky, the hordes of fairy soldiers scattered around, like a huge firework slowly blooming, and it also implies a change in the direction of the gossip.
At the periphery of the venue, many monks wanted to applaud, but felt that the situation here was a bit unsuitable. From Yuanxian to Tianxian, they were holding shelves, and occasionally someone nodded calmly and said "good".
The Naruto drove the sky carriage and hovered over the dome for several weeks before falling towards the center of the dome.
The ferocious aura permeated everywhere, and the monks were silent for a moment.
Under the shining of the sun, under the sloppy paint of the carriage, the crystal clear light of the treasure mine is so eye-catching.
Look at this car wheel, the star mine is embellishment, the lapis lazuli mine is the skeleton, the Furong mine is the car plate, and the diopside is the handrail; and there is the white chalcedony as the base material, which is known as the strongest formation material, and the simplest depiction is Floating prohibition.
Before Wu Wang sat down, he felt a little uneasy in his heart.
He didn't think it was expensive or something, he was mainly worried...Will this thing have radiation?
"Stop."
Ming Snake said coldly, and the two handsome Pegasus immediately raised their front hoofs and hovered steadily half a foot off the ground.
Jimo and Lin Qi got up first and jumped off the frame from the left.
The two of them were in a very good mood, and followed Wu Wang on the stage. They already made a lot of limelight; on the next occasion, it was not for the two younger generations to blend in.
The Snaking Snake stepped down from the right, and his eyes fell on the Sleeping God.
Almost, Sleeping God turned around and fled!
Ming Snake said calmly: "Master, it's already here."
"Well," Wu Wang responded and stood up calmly.
Ling Xiaolan got up with him, turned the short sword in her hand, holding the sword in both hands behind her back, Xing's eyes had a little smile, but she was indescribably charming.
The blue bird fluttered its wings, fell to the back of the frame, and the two figures, one large and one small, stood on the shoulders of Mu Daxian.
"Hall Master Wuwang!"
"Brother Xiao Jiandao!"
Xiao Jian Taoist led everyone forward to greet him, Wu Wang smiled forward, and the Taoist brother and the pavilion master kept shouting in his mouth, and the scene was immediately happy.
Immediately afterwards, the more than one hundred masters fell to the dome, faintly double-teaming the **** of sleep;
Moreover, the large number of immortal soldiers brought by Wu Wang had blocked the retreat of the Heavenly Palace and the envoys of the hundred tribes.
Tens of thousands of immortal soldiers shouted in unison, and under the control of the twelve transcendent realm masters, they all built up a light wall and formed a huge formation.
Block the universe, shield the immortal consciousness.
At this moment, Wu Wang's gaze fell on the **** of sleep, with a little playfulness in his eyes, and he did not conceal the hostility in his eyes.
The expression of the **** of sleep collapsed instantly, and he murmured "bitterness" and "bitterness" in his mouth.
It's really exciting to dismiss the horse like this.
The **** of sleep seems to be very jealous of Wu Wang, and the first sentence of his opening is:
"Wuwangzi, let me put the ugly words first!
If you really want to stay here, cough, my avenue will be taken back by the Heavenly Palace, and there will soon be a new **** of sleep.
Although I have low abilities and superficial powers, as long as I have the heart, huh... I can curse your human mortals for insomnia every night.
The big deal, that's how the fish die and the net is broken! "
Wu Wang's expression didn't change much, he looked up and down the innate god, and smiled:
"Your Excellency seems to be deliberately disparaging yourself.
Why does it seem to me that the Avenue of Sleeping Dreams has endless changes?
It can weave dreams silently, blind the six senses of living beings, and destroy the army invisible;
It also allows the human domain masters in a large area to fall asleep during the battle between the two sides, and instantly reverse the strength of the battle.
Such a strong god, your Excellency is really embarrassed to say that his skills are low?
If your skills are low, then the Shouyuan Avenue of the great commander of life, I am afraid it will be nothing more than mediocrity. "
When Wu's speech fell, the surrounding human domain masters came to their spirits, and all eyes gathered on the big chubby face of the **** of sleep.
This **** shook his head and said with a smile:
"They all said Wuwangzi, you are very cunning and difficult to deal with.
But don’t worry, I’m not good at fighting. This is something Tiangong God knows.
If you don’t believe me, you can ask the evil **** behind you. "
This chubby sleeper almost put a "Human and Animal Harmless" sign on himself.
Wu Wang looked at Ming Snake, who immediately nodded, and his eyes showed a little disapproval.
The dreaming **** smirked and gave Wu Wang a thumbs up: "Unexpectedly, it will only take three and a half years to betray the Tiangong. The method of the Lord Wuwang really opened the eyes of the little god."
Wu Wang did not answer, but greeted with a smile:
"Come here."
More than a dozen transcendent realm masters immediately rushed to surround the gods of sleep.
The God of Sleep was a little nervous and said, "What do you mean?"
Wu Wang's eyes were full of earnestness, and said sternly:
"Please surrender your artifacts, and accept the restrictions imposed by your predecessors. I am only a minor repair in Yuanxianjing, and I really can't afford your troubles.
If there is any disrespect, please bear with me. It is because I am not good at fighting on the front because of my shallow practice.
Your Excellency is an innate **** after all. If I shoot at close range, wouldn't my life be worrying?
This is just my own life-saving measure, and has nothing to do with the spirit of the human domain. "
Sleeping God frowned and stared at Wu Wang, then shook his head and sighed:
"I thought Wuwangzi was the hero of the world, but I never thought it was just so timid.
What can I do with you? Can you sleep enough? "
Wu Wang said: "There is only one small life, so I dare not slack off."
"I've really arrived at Longtan Tiger Lair, so I can sleep peacefully!"
Sleeping God stomped his feet, shook his head for another moment, and dragged out a long golden pillow from his arms.
The pillow exudes a strong Taoist rhyme. Just looking at it makes people drowsy. Looking at it twice, the tiredness accumulated in the Taoist body will be completely lured, and I just want to lie on it and sleep for a while.
More than a dozen transcendent realm masters around him gave warning signs, and at the same time they shot to form an enchantment, beware of sudden troubles with Sleep.
The sleeping **** smiled bitterly:
"Everyone, everybody, I haven't participated in any war against the human domain.
Although the original **** was born before the ancient **** war, it is notoriously hard to fight between heaven and earth.
The Tiangong sent me this time because my hands were not contaminated with the blood of humans..."
An extraordinary reached out his hand to grab the Sleeping God’s pillow, and the Sleeping God subconsciously grasped the other end of the pillow.
With a little effort, Chaofan directly snatched the pillow.
The **** of sleep has no gods, and the whole **** is a little unwell.
"You can keep it tight, don't get me dirty!"
Many human domain cultivators laughed secretly, but Wu Wang had a warning sign in his heart. He held the necklace and began to ask his mother about the Sleeping God.
Mother's answer was slightly hurtful.
"I haven't noticed, but I did feel his Tao Yun."
Cang Xue's gentle voice flowed from the bottom of Wu Wang's heart: "But it's always right to be more careful. There is no easy way to live from the ancient gods to the last innate gods."
"Well," Wu Wang answered from the bottom of his heart, "Thank you mother for reminding me."
Cang Xue said, "You don't have to worry about your surroundings, I will stare at you for you."
Wu Wang suddenly smiled, and Dao's heart was much calmer.
Just listen to Xiao Jian's voice slowly: "As long as the Sleeping God doesn't do anything good today, Human Domain will not embarrass you this time."
After saying that, he looked at Wu Wang worriedly.
Wu Wang smiled and said, "Since Brother Dao said so, I won't be in trouble for no reason."
"alright."
Sleeping God spread his hands, converging his own charm.
More than a dozen masters shot at the same time, making their debut, and the momentum of the **** of sleep dropped again and again.
"Please."
Wu Wang raised his hand and made a ‘please’ gesture, then glanced at the Snaking Snake, and passed on through the curse: "Watch those who are with you. If there is anything unusual, you can cut it first and then please."
Ming Snake bowed his head, his eyes fell on the group of envoys of the Hundred Races, and the scared young girls turned pale.
...
The venue set for this negotiation did not have a roof.
This was specifically requested by Liu Bairen to avoid any tricks played by Tiangong and any news that would be unfavorable to the human domain after the event.
They changed the training ground on the dome a little bit, and set up wind-shielding screens on all sides, covered a layer of carpet, and placed a few rows of seats, which became the meeting place.
Wu Wang sat in the main seat, and the Sleeping God was arranged in the guest seat.
The Hundred Clan envoys were arranged on Wu Wang's left hand, and the Human Domain had a corresponding number of masters listed on the right hand side of Wu Wang; the position of the Xiaojian Taoist and several deputy pavilion masters was just in front of the group of Hundred Clan envoys.
This arrangement made Wu Wang feel very safe.
Ji Mo, Lin Qi, and Ling Xiaolan are not suitable to be seated here, but depending on their background and Wu Wang's face, the three of them are also the last ones.
Lin Suqing and Mu Daxian mixed with the blue bird among the master pile, Lin Suqing took out a cloth bag and took out a few spiritual melon seeds fried from spiritual fruit seeds.
She peeled the shells by herself, and Mu Daxian and Blue Bird had a great time eating.
"cough!"
Wu Wang cleared his throat, and at the distance of two long tables, one hundred meters apart, he bowed his hands to the sleeping god, and his voice spread all over the dome.
"The grievances between Tiangong and Human Realm have been around for a long time, and it is no exaggeration for the two sides to call each other mortal enemies.
This time, Tiangong sent a mission and shouted words of peace. I don't know what it means. "
Straightforward, straight ahead.
Sleeping God first bowed his head and yawned, dragging a long "um" a few times before saying:
"It can be said to seek to get along with the human domain, not to seek peace.
After all, in today's situation, it is Tiangong who has the advantage. This is a point that Human Domain has to admit. "
Wu Wang smiled and said, "Does the temple really have the advantage?
In the first battle in the Southeastern Region, three innate gods, including the **** of thunderstorms, fell. "
The corner of Sleeping God's mouth twitched a few times and smiled:
"Speaking of this, I have to admire your excellent use of troops.
The fictitious, the fictitious, the fictitious and the fictitious, the two conceal each other, deceiving the investigation of the chief commander.
The most wonderful thing is that when you finally evacuated, move away from the second big formation, wonderful, wonderful. "
"You don't have to worry about him."
Wu Wang's smile did not diminish, and he said slowly:
"Since you appeared here, I have dealt with you as an opponent of the same level as the chief commander.
Before you came to Human Domain, you first set yourself up as a waste god, and then deliberately brought your own palace and servants in the palace, in order to make people look down upon you.
But your Excellency seems to have forgotten that if you dare to come to the human domain alone, it is no longer comparable to other innate gods. "
"This, hahahaha! Hahaha!"
Sleeping God laughed, and then he sighed and muttered:
"I'm really not an important god, so I was selected. They felt that I had been in the temple for a long time, and I hadn't done anything, so they sent me out.
You don't need to be too nervous.
You don't like Dasiming, and I don't like Dasiming either. This guy is different from the time when he was gentle and gentle. Now he is forcing us to do this and that every day, and we have to take turns and on duty.
On duty, he was on duty, but the divine power given by the Heavenly Palace was not much, and the work he was doing was particularly dangerous.
I often persuade people around me, why do I give my life to the chief? Will he really feel sorry for us? That's impossible.
It’s okay to drink tea, chat, go to bed, and enhance relationships. It’s easy for everyone to be a god, right?
You say, this matter..."
"Say the point!"
Wu Wang forcefully cut off this god's talk, "Your Excellency still picks up the key points and said, what are you doing here? Whose words and what words you want to convey, just say these."
The sleeping **** squatted and looked at Wu Wang pitifully.
"I don't let people finish the words, it's really impatient, you are a young man who is prone to nightmares."
After that, he took out a scroll in his sleeve.
The scroll slowly opened, and a gleam of light flew from it, condensed into the figure of a middle-aged scribe.
Da Si Ming.
Wu Wang breathed a sigh of relief inexplicably, he thought it was the Emperor of Heaven who appeared in person this time.
Seeing that the big Si Ming's lips opened and closed, his face gradually became agitated from calm, and even raised his hands and feet, and his long sleeves fluttered.
But a small north wind blew through, and the whole dome was quiet.
Many monks were patting their ears, thinking they were suddenly deaf.
Wu Wang frowned.
The Sleeping God took back the scroll and said with a smile:
"You don't need to listen to this for the time being. The Chief Commander is praising you for being smart; I will leave this object with you later, just listen to it yourself.
So as not to make an angry shot and accidentally hurt my innocent little god.
This is the first thing, Da Si Ming condemned the human domain for disobeying the destiny.
Then came the second thing. The young man ordered me to send a gift to the monk Wuwangzi of Human Domain, that is, your Excellency. "
"gift?"
Wu Wang couldn't help frowning.
He always feels that Shao Si Ming is definitely more difficult to deal with than Da Si Ming.
Sleeping God smiled, clapped his palms, and heard a burst of joy. A few figures flew out of the palace surrounded by heavy soldiers, but four beautiful foreign women carrying a lotus flower.
The cultivators of Human Domain let them go freely, letting those Mei Ji dance in the air.
The lotus flower pulled out pieces of petals, where it was supposed to be the lotus, curled up with a thin figure.
Accompanied by Xianle and draped in divine light, the curled up figure slowly stood up, and a pair of thin wings spread out gently in the reflection of the lotus flower, reflecting the brilliance of the rainbow.
She wore a mask, and as Xianle danced on the lotus platform, her graceful figure immediately attracted the attention of both inside and outside the court.
Wu Wang suddenly said, "The little princess of the Republic of Yu?"
The dancer stopped moving, and Xianle stopped there, and the lotus platform was suspended in the air.
The woman bowed to Wu Wei and saluted.
Whether it's the tulle short tube top skirt on her body, or the golden silk rope that surrounds the smooth jade feet, or the beautiful figure that has been'very different' from three years ago, it shows the softness of a woman. And beauty.
"Meet again, Lord Wuwang."
She raised her hand to take off the mask, and the whole process was deliberately slowed down, but the appetite of others was dampened.
When the mask was removed, that exquisite pretty face appeared in front of all the cultivators, and people couldn't help but scream in admiration.
Willow leaf's thin eyebrows are insignificant, and bright eyes and teeth are hard to find.
This princess from the Republic of China was born beautifully, but she suddenly appeared here today, but she is much more mature than before.
The slightly sunken eye sockets and the high nose bridge merged into the small slap-sized face, but they complemented each other so well, so harmoniously and naturally, and they had a similar but completely different style from a human woman.
Ji Mo sighed slightly beside him, and sat up calmly.
Although the words have not been exported, they are better than words.
Wu Wang didn't stop his eyes much, and fell on the sleeping god, and said coldly: "What does Shao Siming mean?"
"Isn't the meaning obvious yet?"
Sleeping God smiled and winked at Wu Wang, the white and plump face was full of "I understand".
Wu Wang thought a little, but he knew what the young man wanted.
Without him, there is still separation.
Just relying on the words ‘Human Domain can be the opponents of the Heavenly Palace’s only Shennong and Little Golden Dragon’ is not much lethal.
But as long as the matter of today spreads in the human domain, rumors will arise in each of them.
[The little bit of careful thinking that likes gossip in the human domain, I was arrested by the young man! 】
"Excuse me for not being able to agree!"
Wu Wang stood up for a long time, intending to refuse strictly, but when the words came to his lips, he made a sudden plan in his heart.
He said: "Could the young man think that I am a lustful and erotic, a generation who forgets righteousness for selfish desires?"
"How do you say this?"
Sleeping God said with a smile: "When I came, the young man said that the Republic of Yu is too close to the human domain. It is better to promote the marriage of the Republic of Yu and the human domain, so that the Republic of Yu will not be affected by the war later~www. lightnovelpub.net~ live well in the southeast region.
It can also express our determination to seek a way to live with the human world.
Palace Master Wuwang, it’s cold outside, let the beautiful lady go back to the house first, hahahaha! "
"I think it was the young man who wanted to plant a spy in the human domain!"
Xiao Jian Taoist made a sound for Wu Wang's rescue in time, "It was the Lord Wuwang who softly agreed, and Renhuangge refused to allow this. He also asked Tiangong to bring this woman back, if not!"
Cang!
The Taoist Xiao drew his sword out of its sheath, and said calmly: "Pan Dao is not someone who loves and cherishes jade."
A ray of sword energy swept across, a little blood appeared on the neck of the little princess Yu Minguo, and she squatted down quickly.
"This?"
The Sleeping God couldn't help frowning, and muttered: "Why are your human domains so unconscious, don't make them so stiff."
"But there is a third thing?"
Wu Wangding said: "If it's gone, leave the scroll, you can go."
"Yes, of course. The first two are just appetizers."
Sleeping God stood up, took another cyan scroll from his sleeve, held up the hands of this scroll, and said loudly: "Here is the purpose of the great virtue, great wisdom and order!
There are no deceitful people in the human race to take orders! "
Wu Wei stood still, and everyone frowned.
Sleeping God hurriedly said: "You can just listen. It has nothing to do with me. I am not arrogant and domineering with the name of the heavenly palace. !"
Wu Wang:...
Public repair:...
The Xiao Jiandao yelled, "Quickly read!"
"Hey, the content is actually very simple."
Sleeping God talked to himself, opened the scroll, and large golden characters flew out of it, condensed into a beam of golden light, fell on Wu Wang, and enveloped Wu Wang.
this is……
Canonization!
Tiangong canonization!