Chapter 590 Haircut

 Professor Zhang asked Jiang Yang to continue speaking.

 The first part of "The Three-Body Problem" itself can be said to be a science fiction suspense novel.

The previous stories in the novel are constantly laying the groundwork for suspense. It is all suspense, such as the suicide of a high-level scientist, the non-existence of physics, and then the existence of human beings is just an accident, and now the accident is over.

 Professor Zhang is now intrigued and wants to hear the follow-up.

  Naihe.

When talking about bangs, Jiang Yang suddenly remembered that his alma mater and the Conservatory of Music were just across the street. The ugly bangs hairstyle he had originally got his hair cut on this street. The barber had his hair cut there every day.

He looked at the two uncles and said, "Let's go get a haircut!"

professor Zhang:…

 Where to start with this?

 Jiang Yang stood up and said, "I'm treating you."

　　The haircut failed. Although Jiangyang’s five yuan didn’t cost me a bicycle, but with such ugly bangs, the barber must give me an explanation. The barber told him that Jiang Yang could get a free haircut from him.

However.

Li Qingning was really afraid of the ugly bangs that the hairdresser had given Jiang Yang, so he never asked Jiang Yang to go there to have them trimmed. Also, after Jiang Yang graduated from university, he rarely came here because of work and residence.

This discount has not been used a few times.

Now that this issue has been mentioned, we must form a group and go to the uncle’s place to get a haircut.

 Professor Zhang: “Forget it.”

If Jiang Yang wants to get a haircut, they can go with him, hang around, chat, and get a haircut in a group. The barber will think that they are taking advantage of him.

 “Go.”

Jiang Yang felt that Old Fengtou had invited him to drink and Professor Zhang had cooked the food, so he had to ask for something too.

What’s more, this preferential policy was obtained in exchange for Jiang Yang’s ugly bangs that he wore for less than half a month.

When Jiang Yang thought of those bangs, he felt it would be a pity not to use this discount more often.

Old Feng touched his hair and found that it was no longer short. Since Jiang Yang insisted on treating him, "Let's go!"

 Professor Zhang no longer insisted.

 So—

They got up and went out without picking up the leftovers.

When passing by Teacher Li Qingning's house, Jiang Yang specifically asked Lao Zhang and Lao Fengtou to slow down so as not to be seen and heard by Li Qingning. If Li Qingning heard it, Jiang Yang's haircut plan would be ruined.

 After leaving Teacher Li Qingning’s house, Professor Zhang asked: “Aren’t you afraid that the barber will give you another ugly haircut?”

 “It’s okay.”

Jiang Yang didn’t have bangs this time, but left them straight.

This kind of ordinary hairstyle can still be obtained by the uncle, otherwise he would have been kicked out of the street.

 After going downstairs.

 Don’t say it.

 Lao Fengtou and Professor Zhang are both old, and they walk in an old-fashioned manner. They are in harmony with Jiang Yang's crab-like gait. They walk unhurriedly towards the street where the barber is.

 On the road.

 They continued to talk about novels.

This time I talked about why physics does not exist, what particles collide like billiard balls, but go up to the sky and down to the ground when they are played, breaking the understanding of scientists, saying that physics does not exist; shooters and farmers, etc.

 It whetted Professor Zhang’s appetite.

Professor Zhang is now doubtful, "Is this really science fiction?"

It’s too mysterious.

Plus a countdown on the retina —

No matter how he read it, he felt that this was a supernatural novel. He had never heard of any technology that could control the human retina. If this technology were available, one could directly play games such as VR with the naked eye.

He has read quite a few science fiction novels that turned out to be supernatural in the end.

Professor Zhang wondered if Jiang Yang’s story was the same.

 After receiving an affirmative nod from Jiang Yang, Professor Zhang wanted to see how Jiang Yang compiled it.

 As for Old Fengtou—

He suffered from amnesia. "The idea of ​​counting down numbers on the human retina is really brilliant. How did you come up with such a genius idea?"

 Jiang Yang: “I copied it myself!”

 Lao Feng patted him on the shoulder, "Don't say that, I authorized it to you. It's not considered copying, it's considered a tribute."

Jiang Yang looked at Professor Zhang: "Does he really have amnesia?"

 Professor Zhang: “There should be, right?”

The neighbor told him.

Jiang Yang nodded: "Uncle, you owe Professor Zhang a hundred yuan and you haven't paid it back."

 Lao Fengtou: "Get out of here!"

While they were talking, they arrived at the street where the haircut was.

 The uncle is still here!

 Just on the curb, between two trees.

 The barber set up a stool with a tool box and cleaning tools next to it.

Jiang Yang hurriedly called on the two uncles to hurry up.

The barber man is quite free now. He is sitting on a stool and browsing short videos. When he noticed someone approaching, he raised his head -

"Yo!"

 The barber stood up.

 He has a very deep memory of Jiang Yang.

He remembered that a shy boy came to get a haircut. He was very careful when communicating, and was afraid of saying the wrong thing. After he said "micro-break cover", the uncle said that he had never heard of it, the boy rarely spoke and started to use gestures. Communicated.

 As if he were an alien and if he said one more word he would be exposed.

It was because of this miscommunication that the barber gave Jiang Yang a haircut that could be considered a stain on his career.

certainly.

 It’s his fault too.

I used to give my family some simple haircuts at home. After I retired, I also got haircuts for older people. Most of them were very ordinary haircuts. I couldn't control the aesthetics of Jiang Yang's haircuts, so it was very difficult after getting the haircut. Ugly.

 “Uncle, three heads, it’s free.”

Jiang Yang approached and pointed at the two uncles behind him.

With this attitude and tone, I thought he was ordering food at a restaurant.

The barber man felt that it was too much for Jiang Yang to bring people here.

 His preferential policies are aimed at Jiang Yang alone.

Jiang Yang took out his mobile phone, opened his wife's WeChat Moments, and found out that when he had that hairstyle, his wife insisted on taking photos as a souvenir, and even sent the photos to the WeChat Moments for the uncle to see, "Uncle, let me tell my conscience, do you still feel that now?" Is it too much?"

 “No means no—”

The barber man said, looking at the photos in his circle of friends, "Your request is not too much."

Jiang Yang saw that the barber was so straightforward, just like he was bargaining when buying groceries, but he hesitated.

 He was thinking, how about four people?

 He earns five yuan to buy a serious bottle of Coke.

When the barber saw Jiang Yang hesitate, he knew what he was thinking, "Just three! If there are more, we won't discuss it."

 “Just the money for a bottle of Coke...that’s fine.”

Jiang Yang saw that the barber man was resolute and stopped insisting.

 Good guy!

 Lao Fengtou and Professor Zhang looked at each other.

The barber may have regarded Coke as a unit of money because Jiang Yang said that one more person would only cost the same as a bottle of Coke.

 They both knew that this boy really wanted to buy a Coke.

 He still wants to make money!

 It’s so shameless.

 Old Feng looked at the students coming and going on the street and approached Professor Zhang: "You shouldn't have agreed to come."

"Um?"

 Professor Zhang: “Obviously you agreed!”

"Yeah?"

 Lao Fengtou: "I have amnesia and can't remember clearly. Don't lie to me."

professor Zhang:…

 Who are these people?

The barber man picked up his tools and said, "Come on, which one of you will do it first?"

Professor Zhang asked Lao Feng to come first and try his skills as a barber. If the craftsmanship is not good enough, then Jiang Yang doesn't need to take care of it. Otherwise, Jiang Yang will go back with an ugly hairstyle and Professor Zhang will not be able to explain to Li Qingning.

 He still wanted to listen to Jiang Yang telling stories in the future.

Lao Fengtou didn’t think too much and sat on the chair. “Okay, I’ll go first.”

 As for Jiang Yang and Professor Zhang—

There were two small horses next to the barber's tool box. The two sat down and continued to chat: "Lao Wang asked the military to invite him over for a meeting. He also talked to Ding Yi about why physics does not exist. Many high-level scientists do not want to be After the turkey scientist committed suicide and all that, he came home, and that’s when his countdown came up—"

 Professor Zhang understands now.

Jiang Yang’s stroke of genius about the “floaters” just now turned out to be Lao Wang who was being targeted. “Those scientists who committed suicide probably also used this method to torture them into madness.”

Old Fengtou, who was getting his hair cut, said, "You have such a terrible case of floaters. How did you come up with it?"

Jiang Yang and Professor Zhang watched him together.

 Lao Fengtou: “I am forgetful—”

The barber man was surprised and asked Jiang Yang: "Did you make up this ghost story?"

 He started listening to this part. Although he didn't know the previous story, he felt that the ghost story was really well written.

 Specially scientific.

Jiang Yang: “Science fiction, this is a science fiction story!”

 There is a big difference between the two.

"Yeah?"

 The barber is not very convinced.

Because the story Jiang Yang told was similar to the plot of a ghost movie he had just watched. In this ghost movie, the protagonist was driven crazy and committed suicide because he could see dirty things, which was similar to the protagonist Jiang Yang.

When Lao Feng saw that they didn’t pick up on him for the first time, he hurriedly said: “It’s really science fiction! Xiao Jiang’s plot was inspired by my floaters, it’s not a ghost story.”

 Old Feng pointed his head at his own eyes, which was a tribute to his eye disease.

real!

Old Fengtou originally thought his floaters were quite annoying, but he couldn't get rid of them.

Now.

He suddenly gave others inspiration. There is such a story about floaters, and he felt that it was somewhat interesting while enjoying the pain, at least it was not so painful haha.

 The barber nodded his head in confusion.

Professor Zhang asked Jiang Yang to ignore them and continued that since Lao Wang was targeted, the suspense that had been laid out for so long should soon be answered.

However-

Jiang Yang is still full of suspense.

 Scientific Frontier told Lao Wang that his nanomaterial experiments had stopped and the countdown was gone.

 Lao Wang stopped, there really is no more!

 “Hoo!”

The barber couldn’t help but marvel after hearing this. This ghost story was artificial in the end. Just like the routine of domestic horror movies, it is definitely artificial in the end.

Jiang Yang ignored the barber's interruption and continued: "Lao Wang was very angry and felt that it was all caused by the scientific boundary. Although he didn't know what tricks these people used, Lao Wang believed that it was not some supernatural or miraculous thing. It can be explained scientifically!”

 At this time, the climax of so many suspenseful preparations has come!

 People on the scientific frontier definitely gave Lao Wang a bigger shock.

“She told Lao Wang that in three days, on the 14th, from one to five o’clock in the morning, the entire universe will flash for you!”

 “Ouch!”

 The three uncles expressed their admiration together.

　This sounds very romantic.

But the three uncles had heard the story all the way. As soon as this sentence came out, they felt that the unfathomable mysterious force was declaring martial law. It suddenly raised the dimension of the story, as if they were the center of the world. Continuously shrinking outward, the entire earth, the entire solar system, and the entire galaxy become a point.

 A little further away, something is staring, and it makes my hair stand on end just thinking about it.

There are only a few adults who have never heard of the Cthulhu Mythos, otherwise they would think of it now.

after all-

 The whole universe is twinkling.

The barber man thought: "Your ghost story is very exciting!"

Other people’s ghost stories are all about an island, a house, or a village. Jiang Yang’s ghost story directly shimmered the universe.

 “Science fiction, this is science fiction!”

Jiang Yang emphasized again.

 Professor Zhang didn’t quite believe it: “Is your story really science fiction?”

 He has never seen such supernatural and supernatural science fiction!

 “It’s really science fiction.”

Jiang Yang told them not to worry and to listen to him slowly.

The words just fell.

 “Ouch.”

The barber stopped and was just listening to the story. He got distracted and made a gap in Old Feng's hair. "I'll fix it for you and fix it," the barber said hurriedly.

Jiang Yang: "Uncle, are you good at this craft?"

Jiang Yang is really worried.

 “Distracted, distracted.”

The barber man didn’t think it was his fault, “The stories you tell are mysterious and attractive.”

 He couldn't be more distracted by the story.

Jiang Yang: “That’s right!”

This is "The Three-Body Problem". It's not normal for me to be distracted.

 Fortunately, it was just a small gap, and the barber repaired it quickly.

 But Professor Zhang didn’t believe in his skills anymore, so he made a second barber to try again.

 Professor Zhang’s hair is short and just needs to be trimmed a little.

so-

Jiang Yang talked about Lao Wang hanging up the phone "The Universe Flashes for You" and remembered that the caller was playing a VR game. The name of the official website of this game was very special, so Lao Wang remembered it.

 “He entered the game—”

Jiang Yang stood up and sat on the chair. Professor Zhang, who had fixed his hair, sat on the horse.

“—Have you met King Wen of Zhou during the Warring States Period in the game?”

 Old Fengtou: "What the hell? I am forgetful, not dementia. Don't fool me!"

Jiang Yang: “Listen up—”

Phew!

 At this moment, a strong wind blew up.

 Professor Zhang raised his head and saw dark clouds gathering above his head unconsciously, "It's going to rain."

The barber is busy giving Jiang Yang a haircut.

However-

 Even under the strong wind, the rain came quickly, and the raindrops fell quickly and sparsely.

"about there."

The barber man's hand movements accelerated a bit and then stopped. He looked back and said, "That's it."

 He stopped his hand and began to collect things in a hurry.

Jiang Yang looked in the mirror and felt that it was almost done.

A gust of wind blew, and the raindrops gradually became denser.

"That's all!"

Jiang Yang stood up and walked back quickly with the two uncles who were still waiting for him, wearing the barber's shawl. On the way, considering that the two uncles were old, Jiang Yang gave them his shawl to protect them from the rain.

finally.

　　They entered the building shortly after the rain started to get heavy.

 Among the three people, only Jiang Yang's clothes got a little wet because he didn't have a shawl to protect him from the rain.

　　My big chapter! ^_^

　　

　　

 (End of this chapter)