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Chapter 184: Nearly collapsed Tathagata Buddha
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After the Buddha descended into the world, he incarnated into an ascetic monk. He never found Sun Wukong in Pansi Cave, and in Shuilian Cave, he only saw the golden hoop and no Sun Wukong.
According to time, the golden hoop has already been worn on Sun Wukong's head, but it has not yet, indicating that the layout of the Westward Journey has been in a big situation.
His divine sense swept out overwhelmingly and sensed that his disciple Jin Chanzi was actually in Chang'an City!
He couldn't help but want to swear. After ten years of journey to the west, he only walked halfway, and now he has returned to the starting point. This is to do!
But it's not too late to make amends. Fortunately, he found out early, and there is still a chance to remedy it.
The Buddha flew directly to Chang'an City and found that Chang'an City was prosperous in literary style. No matter where he was, he could see walkers and soldiers reading hard with books in hand.
"Abin's ten years in the cold window, his grades are not satisfactory, is this a book about imperial examinations?" Tathagata glanced at the title of the book and muttered to himself.
A gentleman in Tsing Yi held Abin and said with a slight smile: "This master guessed quite well, Abin was indeed classified as a compulsory subject for the imperial examination."
"Abin? Amitabha, the poor monk has never heard of this book before, dare to ask where Abin is?" The Tathagata made a bow and asked the scholar.
When the scholar heard this, a look of longing appeared on his face: "Abin is a god, and he has been in a cold window for ten years, but his grades in the imperial examination were not satisfactory, but this did not overwhelm his will, but he rented a room in Chang'an. Fang devoted himself to studying hard, and during this period, he went to Wushan with the owner’s wife, and when he entered school, he had a love-hate relationship with his classmates…”
The Tathagata can already feel the ups and downs of the plot in the book just by listening to his dictation.
It must have told the story of a down-and-out scholar who finally became a jinshi after studying hard.
"Dare to ask if this book can be read by a poor monk?" The Tathagata was a little curious, because he knew all the books.
But this is the first time I have heard of this book, and being selected for the imperial examination has its own reasons.
The gentleman in Tsing Yi said generously, "Please."
Immediately after that, he stuffed another piece of cloth for him: "Master, if he can't bear the excitement when he sees it, he can go to the alley over there and solve it secretly."
"Amitabha, very good, thank you for your kindness." The Tathagata thought that the other party was afraid that he would be moved to tears by Abin's inspirational deeds in the book, so he specially handed him a cloth to wipe his tears.
After taking the book, the Tathagata looked at it, but his face changed quickly, and he was shocked and angry: "This... unsightly! Unsightly! How can such a pickled thing be included in the imperial examination! How can everyone be included in the imperial examination! Praise!"
He thought it was an inspirational story.
Unexpectedly, it was Liu Bei who stepped on a horse!
"Monk, stop pretending, you might be peeking under the covers at night." Tsing Yi Shizi sneered.
The Tathagata blushed and shouted angrily, "Presumptuous! The poor monk is studying Spring and Autumn!"
"A monk who doesn't read Buddhist scriptures actually went to read Spring and Autumn. You really are not a serious monk." Tsing Yi pointed at the Tathagata, I saw through you.
The Tathagata took a deep breath and returned Abin to the gentleman in Tsing Yi: "Who wrote this book?"
The world is dirty again.
Sure enough, it is necessary for them to spread the Dharma to the east to purify this world. They have a long way to go.
"Monk, you don't know?" The scholar in Tsing Yi looked at him with a look of surprise: "This is the true scripture that your Buddhist Master Xuanzang traveled westward and obtained from the Western Heaven."
"What!" The Tathagata spurted out a mouthful of old blood. This riding on the horse was a true scripture taken from the Buddha of Joy.
What made his scalp tingle even more was that the places for the scriptures were occupied, and the opportunity for Buddhism was gone.
God doesn't care whether what Tang Seng retrieved is the real scripture, the person who retrieved the scripture said it was.
What's more, the whole world now knows that the scriptures have been retrieved. If the Tathagata gets it wrong, what will the world think? Will they believe it?
And compared to the boring Buddhist scriptures, the old critics still prefer the current scriptures.
So, Journey to the West is over.
"Who did it! Who did it! Who!!!"
The Tathagata's eyes were about to split, his eyes were red, he jumped up and flew to the Hongfu Temple of Tang Seng.
He can't swallow this breath! I can't swallow it!
Fomen has been huddled in the remote West for many years. From hundreds of years ago, he began to successfully deploy the Westward Journey through various exchanges and compromises.
Just waiting for the day when Buddhism prospered.
And now, it's all over.
"Wow, you can fly, so wouldn't it be possible to create a population with women in the sky?" The man in Tsing Yi looked at the Tathagata's figure and said enviously.
The Tathagata almost stumbled and crashed.
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Inside Hongfu Temple.
The Tang monk who returned from the study of Buddhist scriptures naturally became the host of Hongfu Temple.
At this time, he was taking his disciples to do a morning class.
"Tang Sanzang!"
Tathagata rushed into the Mahavira Hall with red eyes.
"Amitabha, this fellow came to ask the poor monk to sign?" Tang monk asked with a slight smile.
As a scripture learner, during this time he met many fellow students who regarded him as an idol.
"Sign your sister!" Tathagata exclaimed.
Tang Seng frowned: "This great monk, as a monk, how can he scold people? This is a violation of the precepts of anger. Besides, do you know how much psychological damage such a small sentence can cause to people, and secondly, the poor monk has no sister. , but the poor monk has apprentices..."
"Shut up!" The Tathagata shouted angrily, and then directly revealed his true body: "Don't pretend, it's a showdown, I am the Tathagata Buddha! Tang Sanzang! You are guilty!"
Seeing the true body of the Tathagata, the disciples in the Mahavira Hall were all shocked and bowed down.
"See Buddha." Tang Seng also knelt down.
The Tathagata gritted his teeth: "Tang Sanzang, you were instructed to travel west to study scriptures, why did you return halfway, and this seat has already smelled it, you have violated the meat precept!"
"Amitabha, Buddha, please listen to me. Although the poor monk drinks, eats meat, curses, and peeks at Sister Guanyin's beautiful legs, the poor monk is a good monk!" Tang Seng shouted for himself.
The Tathagata laughed angrily: "Tang Sanzang! Jin Chanzi! Your sin is unforgivable! You deserve to die! You are a sinner of Buddhism! You are..."
"Buddha, the Poor Senghui." Tang Seng interrupted, and then sang affectionately: "You are electricity, you are light, you are the only myth... ah!"
The next second, he was pumped out.
Immediately afterwards, the Buddha grabbed his neck and said with a hideous face: "What the **** is going on!"
He no longer wants to be graceful.
He just wanted to chop Tang Seng into eighteen sections!
The other disciples in the Mahavira Hall were shivering and lying, the Buddha was too cruel.
It's not what they imagined.
"Want to know what happened? I'll tell you."
A quiet voice suddenly sounded.
The Buddha looked at the sound, and saw a young man in white riding on a listening, holding Guanyin, followed by Fairy Zixia and two beautiful banshees.
"Da Xian!" Tang Sanzang's eyes lit up.
The Buddha let go of Tang Seng and looked at Guanyin in Su Qing's arms: "The dignified Buddhist Guanyin Bodhisattva is actually entangled with men, you know the sin!"
"I know how big your mother is!" Zuan Guanyin cursed online.
Buddha: "???"
Su Qing: "???"
Both looked surprised.