Chapter 553 Old Thief

 “Old Jiang Yang thief!”

Han Xiaoxiao got up in the morning and was scrolling through Tweeting. Suddenly, he found that everyone in the company was doing this.

 It’s not just the company’s recommendation.

Han Xiaoxiao checked Li Yu’s account number.

This time, everyone in the comment section of Li Yu’s tweet stopped complaining and instead used “Jiangyang old thief” as a comment. It even became a hot search topic.

"Um?"

Han Xiaoxiao was confused.

 A person who does not die in old age is a thief.

Director Jiang did something outrageous after marrying the big devil, and even banned the thief directly!

 She made breakfast, sat on the sofa, opened the hot search topic, and gloated at Jiang Yang's jokes. It turns out that after "Long Night", Jiang Yang stabbed him again, and the sword was so cruel that people who didn't know the topic thought it was a meeting of anti-fans:

 “You thief, how can you bear it!”

 “Damn it! At least give the girl a name, and you won’t even be able to find a victim!”

　　"I feel numb! I just recovered from "The Long Night" and fell into the pit of "Bring It On" again! The old thief Jiang Yang is so cruel!"

“I suddenly understood why this thief never admitted that he was Jiang Yang, for fear of being beaten while walking on the street.”

“I also understand. He is the man who was chosen by netizens as the man who wants a knife the most, and he still wants to use a knife like this. If it were me, I would never admit it!”

“Perhaps, because he is the man who netizens most want to take a knife to, he writes about revenge with a knife!”

“You married my goddess back home, and you’re still handing out a knife like this. Damn it, I’m a bitch, so I have to send you the knife!”

 “Send Blade＋1”

 …

 “This wave, this wave is the union of Jiang Hei and readers!”

“It’s amazing! I didn’t expect that one day Jiang Yang’s readers would join forces with Jiang Hei, who is blackmailing him.”

“Friendly reminder, the editor said that the blade can be handed over on your behalf!”

“Editors are not good people either! What do you mean by ‘unhappy, please read this novel, life is boring, please read this novel’, thank you! After I read it, now my life is special! Happy! Happy!”

　　“I suspect that the dog thief is misogynistic, it’s the first time I’ve ever seen a female protagonist written in such a miserable way!

“Look, what are you talking about? The devil’s husband is a misogynist?”

“Maybe it’s because the big devil has seen too much and other women are not interested in him, so it’s very refreshing to use the knife!”

“No! The old thief embraces the great devil and is as carefree as a god. He keeps his happiness to himself and his sorrow to the readers.”

 “So—it’s the big devil’s fault?”

 Han Xiaoxiao looked very happy at first, but after seeing these comments, I thought to myself, what kind of brain circuit does this netizen have? How can he blame the big devil? The big devil is not so sinister.

 This must be what Jiang Yang wanted to write.

and-

Han Xiaoxiao felt that when Jiang Yang wrote this, he most likely wanted to make the big devil cry, and then he could become a warm boy.

Had it been anyone else, Han Xiaoxiao would not have speculated like this.

but!

This is Jiangyang!

 Who knows what messy thoughts he has in his head.

Jiang Chen and others appeared in the living room one after another. Han Xiaoxiao greeted them to eat quickly, "We have a heavy task today. Let's eat and drink quickly to cheer up, and then try to stimulate Director Jiang's inspiration!"

Director Jiang’s inspiration is imaginative, but it’s like toothpaste, it can only be squeezed out when he wants to squeeze it out on a whim.

 But he is lazy.

When he was thinking lazily, inspiration was in his mind and ready to come out, but he didn't even bother to squeeze it out.

But sometimes, a conversation they had or something they did suddenly stimulated Jiang Yang, and the inspiration that was about to come out came to the ground.

Han Xiaoxiao summed this up as the inspiration stimulation method!

Although Director Jiang is lazy, he still has fun doing it when he is really inspired and finds it interesting.

 Sometimes, it doesn’t matter whether you have money or not, the only thing you want is to be shocked for a moment.

certainly.

Han Xiaoxiao felt that it was because the big devil was so favored that this guy had no pressure to make money, so everything had to be fun.

Jiang Chen: "If the devil knows that you irritate her husband so much, he will be careful to hang you up on the street lamp."

Han Xiaoxiao: “It’s okay.”

 They just provide the soil for inspiration to sprout.

 Li Liang: “That’s not as useful as a bottle of Coke!”

 In Jiang Yang’s words, a sip of Coke and a sip of inspiration are so refreshing!

"Stop it!"

Han Xiaoxiao asked them to bring less Coke to the company, "We need to reduce the stimulation for Director Jiang!"

  Sometimes if you can’t see Coke, you won’t think about drinking Coke!

"Director Jiang has a bad stomach." Han Xiaoxiao added, asking them to drink Coke and carry some on their backs.

They nodded together, "Understood! Don't worry, we are also interested!"

 Director Jiang is the treasure of their company!

 A few people finished their meal quickly.

They met and went downstairs. While waiting for the bus, Han Xiaoxiao went to the newsstand next to him to buy magazines.

 She was quite curious about the article that gave Jiang Yang the reputation of "old thief".

Han Xiaoxiao bought this science fiction magazine and was about to leave when he saw a car magazine. The beautiful car model on the cover of the magazine was wearing a bikini. She was very beautiful. The most important thing is -

 The beautiful car model has baby fat!

Han Xiaoxiao bought the magazine without hesitation.

 Mr. Zhou is still very exciting. You don’t have to think about holding back, just do it as simple and crudely as you want.

 The bus has arrived.

 They got on the bus and arrived at the company after riding for a few stops.

Director Jiang and Zhou Hao should not expect to arrive at the company on time. It would be good if they showed up in the morning.

 After cleaning up, Han Xiaoxiao sat at his work station and started reading the science fiction magazine!

 Ten minutes later.

Han Xiaoxiao typed a few words on the tweet, then clicked to post, finishing it in one breath: "Jiang! Yang! Old! Thief!"

 Too **** cruel!

 Han Xiaoxiao felt uncomfortable when the company official said this!

Then.

Netizens who were promoting "Jiangyang Old Thief" under the company's official recommendation were stunned.

　　Continue.

They commented below: "You old thief!"

 “The editor did a great job!”

“Haha! Even the editor recommended by the old thief company can’t stand it anymore, which shows how powerful this guy is!”

"Editor: Even if I risk my career, I still want to cry out from the bottom of my heart, Jiang! Yang! Old! Thief!"

 “Thank you editor, I will submit my resume to your company right away!”

“I have ten years of experience in official promotion operations. Each tweet is over 100,000. It is of high quality and low price. I am always ready to work. Welcome to send me private messages!”

“I have always had the great ambition to revitalize Chinese advertising. For my ideal, I don’t need a salary!”

“Boss, look here. My expected salary is 5K per month. Yes, I can pay for one year first.”

Han Xiaoxiao:…

 There are always **** who want to harm me!

but-

Jiangyang's wave of old thieves was so powerful that even Wang Zheng and Su An came to join in the fun.

After going to work, the official Twitter of Science Fiction Magazine had to send out a tweet: "Teacher Jiang Yang heard everyone's calls. In order to thank everyone for their love of "Bring Her Eyes", Teacher Jiang Yang announced in advance that in the next work , will provide relevant information and whereabouts of the heroine of "Bring Her Eyes", so stay tuned!"

This tweet quickly reached the top of the hot search topic "Jiangyang Old Thief", and many netizens were cheering for victory!

 “Nice!”

 “We are victorious!”

 “We saved her!”

 “We’ll get you home!”

“Great, when will the second part be released? The thought of her staying deep in the earth with a corpse makes my heart ache!”

“I think I will cry when I read the moment when she ‘sees the sunrise’ in the second part!”

 “Haha, the old thief Jiang Yang is scared!”

"Hey! When has he ever been afraid of using a knife? I suspect that the big devil has used a knife!"

 "Don't care who did the surgery, will the next one be released tomorrow?"

 “Let him write quickly! It’s been 24 hours and 86,400 seconds, and the donkeys in the production team don’t dare to rest like this!”

 “Let’s tie him into a dark room!”

 “I’m afraid the big devil won’t agree.”

 “Let’s ask the big devil to lock him up in a dark room.”

 “You can have this.”

 (End of this chapter)