"Master, Junior Brother Sha, are you all right?"

Sun Wukong looked at Tang Seng and Sha Seng.

Tang Seng and Sha Seng said nothing about it.

He just lowered his head and silently clamped his legs.

The expression on his face was painful and humiliating.

Biting lips trembled slightly.

There seemed to be tears in his eyes.

Don't speak, it's been said that I'm aggrieved.

It is really sad for those who hear it, and tears for those who see it.

"Senior Brother..." Sand Monk finally raised his head.

"Stop talking!" Zhu Bajie interrupted him, his expression full of pain and anger, his eyes swept over Su Qing and the others one by one: "Beasts! What a bunch of beasts! To be so frantic to my master and junior brother Sha, even Things that are inferior to pigs and dogs! Bah!"

Judging from the reactions of Master and Junior Brother Sha.

What happened he could already imagine.

Su Qing: ? ? ?

You are somewhat of a problem.

Isn't it just a cut appendix and foreskin?

How to make it seem like they violated them.

Hearing Zhu Bajie's words, Tang Seng and Sha Seng were reminded of their sad past, and could not help but burst into tears.

"Zhu Bajie, have you misunderstood..."

Su Qing always felt that something was wrong.

"Misunderstanding? No misunderstanding!" Zhu Bajie interrupted Su Qing angrily and looked at Monk Sha: "Junior Brother Sha, have they used force against you and your master? Have your bodies been brutally tortured?"

"Hmmmm, wow~ woo woo..." The honest monk Sha blushed and burst into tears.

They have all been cut into flesh, of course inhumane!

And it was forcibly cut by Su Qing.

Both external and internal are mutilated.

The mind and body suffered a double blow.

The more Sha Seng thought about it, the more grieved he felt.

Zhu Bajie was very worried: "How many of them are."

"Bajie, the two of them." Tang Seng covered his face and pointed at Su Qing and silly girl with his other hand trembling.

Zhu Bajie didn't expect that there was still a woman, so he stared at the silly girl with wide eyes. Is there such a good thing?

He gritted his teeth and said, "What a witch! What kind of skill is it to attack my master! If you have something to do with me again, all my old pigs will follow!"

"Really?" Su Qing asked seriously.

Zhu Bajie sneered: "My old pig spit and nails, and I will do what I say! I will never regret it!"

"Then I wish you a smooth operation in advance." Su Qing said to the silly girl: "Contact Mary's Hospital and tell them that we have a client here and are going to be stabbed."

Well, gelding pigs, as we all know, boars have to be gelded when they are young, so that they can grow fatter.

Because after being gelded, she has no energy to think about the sow, so she can only eat and sleep, sleep and eat, waiting to be slaughtered.

Although Zhu Bajie is now an adult.

But it's not too late to make amends.

"Yes, Master." The silly girl replied.

Tang Seng and Sha Seng showed frightened eyes.

Zhu Bajie was stunned: "What do you mean?"

Isn't it...? Why are you still getting stabbed?

"Second Senior Brother..." Sha Seng leaned into his ear.

Zhu Bajie's fat face turned pale, and he blurted out almost subconsciously: "You and the master have been gelded!"

"What!" Sun Wukong was stunned.

Tang Seng blushed: "Bajie, don't contaminate people's innocence out of thin air. It's not that you were gelded, it's just a little cut. This is...it doesn't matter."

"Tang Sanzang, your six senses are not clean. You are devoted to the Buddha. Does the shadow still affect you?" King Huangmei wiped his hands on his apron and said with a smile.

Tang Seng's face turned even redder: "The matter of Buddhist disciples, how can you call the six roots unclean, the poor monk is just a slip of the tongue!"

When his daughter was in the country, his Zen heart was indeed shaken.

At that time the queen asked him if he would marry.

He sat on the white dragon horse, his heart was like a wave, and after several hesitations, he gritted his teeth and said, "Marry!"

Then the white dragon horse ran away when he heard the words.

Didn't give him a chance to regret (ಡωಡ).

Otherwise, he will take a hammer.

"Hahaha……"

Look at Tang Seng's reaction.

Everyone couldn't help but laugh.

for a while,

There was joy in the air.

Tang Seng closed his eyes: "Amitabha, poor monks don't care about you and others, it's really good."

I can't explain it, I can't beat it, I can't win.

He had no choice but to deceive himself like this.

"Yeah! You people are so vicious! Brother Monkey, don't do it!" Zhu Bajie took out a nine-toothed rake the size of a comb and combed his hair.

"You idiot, what are you doing? I don't have a stick." Sun Wukong looked at King Huangmei: "Monster! My old grandson asked you, where is my golden cudgel?"

"I'll answer this question!" Wang Tianba leaned over and looked closely at the golden hoop on Sun Wukong's head: "Great Sage, your golden hoop and rod match your coat color very well, the two colors are similar, this... …what!"

"Titanium! Get out!" Sun Wukong bared his teeth, slapped him out, and stared at King Huangmei: "Monster, hurry up and hand over my grandson's golden cudgel!"

"It turns out that the three words "Golden Hoop" should be read together." Wang Tianba lay on the ground helplessly.

King Huangmei looked at Su Qing: "Boss?"

He learned from Lao Niu, the boss shouted like an authentic ~, can only say that he was deeply infected by the capital.

After all, the old Peiping people are well known.

Beijing has no roads at all.

All the horses are authentic~

"Sun Wukong, the golden hoop stick is in Huangmei's seed bag, but I can't give it to you now. After all, if I give it to you, it will hit me on the head." He Su Qing was not stupid.

Sun Wukong scratched his ears and scratched his cheeks: "You give it to me, promise not to hit you on the head, I will hit you in the leg!"

"Master, silly girl has detected that there is danger within 50 meters, do you need to activate the defense function?"

Silly girl sounded a nice alarm.

Her voice is really nice.

Su Qing looked at Sun Wukong, this monkey was the source of the alarm, and there was a deep misunderstanding of him.

Su Qing waved to Huang Mei: "Go stir fry your food, it's almost going to be mushy, don't worry about it here."

"Okay." Huang Mei turned and ran into the kitchen.

Su Qing looked at Sun Wukong and made a gesture of invitation: "Great Sage, let's sit down and talk first."

"If you want to talk, you have to be a little sincere. Anyway, my master and junior brother were hurt by you." Zhu Bajie spoke first, his eyes drifting to the kitchen.

Su Qing asked, "For example?"

"For example, we've been locked up for so long, we're already very hungry, and the food in the kitchen is so delicious, why can't we order it?" Zhu Bajie licked his lips.

Greedy, lustful and greedy for food, that's him!

Su Qing and the others all looked strange.

Both Tang Seng and Sha Seng were deeply hurt.

The Bull Demon King suppressed a smile: "That's your master's meat, Huang Mei wants to eat Tang monk meat to live forever."

Zhu Bajie and Sun Wukong's mouth twitched.

They thought of the meat cut by the master.

Could it be... eh~

"Cough, cough...Master, I'm sorry, you are too fragrant." Zhu Bajie apologized to Tang Seng.

Tang Seng didn't want to pay attention to Piggy.

Su Qing knocked on the table: "Brother Monkey, first I have to tell you what kind of world this is."

"Yes, you tell my old grandson first, what exactly is this place?" Sun Wukong asked impatiently.

The city with many high-rise buildings made him stunned.

He had never seen such a scene in Heaven.

Su Qing said: "This is the world more than 1,300 years after the Tang Dynasty. Here, you have all disappeared, and only exist in the records of the book."

"Impossible! My old Sun is immortal, how can he disappear in just over 1,300 years?"

Su Qing shrugged: "This is what I don't understand. I can only find the answer later."

"Don't say these unreliable things in advance, tell me why you want to harm my master and junior brother Sha!" Sun Wukong didn't want to worry about this impossible thing.

Su Qing looked serious: "This question, then I have to popularize medical knowledge for you first."

Sun Wukong: ? ? ?

Pig Bajie: ? ? ?

"Silly girl, find a popular video about appendicitis and the dangers of foreskin." Su Qing turned around and said.

"Yes, Master."

Soon, a screen was thrown into the air.

Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie were amazed.

On the screen, an authoritative expert began to explain the dangers of appendicitis and foreskin.

It is also accompanied by a video of the patient suffering from the excruciating pain of appendicitis.

After reading it, Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie subconsciously pressed the appendix with their hands.

They feel they need a cut too.

Tang Seng and Sha Seng are not so sad anymore.

I feel a lot better.

"Understood, this is science."

Su Qing was very satisfied with the reaction of the four masters and apprentices.

"Science?" Tang Seng muttered to himself.

Zhu Bajie hummed: "Then this science is more powerful than the Buddhist scriptures?"

"Let's put it this way, you finally got the scriptures, but the Tang Dynasty still died, and the living standards of the people did not improve in the next thousand years, but as soon as science was popularized, the people began to fill their stomachs."

As a thief with personality and advanced thinking, Wang Tianba came over again.

"Master, history has proven that the scriptures are useless, so what other scriptures should we take? Shouldn't we just take the science and go back?" Sun Wukong looked at Tang Seng.

Tang Seng frowned and looked at Su Qing and bowed his head: "Donor, if it is convenient, the poor monk wants to learn more about science and the world."

"No problem, I have already found a teacher for you, and he will teach you." Su Qing smiled.

Help the backward comrades to progress ideologically.

This is his responsibility as a former Young Pioneer.

I believe that after the education of history, economy and politics, the team's thinking will be sublimated.

They will be from the golden color of the Buddha.

Become the red that belongs to the people!

Tang Seng nodded and said, "Thank you, Lord Su."

"You haven't said it yet, what did you bring us into this world?" Sun Wukong jumped up and down.

After all, he is a monkey.

Jie Hou'er just can't be idle.

In the original play, after he arrived in 2006, he went everywhere, often disappearing at critical moments.

Lu Xiaoqian and the others want to live and die.

Su Qing smiled slightly: "I can't answer that right now. I'll talk to you after you finish your studies."

If he said now that he was going to rob Tianting and Xitian, they would definitely not listen.

But after their ideological awareness improved.

Then Su Qing can fool them very well.

After all, you can't fool a group of illiterate people with culturally based means.

Because they don't understand at all.

A few minutes later.

King Huangmei finished eating the Tang monk meat.

He felt that all the demons might be deceived.

Because he didn't feel anything after eating it.

Tang monk meat may not have the effect of immortality at all, which is obviously because Xitian deliberately spread it out to attract monsters to make it more difficult for them to learn scriptures.

Because even he was ignorantly arranged by Xitian for the training team.

Then what is impossible?

He cursed and greeted the Buddha.

"Brother Huangmei, after we go back, we must publicize the fact that Xitian is doing false propaganda for our own products. Tang monk meat has no effect of longevity at all, and we can't let other compatriots rush to die."

The Bull Demon King patted King Huangmei on the shoulder.

Lao Niu is indeed a cow who listens to the news broadcast.

This consciousness and height, the old cow of the people!

"I will definitely promote it, this false propaganda is too outrageous." King Huangmei gritted his teeth.

Those monsters who were beaten to death by Sun Wukong for eating Tang monk meat are deeply harmed by false propaganda.

As a member of the demon clan, he was very sad.

As the fake product himself, Tang Seng bowed his head in shame, and felt guilt, self-blame and embarrassment that his flesh did not have the function of immortality.

Bull Demon King continued: "We should follow the example of human beings and set a memorial day to commemorate these compatriots who lost their lives because of false propaganda of Buddhism."

"In this way, April 16th every year will be our Yaozu Anti-False Propaganda Day."

Man, this idea is too advanced.

The three thieves, Wang Tianba, Sun Feiyan, and Xiao Wu, were dumbfounded and looked at the Bull Demon King.

They seem to see a pioneer of struggle carrying the hopes of the demon race, and politicians are on the rise.

"Okay, come with me, Tang Seng, your four teachers are already waiting for you at my house."

Su Qing received a call from Fan Dong.

This Fan Dong's real name collided with the rice bucket.

So Su Qing didn't call her name, she called Lao Fan.

Because he came, Fan Dong became old Fan.

If he does not come, he will become a prisoner of labor reform.

According to the things this guy did, he was thrown into prison and sentenced to 100 years, all after discounts.

The last time he left, he took two keys from Fan Dong, one of which was the house key.

A luxurious Dabieye!

You ask how luxurious I am?

I'll describe it that way.

There are more bathrooms than bedrooms.

Is it easy to understand.

"God, Elder Tang, Dasheng Sun, please take us with you, it's fate to meet each other."

Su Qing and the others were about to leave when Wang Tianba brought Sun Feiyan and Xiao Wu to the ground and stopped them.

as a person with character.

He usually does not kneel easily.

But now this is not the case at all.

So when he knelt down, he was also in the Ganges.

"Oh, yes, I almost forgot about you."

Su Qing suddenly realized and smiled.

Wang Tianba and the other three also smiled.

They were so excited that the gods had already prepared to take them with them, but they just forgot.

Su Qing looked at the silly girl: "Silly girl, clean up all three of their memories of us."

Their future will be decided by themselves, if they can't decide, it will be decided by the judge.

Su Qing didn't want to waste time dealing with these three thieves, but he didn't have the patience to influence them with love.

He is better at overtaking them by force.

The three Wang Tianba: "..."

The smile was so stiff on his face.

Happiness is so easy to get,

It's also easy to lose.

The silly girl glanced at them, and before the three of them could speak, they fell to the ground.

until they wake up.

Su Qing and others had already left.

"What's the matter? How did we fall asleep?"

"Why is the TV broken! Burglary?"

"This is too unprofessional! This group of people who work by violence really has no technical content at all!"

When thieves despise robbery.

Because thieves are skilled workers.

Robbery is pure violence.

There is also a chain of discrimination in the three religions and nine streams.

…………

In a very large villa.

"Mr. Su, they are..."

In the living room, an economics expert, a history expert, and a political expert, the three of them looked at the four Tang monks in front of them with bewilderment.

"They are fans of Journey to the West, so they often play the roles in them, they are a little obsessed, and they often say some strange things, so don't worry about it."

"You just need to come and pay for classes on time every day and answer their questions."

Su Qing pointed to the four and explained.

The three experts nodded in understanding.

Su Qing arranged them on the third floor, where Tang Seng and his apprentice would receive new education.

Their three views will be reshaped by the new society.

"I'm going to the class too," said the Bull Demon King.

Su Qing shrugged: "As you wish."

This guy is too addicted to the pursuit of progress.

Su Qing is doubting whether he will start to divide the land between local tyrants when he returns to the world of Journey to the West?

Build a sectarian demon nation?

But as a famous demon king, he himself is the biggest noble in the demon clan.

Does he have to beat himself first?

Seeing my fellow villagers go to study.

The scumbag King Huangmei hesitated, and asked weakly, "Do I want to listen to it too?"

"You don't have to, you have no room to rise." Su Qing shook her head and said.

King Huangmei was overjoyed: "Does the boss mean that I am more knowledgeable than them?"

There's not even room to rise.

This rating is too high.

He is so excited ୧⍢⃝୨(´つヮ⊂︎)

"It's because the ceiling of your IQ is too low. The current knowledge is all you can grasp. You can't grasp more." Su Qing said earnestly.

King Huangmei is a monster, he can get along so badly in the original drama, and his IQ is mainly responsible.

King Yellow Eyebrows: (๑˭̴̵̶᷄൧̑˭̴̵̶᷅๑)

Damn, you look down on me.

"I'm going to listen!" he said and went upstairs.

Three minutes later, he came down again, just looked at Su Qing and said, "The boss is right."

If you don't listen to the boss, you will suffer in front of you.

"You and silly girl are watching the four masters and apprentices at home. If there is anything, please contact me as soon as possible. I will go out and do something." After Su Qing finished speaking, she turned into a streamer and flew away.

King Huangmei stared at the disappearing light, frowned and said to himself: "The boss said that all the demons and gods disappeared in 2006? But how does he exist?"

He and Sun Wukong and others all came through.

Did the boss also cross over?

He is infinitely close to the truth.

It's just that Su Qing did not travel from this time and space, but from another plane.

On the other side, Su Qing came to He Lan's house.

We have to take advantage of this opportunity to intensify our offense.

Otherwise, she will forget about it in a few days.

But there is no such good foundation.

So you must persevere in chasing girls, strike while the iron is hot, you can't catch fish for three days and dry the net for two days.

Of course, you can't be too diligent. If you go too far, you'll be licking the dog. It will degrade the love relationship that is obviously equal, and it will spoil the woman.

So it is very important to get this degree right.

Love tutor Su Qing is the best.

"Ding dong ~ ding dong ~ ding dong ~"

Su Qing rang the doorbell.

After a while, the door opened.

A bouquet of roses caught He Lan's eyes.

With the flowers removed.

Showing the handsome face that made her absent-minded all day.

"Do you like it? Flowers match beauty."

Su Qing stuffed the flower into her hand.

"How did you find this place?"

He Lan was both surprised and delighted.

"When your heart is full of one person, as long as you think about it, you can rummage through a city and you will definitely find it."

Su Qing smiled lightly, with a calm tone.

It's actually not that difficult.

Just let the silly girl get a seat in advance.

But He Lan really believed it and was deeply moved.

"You are too stupid. You know where my company is, so you can't come to my company tomorrow to find me?"

"If I have to wait until tomorrow to see you, how can I make it through tonight?" Su Qing asked rhetorically.

He Lan blushed and said, "I really know how to coax people."

"I've already reserved a seat. I'll give you half an hour." After Su Qing finished speaking, she walked in directly.

He Lan closed the door: "Hey, hey, not only is it allowed in the middle of the night, but can you enter the girl's house?"

Although she is about to run three.

But there's nothing wrong with being a girl.

"Sooner or later, it will be my home. Can I get familiar with it first?" Su Qing sat on the sofa familiarly.

He Lan was really helpless to his shameless kung fu, but there was a little bit of joy in his heart.

Oh, this is a duplicitous woman.

He Lan poured Su Qing a glass of water.

Can't wait to go upstairs to change clothes.

Half an hour later, she walked down wearing an off-the-shoulder midi skirt: "How is it?"

She also turned around shyly and proudly.

"Beautiful to the point of bubbling." Su Qing said sincerely.

He Lan's temperament is already mature.

And she's in great shape.

Dressing a little more with a sense of surname is simply a lore!

He Lan hummed twice: "Let's go."

"Although it is very beautiful, I still want to advise you not to wear such a surname in the future, and it is easy to be followed by people with bad intentions." Su Qing advised.

He Lan disagreed: "My brother, this is at the foot of the imperial city, how can it be so exaggerated."

"Why don't you believe it? I just followed one two days ago." Su Qing said firmly.

He Lan chuckled and punched Su Qing with joy: "Can you stop being so funny?"

"I can't help it, I'll just make fun of my character." Su Qing shrugged, girls like his character.

Who would like that boring stuffy gourd?

After accompany He Lan to eat at a couple's restaurant, Su Qing walked side by side with her on the street.

Taking the opportunity to pull her little hand.

Then sent her home.

After saying good night to each other, Su Qing left.

One can't be too naive.

It has to come naturally, step by step.

Being too reckless can easily scare the big sister.

After sending He Lan home, Su Qing did not go back to the villa, but went to Eric Foods.

He is looking for you.

An important supporting actor in the show.

It was he who found the hacker Dongzi and copied several mobile phones with some functions of the silly girl.

If Su Qing wanted to find Dongzi, he had to go through him.

Because Dongzi is only a small supporting role.

In the play, Dongzi's specific name, phone number, and home address are not mentioned at all.

He can't even rely on silly girls for positioning.

What's more, by the way, also pull the tour.

He still appreciates what you do.

In the early stage, you are really strict with yourself.

In the play, he was one of the first people to know the function of the silly girl, and he also knew that the silly girl was in the hands of Lu Xiaoqian.

But he was rich and powerful, facing a poor boy like Lu Xiaoqian, he did not take it by force.

And he also took the initiative to call to remind Lu Xiaoqian not to be blind and reveal the ability of the silly girl.

Otherwise, it will bring him the calamity of death.

You Suowei wanted to get the silly girl, and they all paid a high price of 30 million in 2006 to buy it.

Lu Xiaoqian had already agreed to sell it.

In the end, it backfired.

You did not do anything to him.

He also sincerely helped King Huangmei, and fairly used King Huangmei's human seed bag to help him transport goods.

Instead of using his abilities to do evil things.

At this time, the tour is really a gentleman.

On the contrary, Lu Xiaoqian was a waste in the early stage...

If he wasn't the protagonist, he would have been targeted and killed by the stupid things he did.

To name a few chestnuts, the silly girl has ten opportunities to illegally operate, and automatically collapses after more than ten times.

But Lu Xiaoqian, an idiot, wasted eight times on trivial matters from the very beginning.

Later, she even used the ability of a silly girl to help others heal for free... I'm really not afraid of being targeted by agents.

Then I was moved by the price offered by Yousuo, and I was going to buy a silly girl, but I suddenly regretted it...

The protagonist is really indescribable.

Of course, he's still a good guy overall.

In the early stage, Yusuo was a gentleman, but in the mid-term, he did something wrong.

After being enlightened by the Tang monk, he came to his senses again.

In the end, he went undercover next to the big villain, the Bull Demon King, and became a key role in successfully protecting the earth.

It's a very charismatic character.

Whether in reality or in play.

You'll know it if you've seen him play Erlang God.

It is because of him that Erlang God in everyone's impression has a fixed appearance since then.

…………

Eric Foods Inc.

The conference room was still brightly lit at 8 p.m.

Because of the recent decline in the profits of their food company, the company's development has encountered obstacles.

So this meeting started so late.

"Mr. You, to solve the problem of funding, I still insist on my last proposal to replace the raw materials for making food with another cheaper price."

A vice president raised his hand and said.

You Suowei frowned: "A gentleman loves money, he takes it in a proper way, he does something, and he doesn't do something. Don't you really know that the material you are talking about can cause cancer?"

"But the Fan Group has been using it." The vice president who made the suggestion retorted unwillingly.

You Suwei did not hesitate: "Report him."

Everyone: "..."

"Cough, let me say something, the Fan Group has officially stopped using this carcinogenic raw material yesterday." A supervisor said, clearing his throat.

You Suowei looked at the vice-president who proposed: "Fan Fatty knows how to get back if we get lost, but you still have to persuade us to go down the wrong path. What's your motive?"

The vice president sighed without excuse.

"Okay, I'll figure out a way to end the meeting."

You Suowei knew that there was no practical plan to discuss tonight, so he got up and left.

Back to the office to pack up and get ready for get off work.

As soon as he entered the office, he was stunned.

Sitting handsome in his chair.

"Who are you? How did you get in?"

You Suwei didn't panic, and asked calmly.

"You asked the same question as Lao Fan, so I will give you the same answer as him."

"I am God."

Su Qing spread his hands and said with a smile.

You Suowei, as a rich second-generation who returned from studying abroad, has extremely positive views, so naturally he doesn't believe this nonsense.

"I don't care who you are, you entered my office without permission and wait for the police here."

After you finished speaking, you went out.

He took out his phone and prepared to call the police.

"Alas, ignorant humans."

Su Qing sighed.

Appearing in front of him in an instant, he grabbed his collar in his terrified eyes.

Then take him out of the window to double sleep and fly.

After a moment.

Su Qing brought him back again.

You Suwei stood there with a dull gaze.

His three views have been fragmented.

He has doubted life in the wind.

"You... are you really a god?"

You Suowei looked at Su Qing in disbelief.

"Didn't you see it just now?"

Su Qing smiled slightly and asked a question.

You Suowei shook his head: "I still can't believe it, maybe you just hypnotized me?"

"Well, intellectuals are so troublesome."

Su Qing sighed again.

Carrying his collar, he flew out again.

Came back two minutes later.

It's just that what you have done has been bruised and swollen.

Su Qing beat him in the air.

Can this be called an air battle?

"It hurts, it's not hypnosis, it's not hallucination... You are actually a god!" You Suowei was stunned.

Su Qing showed a satisfied expression: "That's right, fully understanding each other's identities will help us to further communicate in the future."

"What do you want me to do? What can I get?" You Suowei quickly asked two questions.

As expected of a highly educated businessman.

Get to the point right away.

Su Qing said casually: "I have only one request. You obey my order unconditionally, and the reward for you will be beyond your imagination."

You can't say what you are doing.

This one of yours includes countless ones.

"The first thing, I know that you know a hacker named Dongzi, find him for me, and after finding him, bring him to meet me at No. **** in the **** villa area."

After Su Qing finished speaking, the figure disappeared in place.

Yusuo did not respond for a long time.

"I actually met a fairy?"

"There are really gods in this world?"

Then he took out his mobile phone to contact Dongzi.

In fact, he and Dongzi are not too familiar with each other.

Just know there is such a hack.

He also has to communicate through other people.

…………

Four days later, in Su Qing's temporary villa.

People are having breakfast.

"Eat more." Su Qing served He Lan with porridge.

Don't ask why He Lan is there.

The question is that you have already cultivated to sleep together.

Then……

The individual details do not need to go into detail.

Zhu Bajie looked at He Lan, and for some reason, he always had an inexplicable feeling.

Of course he feels that way.

Because He Lan should have been arched by him.

His future wife was cut off by Su Qing.

"Recently, the political situation in Irak abroad is very bad, and the war and conflict are intensifying." After watching the morning news, the Bull Demon King sighed with worry.

Tang Seng nodded: "Amitabha, it is the common people who will be harmed in this way."

"Yeah, the war is terrible, even more terrible than the landlords before liberation." Sand monk agreed.

Obviously, after four days of class.

Their ideological awareness has been greatly improved.

"Ding dong ~ ding dong ~ ding dong ~"

The doorbell rang suddenly.

King Huangmei went to open the door.

"I want to see Daxian." You Suowei said.

When Huang Mei heard it, he knew it was his own.

Put the tour office in.

In the original drama, Huang Mei and You Suowei have deep feelings for each other, so they can slap on this pair of CPs.

There is a plot where You Suowei uses a copied mobile phone to travel through time and space, and as a result, travels back to 100,000 years ago with King Huangmei, and the mobile phone runs out of power.

Silly girls can use light to replenish energy.

But the copied phone can only use electricity.

So they were stuck there for 10 years.

After eating fish for ten years, I almost turned into a cat, and finally came back after thinking of a way to generate electricity.

"President He?" You Suowei did not expect He Lan to be there.

He Lan was also surprised: "Young President."

"Don't worry, she won't bother you in the future, she's my girlfriend now." Su Qing hugged He Lan.

He Lan smiled at You Suowei.

You Suowei smiled and said, "I wish you happiness."

Then he introduced Dongzi to Su Qing.

"Daxian, this is Dongzi, he is a famous hacker." You Suowei pointed at a young man.

The young man was a little restrained, because the people in the room looked strange: "Hello, sir."

"Well, yes, come with me." Su Qing nodded with satisfaction and led him upstairs.

The silly girl followed suit.

Dongzi was a little scared. Could it be that he was sold by President You to this so-called Daxian?

But soon he was relieved.

Because Su Qing took him into a computer room.

"Silly girl, mobile phone mode." Su Qing said.

Then Dongzi was stunned.

A delicate beauty has become a lovely crystal doll.

"This, this... this is not scientific!"

Dongzi's chin almost fell to the ground.

"But she's a scientific product."

Su Qing said that this is really scientific.

Then he said: "This is a mobile phone from 2060. Some of its functions can be copied. I ask you to copy it to a CD, and then use the CD to input it into other mobile phones. The mobile phone in my hand must also be able to copy. Control other phones."

"I want to be quiet." Dongzi muttered to himself.

Are all mobile phones so developed in 2060?

Does the man still need to get married?

It's not enough to have a small mobile phone with a mobile phone.

Su Qing said: "Want to be quiet? As long as you do things well, go to the clubhouse, pick whatever you want, let alone Jingjing, Honghong, Dandan, everything will be for you."

"Really?" Dongzi's eyes lit up, and then he coughed twice: "Actually, Jingjing, red and red don't matter, I mainly want to study future science."

Yes, he was just obsessed with scientific careers.

Doesn't it make sense for hackers to study science?

"Come on, I'm optimistic about you."

Su Qing patted his shoulder.

He's not afraid of this guy making small moves.

Because I gave the silly girl an order in advance.

Some functions are prohibited from being copied.

At the same time, silly girl will also monitor Dongzi.

After he finished copying, give him a sum of money, and then wash his memory clean.

This is not only confidential, but also did not treat him badly.

Su Qing is a person with clear grievances.

Vengeance will be avenged, and kindness will be avenged.

When I came downstairs, You Suowei hadn't left yet, and was looking at Zhu Bajie and the others with a curious expression.

"They're all fake, don't you think they're real?" He Lan teased him.

"Fake?" You Suowei was taken aback for a moment, then he muttered to himself, "This is too fake."

Because Su Qing was an immortal, he had doubted whether the group of people who learned the scriptures were all real.

But if He Lan said it was fake, it must be fake, because she is Daxian's girlfriend.

Wouldn't she still know?

Hey, coincidentally, she really didn't know.

Su Qing hadn't told her at all.

Su Qing looked at He Lan: "Lanlan, I will talk to President Liu today, so I won't send you to the company."

"Okay, I'll go by myself, I'm not a child anymore, I still need you to send it." He Lan got up and left.

He also made a goodbye gesture to Su Qing.

Su Qing walked to Yousuowei and sat down: "Lanlan doesn't know yet, Tang Seng and the others are all real."

"Really...really!" You Suowei stood up instantly.

Sun Wukong looked at him with contempt.

Young people just can't hold their breath.

Haven't seen the world, make a fuss.

"Sun Wukong, the living Sun Wukong."

You are carefully watching the monkeys.

Sun Wukong smiled: "What you said, have you seen my dead grandson before?"

"I didn't have that chance either." You Suowei smiled cautiously. In front of the Great Sage, he was also excited.

Su Qing said: "In the future, the four of you should still look like modern people. Otherwise, if you wear such a suit all day, no one will doubt you."

"Understood, OK." Sun Wukong replied, turning into a young man in a red T-shirt.

Zhu Bajie became a big fat young man.

Monk Sha has become... an honest man.

Seeing that the three apprentices would change, Tang Seng took a lemon and said, "The poor monk can just change his clothes."

After all, he looked like a normal person.

"Da Xian, what are you planning to do, is there anything else you need me to help?" You Suowei asked.

Su Qing smiled lightly: "Don't ask, anyway, I won't be able to treat you badly."

The copied mobile phone will be given to You.

I will also give one to Lu Xiaoqian.

Lu Xiaoqian's whole body revealed a sense of justice.

Just let him be a trapeze man in this world, be a traitor and eradicate evil, and help the weak.

It doesn't matter if he is exposed or not.

Officials in this world are kind.

After Lu Xiaoqian was exposed in the play, he was not controlled and just cooperated with the official.

What's more, since Su Qing will leave the earth after the incident, what does he care about here?

Just leave when you're done, regardless of the consequences.

Well, sure, old scumbag.

At the same time, after fermentation, the peculiar abilities that King Huangmei showed on the street when he first arrived on earth not only attracted the attention of the official of the country.

It has also attracted foreign powers.

They are all looking for King Yellow Eyebrows.

At this time, the domestic Skynet has not been completed, and there is no monitoring in many places.

King Huangmei has no identity information.

So it is very difficult to find him in the country.

By accident, a group of special operations personnel from the island country actually found the place first.

They are not prepared to take the form of negotiation.

Because if you fail, you will be shocked.

And it will also be targeted by the officials here.

There won't be such a good chance next time.

So they brought sedative guns, stun bats and other weapons, ready to sneak in and kidnap King Huangmei.

"The person we want is in that villa."

In an apartment far from the villa area.

An archipelago agent is observing the villa.

"In China's territory, we actually let us discover his traces first. This is God's will, God bless our island country, and God Tianzhao is blessing us!"

"So, take action tonight."

"Masters, this person has super powers. As long as he is brought back to the island country and a breakthrough is made in research, we will become the world's No. 1 power and dominate the world."

"Therefore, this operation can only be successful and not allowed to fail. I wish you a prosperous martial arts and a smooth operation!"

"I'll be waiting for you at the pick-up point."

The leader watched the capable generals in front of them beat them with provocative language.

"Hi!"

Everyone shouted in unison.

They were in high spirits and had no idea what was waiting for them in the villa.

They thought that there was only one superhuman in the villa, but they didn't know that there were a bunch of monsters living in it.

They can only go in for drinks.

And they also offer takeaways delivered to the door.