Thriller Game: What To Do If You Look Too Handsome

Chapter 285

I feel like my eardrum is wailing. What is it? !

Is this girl really not the reincarnation of the second general? !

ps: Ask for flowers! Ask for a monthly pass! .

Chapter 506 This Yin Changxi has a problem!

It was the first time Feng Han knew that a girl's snoring could be so loud!

In short, the pigs in my village screamed less than yours when they were slaughtering pigs!

If you go to practice the lion's roar, those monks in Shaolin Temple will cry to death!

But...the snoring should be bigger!

Who doesn't have a flaw!

Even idols go to the toilet!

Feng Han comforted himself and took out a blow dart from his pocket!

Although Feng Han could kidnap Yin Changxi directly, he was at risk of exposure if the target shouted.

He decided to let the other party be quiet.

This dart is also a special weapon made by the Ghost Hand Organization to blind dart... ah no, it's a drowsy dart!

The arrows are painted with poison!

And the arrow is very small, even if the average person is stabbed, it is very likely that they will not notice it!

The end is an assassination weapon!

And this time the blow darts were made by Feng Han considering that Yin Changxi, a 17- or 18-year-old girl, must have very thin skin, and the specially made ultra-small blow darts!

Arrows are smaller than normal!

All you need is to poison the other party without being aware of it!

Feng Han put the blow arrow into the bamboo tube and blew it violently!

The small arrow flew towards Yin Changxi's exposed arm!

The arrow just touched Yin Changxi's skin.

In the next second, he was directly bounced to the ground!

Feng Han frowned and murmured, "This girl's skin is quite rough. It seems that she usually works a lot!"

Feng Han thought about it for a while, and changed it to a dart model for adults!

The blowing arrow quickly flew towards Yin Changxi's arm again!

However, the accident happened again.

The blow arrow tried very hard to break through Sister Yin's skin, but it was like an embroidery needle encountered tank armor!

It's not a **** question of working hard or not!

The blow dart was bounced back again!

This time, Feng Han couldn't stand it anymore!

"I'm Cao"!" He whispered, "This girl's skin is really thick."

"A little girl of seventeen or eighteen has thicker skin than an adult man."

"Hey! It seems that the bigger blow darts are only used for beasts like cattle, sheep and tigers..." After thinking about it again and again, Feng Han replaced it with a blow dart for cattle and sheep.

The biggest blowing dart barely swept the decline of the seniors, and just plunged into Yin Changxi's skin. Feng Han let out a long sigh and complained: "Damn! This girl's skin is really as thick as a beast!" Seeing this, the audience in the live broadcast room also understood!

What kind of Yin Changxi is this sister Yin! It was Lin Yan's disguise!

As for why Ringo's skin is as thick as that of a beast.

Of course, it was honed by often rolling around with lambs!

This is the shield of love, okay?

After putting Lin Yan into a coma, Feng Han didn't talk too much, he took out the sack and put him in it!

Then put it on your shoulders!

Feng Han only felt that a Mount Tai was pressing on his shoulders!

Oh shit!

Why is this girl as heavy as a pig!

It's not right, **** it!

Feng Han, who was puzzled, opened the sack and looked at the person inside.

Here, I have to mention Ange's makeup skills.

This time, he carefully bought a wig, rouge and blush for Lin Yan, plus the techniques honed by his many girls!

It makes Lin Yan, who is five big and three thick, look very much like a soft girl! !

Like to what extent? !

Lin Yan can make his debut and join a girl group to become an idol and save the world! Feng Han looked at Lin Yan and murmured, "Long hair, red lips and white teeth, and wearing a long skirt, these features are all right! It's Yin Changxi." "Why is it so heavy!"

Fortunately, Feng Han only heard the description of Yin Changxi's appearance from Chen Hezheng, and he had never seen it before, so he couldn't tell the true and false of the person in front of him!

If it was Ange, let alone such a crude man disguising himself as a woman.

Even if it's two girls who look exactly the same! Ang Ge can also judge who they are from the position of the mole on their buttocks!

Once, Brother An was in love with the elder sister of two identical twin sisters!

My sister-in-law comes to visit almost every day!

Brother An is always able to distinguish between sisters and sisters exactly the same!

Oh yes, here we need to add a time adverbial that is exactly the same in the daytime. As for the night...

It's dark! Who can tell the difference!

Later, that older sister went to study medical surgery... Yes, the girl who taught Ang Ge an autopsy!

As for my sister, my sister went to study shipbuilding.

In short, a hatchet and a good boat are ready for Ang.

Feng Han took a brief look, and after confirming that the Lin Yan in front of him was Yin Changxi, he put him back in the sack. He consoled himself: "It's alright, it's just that the girl is a little heavier, it's no big deal... Wait!" Feng Han moved his nose. He said with pain on his face; "That's not right! Why does this girl still smell of grass and sheep mutton!" "It's so **** strong! So fresh!"

"Before this girl came to Qingfengzong! I'm afraid she's not a sheep herder!" Although Feng Han felt a lot of pain and confusion in his heart.

But an assassin is an assassin!

Mission completion always comes first!

Unlike some witchers who are busy playing cards all day!

Feng Han quietly walked out of the house with Lin Yan on his back, and then covered his eyes and ears all the way, and came to the back mountain that Chen Hezheng said.

The back mountain of Qingfengzong (Zhao Nuohao) is occupied by various plants and beasts all the year round, which is like a paradise.

It is an ideal hometown in Lin Yan's eyes!

Feng Han took out a short knife and cut off all the plants on the mountain in front of him.

A narrow, dark, deep and twisted cave with a hint of warmth appeared in front of Feng Han's eyes.

He rubbed his sore shoulders and walked in with Lin Yan on his back.

There are no bats, spiders and other insects or beasts in this cave, but it looks very clean and tidy.

Feng Han walked for about a minute, and a gate appeared in this cave!

The door is covered with a spell with the word "seal"!

From the crack of the door, you can vaguely see the giant black shadow that keeps flickering and wriggling behind the door!

Feng Han nodded: "The place Chen Hezheng said is here to play."

"Put Yin Changxi here, and I can go back to my life."

Chapter 507 Contents of the transaction

After putting Lin Yan in the cave, Feng Han came to Chen He and returned to the front. Chen Hezheng asked: "Did you bring Yin Changxi to the back mountain?!" Feng Han nodded: "Bring it."

"Is there any problem along the way?!" Feng Han hesitated, his face hurt: "Problem. But it didn't happen much! It's your female apprentice, it's a bit unusual!" Chen Hezheng smiled indifferently Laugh: "Youdao is that extraordinary people will have extraordinary images! As an innate spiritual body, she will naturally have some special features!" "Does this include weight?"

"Of course... huh? Weight? What do you mean?!" Feng Han smacked his lips and said, "It's her weight that reminds me of my 200-pound aunt." "Isn't it!" Chen Hezheng said: " That little girl is estimated to be about a hundred pounds!"

"I dare to swear by my character! She definitely weighs two hundred pounds!" Chen Hezheng frowned and thought for a while: "That's the reason for the innate energy! This thing may be very heavy!" "That snoring sound It's also the reason for the innate energy?!" "The snoring. It's very loud?" Chen Hezheng laughed: "How big is a little girl! You assassins are just suspicious!"

Chen Hezheng didn't say a word, just indifferently clasped his ear with his little finger. When he took it out, the little finger was full of blood. Chen Hezheng asked in confusion, "What does this mean?"

"Blood from her shattered eardrum."

Chen Hezheng: "."

He blushed and said, "Maybe the innate energy has a bonus that we don't know about!"

"In short, since you have completed this mission, I will instruct my apprentice to give you the reward."

"That's it! I have to do business too!"

Chen Hezheng's meaning of seeing off guests was very obvious, and Feng Han was too embarrassed to stay.

Is it possible that I can still order the medical expenses of the eardrum? !

After sending Feng Han away, Chen Hezheng hurried to the back mountain non-stop!

At this moment, his heart was surging with ecstasy!

A ten-year plan!

Finally came to this last (chcf) step!

I'm going to have power in my hands! Become the hottest in the comprehension world! A big man who covers the sky with one hand!

Just thinking about it, Chen Hezheng felt extremely excited!

He is riding the sword all the way!

It only took less than ten minutes to reach the back mountain, the cave where Lin Yan was hidden!

He walked into the cave with ease, glanced frantically at Lin Yan who was still in a drowsy state, and turned to the door full of letters!

Whispered: "Ancient War Demon! It's me!"

An old and quaint voice sounded in Chen Hezheng's mind; "After so many years! You are finally here again!"

"How's it going!"

As soon as this was mentioned, Chen Hezheng burst out laughing!

He burst into tears with laughter! Laughing wildly!

He kept laughing until he was almost deprived of oxygen before barely stopping!

"Everything! It's going very, very smoothly!"

"That innate spirit body with innate energy! It took me seven years to find it!"

"Then it took me another three years to develop the only technique that can absorb the innate spiritual energy from the human body! It's perfect!"

"Everything is ready! Everything is ready!"

The voice of the ancient war demon was obviously filled with a lot of joy: "Then release the seal quickly! Let me out!" But at this time, Chen Hezheng's voice suddenly became cold: "It's okay to let you out! But you still Remember our agreement!" "Of course I remember!" The ancient war demon's voice also turned cold: "According to the transaction content, I will help you become the suzerain of Qingfengzong!" "But you have to help me unlock the seal first!"

"Remember! It's 'first'! Only after I break through the seal can I have the strength to help you!" "Hahaha!!" Chen Hezheng laughed again: "Don't worry! Ancient War Demons!"

"That innate spiritual body has been taken out of the door by me! You can take in her innate spiritual energy at will!" "And I did this secretly! No one in Qingfengzong knows about it!" "That is to say! At this moment! , no one will come to disrupt my plan." Chen Hezheng had not finished his words, but heard a clear voice from outside the cave: "Hey hey hey, is there anyone inside?!" "I ~ want ~ come in ~ come ~ Oh~" Chen Hezheng's face immediately turned red! Oh shit! I just said no one will bother!

Just **** pop one out!

And listen to this voice.

It's An Xinghe!