Standing in the middle of Times Square in New York, Star Quill was in a mood. Under the arrangement of the Illumination Meeting, Quill once again set foot on the earth's land, and he also carried $ 50,000 in personal support from Li Jie.

"Earth ~ my hometown, my mother, I'm back!" Standing in the middle of Times Square, Guell made a cry from deep inside. He took a deep breath, feeling the air of freedom and democracy on American soil.

And his shouting attracted the attention of countless passers-by, but that is just the look. After all, this is New York, this is Times Square, and it ’s not surprising that there are strange people.

Look, there are just two scenes where the storm soldiers assassinated the Sith Emperor. Maybe it was for the propaganda of Star Wars 8 that was just released.

And this guy wearing a red leather jacket is another wave of publicity. But this propaganda is a bit unattractive, wearing a leather jacket without even makeup, saying "Earth ~ my hometown, my mother, I am back! 】 The lines come to pretend to be aliens?

Awesome, when did the Hollywood studios feel so distracted?

Star-queue, who was regarded as a temporary actor by a group of passersby, was not affected by the emotions of others at all. It is a rare trip back to the earth, especially to New York, but he wants to take a good stroll around New York!

Seriously, he was very young when he left Earth, and the place where he lives is also a small place. Although I have traveled south and north in the galaxy in recent years, I have seen a lot of things. But for the earth, this place is familiar and unfamiliar to Guell.

This is true of his hometown, but he has not really seen the true look of this hometown. So Li Jie specially gave Xingjue a chance to travel at public expense.

Fifty thousand dollars spent a few days in the United States, enough is enough, you can live very smart.

Xingjue Guerr's journey through the waves starts from the hot dog stand next to Times Square.

"Oh, I haven't seen this kind of hot dog, it's bigger than what I have eaten before." Xing Jue stood in front of the stall interestingly and looked at the hot dog sold by the stall owner. I remember not all hot dogs are so big? Are you really selling hot dogs? "Xingjue is about ten centimeters long.

The stall owner glanced at Xingjue and replied with a nasal voice: "I am selling hot dogs with Frankfurt sausage. The sign says. Not all sausages are as short as yours."

The Frankfurt intestine is 20 centimeters long, which is indeed much longer than the average sausage. But Xingjue feels that the owner of this stall seems to be a bit domineering? Does he think I can't afford his sausage? Why use nasal sounds to talk to me?

"Frankfurt sausage is German taste, I also sell fried blood sausage and fried sauerkraut, authentic German food." The stall owner continued to speak with a nasal voice: "You just haven't seen these."

"Ha! Who said I haven't seen it?" Xingjue thought of those happy days and rich food in Pluto's Starport: "I have eaten blood sausage and sauerkraut! It is not German food at all, is it Northeast Chinese food? ? Sauerkraut white meat stew blood sausage. Oh, yes, they call this killing pig dishes. "

"Fart!" The stall owner seemed annoyed that Xingjue disagreed with his own opinion: "Blood sausage and sauerkraut are German!"

"It's Chinese!"

"It's from Germany!"

"It's Chinese!"

The stall owner pointed at Guell's nose and said, "You are still not an American, and you still don't love patriotism!"

Xingjue touched his nose, yes, he is an American. But is this related to the country where the sauerkraut blood sausage is? Furthermore, he said that he had been an internationalist fighter for so many years. For nationality or something, Xingjue doesn't care at all. He didn't have time to go to school for long, and he couldn't even recite the leaders of the United States except Washington and Lincoln.

And one of Xingjue Guerr's favorite things is to fight with others, especially on the earth. People on earth are always kind, aren't they? Fighting with them is not like the aliens who just copy the guy and move.

Just as Xingjue and the stall owner were playing fun, the stallkeeper looked at himself and said that Xingjue simply came out from behind the stall, and he was holding a stainless steel shovel in his hand, and his face was angry.

"Sauerkraut blood sausage is German!" A roar was about to pounce. Xingjue turned and ran.

Oops, isn't the earth very kind? Why don't you make a fight if you don't agree with each other, and when people on earth become so violent. After running for a few hundred meters, Xingjue got rid of the stall owner and just ran to the door of a theater.

A huge poster "Star Wars: The Last Jedi" was posted on the outer wall of the theater.

"Wow, has this movie been in the eighth movie." Xingjue felt a little weird because he watched the old Star Wars trilogy from the 70s when he was a kid, and watched a new trilogy in Pluto Star Harbor . Behind them was the Force Awakening and Grand Theft One.

As a result, there is now "The Last Jedi". The original Star Lord liked the Star Wars series very much. After all, he remembered his childhood. But after watching eight Star Wars movies in a row, Xingjue was already aesthetically fatigued.

Especially in the latest two episodes of The Force Awakens and Grand Theft One. Grand Theft One doesn't mention it. What was the Force Awakening filming? However, as a childhood sentiment, Xingjue couldn't resist the urge to pay for the ticket and watched it.

After watching the movie for two and a half hours, Guell scolded and came out of the theater: "I TXD, and I won't pay for my childhood feelings in the future. What was this film for! This movie cannot be sent. Rising Star Legion! "

Just as Guell walked and scolded, a group of Star Wars fans wearing Star Wars COS uniforms happened to hear ~ lightnovelpub.net ~ A man dressed as Sith Emperor pointed at Guell and said loudly: "Wait, What did you just say! Have the courage to say it again. "

"Can't you say anything bad?" Quill sternly returned.

"Shut up! Are you trying to ruin the Star Wars series, ruin the childhood feelings of countless people, ruin the foundations of American movies?" The Sith Emperor was extremely angry.

"Huh ?! Deceive money with childhood feelings, ruin it, ruin it. Completely ruin the new ones to make it better." Quill doesn't care about the opinions of these people. I am an internationalist fighter. !

"Shut up! I think you want to destroy the United States!" The Sith Emperor waved his hands, and several Stormtroopers who followed him started rushing towards Star Lord Guell.

Oh my! Are people on earth so violent now? If you just say two sentences casually, you have to get started. Quill turned and ran away, not worried about being beaten, but afraid of accidentally killing these vulnerable compatriots. This is the truth. As a guy who has been in various dangerous areas of the interstellar for many years, the fighting power of Xingjue is not comparable to those of ordinary people.

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"Aha!" Xingjue sighed while standing on a high-rise building in New York City with his arms akimbo: "New York is terrible. The people here are not friendly at all, let's go to the countryside anyway. Oh yeah, let's talk about it Go see Sam and talk to him about joining the Nova Corps. "

"By the way, he lives in Arizona? Don't know if he will pass by Las Vegas?" Xingjue Guerre had heard of Las Vegas when he was a child, but had never seen it. I really want to see this time. Even if I do n’t pass by, Quill can let myself pass by.

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