"I became famous as a teenager, and I was nominated for an Oscar for best supporting actor at the age of nineteen. This is a goal that many people have struggled to achieve in their lifetime." In Beverly Hills, Los Angeles, wearing a gray T-shirt and large Beach pants and flip flops, a decadent and greasy middle-aged uncle, Leonardo is drunk as if talking to himself.

In fact, he is not talking to himself, there is a small recorder in front of him is recording his words.

"In the next few years, my deductive career began to reach the peak step by step. I must admit that taking the Titanic was the most correct decision in my life, but it was also the most wrong decision."

"It's correct because this movie made me popular all over the world. Even local Brazilian rainforest expeditions can be recognized by local indigenous people. Hiccup ~~~" Leonardo said a hiccup.

"It made me blush, but also cut off the way I want to go to the highest award in acting career. Yes, Oscar judges discriminate against actors like me in commercial blockbusters. They just like to watch the big stars The movie was repeatedly tortured. And as long as it starred in such a mainstream commercial blockbuster, those stubborn old guys will remember you forever in your life, label you [idol actor, no acting], and never give you Chance to take it off. "

"Then I made a lot, a lot, and a lot of money, and I'm very famous. But I can hardly get the award I want most: Oscars!"

"You know, I have been nominated for the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor since 1994! That was 1994! And in order to win the Oscar for Best Actor award, I worked hard for more than 20 Nian! "Lyon gushed vodka fiercely, and he looked more drunk.

"In order to get this award, I continue to abuse myself. I became fat and thin, thin and fat. Time and time again, I endured the inhuman torture when shooting various movies. Finally, finally! I finally got what I dreamed of, It took me two decades! "Lyonado said, picking up a golden trophy from his coffee table.

This is the symbol of the highest honor of the world's film actors-Oscar the little gold man, "The Wilderness Hunter" starring Leonardo finally won him the award for best actor.

Lyon drank too much, he took the trophy in his hand and hugged it into his arms and wept bitterly. The fat on his belly was squeezed and formed the shape of a Shar Pei dog.

"Ooooooo ~ I finally got the Oscar, my God! I finally got the Oscar!" Lyon cried like a tearful man, big tears ran across his greasy face: "I suffer How much suffering! But I finally got it! "With these words, Leonardo put the trophy in front of his eyes and looked carefully for a while. Then he cried again holding the trophy.

"But I haven't gotten the trophy just long! Why did the aliens come and attack the earth ?! I'm an Oscar actor, I have just been an Oscar actor for more than a year! Why should I meet me For something like this? "Lyon was a bit unacceptable.

"I haven't performed more works in the history of film, enough to make me famous for the history of the youth. Also, I haven't got a few of the newly added Victoria's Secret supermodels. How can I just die like this? Woo ~ "Lyon was crying so sad.

But as an Oscar film emperor, Leonardo's mentality is actually much better than the average person. Before the end of the battle of Saturn, he had adjusted his state. He went to the bathroom to wash his face to calm himself down, and woke up to sober.

He later played around with the recorder he had just recorded, and Leonardo continued to read: "Well, just write down that paragraph. Just remember it, if the aliens invade the earth later. I We need to bury all of this and leave it to future generations to know. What a brilliant actor Leonardo is. "

After processing the previously recorded audio, Leonardo returned to his room and found a decent suit to put on himself.

"Well, **** it. It seems that the waistline of the shirt is one centimeter less, and I feel a little stretched on my stomach." Putting on the shirt hard.

"Huh ~ Fortunately, the size of the pants is okay, but the crotch is a little tight. You can't force it later, or you will open the crotch." The pants were smooth.

"Fortunately, it can be worn with a casual suit. It's looser and doesn't make me feel so uncomfortable." At least the jacket is very comfortable.

I made a hairstyle for myself, put on some hair spray, and finally put on a pair of beautiful black leather shoes. The greasy middle-aged man's image instantly became handsome.

"I'm going to take some more photo shoots, and then bury these photos, the trophies I won, and the recording just now, plus my excellent performances are all buried in the ground. I hope someone will discover it later It's like we found out the Hammurabi Code. Well, I'm going to prepare a sealed box of titanium alloy. "

In order to prevent his name from being completely destroyed along with the appearance of invasion, Lyon's heart is painstaking. He was busy all day long, and he didn't even have time to swipe his favorite cell phone. The only thing he thinks about now is how to spread his fame.

When Tony Stark, who also lives in Los Angeles, came to him (Tony lives on the Malibu coast in Los Angeles), Leonardo was shooting a small doomsday video to introduce the crisis facing the earth now. And it shows the final state of mind of the earth before the disaster.

It can be said that this performance is the pinnacle of his life, far exceeding the average performance of the Oscar winner.

"Robert Downey Jr.? When you enter the door, you need to knock on the door to get permission from the host. Didn't your father teach you basic politeness ?!" Leonardo was a little surprised by Tony Stark who suddenly appeared in his house. He thought that the coming person was Downey who lived next door.

Because Downey starred in "Iron Man" and fought a turnaround battle, he was able to afford the mansion of Beverly Hills again and became a neighbor of Leonardo.

"I'm not Robert Downey Jr.!" Tony Stark shook his head helplessly because of the release of "Iron Man". Many people can't tell the difference between him and Downey now. This also needs to be attributed to Hollywood's excellent makeup techniques.

"I'm Tony Stark!" Tony has no nonsense, he directly indicated his identity and intentions: "Mr. Leonardo DiCaprio, I now have an important thing that needs your help."

"Ha! Downey, your acting skills are getting better and better. Or are you really addicted to the role of Tony and can't get out? Give up, the other party is a genuine Iron Man. He must be staying with a group of scientists now. How can I be busy calculating how to save the earth and save the world. How can I come to me freely? "Lyon Nardo finished all this and ignored Tony. He continued his final performance in front of the camera.

"Huh ~" Tony took a breath ~ lightnovelpub.net ~ He patted his watch and said: "Javis, wearing armour." Tony's seemingly normal smart watch instantly turned into a black liquid and crawled over his body . It only takes a tenth of a second, and the black gold Nano Armor has been worn.

Tony Stark, who was one head shorter than Lyon, was taller than Lyon after wearing the armor. He looked down at Lyon and said: "Do you believe it now, Di Capri?" Mr. O? I am indeed Tony Stark, Iron Man himself. "

Startled by the sudden appearance of Iron Man, Leonardo forgot to continue the show. He asked with some doubts in his tone: "You are really Tony Stark? Why are you here with me? You Should n’t it be to save the world? "

"Yeah, I'm really saving the world, so I'm here." Tony nodded.

Leonardo :? ? ?

"Because we now suspect that your figure and appearance may be one of the culprits of the destruction of the earth. So come with me!" Iron Man said.

And Leonardo :? ? ? ! ! !