Chapter 505 Hemorrhoids

 After Teacher Hong went out, he continued to stand at the door and listen.

Just when Sister Chen was about to speak, Teacher Hong raised her index finger to stop her and pointed to the door.

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Sister Chen’s eyes widened and she thought, was Teacher Hong so blatantly listening to the young couple’s conversation?

 It’s also too uncivilized.

but-

The music is pretty good.

 She also listened.

 In the house.

Jiang Yang was battling wits and courage with the opposing mid laner when Wang Zheng suddenly said: "Fuck you!"

Jiang Yang's hands trembled and he let the other side take him away.

 “What your son said—”

Jiang Yang couldn't describe it for a moment, and Old Man Wang said to his son: "Have you ever had that experience?"

 This is disrespectful—

Jiang Yang: "I'm still a child."

Wang Zheng was too lazy to pay attention to them. He approached Old Wang and loudly said to Jiang Yang on the other side: "I filmed this script!"

 He waited a moment and said, “I have to take the photo!”

so fun.

Then, without waiting for Jiang Yang to answer, Wang Zheng said again: "When will the filming start!"

This is not a question at all!

Jiang Yang thought about it for a while, and he found the script, the actors, and the director.

 The only difficulty is—

Jiang Yang: “How do you calculate your remuneration?

  Definitely not based on the salary of one movie. That salary is enough to make several short films for them.

 It cannot be counted as an advertisement. This is not an advertisement.

in addition-

The profitability of their short film is unknown, and it may just be thrown online for fun. Therefore, the publicity and promotion capabilities are limited, and it may not bring much fame to Wang Zheng.

Of course, the quality is definitely not bad.

 “I perform for free.”

Wang Zheng said it categorically. It was obvious that he really liked the script and thought that none of what Jiang Yang said was a problem.

 If it is profitable, it will be calculated according to the share.

Wang Zheng will ask his agent to contact Zhou Hao later.

"good."

Jiang Yang decided that.

However.

Wang Zheng had no intention of letting Jiang Yang go. He quickly got into work mode and figured out the role.

 He asked Jiang Yang: "Who do you think the protagonist is?"

Jiang Yang is the screenwriter, so he must refer to Jiang Yang’s suggestions.

Jiang Yang: "Hmm, peeping tom?"

He remembered that when the tuner was playing the piano pretending to be blind, he saw a client taking off his clothes and dancing. The blind man faked with contact lenses blinked and immediately conveyed the pride of successful voyeurism. It was very acting and expressive.

Wang Zheng understands.

 The piano stops.

Li Qingning was writing the score, and Teacher Hong and Sister Chen who were listening outside the door happened to hear Jiang Yang's words.

The two of them looked at each other, feeling a little embarrassed, and silently turned around and left.

 After Li Qingning finished writing the music, the work came to an end.

 She stood up, stretched, and walked towards Jiang Yang, "What's the pay?"

Jiang Yang sat on the sofa and pulled her to sit on his lap, "Wang Zheng wants to star in my short film, and we were discussing the salary just now."

 “How much is missing?”

Li Qingning put her arms around Jiang Yang's neck and said domineeringly.

How could her man worry about money? Since this short film was made for fun, "our family will invest in it."

 Earning money is not just for spending it on your husband.

 “This is what it says—”

Jiang Yang turned off the audio in the game, "I'm going to pledge myself to you."

Li Qingning pushed Jiang Yang away in disgust, preventing him from burying his head in his arms.

at the same time.

Wang Gang and Sister Ying are undergoing examination in the hospital.

A few days ago, Sister Ying was a little busy at work and felt a little uncomfortable in her stomach. After a check-up, she followed the doctor's advice and rested at home for a few days. Today, taking advantage of Wang Gang's day off, they came to the hospital for another check-up to see if there was any problem.

 There are quite a few people doing color ultrasound in the hospital.

Wang Gang and the others waited for a long time. When they got the order and went to see the doctor, it was almost lunch time at twelve o'clock.

but-

 The doctor saw that they were more anxious than she was, and in turn advised them to slow down and not be in a hurry.

The doctor picked up the examination list, looked at it, and asked Wang Gang to take out the list from the last examination.

Then-

The doctor looked at the words on the back of the checklist and said, "You guys don't take the checklist seriously!"

Wang Gang glanced at Sister Ying.

 Sister Ying is embarrassed.

 She found a particularly suitable reason, "The child is not sensible."

"These will be used in the future, so they must be put away." The doctor said in a serious tone, hoping that the young couple would pay attention to these things. After Wang Gang and the others kept nodding and saying yes, she looked at the report sheet in front of her.

 Suddenly.

She remembered something and asked, "Hey, aren't you the firstborn?"

"yes."

Sister Ying: "That naughty kid is a neighbor's kid."

"oh."

 The doctor mainly confirms it.

 There are some differences between this first child and the second child.

 She checked again and then put down the report sheet: "Okay, it's okay. Just pay more attention to rest and supplement nutrition."

"okay."

 Sister Ying and Wang Gang became happy.

Wang just reached out to take the report form, but the doctor turned it over and read the words on the back again.

 She felt challenged.

 Doctors are often criticized for being unable to read clearly, but this word is written on the back of the inspection report. This is a naked provocation!

 As if to say, you see, my handwriting is more legible than your doctor's handwriting.

The doctor asked again: "Is this really written by a naughty kid?"

"yes."

 Sister Ying nodded.

 The doctor looked at it with the eyes of an old man on the subway looking at his mobile phone.

This word is written in a childish way, like a cucumber seedling that has not been set up. "Bring her eyes on?"

 Looks like a composition written by a primary school student.

Being a teacher is also hard work. Reading this composition is so painful. The words are all written in a lump, and you can’t even recognize them without looking at them carefully.

 It’s almost time to get off work.

 The doctor put the report sheet together and gave it to Wang Gang, and asked them to keep it safe again.

Then-

 She left quickly!

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 The newsroom of the science fiction magazine was quiet.

Mr. Orange covered his face with a book, trying to hide the fact that he was sleeping.

Outside the office window, there is a row of ginkgo trees, which are most beautiful in the crisp autumn season.

  Under the lazy sunshine and blue sky, a gust of wind blows, and the leaves fall, floating in the air, like yellow butterflies. And when the afternoon sunlight passes through the clear glass, falls on the floor, and sways with the shadows of the trees, you can occasionally see the shadows of the leaves floating.

very nice.

 This should have been a very pleasant sight.

However.

Mr. Chengzi’s colleague Xiaoxia now only feels the sunshine is dazzling.

She angrily closed the curtains, blocking the crisp autumn air from outside the window.

 She has hemorrhoids!

Sitting on the office chair, even though the office chair had a sponge cushion, even if she put another cushion on it, she still couldn't stop the pain. The pain is not particularly painful, but the pain of slow cooking over low heat. I can’t say how painful it is, but it makes me restless.

actually-

This is pretty good.

What Xiaoxia is really afraid of is going to the toilet. It's like breaking a lightbulb. It hurts when you're bleeding.

This is not the end yet.

 After having a bowel movement, while sitting in the office, Xiaoxia still had to use his willpower to fight against his body.

She always reminds herself, don’t pinch, don’t pinch, never pinch.

However, the itching and pain in her **** could not help but make her buttocks muscles twitch for a while, and then pinch-

That sour and refreshing taste is so refreshing!

 Think this is the end?

too young.

When she woke up, she finally felt no pain and felt as light as a swallow.

Then-

 It’s time to go to the bathroom at public expense, and it’s time for regular bathing again.

 Let’s just say whether it is arranged or not.

Row.

 The little shrimp continued to hurt for a day.

 No row!

Hold it for a day or two, and the constipation will add a buff to hemorrhoids, which will let young people know what an **** problem is and what a big problem it is.

There’s one more update, coming soon.

　　

　　

 (End of this chapter)