Sister Yin is not entangled either, her whole mind is on Brother An!

Even if Ange said it was the unicorn who came to bring down the outer wall.

It is estimated that Sister Yin will only say one sentence: "Kirin is good."

The night slowly deepened.

When Ning Yinghai woke up, he found himself tied to a grill.

There is a raging fire underneath!

And An Xinghe and Lin Yan, two newcomers who had just entered the Qingfeng Sect, were discussing something while nibbling on melon seeds. Brother An said to Lin Yan: "..."I'll tell you! Sister Yu is high! That figure! That looks! I'm fine!" Lin Yan looked disdainful: "Bah! What good is a woman! Really! A man should be a beast!"

"And women, you have to buy them something, go shopping with them, and make them happy!" "How can there be a lamb! A handful of grass, everything is solved!" "Shit!" Ange retorted on the spot: "You just Didn't think about whether the lamb would like it or not?!" Lin Yan picked his nose: "I think the lamb is very willing, it's so happy." At this moment, Ange noticed that Ning Yinghai woke up. He casually added a handful of firewood to the fire under Ning Yinghai, and said with a smile, "Yo, brother, I can really sleep." Ning Yinghai looked at the two of them and asked in horror, "You...what do you want to do? !"

"I just wanted to ask you, what kind of conspiracy (Zhao Qian's) are you sneaking around?!" Ning Yinghai scratched her neck: "I advise you not to mind your own business!"

"This matter involves a lot. The water inside is very deep, and everyone who knows it understands it." Before Ning Yinghai could finish speaking, he was punched in the stomach by Ange!

This guy immediately arched his body in pain!

Ang Ge has a 42-level physique, and he didn't keep this punch!

It made Ning Yinghai feel like his intestines were about to be smashed!

Ange said coldly, "You play Riddler with me, right?!"

"I think Lao Tzu is more annoying than the mastermind behind you, right?!"

"Come on, I won't let you cry and say it today, I will abstain for a day!" Lin Yan rolled his eyes: "That Ang, is it a little bit of abstinence for a day..." Ang suddenly realized: "One day is too long. Is it? That's half a day!"

"Ah no! It's obviously too **** short!" Chun.

Chapter 497 Here comes a trick!

Ning Yinghai is a bit arrogant as a Jindan cultivator! He twisted his neck, didn't look at Brother An, and said coldly, "If I don't say it! What can you do with me?!" "How?" Brother An sneered and pointed to Lin Yan next to him. : "See Brother Lin next to me!" "Brother Lin had a nickname before he came to Qingfengzong, called Lin Taidi!"

"From the giant dragon soaring for nine days to the earthworm in the mud, there is nothing that Brother Lin can't ignore!" "This also includes you of course!"

"If you don't speak, then I can only let Lin Yan go!" Brother Lin kept rolling his eyes beside him!

Your grandma's Ang!

You took the opportunity to slander me again!

Oh shit! The most annoying thing is that I have to cooperate with him now! Use this to deter Ning Yinghai!

I'm clearly not interested in humanoids!

For the sake of the copy, Lin Yan still cooperated and said, "Cultivator Jindan, I like it the most!"

After Ning Yinghai heard this, her eyes went blank and she fainted! Brother An also jumped aside suddenly: "I am Cao! Brother Lin! So you really like this?!"

"Shit! I'm not here to cooperate with your torture?!" "Hey? But I'm telling the truth!"

"To be honest, you brother-in-law 780! I'm not interested in human beings!" Brother An kicked Ning Yinghai awake and shouted, "Don't let Laozi pass out! You will be paralyzed when you sleep!"

Ning Yinghai was in pain, and woke up leisurely. He looked at Lin Yan in fear, and roared, "Don't come here!!"

Brother An also looked at Brother Lin reproachfully: "Look, you are scaring people!"

"Shit! You should be the one who scared him! Brother An, your lower limit has been lowered again!"

Studio.

【real! Watching Brother Ang and Brother Lin's next book is exactly the same as watching cross talk! fuck! 】

【okay! One live room, giving you two program effects! You can also see it here in Ange! 】

【Do not! Three! Ange also has the attributes of a scumbag! 】

[Watching other people's live broadcast rooms, you have to prepare mentally to be scared to death! Watching Ange's live broadcast room, you only need to prepare lemons! 】

【Oh shit! The lemons in the next market have all been bought by me and their prices have gone up! The boss who buys lemons is going to **** with me! 】

【You are fine upstairs! The boss who sells lemons next to me! Thought I was going to cheat on him! (chcf) Just moved away! 】

Ange patted Ning Yinghai's face and whispered, "Don't talk about it, you only have this chance!"

"If you don't say anything, I'll leave!"

"Leave you and Brother Ling here alone."

I have to say that Lin Yan's sentence "Cultivator Jindan, I like it the most" caused unparalleled trauma to Ning Yinghai's little mind!

He cried and shouted: "I say I say! I say everything! Don't leave me and him alone!"

Brother An smacked his lips and looked at Lin Yan next to him: "Brother Lin, look, I said he had to cry and say it."

All Lin Yan wanted to do now was to roll his eyes to express his speechlessness!

Brother An didn't bother to pay attention to him, and asked Ning Yinghai, "The first question, what are you sneaking around near Wangtianxuan?!"

Ning Yinghai quickly replied, "I plan to go to Wangtianxuan and smash Vice Sect Master Chen's glazed jade bottle!"

"Glass Jade Bottle? What is that?"

Ang Ge doesn't know much about cultivation.

But if you tell him something like 001, he will understand it in seconds!

They will even talk to you about the price/performance ratio!

"The glazed jade bottle is the container used by Vice Sect Master Chen to hold the nectar liquid!" After saying this, Ange understood!

Isn't it a water bottle!

It's so ridiculous!

It's like a big sister who is engaged in a special industry, as long as you add a background who used to be a wealthy daughter, her worth will rise! "Who told you to do it?!"

When asked this question, Ning Yinghai was silent.

He thought about it, he obviously didn't want to say it! Brother An sneered twice and said, "Brother Lin, but he's already warming up."

"I said, I said, I said! It's Chen Hezheng, the deputy suzerain!" Brother An frowned.

Chen Hezheng instructed others to secretly break his magic weapon? !

Isn't this sick? !

I want to break myself and break it! You can still hear it!

But since he is going to make such a big turn, it means that he must have a plan! "What is Chen Hezheng's purpose?!"

Ning Yinghai had already been forced to ask this question for the sake of it, so Ning Yinghai simply did not hide it: "I only know that Deputy Sect Master Chen wanted to use this incident to cause trouble, and then locked all his students in the forbidden area of ​​the back mountain. The penalty is closed!" In order to prevent Brother An from continuing to ask, Ning Yinghai continued, "I don't know about the rest!" Brother An smacked his lips: "How the **** does this resemble the plot of Monk Sha!" Lin Yan leaned over and asked, "Brother Ang, what do you mean by this sentence?" Brother Ang said patiently: "It was the third junior brother Sha Seng who was banished to Liusha River because he broke the glass cup!" "So Say you understand! Second Junior Brother!"

Lin Yan nodded: "Understood, eldest brother. ... Get out! Your grandma's tricks me again!"

After complaining, Lin Yan asked, "Brother An, we don't care about this matter?!"

"Never mind! No matter what!" said Ange; "After all, Chen Hezheng's apprentice also has Sister Yin! One of our mission requirements is to protect Sister Yin's safety!"

"Then Chen Hezheng is naturally our enemy!"

"What he wants to do! We will do everything in our power to stop it! Then let him show off!"

Lin Yan's face was full of sympathy: "Chen Hezheng met you! It's been eight lifetimes of blood mold!"

Brother An snorted: "Why is Brother Lin talking! I'm the little white rabbit who has always been harmless to humans and animals!"

"Go away! I've never heard of a little white rabbit that is fiercer than a tiger!"

Studio.

[Actually, I agree with Brother Lin! boss meets Ang! It's the biggest hardship in a boss's life! 】

【really! I have never seen any boss who can survive under Ange! 】

【Survival? ! It would be nice to suffer a little less! 】

【Suffer less pain? ! I'm the boss! Directly reincarnated at the speed of light! 】

Lin Yan asked Ange again, "What should we do now?!"

Ang Ge smiled mysteriously: "Steal the role! Come with me!".

Chapter 498 Ha?! Rockets? !

An Ge took Lin Yan and quietly sneaked into Wangtianxuan.

Although it is called sneaking in, but in reality, it is basically just walking in.

Because the gatekeepers were too weak, they couldn't find them at all.

The layout of Wangtianxuan is somewhat similar to an ancient private school.

The first is that there are many futons on the ground.

This is for the apprentices who are attending the class!

After all, cultivators always have to talk a little bit hard!

If one person builds a small wooden table and wooden stool, then raise his hand to answer the question.

It's better to change the name to Sunshine ~ Huahua Kindergarten.

The front is - where Chen He is sitting!

As an elder and a lecturer, he naturally needs a table.

It was on that table that there was what Ning Yinghai said about the glazed jade bottle!

Ange took the bottle and looked at the clear, fragrant liquid inside.

Um! good! I'll keep it for now!

Then, Ange took out a bottle that was eight-pointed like the glazed jade bottle from his arms. Hehe smiled and said, "Don't you want to break it?! Young master is here to help you!" After speaking, Ange threw the fake product to the ground!

The bottle smashed into pieces!

Lin Yan was also very happy next to him and said, "Brother Ang, is this all right?! We will wait for the show tomorrow!" Immortal liquid! We don't have it in this fake product! Isn't it right at a glance?" Lin Yan thought for a while, and said, "Then let's pour out the nectar liquid in the real product!" Ange shook his head: " Small! The layout is small!"

"The other party used the method of Journey to the West to deal with us! Then we must also use the method of Journey to the West to deal with it!" Lin Yan asked: "Brother An, what do you mean..." Brother An's smile was extremely bright: "Brother Lin, Do you still remember, there was an article in Journey to the West called Che Chi Kingdom!" "Che Chi Kingdom?!" Lin Yan thought about it and said, "Hu Li Daxian, Luli Daxian, Yangli Daxian?! Fighting?!"" No no no!" Ange's smile was extremely bright: "This is not the most exciting place in Che Chi Kingdom!" Lin Yan suddenly understood!

"Brother Ang, you mean... pee?!" "Yes!"

There is indeed such a scene in Che Chi Kingdom, where the three monkey brothers turned into Sanqing, and then used urine to pretend to be holy water!

Coaxed the three monsters into drinking it!

Lin Yan laughed loudly: "Brother An! It's still you who are ruthless! This Chen Hezheng, I really fell for you when I met you!" The live broadcast room.

【This is more than planted! I'm **** starting to feel sorry for Chen Hezheng! 】

[It is said that Ange is resourceful, there is no problem at all! But when superior ingenuity is paired with a very low floor, that. ...some of the bosses have suffered! 】

【Oh shit! When boss meets Ange, it's better to get a ticket in the morning! 】

[This boss is really miserable! I can't stop laughing! 】Just do it!

The two used urine to simulate the water stains splashed by the nectar!

Then leave with a big smile!

A book is long, no book is short.

The night passed quietly, and nothing major happened.

The only thing worth mentioning is the immortal mountain full of immortal beasts next to Qingfengzong.

The whining of the fairy beast continued all night!

Especially a black bear, the barking is particularly tragic!

The next day, the sun is shining!

But in Wangtianxuan! But it's like a dark cloud!

Chen He was standing by the table, looking with a dark face at the glazed jade vase that smashed to pieces on the ground, as well as the cross-flowing water stains. Staring at the apprentices below with bad eyes, he shouted: "Who can tell me! What happened in Wangtianxuan last night?!" "Why is my glazed jade bottle! It will be broken!" "It's you all. Who did it?!"

"Come out! Take the initiative to admit your mistake! I can consider reducing his punishment a little bit!" None of the apprentices answered!

Because they really didn't do it!