Chapter 659 Make money!

The elevator girl calmed down: "Okay."

 She put the document on the table, thought about it, and asked cautiously: "Can I take a photo?"

"ah?"

Jiang Yang didn’t understand for a while.

This is the ability of the elevator girl that she learned in her last company. When important documents are placed on the boss's desk, she must take a photo in time and send the photo to the boss. Otherwise, the boss will say "Why didn't I see it?" and she will be blinded. .

"good."

Jiang Yang understood.

 After all, he has been in the workplace.

When the girl in the elevator took out her mobile phone to take a picture, Jiang Yang put the photo on the table over and said, "Give you a reference."

 Elevator girl:…

 Don’t think Jiang Yang is kind.

  She looked at the fish in the photo, and after taking the photo in silence, she said, "The fish is really big."

Jiang Yang said happily: "That's right!"

 This girl has a bright future and will definitely accomplish a lot in the future.

 The elevator girl closed the door and went out.

She felt that the death of this stupid fish was really worth it. Although it died, it would always live in their hearts.

 At this time, the elevator girl didn’t know that this fish must live in the hearts of all fantasy lovers in the world.

After the elevator girl closed the door, Jiang Yang was about to continue typing, but suddenly he found that his brain was like a power outage. He couldn't remember what to write next. He knew the story, but he couldn't remember the specific description like what the Hobbit's hole looked like. Woke up.

 He doesn’t have the ability to write it himself.

Jiang Yang scratched his head and thought for a long time, but couldn't remember.

 Just right.

 A ray of sunlight falling on the table.

The desk looks great against the sunlight.

The desk is bright white and neatly tidied up. It is simply equipped with office supplies, a headphone stand, a photo of the couple, a photo of Jiangyang fishing, and small dolls of the little prince and the little fox.

Then-

There are high-rise buildings outside the window, which is perfect for taking some bourgeois photos and posting them on WeChat Moments.

Jiang Yang thought about it and took out his mobile phone. Just when he was about to take a photo, he felt that there was something extra, so he took the Coke bottle away. Then, Jiang Yang put the fishing photo on the C position to the west. After taking the photo, he posted it on WeChat Moments: "Suddenly Thinking of The Hobbit!”

 This is the evidence prepared by Jiang Yang.

Hou Bing quickly commented: "Shameless!"

Jiang Yang replied with three questions.

Hou Bing: "The fish has been dead for half a year, and it's still drying!"

Jiang Yang was relieved, as long as he saw the fish.

Li Qingning’s computer can also log in to the chat software, click Jiangyang to log in.

The phone rang.

 Li Qingning is putting on makeup, and the makeup artist is applying eye shadow.

She turned her phone aside and after seeing that she was logged in, she asked the makeup artist to stop and said, "My husband."

"OK."

 The makeup artist stops.

Li Qingning took the phone and clicked on the chat software login reminder. Then, she looked at her circle of friends and immediately understood what Jiang Yang was going to do. This man was so easy to feed. He had been a fish for more than half a year and was still changing his ways.

 She smiled and gave a thumbs up.

 The makeup artist was nearby: “The photos were taken really well.”

Although it is a desktop, the interplay of light and shadow gives the desktop a very comfortable feeling.

This sentence was praised to the core of Li Qingning's heart.

"right."

Li Qingning's smile made the silkworm and the glitter on her lips eclipse.

The makeup artist feels that taking a set of photos now will definitely be touching.

Li Qingning: “Whenever he has nothing to do, he will ask reporters to discuss his photography skills.”

 The makeup artist was speechless as soon as he came to his senses.

 Good guy!

She was invited by brands, magazines and Li Yu to do makeup for Li Qingning. Her status goes without saying. Many celebrities she knew were thinking about how to avoid reporters. Jiang Yang was so good. Not only did he not hide, he also asked reporters to discuss their photography skills. .

This is the first time a makeup artist has seen such a slutty reporter.

but-

Li Qingning felt that the makeup artist obviously didn't understand Jiang Yang.

 The fish in the photo is the focus.

Li Qingning took a selfie and sent it to Jiang Yang.

Jiang Yang opened the photo and his eyes lit up. Li Qingning was putting on make-up. Her face and lips were shiny and she looked very attractive.

 I guess I have to work overtime at night.

Then-

Jiang Yang is completely finished.

　　This blood goes down, but if it doesn’t go up, the book will not be able to remember it at all.

 Still missing miniatures!

and.

To write "The Hobbit", you need not only miniatures, but also sandboxes, because you have to write about many forests, mountains, plains, etc., and you have to restore the world of Middle-earth to make it easy to write.

 But my house is too small and there is no place to make a sand table.

Jiang Yang thought, why not requisition the warehouse behind the small theater where the "Twelve Citizens" movie was filmed?

 I don’t know if this is considered misappropriation of public property?

Jiang Yang can’t write it down if he can’t remember it.

 He took the book that Li Qingning put on the table for him and continued to chew.

 It’s also a coincidence.

 A certain chapter in this book introduces a kind of person—

　　Hopi people.

 One of the indigenous Indian tribes.

Their names are quite similar to those of Hobbits.

besides.

 It’s not written in the book.

But Jiang Yang didn’t know why, but a passage about the Hopi people suddenly popped up in his memory: “The Hopi people regard time as a landscape, which exists before and after us. We move, move in time, and pass through time piece by piece. it."

only-

Jiang Yang forgot the origin of this sentence.

Just like this, Jiang Yang was chewing on the book and gradually forgot about time.

 Until noon.

Li Qingning sent a message asking Jiang Yang if he had eaten, and Jiang Yang came back to his senses from the book.

He took the book and went downstairs, planning to go to Kaifeng Cai to buy a hamburger.

 Speaking of it—

The first time Jiang Yang ate a hamburger was in this world.

His hometown is a small county town, and there is no Kaifeng cuisine. Even if it is available, her mother is reluctant to let him eat it.

so-

 When others say "Brother Rich Vs I'm 50", they probably mean it.

Jiang Yang simply followed the trend and felt involved, and until the car accident, he didn’t know what was so crazy about this Thursday!

but.

When Jiang Yang saw Bian An and Erha in Kaifeng Cai, he felt that he could finally play tricks openly.

 He went over and patted Erha on the shoulder, "Brother Fu, V is 50."

Erha and Bian An looked up and saw Jiang Yang. They were not surprised, but just curious: "What do you mean?"

Jiang Yang sat down.

This is the bad thing about this world. No one follows the jokes, and it’s hard to explain for a while.

Jiang Yang thought for a while and found a similar joke: "It's similar to me, Qin Shihuang, making money."

"oh."

Bian'an understood, "It's a treat."

Such a low-level and basic deception has been used in both worlds, so you can understand the general meaning of this joke as soon as you hear it.

only-

Jiangyang There are already hamburgers on the tray. Would you like a Coke?

 I don’t dare!

 While Bian An was hesitating, Jiang Yang said, "Just a joke."

Erha thought Jiang Yang’s simple statement of “I, Qin Shihuang, give money” was quite good. “Does anyone really believe this deception?”

Bian'an: "It really does."

He has read reports that someone pretended to be a king and said that his wife was expecting a baby and that she was currently in an obstetrics department abroad and needed money because her account was frozen. Some people actually believed it.

Looking at Jiang Yang from the side, he said, "You have to be careful."

The King of Heaven has used it.

In the past, it was the big devil who had no chance. In the future, it may be: "I am Li Yu. I am currently waiting for delivery in a foreign delivery room. My husband does not understand English. He has swallowed his bank card and locked his account. I am in urgent need of money to save my life." -

 “Wori!”

Jiang Yang is in a bad mood because his English is really not good!

From the first year of high school to the third year of junior high school, I didn’t say how much I learned in English, but I didn’t know how much I learned back to the teacher.

no.

 He has to catch up on his English when he goes back.

 Bian'an doesn't talk about this.

Now that "A Laugh from the Sea" is in full swing, this is a good opportunity to get first-hand information.

Bian'an: "Tell us the origin of this song."

Jiang Yang shook his head.

 He didn’t know when Li Qingning heard it.

but-

“It must be my credit. It was my inspiration that made my wife write this song!”

Jiang Yang’s words are conclusive.

Erha: “Are you so powerful?”

Just like the rivers and lakes that are coming towards you with a smile from the sea, that heroic spirit, that grudges and grudges, and the open-mindedness that all love and hate dissipate in that smile, is this what Jiang Yang can inspire?

They have been following Jiang Yang for so many days, and these words are not applicable to Jiang Yang.

"certainly."

Jiang Yang is still very proud that this song has caused such a big sensation, "I am from the earth!"

This corner is the earth.

The two of them didn't know where Jiang Yang's train of thought was going.

but.

 The two of them also know.

Sometimes Jiang Yang’s topics would be very random, and even if you didn’t know what words he said, his thoughts would take a huge turn and jump to another unrelated topic. Only Li Qingning could keep up with his jumps in thinking—

Bar?

Bian'an is not sure.

 Because Jiang Yang’s mind jumped again: “I, Jesus, make money!”

Bian'an and Erha looked at him blankly.

Jiang Yang: "I really am!"

or-

  To be precise, “I am a caveman.”

Jiang Yang blurted out.

But he thought about it and found that the cavemen in "This Man Came from Earth" and the cavemen in the top of the mountain were from the same period. The fossils unearthed in Zhoukoudian at the same time looked similar to the cavemen in the movie, that is, the Cro-Magnons after restoration.

 The book in his hand has records.

so-

This is very comfortable to blurt out.

 (End of this chapter)